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- Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
- Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
- You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.
- Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
- Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.
- Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
- There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.
- Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…
- There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
- Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.
- There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.
- It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...
- Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!
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