The Anon, The Anom, and The Ponies Day 1

>"H-hey mister...wa-wake up..."
>somebody says an all too familiar voice.
>You regain basic movement of your arms and bring one up to your head,rubbing it tenderly.
"What the fuck happened...?"
>You say in a scratchy voice.
>"U-uhm..." the voice replies
>Your eyes slowly open and you finally see who's been talking.
>A small yellow hor-, no wait, she has wings.
>A small, yellow pegasus, looking down at you with big worried eyes.
>"M-mister...are you okay..?" She said in a barely audible tone.
>Her timidness is cute, to you at least.
"No worries. Just a bit banged up."
>You laugh softly.
>"O-okay...uhm...you...dropped this"
>She leans her neck down besides you and grabs a green backpack with her mouth, letting it drop on your legs.
>You prop yourself up as you grab it and check inside
>Yup, everything you had is here.>A Winchester 12 gauge, some ammo>A canteen filled with your favorite whiskey. > A swiss army tool and some porn mags.
>Because you get lonely after all.
"Thank you...um"
>"O-oh! U-uhm...Fluttershy..."
>You stand up, favoring your left leg since you can't apply any pressure on the other from pain.
> The yellow one presses against your side to help you balance
> You decide its better to stick to this Fluttershy because you might die in this colorful place
"Hey Fluttershy, where am I?"
>"Oh..uhm, y-you're in Ponyville.." she says still barely audible.
"Ponyville...?"
> Now why does that sound familiar?
> Oh well, right now you have to figure out how you got here.
>And how you're gonna get back home.
>"U-uhm..w-what's...your..." the mare says breaking your thoughts
"Oh, well I'm Anon"
>"W-Well Anon...would you l-like to visit the hospital? I-I mean because you are hurt...and..."
>This sounds like a good idea, but your stomach says otherwise. To heal or to eat.
>Yes, going to hospital seems like the better solution
> After all, you get to solve both of your problems there.
"Fluttershy, could you take me to the hospital. My leg is hurting like a mutha."
> She nods and nips your thumb, using it to pull you to where you need to go.
"Hey, do you know what happened to me?"
> She lets go of your thumb to presses a hoof to her chin
>"Well...I was f-feeding the animals in the forest. ..then suddenly I heard a thud...and I went to the noise and found you on the floor."
"I fell then?"
> You were confused and rightfully so.
> One minute you're climbing a hill searching for a spot to lay down for the night.
>The next you're waking up in a weird place with a talking pegasus.
>Not long after asking, you arrive to the main hub of Ponyville.
> Just as you assumed, everyone here is a pony or animal of some sort
> Instantly everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at you.
> If looks could kill...
>"It usually isn't t-this quiet..."
> She's oblivious to what's going on.
> Not five minutes in and you're already considered a freak.
> You can hear them.
> "What's that ugly creature?"
>"It better not touch me"
> You begin to walk faster, forcing Fluttershy to fly and keep you on the right track.
>Finally, you reach the hospital.
> You walk/limped to the front desk.
>"Yes ma-" the pony looked up and down at you.
"Yes. I came to have my leg checked. Its killing me."
>The clerk nods and points to the seats in the corner of the room
> You look around for some form of nutrition and sure enough there's a vending machine.
> Sweet baby jesus!
>You rummage through your backpack and find some loose change
>You walk towards the machine and put the change in
> It spits it out.
"Hey this machine is broken!"
> You get shushed by the clerk which draws a giggle out of Fluttershy.
>She comes to you and places some sort of coins in your hands
"Thanks"
> You put the coins in and choose a bag of some sort of chips.
>"Granny Smith's Apple Chips"
> Its something.
>"Next!"
"Guess that's us"
>You and Flutter go inside the doc's office and explain the situation
> He nods. "Well Go to that room"
> He points to doorway, clearly labled x-rays on the side.
> You do as he says and lay yourself on a bed.
> The whole room flashed white quickly and you went back out.
>"We will have your results in a few days."
> You nod and thank him before heading out.
"Thanks Fluttershy for helping me. Though I have no idea where to go here."
> You sigh and jump slightly.
> A yellow hoof laid on your arm
>"I'll help you out..." She said this louder than usual.
>"We can g-go and e-eat something....or d-did you have something e-else in mind...?"
> Your stomach growled once more, this time with soul.
"Flutters, is there anyplace I can eat? All these vegetables look great and all, but I need something more."
>"Like...f-fruits?"
"No, meat. Like beef, deer, rabbits."
> The yellow pegasus looked at you with wide eyes, her lips trembling.
"W-what's wrong?"
>"Y-you eat animals...?"
> You nod
"You guys don't?"
> She shook her head.
> You sighed and nodded
"Is there anyplace I can at least eat then?"
> She nodded and nipped at your thumb same as before.
> After a while you both reach a sort of burger shop.
>"Home of the Hayburger" well this'll be fun
> You walk inside and sit as Fluttershy goes to order.
> You can feel their eyes looking at your general direction
> If it wasn't for this leg you'd kick their asses right then and there.
> A tray of what seems to be a burger and apple fries
"Thanks?"
> You didn't mean for it to come out this way but you were taken aback by the burger
> You decided to take a bite.
> Only seems right since Flutter did buy it for you
> One bite into that hay dried your mouth faster than a pic of Renee Zellwigger
>You gag and spit the food out instantly and take long sips of what seems to be apple cider.
> Flutter seems confused at first but seems to figure out why.
> You look up at her.
"Sorry...not really my thing."
> She smiled softly and said "Its okay..."
> You smiled back at her
>"Anon...maybe my friend could help"
"Can she?! Well then lets go!"
> You quickly get up and just as quickly fall flat on your face
"Damn leg..."
> Flutters helps you up and giggles softly
>"Well you don't know where she is..."
"Right...then lead the way"
>"Well she might be at her house, or the town square. Where do you think we should go?
>You begin to say something but a pink blur ran through the front doors of the shop and took along Fluttershy.
>"Flutter, Flutter, Flutter!" Yelled the pink pony.
> A very excitable one she is.
>"Oh hello Pinkie..." said quiet yellow
>"Flutter! I hear that there's a monster out and..." her head turns and faces you
>"Looks...just..." *POOF*
> Just as she appeared, she vanished.
"That was interesting. ..I'm guessing she's a friend of yours?"
> Flutters nodded as you helped her up
"Is she the friend you were referring too?"
> She also shook her head.
"She's probably at her house...now that I think about it..."
"Well.lead the way."
> You follow the same procedure as she walked you to the house
>"Here we are..."
"Thanks, now lets see if we can solve this problem"
> You knock.on the door feeling glad that you will be able to go home soon

>"I have no idea how to even send you back even if I wanted to!"
> There goes your hopes. Crushed by a purple unicorn.
> According to Flutters, this pony is named Twilight Sparkle.
> She's the messenger of someone named Celestia who rules over them.
> Damn Monarchys.
> You obviously look upset from the sudden news.
>"I'm sorry...I wish I could do more. But..."
>"Anon..." Fluttershy put her hoof on your arm.
"No no, its fine...Ill just have to wait longer here than expected."
>"Anon, if there's anything I can do to make your stay more comfortable just ask."
> You look at the purple unicorn and think to yourself.
>"I could really go for some booze for when my canteen runs dry. And maybe also a pack of cigarettes. But why not look for some housing? Hell, I even need a job to pay for all that shit."
> You look up at the Purple unicorn and put on your best puppy eyes.
"Miss Sparkle, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, may I please stay with you? "
> She looked at you and smiled softly
>"All right, after all, you need it."
> You get up and ruffle her purple and magenta mane.
> She laughs softly.
> "Anon was it? Since you're not from around here, you'll need to know everything, so here."
> Her horn glows as a book comes down from the shelf and lands in your arms.
"Oh crap! What is this?"
>"Do's and don'ts of Ponyville Vol. I"
> Vol. I....
"Hey, how many more volumes are there?"
>"13!" She says with excitment
"Woo...Hey Twilight, can I help out around here? For some extra...whats it called?"
>"Bits" Fluttershy replies.
>"Hmm, well I do need help stocking the shelves and organizing my house. Sure, why not?"
> Great! You now have a job at Twilights which'll earn you 30 bits per week.
>"And...uhm, I'll make sure to come and visit everyday...to help you heal faster..."
> You pet the yellow pegasus and smile.
"Thanks you two. Now of you don't mind, i wanna get some sleep. Which room Twilight?"
> "Take a right here and first door on your left."
> You follow her directions and head off.
> Well it has the basic necessities, a bed, a drawer and a bathroom.
> What should you do?
> You can read the book Twilight gave you, sleep, or fap to the porno mags you have in your backpack.
"Fuck it I'll read the book, gotta at least be willing to be nice. Even if the others won't."
> You take the book and return back out to the living room, no wait library.
> Whatever, you go and sit on the couch and read by the moonlight.
> Slowly but surely your body gives in and you fall asleep, letting the book fall with a thud.
> The noise made Twilight rush downstairs
>"What, who?!" She exclaimed, a frying pan carried by her magic.
> She looks around and only sees you.
> She smiles softly and uses her horn to put a blanket over you.
>"I'll try to get you back home Anon.." she whispers before going back upstairs

> Next morning.
> The birds chirp and the sunlight comes in through the windows.
> One beam hitting your closed eyes directly.
> With a mutter and a wave of your hand you slowly wake up.
> You clutch the blank- Wait, you didn't have a blanket on you last night
> "I see you're up." Says a voice from the next room
"Hmm?"
> You manage to get up to your feet and walk into the kitchen where a wondrous aroma hits your nose.
"Is that what I think it is?"
> You say pointing to a pie on the table.
> She nods "Cherry"
> Aww shit.
"Don't tell me you made that for me."
> She nodded again and quickly cut a slice, handing it to you before going back to her own breakfast.
> You use the fork and grab a piece, putting it into your mouth.
> You nearly cream your pant from how good it is.
"Hot damn Twi! You sure can make a damn good pie!"
> With that you proceed to gobble down the rest of the slice happily.
>*Knock knock*
>"Its open!" PurpleSmarts yells
> Out pops the kind yellow pegasus, Fluttershy.
>"Hello...Good morning Twilight, Anon.." she said with a soft smile
"He-llo..."
> You could barely speak with the pie in your mouth.
> The two girls laughed.
>"Did you get a good nights sleep?" Asked Yellow Quiet
> You nod and smile
"It was one of the most relaxing sleeps I've had"
>"Fluttershy, maybe you should show Anon around Ponyville."
> You swallow the food in your mouth.
"Sure, I don't mind!"
>"Oh..okay" she smiled and nipped your thumb once more, leading you outside.
>:Have fun!" Twilight yelled
>"Uhm...where should we go first...? Oh...uhmm.."
> You put your hand on her head, ruffling her mane gently
"How about you just show me what you like to do? Places you enjoy going to."
> She looked up at you and smiled as she nodded and fixed her mane.
>"All right..." with that she nipped your thumb and led you around.
> First stop was mirror pond.
"Woah! The waters so crystal clear!"
> You try to stick you hand before Fluttershy slaps it away.
>"Oh! I-I'm sorry...but its dangerous.."
> You don't question it as she know more than you
"Next stop?"
> She nods and leads you back into town.
> Everything really is vibrant and colorful. Kinda like a rainbow threw up.
> Wait a minute...is that Rainbow moving...?
> You squint your eyes in order to make sure you aren't going crazy.
> Yup, definitely moving.
>"She's always up this early...She really loves her job."
"That's a per-..I mean pony?"
> She nodded, continuing to look up
>"Her name is Rainbow Dash. She's Ponyville's fastest pegasus"
> You stare amazed. She's tearing up clouds like no one's business.
>"I'll introduce her to you one day..." She pulls you by the sleeve of you shirt.
>You look up at the sign "Pastries"
> Sweet, more sweets!
> You happily open the door for Fluttershy and walk in behind
>"Welcome how ma-..."
> Oh, it's that same pink pony you saw yesterday. Pinkie you believe it was.
"Hello there. My name is An-"
> You're interrupted by a cupcake to the face.
> Cream Cheese frosting. Nice.
>"Out you monster! OUT OUT OUT!!" She yells, throwing pastries of all kinds
>"Pinkie please..." Flutter says, trying to regain order
>You slowly walk towards the machine arm Pinkie
>"No, stop!" She yelled
"Pinkie, I'm not gonna hurt you. I just cane to try some cupcakes. Fluttershy here tells me you make the best ones in Ponyville."
> The Ponk looks at you with a raised eyebrow.
>"So you won't brutally maim me?"
> You shake your head
>"And you won't chop me into little itty bitty pieces?"
> You chuckle at that one"No Pinkie, I'm here for cupcakes."
> You emphasize this by wiping the frosting off your cheek and licking it off.
> This made her smile
>"How many do you need huh, huh, huh?!"
> Yup, very excitable
"Just a dozen."
> She jumped as she put a variety of cupcakes into a box.
>"First box is on the house! Please enjoy!!!"
> You smile and thank her as you walk out, Fluttershy following closely behind.
>"How's your leg feeling Anon?"
"It feels a bit better. Thanks. Where's the next stop."
>"Well..we could go to the apple farm or down to my cottage...whichever you want is fine Anon..."
>An apple farm huh? Sounds like a good place to make friends in. You might get some more food out of it as well.
"How about the Apple farm?"
> Fluttershy nods and drags you by the sleeve as fast as you can walk.
> You take in the scenery of the forest.
> The trees are much greener and taller than the ones back home.
> The days are always sunny and perfect, probably because of that moving rainbow.
> Eventually you make it to the farm.> Geeze, when she said apple farm, she meant it.
"Wow...its gigantic!"
>"What's all this hootin' an' hollerin' about?"
>"Ah, Applejack.."
> So that's her name huh?
> The orange pony was covered in sweat, her ponytail was messed up and all over the place.>
 She wore what seems to be a straw hat, and her face was full of freckles.
> She was the typical country girl
>"Who's this? A walking monkey?" She said finally
> Yup a typical uneducated country girl.
>"And why does he smell so bad?"
> Ouch.
>"He's a friend AJ..."
>"I know his kind Fluttershy, be careful..."
"My kind?"
> You finally had it with this racist hick
>"Yeah, you obviously are a human. And humans are one of the most dirtiest, ungrateful, and lying species this side of the kingdom."
"Oh really? And how would you know you racist hick? As far as I know, I'm the only human in Ponyville! "
>"A-Anon..."
> You look at Flutter, her eyes are wide and terrified.
"Next time she won't be here"
> With that said you head off back in the direction you came from, leaving Fluttershy to catch up
> You walk towards the nearest tree and punch it full force.
> You continue to until something stops you.
> Its that familiar hoof.
>"Anon..please..."
> You let your arms slump to your sides.
> You haven't even begun to notice the blood dripping from your knuckles.
> Flutter presses into you.
"Thanks...lets go back home..."
> She doesn't argue but followed closely behind as you walk to Twilights house.
> Today started off well but ended on a sour note.
> Next time you see that hick, you're gonna rip her head off.
> You approach the door and twist the knob.
"Hey Fluttershy...Thanks for today..."
>"Its no problem Anon...I'm...sorry about Applejack.." her voice was full of sorrow as she said it
"Its fine, after all, not everyone is gonna like me."
> You give her a pat on her head and go inside
>"Oh Anon! Ho-..."
> You walk past Twilight leaving the box of cupcakes on the table and heading into your room
> You practically jump into bed and close your eyes.
> Life in Ponyville is gonna be interesting to say the least.