Hyperpop

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Album: Pop 2: It was supposed to be us first! And we let em off the hook! Anyway, yeah, good. Mostly the same spread as Cyberpop, but with a brand new eleven to go for the surprise Charli win

Backseat: 8 This has to be it, right? Third time rating this in a six month span, it's used up all its shots! There's nowhere else for it to go! [Four months later] Who brought Sweetenermore 2 to r/hiphopheads, and why did the mods support THIS!?

Out Of My Head: 8 Bro, I just finished Popheads Faves. Need all non-Charli competitors to get out of my head. Let me be. And there's the squeak toy, damnit.

Lucky: 5 Gave it a six and said it had "grower potential" last time. It didn't.

Tears: 7 That long scream in the middle is how I am a good 30% of the time. Kinda just unspectacularly good, which is weird to say in a hyperpop rate. Most of these songs run on pure spectacle, and not to say this didn't, but I wasn't feeling it as much this round

I Got It: 9 To admit five years later that what we want, she in fact doesn't got it... character development

Femmebot: 8 Wait, they just listed several different types of bots. Are there any more? I need to know the bot lore

Delicious: 7 This man is history's greatest monster

Unlock It: 10 Pure unadulterated feelgoodery, the collaborators can't drag this down because we've already floated higher than they can reach

Porsche: 7 MØ's voice clicked better this time around

Track 10: 11 I get it now. Straight-up magic from front to back, just awe-inspiring. Could probably listen to it again and again and find a different bit to love. Let's fuck it up, Charli #Track11

Album: OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES: Yeah, if this #SOPHIESWEEPs it would be understandable. Obviously they're all trying to go for different things, but production-wise this is on another level, even outside the hyperpop realm

It's Okay To Cry: 10 Wonderfully paced and an utterly beautiful soundscape. Anyway I think I will take her up on her offer 😭😭😭

Ponyboy: 7 Gang, I'm not afraid to admit I didn't realize how raunchy this song was until I had the lyrics in front of me right now. Don't even know what I thought it was about tbh

Faceshopping: 8 I can't recall why I had a Let's Eat Grandma - Hot Pink/Faceshopping ravedj in my bookmarks, but it expectedly goes off, especially the back two thirds

Is It Cold In The Water?: 8 The kinda floaty, kinda submerged in water feeling is super enjoyable

Infatuation: 9 Oh, this whole package is hitting. Still not in love with the super high pitch voice, but overall it sounds aaaaaaaamazing, with eight a's (nine if you count the second a)

Not Okay: 6 Oh, this song's gonna murder me murder me

Pretending: 8 Ambient rates have me extra prepared for this

Immaterial: 10 Me 11ing this on popheads might be the only reason I'm not 11ing it again, just an utterly transcendent bop

Whole New World/Pretend World: 8 Aladdin remake would've went crazy if this had been in it

Album: 1000 gecs: Through it all, they really know their way around a super catchy melody

745 sticky: 7 As someone whose alarm is also at 7:45 I have never felt less seen

money machine: 10 Instant classique. Once you hear that intro, it'll occupy a small piece of your brain for the rest of your life

800db cloud: 6 Teleported back to the Nu Metal rate at the end there

I Need Help Immediately: 10 Just distilled every shitpost known to man into a single song

stupid horse: 9 It's horse time

xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx: 5 Please read the annotation for the ending lyrics on Genius

ringtone: 10 Can't believe 100 gecs perfected choruses with the release of ringtone off their album 1000 gecs

gecgecgec: 6 I bestow upon you six gecs

hand crushed by a mallet: 8 Alright seeing the Fall Out Boy credit on that remix album makes sense, there's definitely bits here that feels like a modern FOB track

gec 2 Ü: 7 thank ü 4 the gec

Album: food house: Think I like it best when they sound like the evolution of a 10s EDM act than when they're in their emo rap bag

sole: 7 Liked that stuttering effect into the "I'll run" repetition. Liked the wubs

ride: 9 You know I'm a sucker for big singalongs that make you feel like you're a decade younger. Anyway, let's ride

8 now: 10 THEY GOT THE SHADOW COLLAB ON THIS!?

51129: 9 Pop punk? In my hyperpop?

one you know: 5 The post-chorus carry job

mos thoser: 10 THEY GOT THE CRAZY FROG COLLAB ON THIS!?

curses: 6 Kinda hated the flow tbh, but being a classic EDM dude to say I went all in on the drops

clown nose: 5 Hearing the word "glomp" gives me war flashbacks

pharmacy: 6 THEY GOT THE SPONGEBOB COLLAB ON THI did he just say spussy

metal: 8 You just knew from that intro that we were going places

foresight: 9 ascend

BONUS TRACKS

1﹕15: 10 Cute. Alright that ending was awesome, such a joy

Beautiful: 8 Music festival ready

Savage: 10 I don't even remember what I gave this at popheads but I'm prefilling a 10

glittr: 5 Nice but doesn't really stick

LEGEND: 7 Fun! I wasn't really paying attention but it sounded fun, hope that doesn't bite me

deepfake: 8 Yeah, emo hyperpop makes sense

Boing Beat: 6 Annoying (both complimentary and derogatory)

Ram It Down: 5 :wheretheFUCKismyjuul:

movinglikeazombie - remix: 6 That SNL skit about a rap posse cut that gets more and more people

Poison: 7 Cheers to that

Concrete Angel: 6 You again!

your clothes: 10 Turns into an absolute blast

Finish Him: 7 Ehhh, if you name your song "Finish Him" I need it to sound like someone's about to die brutally

from paris, with love: 5 Went in and out

Crumbs: 8 Anyone more qualified than me wanna leave a "ate and left no crumbs" comment?

Over This!: 6

Taco Bell: 7 Really? Right in front of my chalupas?

Spoiled little brat: 9 Bubblegrunge senses lightly tingling

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