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1 | Title: Summoning Ritual | |
2 | ACK ACK | |
3 | Post some CRACK! | |
4 | ACK ACK | |
5 | Let's ATTACK! | |
6 | ACK ACK | |
7 | WE HARASS! | |
8 | ACK!!! | |
9 | ||
10 | Title: Summoning Spell | |
11 | Summonix, | |
12 | Demonix, | |
13 | Autistix, | |
14 | Yurix, | |
15 | Yaoix, | |
16 | Simsalabim, | |
17 | Open Sesame: | |
18 | ||
19 | Appear before me, demon of the 9th circle: ACK | |
20 | ||
21 | *huuuuuuuuh* | |
22 | Homura belongs with Sayaka!!! | |
23 | ||
24 | Title: Exceed Summon | |
25 | - | I use Mami and Sayaka to construct the Crack Network. |
25 | + | I use Level 4 Mami and Level 4 Sayaka to construct the Crack Network. |
26 | ||
27 | - | Spammer of pitch-black darkness. Bare your fangs of Rebellion and strike down the foolish !Akemi. |
27 | + | Barely alive in the pitch-black basement. Bare your yellow teeth and fight the foolish !Akemi. |
28 | ||
29 | Descend Now! Exceed Summon. | |
30 | ||
31 | Rank 4 Shitposter. ACK!!!! | |
32 | ||
33 | Title: Fusion Summon | |
34 | - | Two Beautiful flower with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack, From a hell under your petals, Give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!! |
34 | + | I activate the Magic Card: Polymerization and fuse Kyoko and Homura! |
35 | ||
36 | Two Beautiful Girls with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack an from a hell under the lilies- give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!! | |
37 | - | I tune my Mami with my Madoka. |
37 | + | |
38 | Title: Synchro Summon | |
39 | I tune my Level 3 Mami with my Level 4 Madoka. | |
40 | ||
41 | Spread your flabby and uncleaned arms and STRIKE DOWN !AKEMI AT LIGHTSPEED! Synchro Summon! Level 8! Insane Madman ACK!!! | |
42 | ||
43 | Title: Pendulum Summon | |
44 | I set the Pendulum Scale with Scale 1 Homura and Scale 8 Sayaka. | |
45 | ||
46 | - | My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Very Insane ACK!!! |
46 | + | Now I can summon any shitposter between Level 1 and Level 8! |
47 | ||
48 | Swing Pendulum of my soul! Draw a river of shit across the ether | |
49 | ||
50 | PENDULUM SUMMON! | |
51 | ||
52 | Appear! Red-eyed with baggy eyelids! Red Eyed Schizo ACK! | |
53 | ||
54 | Title: Link Summon | |
55 | Appear. The Future circuit that lights up my path! | |
56 | ||
57 | Summoning conditions are 4 girls. I set Chika, Riko and two science babies in the link markers. Circuit combine! | |
58 | ||
59 | My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Crazy Spammer ACK!!! | |
60 | ||
61 | Title: Ritual Summon | |
62 | From my phone I activate the ritual spell Madman's Ritual! | |
63 | ||
64 | I tribute Level 4 Yoshiko and Level 3 Hanamaru. | |
65 | ||
66 | The contract has been made. The Spammer who wields dark power and inherits two souls. | |
67 | ||
68 | Ritual Summon! | |
69 | ||
70 | Rise! Insane ACK! | |
71 | ||
72 | Title: I get a ban | |
73 | I get a BAN | |
74 | But I evade again | |
75 | Mods are never keep me down. | |
76 | ||
77 | I get a BAN | |
78 | But I evade again | |
79 | Mods are never keep me down. | |
80 | ||
81 | I get a BAN | |
82 | But I evade again | |
83 | Mods are never keep me down. | |
84 | ||
85 | Title: Ban-Evading, Can ACK stop me? | |
86 | Crack? Check | |
87 | Smartphone? Check | |
88 | Proxies? Check! | |
89 | ||
90 | BAN-EVADING! | |
91 | Can we shitpost? | |
92 | BAN-EVADING! | |
93 | Yes we can! | |
94 | ||
95 | Shitposting, spamming and trolling too! | |
96 | Many !Akemis join the crew | |
97 | ACK and his friends have so much fun | |
98 | Working together | |
99 | The threads can GET FUCKED! | |
100 | ||
101 | Ban-evading | |
102 | Can ACK stop me? | |
103 | Ban-evading | |
104 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
105 | ||
106 | BAN-EVADING! | |
107 | Can we shitpost? | |
108 | BAN-EVADING! | |
109 | Yes we can! | |
110 | ||
111 | Time to get busy such a lot to do | |
112 | Spamming and baiting till the thread's not good | |
113 | ACK and the gang make a really good sound | |
114 | Shitposts all day | |
115 | Till the sun goes down | |
116 | ||
117 | Ban-evading | |
118 | Can ACK stop me? | |
119 | Ban-evading | |
120 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
121 | ||
122 | We can shit up any thread discussion | |
123 | Look out! Here we come! | |
124 | ||
125 | Can we bait ACK? YES! | |
126 | Can we shitpost? YES! | |
127 | Can we spam crack? YES! | |
128 | ||
129 | Ban-evading | |
130 | Can ACK stop me? | |
131 | Ban-evading | |
132 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
133 | ||
134 | BAN-EVADING! | |
135 | Can we shitpost? | |
136 | BAN-EVADING! | |
137 | Yes YES we can! | |
138 | ||
139 | Ban-evading | |
140 | Can ACK stop me? | |
141 | Ban-evading | |
142 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
143 | ||
144 | Title: ACK ACK Come out to play | |
145 | ACK ACK | |
146 | Come out to play | |
147 | How much crack will I post today? | |
148 | ||
149 | Title: Welcome to ACK's world | |
150 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
151 | Meet all of his friends | |
152 | On 4chan Board | |
153 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
154 | Hear us sing | |
155 | Can we shitpost? | |
156 | ||
157 | Austin's a shithead and he's ACK's best pal | |
158 | Digging up trouble as only he knows how | |
159 | TROID cleans away all the mess that's made | |
160 | See him dishing out bans to save the day | |
161 | ||
162 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
163 | Meet all of his friends | |
164 | On 4chan Board | |
165 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
166 | Hear us sing | |
167 | Can we shitpost? | |
168 | ||
169 | I_AM_ABIB gives a helping hand | |
170 | Banning ACK once again | |
171 | For evading his bans | |
172 | Here comes Sean now | |
173 | With a new IP | |
174 | When he's shitting up threads | |
175 | He'll get a ban real soon. | |
176 | ||
177 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
178 | Meet all of his friends | |
179 | On 4chan Board | |
180 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
181 | Hear us sing | |
182 | Can we shitpost? | |
183 | ||
184 | Title: Austin Rap | |
185 | Austin | |
186 | Austin | |
187 | Austin | |
188 | They call me Austin, I'M HELLA FAST. | |
189 | Came to shit up 4chan and kick A--C--K's ass | |
190 | Got spam for days, got crack galore | |
191 | Got combo moves, evades and more | |
192 | With proxies and phoneposting | |
193 | Evading bans like a maniac right in Mod's face | |
194 | Shitting up threads, leave a trail of guts | |
195 | Sittin on my chair, scratchin my nuts | |
196 | ||
197 | Won't stop when I'm banned airplane mode is on | |
198 | A--C--K's ass is grass, and I'm mowin the lawn | |
199 | Got banned on my phone, and I won't stop | |
200 | Whatcha Mods gunna do when I hack and chop | |
201 | But man is Sean a prima donna | |
202 | I stuff my face with chimichangas | |
203 | Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose | |
204 | Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce | |
205 | ||
206 | Austin | |
207 | Sexy Mothafuckaa | |
208 | Austin | |
209 | Austin | |
210 | Captain Austin | |
211 | Nah, Just Austin | |
212 | ||
213 | Banned for a month? | |
214 | I can't die! | |
215 | Twenty permabans but I'm still alive! | |
216 | Try to ban me and I'll just revive | |
217 | Then I'll post another crackshit right behind your eyes | |
218 | I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless | |
219 | Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace | |
220 | Jump flip and leave 'em headless | |
221 | My crack file is big like Texas | |
222 | ||
223 | Hey there Mods and Jannies | |
224 | GUESS WHAT? | |
225 | I'm ban-evading | |
226 | Time's up, better count your losses | |
227 | Spamming this thread while Sean just watches | |
228 | Run away, you know that I'll chase | |
229 | From /a/ down to /int/, I'll shit up the place! | |
230 | ||
231 | Shitpost! I'll give you a taste | |
232 | I'm sexy as hell but I avoid discord | |
233 | I'm bout to take you all to school with crack and spam | |
234 | Austin | |
235 | Tellin jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Yous | |
236 | Austin | |
237 | Laughin' at the ladies and the 4chan rules don't give a fug | |
238 | Austin | |
239 | Bout to spam threads with my whole crew so come and get some | |
240 | ||
241 | Bring it Sean, I'll bring the pain | |
242 | Ha! Kickin Sean and fakin names | |
243 | Shitpost time, I am playing games | |
244 | These superpowers are feeling strange | |
245 | I move like a freakin' ninja | |
246 | Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya | |
247 | Got two swords, now all up in ya | |
248 | I don't care if I offend ya | |
249 | Listen up, I got somethin' to say | |
250 | That's right I ban evade all day | |
251 | ||
252 | Step up, take a bloodbath | |
253 | Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh | |
254 | Ha! Ha! Ha! | |
255 | Where you gunna go to? | |
256 | Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you | |
257 | Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Austin | |
258 | Do I have to remind you? | |
259 | Airplane Mode, because it's cool when I get 30 days | |
260 | Austin | |
261 | The crazy-ass guards | |
262 | The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom! | |
263 | Austin | |
264 | I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid | |
265 | Austin | |
266 | Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker | |
267 | ||
268 | Title: ACK does it best | |
269 | It’s amazing how fast ACK shits up every thread | |
270 | Just by posting some crack, it’s like swallowing lead | |
271 | Try as he may we will never agree | |
272 | That !Akemi’s the one crackposting | |
273 | ||
274 | The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething | |
275 | There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading | |
276 | We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball. | |
277 | ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all. | |
278 | ||
279 | All day long ACK hears Austin talking out loud | |
280 | But when Sean’s posting here, !Akemi’s the crowd | |
281 | Try as he may Mods will never bow down | |
282 | And my crack posts just ain’t going down | |
283 | ||
284 | The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething | |
285 | There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading | |
286 | We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball. | |
287 | ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all | |
288 | ||
289 | Oh the spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething | |
290 | There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading | |
291 | We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball. | |
292 | ACK does it best, does it best, when he takes nothing at all | |
293 | ||
294 | Title: ACK that we have heard on high | |
295 | Akemi is posting high | |
296 | Sweetly shitting up this thread | |
297 | And the Henry he replies | |
298 | Shitposting cause he real mad | |
299 | ||
300 | Gloria in excelsis Henry | |
301 | Gloria in excelsis Henry. | |
302 | ||
303 | Henry why you spam this thread | |
304 | Why your anger so prolonged? | |
305 | What the awesome crack provoked | |
306 | That inspire your unholy rage | |
307 | ||
308 | Gloria... | |
309 | ||
310 | Come to 4chan Boards to see | |
311 | Poke the Madman of whom I speak. | |
312 | Come and bait him with a phone | |
313 | ACK the Madman, Henry Lord. | |
314 | ||
315 | Gloria... | |
316 | ||
317 | Title: I want to Bait ACK with somebody | |
318 | Huh, yeah, woo, hey, yeah, huh | |
319 | Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah | |
320 | ||
321 | I want to dance | |
322 | ||
323 | Clock strikes upon the hour | |
324 | And the sun begins to fade | |
325 | Still enough time to figure out | |
326 | How to chase my blues away | |
327 | ||
328 | I've worked like shit up 'til now | |
329 | I'm on my ass till I become a cow | |
330 | But when the night falls | |
331 | The 4chan board calls | |
332 | ||
333 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
334 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
335 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
336 | With somebody who loves me | |
337 | ||
338 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
339 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
340 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
341 | With somebody who loves me | |
342 | ||
343 | I've got the (You)s and lose my senses | |
344 | Shitting up the threads | |
345 | Sooner or later the party ends | |
346 | And I wind up feeling down | |
347 | ||
348 | I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance | |
349 | Just one single (You )’s not enough to last | |
350 | So when the night falls | |
351 | The 4chan board calls | |
352 | ||
353 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
354 | I wanna feel the heat with somebody | |
355 | Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody | |
356 | With somebody who loves me | |
357 | ||
358 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
359 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
360 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
361 | With somebody who loves me | |
362 | ||
363 | Somebody who | |
364 | Somebody who | |
365 | Somebody who loves me | |
366 | ||
367 | Somebody who | |
368 | Somebody who | |
369 | To hold me in his arms | |
370 | ||
371 | I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance | |
372 | Just one single (You )’s not enough to last | |
373 | So when the night falls | |
374 | The 4chan Board calls | |
375 | ||
376 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
377 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
378 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
379 | With somebody who loves me | |
380 | ||
381 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
382 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
383 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
384 | With somebody who loves me | |
385 | ||
386 | Uh-huh | |
387 | (Dance) | |
388 | Come on, baby, ha, ha | |
389 | (Dance) | |
390 | Woo, yeah | |
391 | (Dance) | |
392 | Now get with this, ha, ha, ha | |
393 | Whoa, oh, oh | |
394 | ||
395 | Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby? | |
396 | Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me boy? | |
397 | Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby? | |
398 | ||
399 | With somebody who loves me | |
400 | ||
401 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
402 | Say you wanna bait? | |
403 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
404 | (Bait) | |
405 | ||
406 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
407 | Say you wanna bait? | |
408 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
409 | (Bait) | |
410 | ||
411 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
412 | Say you wanna bait | |
413 | Uh-huh | |
414 | (Bait) | |
415 | With somebody who loves me | |
416 | ||
417 | (Bait) | |
418 | (Bait) | |
419 | (Bait) | |
420 | Hey, baby | |
421 | ||
422 | Title: I Don't wanna close my eyes | |
423 | I could stay awake just to watch you spamming | |
424 | Watch you seething while you are posting | |
425 | While I'm far away and laughing | |
426 | I could spend my life in this sweet surrender | |
427 | I could stay lost in this moment forever | |
428 | Every (You) I get from you is a (You) that I treasure | |
429 | ||
430 | Don't wanna close my eyes | |
431 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
432 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
433 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
434 | ||
435 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
436 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
437 | I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
438 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
439 | ||
440 | Lying on the floor laughing at your raging | |
441 | And I'm wondering how he's feeling | |
442 | If !Akemi knew you're still seething | |
443 | Over that crack he post when you were still together | |
444 | And now we gonna make you rage | |
445 | Now we're !Akemi forever, forever and ever | |
446 | ||
447 | I don't wanna close my eyes | |
448 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
449 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
450 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
451 | ||
452 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
453 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
454 | I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
455 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
456 | ||
457 | I don't wanna miss a smile | |
458 | I don't wanna miss one (You) | |
459 | Well, I just wanna be with you | |
460 | Right here with you, just like this | |
461 | ||
462 | I just wanna make you mad | |
463 | I feel your rage it tastes like wine | |
464 | I'll attack you on this 4chan | |
465 | For all the rest of time, yeah, yeah, yeah | |
466 | ||
467 | Don't wanna close my eyes | |
468 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
469 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
470 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
471 | ||
472 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
473 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
474 | I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
475 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
476 | ||
477 | I don't wanna close my eyes | |
478 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
479 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
480 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
481 | ||
482 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
483 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
484 | And I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
485 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
486 | ||
487 | Don't wanna close my eyes | |
488 | I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah | |
489 | I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
490 | ||
491 | Title: How do I live without (You)s | |
492 | How do I get through one night without (You)s | |
493 | If I had to live without (You)s? | |
494 | What kinda life would that be? | |
495 | Oh I, I need ACK in that thread, need him to post | |
496 | He is my world, my heart, my soul | |
497 | If ACK ever left | |
498 | Janny would you take away | |
499 | Everything good in my life? | |
500 | ||
501 | And tell me now | |
502 | How do I live without (You)s? | |
503 | I want to know | |
504 | How do I breathe without (You)s? | |
505 | If you ever go | |
506 | How do I ever, ever survive | |
507 | How do I, how do I, oh how do I live? | |
508 | ||
509 | Without (You)s | |
510 | There would be no sun in my sky | |
511 | There would be no love in my life | |
512 | There'd be no world left for me | |
513 | And I, baby, I don't know what I would do | |
514 | I'd be lost if I lost (You)s | |
515 | If ACK ever left | |
516 | Janny would you would take away | |
517 | Everything real in my life | |
518 | ||
519 | And tell me now | |
520 | How do I live without (You)s? | |
521 | I want to know | |
522 | How do I breathe without (You)s? | |
523 | If ACK ever goes | |
524 | How do I ever, ever survive? | |
525 | How do I, how do I, oh how do I live? | |
526 | ||
527 | Please tell me Janny | |
528 | How do I go on? | |
529 | If ACK ever left | |
530 | Mod, would you take away everything? | |
531 | Need ACK with me | |
532 | Henry don't you know that you are | |
533 | Everything good in my life? | |
534 | ||
535 | And tell me NOW! | |
536 | HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT (YOU)S? | |
537 | I WANT TO KNOW!!!! | |
538 | HOW DO I EVER BREATHE WITHOUT (YOU)S? | |
539 | If you ever go | |
540 | How do I ever, ever survive? | |
541 | How do I, how do I, oh how do I live | |
542 | How do I live without (You)s? | |
543 | How do I live without (You)s, baby? | |
544 | How do I live without (You)s? |