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  1. Title: Summoning Ritual
  2. ACK ACK
  3. Post some CRACK!
  4. ACK ACK
  5. Let's ATTACK!
  6. ACK ACK
  7. WE HARASS!
  8. ACK!!!
  9.  
  10. Title: Summoning Spell
  11. Summonix,
  12. Demonix,
  13. Autistix,
  14. Yurix,
  15. Yaoix,
  16. Simsalabim,
  17. Open Sesame:
  18.  
  19. Appear before me, demon of the 9th circle: ACK
  20.  
  21. *huuuuuuuuh*
  22. Homura belongs with Sayaka!!!
  23.  
  24. Title: Exceed Summon
  25. I use Level 4 Mami and Level 4 Sayaka to construct the Crack Network.
  26.  
  27. Barely alive in the pitch-black basement. Bare your yellow teeth and fight the foolish !Akemi.
  28.  
  29. Descend Now! Exceed Summon.
  30.  
  31. Rank 4 Shitposter. ACK!!!!
  32.  
  33. Title: Fusion Summon
  34. I activate the Magic Card: Polymerization and fuse Kyoko and Homura!
  35.  
  36. Two Beautiful Girls with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack an from a hell under the lilies- give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!!
  37.  
  38. Title: Synchro Summon
  39. I tune my Level 3 Mami with my Level 4 Madoka.
  40.  
  41. Spread your flabby and uncleaned arms and STRIKE DOWN !AKEMI AT LIGHTSPEED! Synchro Summon! Level 8! Insane Madman ACK!!!
  42.  
  43. Title: Pendulum Summon
  44. I set the Pendulum Scale with Scale 1 Homura and Scale 8 Sayaka.
  45.  
  46. Now I can summon any shitposter between Level 1 and Level 8!
  47.  
  48. Swing Pendulum of my soul! Draw a river of shit across the ether
  49.  
  50. PENDULUM SUMMON!
  51.  
  52. Appear! Red-eyed with baggy eyelids! Red Eyed Schizo ACK!
  53.  
  54. Title: Link Summon
  55. Appear. The Future circuit that lights up my path!
  56.  
  57. Summoning conditions are 4 girls. I set Chika, Riko and two science babies in the link markers. Circuit combine!
  58.  
  59. My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Crazy Spammer ACK!!!
  60.  
  61. Title: Ritual Summon
  62. From my phone I activate the ritual spell Madman's Ritual!
  63.  
  64. I tribute Level 4 Yoshiko and Level 3 Hanamaru.
  65.  
  66. The contract has been made. The Spammer who wields dark power and inherits two souls.
  67.  
  68. Ritual Summon!
  69.  
  70. Rise! Insane ACK!
  71.  
  72. Title: I get a ban
  73. I get a BAN
  74. But I evade again
  75. Mods are never keep me down.
  76.  
  77. I get a BAN
  78. But I evade again
  79. Mods are never keep me down.
  80.  
  81. I get a BAN
  82. But I evade again
  83. Mods are never keep me down.
  84.  
  85. Title: Ban-Evading, Can ACK stop me?
  86. Crack? Check
  87. Smartphone? Check
  88. Proxies? Check!
  89.  
  90. BAN-EVADING!
  91. Can we shitpost?
  92. BAN-EVADING!
  93. Yes we can!
  94.  
  95. Shitposting, spamming and trolling too!
  96. Many !Akemis join the crew
  97. ACK and his friends have so much fun
  98. Working together
  99. The threads can GET FUCKED!
  100.  
  101. Ban-evading
  102. Can ACK stop me?
  103. Ban-evading
  104. NO ACK CAN'T!
  105.  
  106. BAN-EVADING!
  107. Can we shitpost?
  108. BAN-EVADING!
  109. Yes we can!
  110.  
  111. Time to get busy such a lot to do
  112. Spamming and baiting till the thread's not good
  113. ACK and the gang make a really good sound
  114. Shitposts all day
  115. Till the sun goes down
  116.  
  117. Ban-evading
  118. Can ACK stop me?
  119. Ban-evading
  120. NO ACK CAN'T!
  121.  
  122. We can shit up any thread discussion
  123. Look out! Here we come!
  124.  
  125. Can we bait ACK? YES!
  126. Can we shitpost? YES!
  127. Can we spam crack? YES!
  128.  
  129. Ban-evading
  130. Can ACK stop me?
  131. Ban-evading
  132. NO ACK CAN'T!
  133.  
  134. BAN-EVADING!
  135. Can we shitpost?
  136. BAN-EVADING!
  137. Yes YES we can!
  138.  
  139. Ban-evading
  140. Can ACK stop me?
  141. Ban-evading
  142. NO ACK CAN'T!
  143.  
  144. Title: ACK ACK Come out to play
  145. ACK ACK
  146. Come out to play
  147. How much crack will I post today?
  148.  
  149. Title: Welcome to ACK's world
  150. Welcome to ACK's World
  151. Meet all of his friends
  152. On 4chan Board
  153. Welcome to ACK's World
  154. Hear us sing
  155. Can we shitpost?
  156.  
  157. Austin's a shithead and he's ACK's best pal
  158. Digging up trouble as only he knows how
  159. TROID cleans away all the mess that's made
  160. See him dishing out bans to save the day
  161.  
  162. Welcome to ACK's World
  163. Meet all of his friends
  164. On 4chan Board
  165. Welcome to ACK's World
  166. Hear us sing
  167. Can we shitpost?
  168.  
  169. I_AM_ABIB gives a helping hand
  170. Banning ACK once again
  171. For evading his bans
  172. Here comes Sean now
  173. With a new IP
  174. When he's shitting up threads
  175. He'll get a ban real soon.
  176.  
  177. Welcome to ACK's World
  178. Meet all of his friends
  179. On 4chan Board
  180. Welcome to ACK's World
  181. Hear us sing
  182. Can we shitpost?
  183.  
  184. Title: Austin Rap
  185. Austin
  186. Austin
  187. Austin
  188. They call me Austin, I'M HELLA FAST.
  189. Came to shit up 4chan and kick A--C--K's ass
  190. Got spam for days, got crack galore
  191. Got combo moves, evades and more
  192. With proxies and phoneposting
  193. Evading bans like a maniac right in Mod's face
  194. Shitting up threads, leave a trail of guts
  195. Sittin on my chair, scratchin my nuts
  196.  
  197. Won't stop when I'm banned airplane mode is on
  198. A--C--K's ass is grass, and I'm mowin the lawn
  199. Got banned on my phone, and I won't stop
  200. Whatcha Mods gunna do when I hack and chop
  201. But man is Sean a prima donna
  202. I stuff my face with chimichangas
  203. Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
  204. Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
  205.  
  206. Austin
  207. Sexy Mothafuckaa
  208. Austin
  209. Austin
  210. Captain Austin
  211. Nah, Just Austin
  212.  
  213. Banned for a month?
  214. I can't die!
  215. Twenty permabans but I'm still alive!
  216. Try to ban me and I'll just revive
  217. Then I'll post another crackshit right behind your eyes
  218. I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless
  219. Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
  220. Jump flip and leave 'em headless
  221. My crack file is big like Texas
  222.  
  223. Hey there Mods and Jannies
  224. GUESS WHAT?
  225. I'm ban-evading
  226. Time's up, better count your losses
  227. Spamming this thread while Sean just watches
  228. Run away, you know that I'll chase
  229. From /a/ down to /int/, I'll shit up the place!
  230.  
  231. Shitpost! I'll give you a taste
  232. I'm sexy as hell but I avoid discord
  233. I'm bout to take you all to school with crack and spam
  234. Austin
  235. Tellin jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Yous
  236. Austin
  237. Laughin' at the ladies and the 4chan rules don't give a fug
  238. Austin
  239. Bout to spam threads with my whole crew so come and get some
  240.  
  241. Bring it Sean, I'll bring the pain
  242. Ha! Kickin Sean and fakin names
  243. Shitpost time, I am playing games
  244. These superpowers are feeling strange
  245. I move like a freakin' ninja
  246. Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
  247. Got two swords, now all up in ya
  248. I don't care if I offend ya
  249. Listen up, I got somethin' to say
  250. That's right I ban evade all day
  251.  
  252. Step up, take a bloodbath
  253. Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
  254. Ha! Ha! Ha!
  255. Where you gunna go to?
  256. Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you
  257. Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Austin
  258. Do I have to remind you?
  259. Airplane Mode, because it's cool when I get 30 days
  260. Austin
  261. The crazy-ass guards
  262. The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom!
  263. Austin
  264. I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
  265. Austin
  266. Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker
  267.  
  268. Title: ACK does it best
  269. It’s amazing how fast ACK shits up every thread
  270. Just by posting some crack, it’s like swallowing lead
  271. Try as he may we will never agree
  272. That !Akemi’s the one crackposting
  273.  
  274. The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
  275. There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
  276. We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
  277. ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all.
  278.  
  279. All day long ACK hears Austin talking out loud
  280. But when Sean’s posting here, !Akemi’s the crowd
  281. Try as he may Mods will never bow down
  282. And my crack posts just ain’t going down
  283.  
  284. The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
  285. There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
  286. We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
  287. ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all
  288.  
  289. Oh the spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
  290. There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
  291. We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
  292. ACK does it best, does it best, when he takes nothing at all
  293.  
  294. Title: ACK that we have heard on high
  295. Akemi is posting high
  296. Sweetly shitting up this thread
  297. And the Henry he replies
  298. Shitposting cause he real mad
  299.  
  300. Gloria in excelsis Henry
  301. Gloria in excelsis Henry.
  302.  
  303. Henry why you spam this thread
  304. Why your anger so prolonged?
  305. What the awesome crack provoked
  306. That inspire your unholy rage
  307.  
  308. Gloria...
  309.  
  310. Come to 4chan Boards to see
  311. Poke the Madman of whom I speak.
  312. Come and bait him with a phone
  313. ACK the Madman, Henry Lord.
  314.  
  315. Gloria...
  316.  
  317. Title: I want to Bait ACK with somebody
  318. Huh, yeah, woo, hey, yeah, huh
  319. Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah
  320.  
  321. I want to dance
  322.  
  323. Clock strikes upon the hour
  324. And the sun begins to fade
  325. Still enough time to figure out
  326. How to chase my blues away
  327.  
  328. I've worked like shit up 'til now
  329. I'm on my ass till I become a cow
  330. But when the night falls
  331. The 4chan board calls
  332.  
  333. Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
  334. I wanna feel the rage with somebody
  335. Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  336. With somebody who loves me
  337.  
  338. Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
  339. I wanna feel the rage with somebody
  340. Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  341. With somebody who loves me
  342.  
  343. I've got the (You)s and lose my senses
  344. Shitting up the threads
  345. Sooner or later the party ends
  346. And I wind up feeling down
  347.  
  348. I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance
  349. Just one single (You )’s not enough to last
  350. So when the night falls
  351. The 4chan board calls
  352.  
  353. Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  354. I wanna feel the heat with somebody
  355. Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody
  356. With somebody who loves me
  357.  
  358. Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  359. I wanna feel the rage with somebody
  360. Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  361. With somebody who loves me
  362.  
  363. Somebody who
  364. Somebody who
  365. Somebody who loves me
  366.  
  367. Somebody who
  368. Somebody who
  369. To hold me in his arms
  370.  
  371. I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance
  372. Just one single (You )’s not enough to last
  373. So when the night falls
  374. The 4chan Board calls
  375.  
  376. Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  377. I wanna feel the rage with somebody
  378. Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
  379. With somebody who loves me
  380.  
  381. Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
  382. I wanna feel the rage with somebody
  383. Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
  384. With somebody who loves me
  385.  
  386. Uh-huh
  387. (Dance)
  388. Come on, baby, ha, ha
  389. (Dance)
  390. Woo, yeah
  391. (Dance)
  392. Now get with this, ha, ha, ha
  393. Whoa, oh, oh
  394.  
  395. Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby?
  396. Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me boy?
  397. Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby?
  398.  
  399. With somebody who loves me
  400.  
  401. Don't you wanna bait?
  402. Say you wanna bait?
  403. Don't you wanna bait?
  404. (Bait)
  405.  
  406. Don't you wanna bait?
  407. Say you wanna bait?
  408. Don't you wanna bait?
  409. (Bait)
  410.  
  411. Don't you wanna bait?
  412. Say you wanna bait
  413. Uh-huh
  414. (Bait)
  415. With somebody who loves me
  416.  
  417. (Bait)
  418. (Bait)
  419. (Bait)
  420. Hey, baby
  421.  
  422. Title: I Don't wanna close my eyes
  423. I could stay awake just to watch you spamming
  424. Watch you seething while you are posting
  425. While I'm far away and laughing
  426. I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
  427. I could stay lost in this moment forever
  428. Every (You) I get from you is a (You) that I treasure
  429.  
  430. Don't wanna close my eyes
  431. I don't wanna fall asleep
  432. 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
  433. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  434.  
  435. 'Cause even when I dream of you
  436. The sweetest dream would never do
  437. I'd still miss ACK, baby
  438. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  439.  
  440. Lying on the floor laughing at your raging
  441. And I'm wondering how he's feeling
  442. If !Akemi knew you're still seething
  443. Over that crack he post when you were still together
  444. And now we gonna make you rage
  445. Now we're !Akemi forever, forever and ever
  446.  
  447. I don't wanna close my eyes
  448. I don't wanna fall asleep
  449. 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
  450. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  451.  
  452. 'Cause even when I dream of you
  453. The sweetest dream would never do
  454. I'd still miss ACK, baby
  455. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  456.  
  457. I don't wanna miss a smile
  458. I don't wanna miss one (You)
  459. Well, I just wanna be with you
  460. Right here with you, just like this
  461.  
  462. I just wanna make you mad
  463. I feel your rage it tastes like wine
  464. I'll attack you on this 4chan
  465. For all the rest of time, yeah, yeah, yeah
  466.  
  467. Don't wanna close my eyes
  468. I don't wanna fall asleep
  469. 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
  470. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  471.  
  472. 'Cause even when I dream of you
  473. The sweetest dream would never do
  474. I'd still miss ACK, baby
  475. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  476.  
  477. I don't wanna close my eyes
  478. I don't wanna fall asleep
  479. 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
  480. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  481.  
  482. 'Cause even when I dream of you
  483. The sweetest dream would never do
  484. And I'd still miss ACK, baby
  485. And I don't wanna miss a (You)
  486.  
  487. Don't wanna close my eyes
  488. I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
  489. I don't wanna miss a (You)
  490.  
  491. Title: How do I live without (You)s
  492. How do I get through one night without (You)s
  493. If I had to live without (You)s?
  494. What kinda life would that be?
  495. Oh I, I need ACK in that thread, need him to post
  496. He is my world, my heart, my soul
  497. If ACK ever left
  498. Janny would you take away
  499. Everything good in my life?
  500.  
  501. And tell me now
  502. How do I live without (You)s?
  503. I want to know
  504. How do I breathe without (You)s?
  505. If you ever go
  506. How do I ever, ever survive
  507. How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
  508.  
  509. Without (You)s
  510. There would be no sun in my sky
  511. There would be no love in my life
  512. There'd be no world left for me
  513. And I, baby, I don't know what I would do
  514. I'd be lost if I lost (You)s
  515. If ACK ever left
  516. Janny would you would take away
  517. Everything real in my life
  518.  
  519. And tell me now
  520. How do I live without (You)s?
  521. I want to know
  522. How do I breathe without (You)s?
  523. If ACK ever goes
  524. How do I ever, ever survive?
  525. How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
  526.  
  527. Please tell me Janny
  528. How do I go on?
  529. If ACK ever left
  530. Mod, would you take away everything?
  531. Need ACK with me
  532. Henry don't you know that you are
  533. Everything good in my life?
  534.  
  535. And tell me NOW!
  536. HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT (YOU)S?
  537. I WANT TO KNOW!!!!
  538. HOW DO I EVER BREATHE WITHOUT (YOU)S?
  539. If you ever go
  540. How do I ever, ever survive?
  541. How do I, how do I, oh how do I live
  542. How do I live without (You)s?
  543. How do I live without (You)s, baby?
  544. How do I live without (You)s?
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