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Title: Summoning Ritual
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ACK ACK
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Post some CRACK!
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ACK ACK
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Let's ATTACK!
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ACK ACK
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WE HARASS!
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ACK!!!
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Title: Summoning Spell
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Summonix,
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Demonix,
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Autistix,
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Yurix,
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Yaoix,
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Simsalabim,
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Open Sesame:
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Appear before me, demon of the 9th circle: ACK
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*huuuuuuuuh*
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Homura belongs with Sayaka!!! 
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Title: Exceed Summon
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I use Mami and Sayaka to construct the Crack Network.
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I use Level 4 Mami and Level 4 Sayaka to construct the Crack Network.
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Spammer of pitch-black darkness. Bare your fangs of Rebellion and strike down the foolish !Akemi.
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Barely alive in the pitch-black basement. Bare your yellow teeth and fight the foolish !Akemi.
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Descend Now! Exceed Summon.
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Rank 4 Shitposter. ACK!!!!
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Title: Fusion Summon
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Two Beautiful flower with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack, From a hell under your petals, Give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!! 
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I activate the Magic Card: Polymerization and fuse Kyoko and Homura!
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Two Beautiful Girls with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack an from a hell under the lilies- give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!! 
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I tune my Mami with my Madoka.
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Title: Synchro Summon
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I tune my Level 3 Mami with my Level 4 Madoka.
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Spread your flabby and uncleaned arms and STRIKE DOWN !AKEMI AT LIGHTSPEED! Synchro Summon! Level 8! Insane Madman ACK!!!
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Title: Pendulum Summon
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I set the Pendulum Scale with Scale 1 Homura and Scale 8 Sayaka.
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My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Very Insane ACK!!!
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Now I can summon any shitposter between Level 1 and Level 8!
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Swing Pendulum of my soul! Draw a river of shit across the ether
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PENDULUM SUMMON! 
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Appear! Red-eyed with baggy eyelids! Red Eyed Schizo ACK!
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Title: Link Summon
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Appear. The Future circuit that lights up my path!
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Summoning conditions are 4 girls. I set Chika, Riko and two science babies in the link markers. Circuit combine!
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My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Crazy Spammer ACK!!!
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Title: Ritual Summon
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From my phone I activate the ritual spell Madman's Ritual!
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I tribute Level 4 Yoshiko and Level 3 Hanamaru. 
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The contract has been made. The Spammer who wields dark power and inherits two souls.
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Ritual Summon!
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Rise! Insane ACK!
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Title: I get a ban
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I get a BAN
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But I evade again
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Mods are never keep me down.
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I get a BAN
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But I evade again
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Mods are never keep me down.
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I get a BAN
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But I evade again
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Mods are never keep me down.
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Title: Ban-Evading, Can ACK stop me?
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Crack? Check
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Smartphone? Check
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Proxies? Check!
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BAN-EVADING!
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Can we shitpost?
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BAN-EVADING!
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Yes we can!
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Shitposting, spamming and trolling too!
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Many !Akemis join the crew
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ACK and his friends have so much fun
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Working together
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The threads can GET FUCKED! 
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Ban-evading
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Can ACK stop me?
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Ban-evading
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NO ACK CAN'T!
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BAN-EVADING!
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Can we shitpost?
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BAN-EVADING!
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Yes we can! 
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Time to get busy such a lot to do
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Spamming and baiting till the thread's not good
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ACK and the gang make a really good sound
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Shitposts all day
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Till the sun goes down
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Ban-evading
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Can ACK stop me?
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Ban-evading
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NO ACK CAN'T!
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We can shit up any thread discussion
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Look out! Here we come!
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Can we bait ACK? YES!
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Can we shitpost? YES!
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Can we spam crack? YES! 
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Ban-evading
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Can ACK stop me?
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Ban-evading
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NO ACK CAN'T!
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BAN-EVADING!
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Can we shitpost?
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BAN-EVADING!
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Yes YES we can!
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Ban-evading
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Can ACK stop me?
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Ban-evading
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NO ACK CAN'T!
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Title: ACK ACK Come out to play
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ACK ACK
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Come out to play
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How much crack will I post today?
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Title: Welcome to ACK's world
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Welcome to ACK's World
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Meet all of his friends
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On 4chan Board
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Welcome to ACK's World
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Hear us sing
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Can we shitpost?
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Austin's a shithead and he's ACK's best pal
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Digging up trouble as only he knows how
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TROID cleans away all the mess that's made
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See him dishing out bans to save the day
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Welcome to ACK's World
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Meet all of his friends
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On 4chan Board
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Welcome to ACK's World
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Hear us sing
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Can we shitpost?
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I_AM_ABIB gives a helping hand
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Banning ACK once again
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For evading his bans
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Here comes Sean now
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With a new IP
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When he's shitting up threads
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He'll get a ban real soon.
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Welcome to ACK's World
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Meet all of his friends
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On 4chan Board
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Welcome to ACK's World
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Hear us sing
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Can we shitpost?
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Title: Austin Rap
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Austin 
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Austin
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Austin
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They call me Austin, I'M HELLA FAST.
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Came to shit up 4chan and kick A--C--K's ass
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Got spam for days, got crack galore
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Got combo moves, evades and more
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With proxies and phoneposting
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Evading bans like a maniac right in Mod's face
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Shitting up threads, leave a trail of guts
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Sittin on my chair, scratchin my nuts
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Won't stop when I'm banned airplane mode is on
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A--C--K's ass is grass, and I'm mowin the lawn
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Got banned on my phone, and I won't stop
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Whatcha Mods gunna do when I hack and chop
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But man is Sean a prima donna
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I stuff my face with chimichangas
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Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
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Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce 
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Austin
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Sexy Mothafuckaa
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Austin
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Austin
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Captain Austin
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Nah, Just Austin
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Banned for a month?
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I can't die!
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Twenty permabans but I'm still alive!
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Try to ban me and I'll just revive
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Then I'll post another crackshit right behind your eyes
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I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless
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Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
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Jump flip and leave 'em headless
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My crack file is big like Texas
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Hey there Mods and Jannies
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GUESS WHAT?
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I'm ban-evading
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Time's up, better count your losses
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Spamming this thread while Sean just watches
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Run away, you know that I'll chase
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From /a/ down to /int/, I'll shit up the place!
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Shitpost! I'll give you a taste
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I'm sexy as hell but I avoid discord
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I'm bout to take you all to school with crack and spam
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Austin
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Tellin jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Yous
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Austin
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Laughin' at the ladies and the 4chan rules don't give a fug 
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Austin
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Bout to spam threads with my whole crew so come and get some
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Bring it Sean, I'll bring the pain
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Ha! Kickin Sean and fakin names
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Shitpost time, I am playing games
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These superpowers are feeling strange
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I move like a freakin' ninja
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Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
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Got two swords, now all up in ya
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I don't care if I offend ya
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Listen up, I got somethin' to say
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That's right I ban evade all day
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Step up, take a bloodbath
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Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Where you gunna go to?
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Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you
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Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Austin
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Do I have to remind you? 
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Airplane Mode, because it's cool when I get 30 days
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Austin
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The crazy-ass guards
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The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom!
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Austin
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I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
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Austin
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Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker
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Title: ACK does it best
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It’s amazing how fast ACK shits up every thread
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Just by posting some crack, it’s like swallowing lead 
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Try as he may we will never agree
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That !Akemi’s the one crackposting
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The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
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There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
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We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
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ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all.
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All day long ACK hears Austin talking out loud
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But when Sean’s posting here, !Akemi’s the crowd
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Try as he may Mods will never bow down
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And my crack posts just ain’t going down
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The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
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There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
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We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
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ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all
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Oh the spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
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There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
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We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
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ACK does it best, does it best, when he takes nothing at all
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Title: ACK that we have heard on high
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Akemi is posting high
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Sweetly shitting up this thread
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And the Henry he replies
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Shitposting cause he real mad
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Gloria in excelsis Henry
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Gloria in excelsis Henry.
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Henry why you spam this thread
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Why your anger so prolonged?
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What the awesome crack provoked
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That inspire your unholy rage
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Gloria...
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Come to 4chan Boards to see
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Poke the Madman of whom I speak.
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Come and bait him with a phone
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ACK the Madman, Henry Lord.
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Gloria... 
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Title: I want to Bait ACK with somebody
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Huh, yeah, woo, hey, yeah, huh
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Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah
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I want to dance
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Clock strikes upon the hour
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And the sun begins to fade
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Still enough time to figure out
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How to chase my blues away
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I've worked like shit up 'til now
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I'm on my ass till I become a cow
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But when the night falls
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The 4chan board calls
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Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
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I wanna feel the rage with somebody
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Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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With somebody who loves me
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Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
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I wanna feel the rage with somebody
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Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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With somebody who loves me
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I've got the (You)s and lose my senses
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Shitting up the threads
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Sooner or later the party ends
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And I wind up feeling down
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I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance
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Just one single (You )’s not enough to last
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So when the night falls
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The 4chan board calls
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Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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I wanna feel the heat with somebody
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Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody
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With somebody who loves me
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Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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I wanna feel the rage with somebody
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Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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With somebody who loves me
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Somebody who
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Somebody who
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Somebody who loves me
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Somebody who
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Somebody who
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To hold me in his arms
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I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance
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Just one single (You )’s not enough to last
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So when the night falls
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The 4chan Board calls
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Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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I wanna feel the rage with somebody
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Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
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With somebody who loves me
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Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
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I wanna feel the rage with somebody
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Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
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With somebody who loves me
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Uh-huh
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(Dance)
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Come on, baby, ha, ha
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(Dance)
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Woo, yeah
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(Dance)
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Now get with this, ha, ha, ha
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Whoa, oh, oh
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Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby?
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Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me boy?
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Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby? 
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With somebody who loves me
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Don't you wanna bait?
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Say you wanna bait?
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Don't you wanna bait?
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(Bait)
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Don't you wanna bait?
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Say you wanna bait?
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Don't you wanna bait?
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(Bait)
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Don't you wanna bait?
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Say you wanna bait
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Uh-huh
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(Bait)
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With somebody who loves me
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(Bait)
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(Bait)
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(Bait)
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Hey, baby
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Title:  I Don't wanna close my eyes
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I could stay awake just to watch you spamming
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Watch you seething while you are posting
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While I'm far away and laughing
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I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
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I could stay lost in this moment forever
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Every (You) I get from you is a (You) that I treasure
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Don't wanna close my eyes
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I don't wanna fall asleep
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'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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'Cause even when I dream of you
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The sweetest dream would never do
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I'd still miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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Lying on the floor laughing at your raging
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And I'm wondering how he's feeling
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If !Akemi knew you're still seething
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Over that crack he post when you were still together
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And now we gonna make you rage
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Now we're !Akemi forever, forever and ever
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I don't wanna close my eyes
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I don't wanna fall asleep
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'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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'Cause even when I dream of you
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The sweetest dream would never do
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I'd still miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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I don't wanna miss a smile
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I don't wanna miss one (You)
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Well, I just wanna be with you
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Right here with you, just like this
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I just wanna make you mad
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I feel your rage it tastes like wine
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I'll attack you on this 4chan
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For all the rest of time, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Don't wanna close my eyes
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I don't wanna fall asleep
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'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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'Cause even when I dream of you
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The sweetest dream would never do
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I'd still miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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I don't wanna close my eyes
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I don't wanna fall asleep
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'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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'Cause even when I dream of you
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The sweetest dream would never do
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And I'd still miss ACK, baby
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And I don't wanna miss a (You)
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Don't wanna close my eyes
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I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
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I don't wanna miss a (You) 
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Title: How do I live without (You)s
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How do I get through one night without (You)s
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If I had to live without (You)s?
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What kinda life would that be?
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Oh I, I need ACK in that thread, need him to post
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He is my world, my heart, my soul
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If ACK ever left
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Janny would you take away
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Everything good in my life?
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And tell me now
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How do I live without (You)s?
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I want to know
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How do I breathe without (You)s?
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If you ever go
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How do I ever, ever survive
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How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
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Without (You)s
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There would be no sun in my sky
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There would be no love in my life
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There'd be no world left for me
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And I, baby, I don't know what I would do
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I'd be lost if I lost (You)s
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If ACK ever left
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Janny would you would take away
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Everything real in my life
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And tell me now
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How do I live without (You)s?
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I want to know
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How do I breathe without (You)s?
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If ACK ever goes
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How do I ever, ever survive?
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How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
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Please tell me Janny 
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How do I go on?
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If ACK ever left
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Mod, would you take away everything?
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Need ACK with me
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Henry don't you know that you are
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Everything good in my life?
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And tell me NOW!
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HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT (YOU)S?
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I WANT TO KNOW!!!!
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HOW DO I EVER BREATHE WITHOUT (YOU)S?
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If you ever go
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How do I ever, ever survive?
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How do I, how do I, oh how do I live
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How do I live without (You)s?
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How do I live without (You)s, baby?
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How do I live without (You)s?