Suicide (no eventhandler)

private ["_Secondary"];
canAbort = true;
_Secondary = currentWeapon player;
if ((_Secondary in ["glock17_EP1","M9","M9SD","Makarov","MakarovSD","revolver_EP1","revolver_gold_EP1","UZI_EP1","UZI_SD_EP1","Sa61_EP1","Colt1911"]) && (player ammo _Secondary > 0)) then
{
    cutText [format["Fuck this cruel world"], "PLAIN DOWN"];
    canAbort = false;
    player playmove "ActsPercMstpSnonWpstDnon_suicide1B";
    sleep 8.0;
    player fire _Secondary;
    if (alive player) then { player SetDamage 1.1;};
}
else
{
    cutText [format["You need at least one round of ammo to kill yourself. Can't even kill yourself properly."], "PLAIN DOWN"];
};