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Dimension hop 6-dropoff point

May 27th, 2012
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  1. >It was time.
  2. >Time to put this silly sub-plot to rest.
  3. >You were a little sick of all these people in your house, and they had since trashed parts of your lab by "accident" as well as raided your fridge dry.
  4. >It appeared you and the Sorcerer were the two most technologically advanced.
  5. >You could jump dimensions, and he could crush things with his power fist. Or any other part of his mech-suit, really.
  6. >Passing a disk to each of the loners, you prepared to jump, leaving one of the family fathers you trusted, T. Scooter, in charge.
  7. >"YOU HAVE PLACES FOR EACH OF US?"
  8. "Dude, turn the mic off. And yes. I have an idea."
  9. >"I sincerely hope you were not joking about a world of zombies. If I am...disappointed...you shall not last the night."
  10. "Alright, any other objections I should know about, you four?"
  11. >All four raise their hands.
  12. "Ok, cool, let's go."
  13. >You Jump.
  14. >You take the first jump to the known locations.
  15. >Landing in the middle of zombie-fucktown was probably not a good idea usually, but with the Sorcerer and the Survivor on your side, you weren't particularly worried.
  16. >You land, taking a look around.
  17. >That same zombie is in the alleyway, moaning at you.
  18. >For you it feels like.
  19. >You can almost see desperation in its milky-white eyes.
  20. "Heere's your stop."
  21. >Xillian returns your transport disk.
  22. >"So long, traveler."
  23. >You jump.
  24. >You land, and give a generous spray down of you and your companions.
  25. >They understood what it was for, no worries.
  26. >Only issue was that the can was nearly empty.
  27. >You sigh and look back at the world you found once in a forest.
  28. >"There is nothing here."
  29. "Precisely. This world I saw an alternate of you, Survivor. There were many other humans, so I figured this was a good a place as any to see if one of you three wanted off."
  30. >A voice from afar calls to you.
  31. >"Yo! You guys the newbies?"
  32. "Say what?"
  33. >A man in an army cap drives up to you in a truck.
  34. >"Yeah, the new actors. Always looking to hire Anonymous, you know?"
  35. >"I WOULD WISH TO JOIN."
  36. >Wow, wasn't expecting that.
  37. "You want to be...and actor?"
  38. >"IS IT NOT OBVIOUS FROM MY SUIT?"
  39. >Taking a look at him, he is kind of warhammer fourty k-ish.
  40. "Good luck buddy."
  41. >"SAME TO YOU, TRAVELER."
  42. >You jump.
  43. >You take to one of the many, many perpetual estrus dimensions you were subjected to.
  44. "Get off, Aether."
  45. >"I INTEND to!"
  46. >He cackles maniacally and you wait for Aether to take back over Flippy.
  47. >He stops, and look at you with a serious face.
  48. >Herewego.
  49. >"I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Truly, in this place, I may be accepted."
  50. "Yeah, just make sure after the mares and you are done being crazy, you treat em right, ok?"
  51. >"Affirmative."
  52. >You and Survivor are the only ones left.
  53. >And you're out of perfect spots.
  54. >Welp, back to random jumping.
  55. >You Jump.
  56. >You land in front of a giant of a man.
  57. >...is it a man?
  58. "Hello?"
  59. >The large dude faces you and places his large maul on the ground.
  60. >"Who are you?"
  61. >"We are but travelers, a simple huntsman and a transporter."
  62. >Wow. Dude answered first.
  63. >"Ah, I am familiar with those classes. Since I am well versed with adventurers, could I trouble you for a simple quest? I need a book written in the Common Script, and not in Equestrian."
  64. "Quest accepted?"
  65. >"Excellent."
  66. >"I will not be aiding you, you know."
  67. "Yeah yeah."
  68. >You jump.
  69. >You are greeted by stale air and the stench of rot.
  70. >Well, at least it isn't rotten corpses.
  71. "Eewwww, it smells horrible here!"
  72. >"That is the telltale signs of decay. I see no corpses here, so there must be another source."
  73. "Wan't this supposed to be P0nyville?"
  74. >Looking about you see various buildings in a dilapidated state, various graffiti on every surface.
  75. >The smell comes from Carousel Boutique, so you go towards it to find out.
  76. >Copses of cats and p0ny alike are littering the room and hanging from the ceiling.
  77. >"Turn, we have hostiles."
  78. >You hear a growl behind you from a distance and look.
  79. >An enormous mutated looking Gummy-esque gator snaps razor teeth at you.
  80. >With a yelp, you hop to the side and avoid him, Survivor seemingly absent again.
  81. >You dodge around obstacles in order to not get chewed on.
  82. >"Get back!"
  83. >You obey Survivor's words and scoot back as an arrow whizzes by where your head was moments ago, and the same place the gator snaps.
  84. >The gator attempts to cry out, but the arrow in its mouth is keeping it not only shut, but pinned to the ground.
  85. >"I do enjoy this turn of events. A version of Equestria with even more dangerous monsters? Sounds like my kind of hunting grounds."
  86. "Have fun with your fallout, dude."
  87. >You Jump.
  88. >You return home and spray on down.
  89. >You group the families together and sort them via the fathers.
  90. >T. Scooter, Wu Ten, Duke, Aligheri, and Guapo.
  91. >Were they their real names?
  92. >Who cares.
  93. >Those were the names they gave.
  94. >You secure every man woman and child, and jump.
  95. >You land in a white taiga.
  96. >That is, for all intents and purposes, a forest with clearings covering mountains and hills, covered in snow.
  97. "Ffffffuck."
  98. >”Excellent jump, asshole.”
  99. >Shut up, Wu.
  100. >You simply shoot him a glare and set your boots to the native dimension.
  101. >After a few short jumps across the expanse, you can see a small town
  102. >Stone buildings, thatched roofwork. Real Skyrim stuff.
  103. >With curiosity as your guide, you separate the Link disks , leaving the families near the forest and Jump to a closer distance.
  104. >A hulk of a man with a crown and full faced beard takes notice of you, even from a distance.
  105. >Criminy, what’s with all these worlds that already have humans?
  106. >You tentatively walk towards him.
  107. >This mountain lion of a man (Jesus a lion, get in the car!) walks towards you with purpose, a full head of fiery hair and a battleaxe.
  108. >Yeah, nothing quite like a battleaxe to say hi.
  109. “I mean no harm! Do you speak this language?”
  110. >Please don’t be crazy, please don’t be crazy!
  111. >”AYE, that I do. And who are you to walk my lands?”
  112. >Phew, he will listen to reason!
  113. “I am Anonymous…”
  114. >Dude just said HIS lands.
  115. >Yeah, there’s a crown there. Gold.
  116. >So you should probably introduce yourself as something regal. Maybe.
  117. “…of the remnants of Earth.”
  118. >Swell.
  119. >”I am Rindir, King of the Unified Kingdoms of Man. What is your purpose in my land, stranger?”
  120. “I am searching for a suitable land to relocate the families of Earth.”
  121. >…yeah, you basically just told a norse king you want to muscle in on his lands, this isn’t going to go well.
  122. >You don’t have time to correct yourself.
  123. >He marches right up to you.
  124. >You can’t cringe or move away, you’re frozen on the spot.
  125. >Rindr leers down at you, like a hungry man leering at a steak.
  126. >You gulp, but you stand your ground.
  127. >After a few tense moments, this beast of a man lets loose a hearty laugh, slapping you on the shoulder.
  128. >It feels like you just got checked by a steamroller.
  129. >”You do not fear me. I like that in a man!”
  130. >Lucky as all get-out.
  131. >You smile at the guy. Dude towers over you by a half a foot at least.
  132. >”What is the purpose for this relocation? I trust it is not for lack of hunting?”
  133. “Ah well, Earth’s not doing so well, the ground is destroying itself, frequent earthquakes, volcanoes in the streets. Basically we can’t live there anymore.”
  134. >”Hmmm.”
  135. >Rindir strokes his beard and gives a withering glare.
  136. >You might need to visit the bathroom soon.
  137. >”You expect to go to war?”
  138. “NO!”
  139. >His eyes narrow and he scowls.
  140. >”You would not fight for your people?”
  141. “That’s not it, sir. I would not bring them into war. They’re just survivors, families. I would be willing to fight for them, it’s my…responsibility.”
  142. >He slams his massive hand into your back and releases his signature laugh.
  143. >”Excellent! If you were to fight, I could allow these villagers to relocate within my kingdom.”
  144. >You gulp.
  145. >You would ask what happens if you lose…but the battleaxe on his back is enough of an answer.
  146. >You shake his hand, nursing it afterwards from the sheer strength of his grip, you nod and Jump back ti the forest’s edge and reclaim the families.
  147. >You Jump them all towards the buildings.
  148. >The townsfolk see you, and all retreat back to the king, muttering and whispering.
  149. “Guys, don’t expect a warm welcome, I’m supposed to fight for the right to stay here. But at least this is a good place to go, considering there are already humans, right?”
  150. >”And what about those p0ny-folk?”
  151. “I dunno, haven’t seen any around here yet, and I’m not about to abandon you here to go looking.”
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