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- >It was time.
- >Time to put this silly sub-plot to rest.
- >You were a little sick of all these people in your house, and they had since trashed parts of your lab by "accident" as well as raided your fridge dry.
- >It appeared you and the Sorcerer were the two most technologically advanced.
- >You could jump dimensions, and he could crush things with his power fist. Or any other part of his mech-suit, really.
- >Passing a disk to each of the loners, you prepared to jump, leaving one of the family fathers you trusted, T. Scooter, in charge.
- >"YOU HAVE PLACES FOR EACH OF US?"
- "Dude, turn the mic off. And yes. I have an idea."
- >"I sincerely hope you were not joking about a world of zombies. If I am...disappointed...you shall not last the night."
- "Alright, any other objections I should know about, you four?"
- >All four raise their hands.
- "Ok, cool, let's go."
- >You Jump.
- >You take the first jump to the known locations.
- >Landing in the middle of zombie-fucktown was probably not a good idea usually, but with the Sorcerer and the Survivor on your side, you weren't particularly worried.
- >You land, taking a look around.
- >That same zombie is in the alleyway, moaning at you.
- >For you it feels like.
- >You can almost see desperation in its milky-white eyes.
- "Heere's your stop."
- >Xillian returns your transport disk.
- >"So long, traveler."
- >You jump.
- >You land, and give a generous spray down of you and your companions.
- >They understood what it was for, no worries.
- >Only issue was that the can was nearly empty.
- >You sigh and look back at the world you found once in a forest.
- >"There is nothing here."
- "Precisely. This world I saw an alternate of you, Survivor. There were many other humans, so I figured this was a good a place as any to see if one of you three wanted off."
- >A voice from afar calls to you.
- >"Yo! You guys the newbies?"
- "Say what?"
- >A man in an army cap drives up to you in a truck.
- >"Yeah, the new actors. Always looking to hire Anonymous, you know?"
- >"I WOULD WISH TO JOIN."
- >Wow, wasn't expecting that.
- "You want to be...and actor?"
- >"IS IT NOT OBVIOUS FROM MY SUIT?"
- >Taking a look at him, he is kind of warhammer fourty k-ish.
- "Good luck buddy."
- >"SAME TO YOU, TRAVELER."
- >You jump.
- >You take to one of the many, many perpetual estrus dimensions you were subjected to.
- "Get off, Aether."
- >"I INTEND to!"
- >He cackles maniacally and you wait for Aether to take back over Flippy.
- >He stops, and look at you with a serious face.
- >Herewego.
- >"I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Truly, in this place, I may be accepted."
- "Yeah, just make sure after the mares and you are done being crazy, you treat em right, ok?"
- >"Affirmative."
- >You and Survivor are the only ones left.
- >And you're out of perfect spots.
- >Welp, back to random jumping.
- >You Jump.
- >You land in front of a giant of a man.
- >...is it a man?
- "Hello?"
- >The large dude faces you and places his large maul on the ground.
- >"Who are you?"
- >"We are but travelers, a simple huntsman and a transporter."
- >Wow. Dude answered first.
- >"Ah, I am familiar with those classes. Since I am well versed with adventurers, could I trouble you for a simple quest? I need a book written in the Common Script, and not in Equestrian."
- "Quest accepted?"
- >"Excellent."
- >"I will not be aiding you, you know."
- "Yeah yeah."
- >You jump.
- >You are greeted by stale air and the stench of rot.
- >Well, at least it isn't rotten corpses.
- "Eewwww, it smells horrible here!"
- >"That is the telltale signs of decay. I see no corpses here, so there must be another source."
- "Wan't this supposed to be P0nyville?"
- >Looking about you see various buildings in a dilapidated state, various graffiti on every surface.
- >The smell comes from Carousel Boutique, so you go towards it to find out.
- >Copses of cats and p0ny alike are littering the room and hanging from the ceiling.
- >"Turn, we have hostiles."
- >You hear a growl behind you from a distance and look.
- >An enormous mutated looking Gummy-esque gator snaps razor teeth at you.
- >With a yelp, you hop to the side and avoid him, Survivor seemingly absent again.
- >You dodge around obstacles in order to not get chewed on.
- >"Get back!"
- >You obey Survivor's words and scoot back as an arrow whizzes by where your head was moments ago, and the same place the gator snaps.
- >The gator attempts to cry out, but the arrow in its mouth is keeping it not only shut, but pinned to the ground.
- >"I do enjoy this turn of events. A version of Equestria with even more dangerous monsters? Sounds like my kind of hunting grounds."
- "Have fun with your fallout, dude."
- >You Jump.
- >You return home and spray on down.
- >You group the families together and sort them via the fathers.
- >T. Scooter, Wu Ten, Duke, Aligheri, and Guapo.
- >Were they their real names?
- >Who cares.
- >Those were the names they gave.
- >You secure every man woman and child, and jump.
- >You land in a white taiga.
- >That is, for all intents and purposes, a forest with clearings covering mountains and hills, covered in snow.
- "Ffffffuck."
- >”Excellent jump, asshole.”
- >Shut up, Wu.
- >You simply shoot him a glare and set your boots to the native dimension.
- >After a few short jumps across the expanse, you can see a small town
- >Stone buildings, thatched roofwork. Real Skyrim stuff.
- >With curiosity as your guide, you separate the Link disks , leaving the families near the forest and Jump to a closer distance.
- >A hulk of a man with a crown and full faced beard takes notice of you, even from a distance.
- >Criminy, what’s with all these worlds that already have humans?
- >You tentatively walk towards him.
- >This mountain lion of a man (Jesus a lion, get in the car!) walks towards you with purpose, a full head of fiery hair and a battleaxe.
- >Yeah, nothing quite like a battleaxe to say hi.
- “I mean no harm! Do you speak this language?”
- >Please don’t be crazy, please don’t be crazy!
- >”AYE, that I do. And who are you to walk my lands?”
- >Phew, he will listen to reason!
- “I am Anonymous…”
- >Dude just said HIS lands.
- >Yeah, there’s a crown there. Gold.
- >So you should probably introduce yourself as something regal. Maybe.
- “…of the remnants of Earth.”
- >Swell.
- >”I am Rindir, King of the Unified Kingdoms of Man. What is your purpose in my land, stranger?”
- “I am searching for a suitable land to relocate the families of Earth.”
- >…yeah, you basically just told a norse king you want to muscle in on his lands, this isn’t going to go well.
- >You don’t have time to correct yourself.
- >He marches right up to you.
- >You can’t cringe or move away, you’re frozen on the spot.
- >Rindr leers down at you, like a hungry man leering at a steak.
- >You gulp, but you stand your ground.
- >After a few tense moments, this beast of a man lets loose a hearty laugh, slapping you on the shoulder.
- >It feels like you just got checked by a steamroller.
- >”You do not fear me. I like that in a man!”
- >Lucky as all get-out.
- >You smile at the guy. Dude towers over you by a half a foot at least.
- >”What is the purpose for this relocation? I trust it is not for lack of hunting?”
- “Ah well, Earth’s not doing so well, the ground is destroying itself, frequent earthquakes, volcanoes in the streets. Basically we can’t live there anymore.”
- >”Hmmm.”
- >Rindir strokes his beard and gives a withering glare.
- >You might need to visit the bathroom soon.
- >”You expect to go to war?”
- “NO!”
- >His eyes narrow and he scowls.
- >”You would not fight for your people?”
- “That’s not it, sir. I would not bring them into war. They’re just survivors, families. I would be willing to fight for them, it’s my…responsibility.”
- >He slams his massive hand into your back and releases his signature laugh.
- >”Excellent! If you were to fight, I could allow these villagers to relocate within my kingdom.”
- >You gulp.
- >You would ask what happens if you lose…but the battleaxe on his back is enough of an answer.
- >You shake his hand, nursing it afterwards from the sheer strength of his grip, you nod and Jump back ti the forest’s edge and reclaim the families.
- >You Jump them all towards the buildings.
- >The townsfolk see you, and all retreat back to the king, muttering and whispering.
- “Guys, don’t expect a warm welcome, I’m supposed to fight for the right to stay here. But at least this is a good place to go, considering there are already humans, right?”
- >”And what about those p0ny-folk?”
- “I dunno, haven’t seen any around here yet, and I’m not about to abandon you here to go looking.”
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