Danger Zone

>Day worlds sexiest spy in Equestria
>You are on a secret mission into the Crystal Empire post downfall to find any remnants of the changelings
>You have been partnered with agent Fluttershy for this mission
>Currently sitting in the hotel room, combing your beautiful hair
>Your hair is so-
"OH WHAT THE SHIT FLUTTERSHY!?"
>She was fucking herself...with her gun...
>Thats like bad agent 101
>Reach for bottle of scotch, not like you can't be a little buzzed
>"Will you please stop drinking while your working?"
"But Fluttershy, didn't they tell you that your in the daaannggeeer zoonneee?"
>Next morning
>Last night is hazy
>The usual
>Working with a Crystal Empire intelligence agent, he claims he has a lead on a changeling
>Next thing you know your on the floor with a knife in your back
>"He faked a file into our database, he was the changeling"
"Yeah, which you probably found while researching me, because Fluttershy, your in the daaaaanngggeeerrrr zoonnneeeee"
>"And those were his last words"
>A couple weeks later, back at the office
>"And we have no idea where he escaped to, this operation is on hold untill we find further intelligence"
>"Get out of my office"
"Fluttershy"
>...
"Fluttershy!"
>...
"FLUTTERSHY!"
>...
"FLUTTTTEEEERRRRRSHHHYYYYYYY!"
>"WHAT!?"
*chuckle*
"Dannggeerrr zoonne"