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- "Class, I'm going to give you a famous quotation, and if you can tell me who said it, I'll give you the day off on Monday.
- "The first one is, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.' Who said that one?"
- Little Johnny's hand shoots up immediately, but the teacher calls on Little Stevie. Little Stevie says, "That was John F. Kennedy, ma'am."
- "That's right, Little Stevie. You may take the day off on Monday."
- Little Stevie replies, "Actually, ma'am, I'm Jewish, and we believe in education. I'll be here on Monday."
- The teacher thanks Stevie for his dedication and then says, "Our next quotation is, 'One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.' Who said that one?"
- Again, Little Johnny's hand shoots straight up because he'd love a day off, but instead the teacher calls on Little Susie.
- Little Susie says, "That was Neil Armstrong, teacher, but just like Stevie, I, too, am Jewish and believe strongly in education. I'll be here ready to learn on Monday."
- From the back of the class, Little Johnny yells, "Fuck the Jews!"
- The teacher whips her head around and shouts, "Who said that?!"
- Little Johnny replies, "Adolf Hitler. See ya Tuesday."
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