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- FACADE STAGEPLAY
- Tue Jul 15 23 46 32 2014
- TRIP
- Where are the new wine glasses?
- GRACE
- What for?
- TRIP
- That should be obvious!
- GRACE
- Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
- KHA
- Damn I'm black
- TRIP
- Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
- KHA
- White people
- GRACE
- What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
- GRACE
- You're going to drive me crazy!
- KHA
- Man my ass is itchy
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- Kha!!
- TRIP
- Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been -- (interrupted)
- KHA
- Wassup nigga
- TRIP
- Uh...
- TRIP
- Uh, well, it's -- it's good to see you.
- TRIP
- Well come on in...
- GRACE
- No, no, here we are!
- GRACE
- Kha,
- GRACE
- Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
- TRIP
- Yeah, it has been a long time.
- KHA
- Straight my nigs
- GRACE
- Uh...
- GRACE
- So, come in, make yourself at home... -- (interrupted)
- (KHA comforts grace.)
- GRACE
- H-mmm (happy smile sound)
- GRACE
- By the way, you look wonderful!
- TRIP
- Kha, let me get you a -- (interrupted)
- KHA
- Yeah you like dat don'tcha?
- TRIP
- Uh -- well, we should drink.
- (Trip closes the front door.)
- (KHA comforts grace.)
- TRIP
- How about a martini?
- GRACE
- Oh, uh, you're hugging me...
- KHA
- Hell yeah
- TRIP
- Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that. -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
- GRACE
- No no,
- GRACE
- Kha, maybe you'd like just a simple glass of white wine?
- TRIP
- but... uhh...
- KHA
- I need some beer
- GRACE
- Good, okay!
- TRIP
- No no, that's fine, that's fine...
- TRIP
- Some other time -- I have a repertoire of classic drink concoctions that never go out of style.
- TRIP
- Grace, I assume you also don't want a real drink, correct?
- GRACE
- You know, I don't want to drink tonight.
- GRACE
- Just some mineral water for me.
- (KHA picks up the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- Okay.
- (The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")
- KHA
- Damn trip, yo bitch is fine
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Never")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Could Be")
- KHA
- You gonna make that drink or wha
- KHA
- C'mon nigga
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Never")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "No")
- KHA
- Damn what you doin bitch
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Why Not")
- KHA
- The fuck
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- (KHA puts down the advice ball.)
- GRACE
- uh...
- TRIP
- uh... uh, heh heh...
- TRIP
- wha...
- TRIP
- well...
- GRACE
- (nervous coughing)
- TRIP
- ha ha...
- GRACE
- ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha ha!
- KHA
- Drink
- GRACE
- ha ha ha ha!!
- TRIP
- Ha ha ha, Kha,
- GRACE
- heh heh heh...
- TRIP
- heh, you had me going there for a sec...
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha...
- TRIP
- Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh...
- KHA
- Where my drink at
- TRIP
- mess with us ...
- TRIP
- heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
- (KHA picks up the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
- (KHA shakes the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha...
- (KHA puts down the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- (big sigh)
- TRIP
- Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
- GRACE
- So, Kha, -- (interrupted)
- KHA
- Drinks
- TRIP
- Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix you a real drink in not too long...
- (KHA picks up a Grace's drink.)
- GRACE
- So, about my decorating...
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA puts down a Grace's drink.)
- (KHA picks up a Grace's drink.)
- GRACE
- (little sigh) You know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for a long time now.
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- TRIP
- Everybody always comments on Grace's sculptures.
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- (KHA sips his Grace's drink.)
- GRACE
- but now when I look at them, they give me a such a... such a headache. -- (interrupted)
- KHA
- Kill that bitch
- (KHA puts down a Grace's drink.)
- KHA
- Which one of you got the glass
- GRACE
- what...
- TRIP
- How can you...
- GRACE
- He's...
- GRACE
- Before we forget... um...
- GRACE
- Oh we need to make sure we -- we look at... uh...
- GRACE
- the metal thing behind the toaster...
- TRIP
- Yeah, yeah...
- KHA
- A television
- GRACE
- Oh, right! Right! Yeah...
- KHA
- Cause you niggas hardly go out
- TRIP
- we should get that looked at...
- GRACE
- (long release sigh)
- KHA
- Melons
- TRIP
- Okay, Kha, you know what? I think you should leave.
- KHA
- Man fuck you nigga
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
- (Trip closes the front door.)
- KHA
- I don't need your cracker shit
- (KHA knocks on the front door.)
- (KHA knocks on the front door.)
- (KHA knocks on the front door.)
- (KHA knocks on the front door.)
- (KHA knocks on the front door.)
- (KHA knocks on the front door.)
- KHA
- fuck yo bitch
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