Charity V

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5 Seconds of Summer - Killer Queen: 5 Honestly, Panic set the bar in turbo hell, so

Adeem the Artist - I Wish You Would've Been a Cowboy: 7 Dallas fans after none of their insane trade fantasies come true

Alexis Jordan - Happiness: 6 We're collectively taking off our shoes and dancing carefree in a field rn

Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes: 8 The submitter playing the role of the Animal Collective Dance Party copypasta protagonist

Azealia Banks - 212: 10 Life-changing

Body Count - Institutionalized: 8 Deducted a point for racism. That's an insane thing to say. Maybe I should stop doing rates

Boys Planet - Jelly Pop: 7 Just a neat little bop

Bree Runway - Be The One: 6 Was nice? But also kinda sanded off both artists' edges

Brian Wilson - Smart Girls: 7 This is Mike Love's fault somehow

Britney Spears - Till the World Ends (the Femme Fatale Remix): 6 Brian Wilson is spittin wtf

Café Tacvba - El Baile y el Salón: 9 Absolutely gold sounding instrumentals, and I'm using my shitty pair of headphones

CeCe Peniston - Finally: 10 This is what dance music is supposed to do

Celia Cruz - La Negra Tiene Tumbao: 6 Getting absolutely overloaded at this bridge

Chet Baker - My Funny Valentine: 6 Now which one of you theatre kids dropped in a raffle ticket

Chuck Brodsky - Bill & Annie: 7 Wait, this man does baseball songs, and we got this?

Clairo - Bags (Live at Electric Lady): 10 One of two "barely missed the 11 by not being the version I'm familiar with" songs here, though obv we couldn't do the original. Does have its own strengths though, the live instrumentation makes it pop a ton, tbh good chance I look back in half a year and think this one's better

Deniece Williams - Silly: 8 Crazy unique voice

Dido - White Flag: 6 This is just how people on Tumblr were

ENHYPEN - Hey Tayo!: 6 Why are western pop stars not doing kids show themes. Let's get Post Malone on a Doc McStuffins beat

Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs: 10 I still don't know why FOB didn't close with this, but hey, at least we got a much needed head start out of the stadium

Fifth Harmony - Sledgehammer: 7 Those noises in the chorus feel like an artifact by now

Giggs - Talkin the Hardest: 8 Thinking this is a 50 Cent ass beat made a ton of sense once I saw where this beat came from

Hayley Kiyoko - For The Girls: 7 Thank god the girls took summer, shit's way too hot

Jason Paige - Pokémon Theme: 11 Oh, to be a ten year old child with a dream, a Pikachu, and fingerless gloves

Javiera Mena - Hasta La Verdad: 10 I went "oooh" out loud twice so it has that going for it

Julia Jacklin - Ignore Tenderness: 9 When I skip track six on Jay Som's Anak Ko

Justin Oh - U&ME: 7 One of the RYM genres listed under this is "Kawaii Future Bass"

Kenan Doğulu - Çakkıdı: 7 00s Beyonce or Britney could hop on this beat right now

Kermit - Rainbow Connection: 9 Thank you Kermit. I really needed this.

Khia - Lazerpop: 8 I think I'm the wrong audience for this (very sleepy)

LE SSERAFIM - The Great Mermaid: 6 Ehhhh, big ups for letting them say shit though

Let's Eat Grandma - Chocolate Sludge Cake: 6 Of all the LEG songs?

Lissy Trullie - Self Taught Learner: 6 Not bad bit of indie rock

Mary J Blige - Family Affair: 10 All-timer beat & chorus & rhyme (hateration/holleration)

Maude Latour - Probabilities: 8 Has growing on me beyond the rate potential

Megan Thee Stallion - Thot Shit: 10 My knees heading into crouch position, there is no going back

Michael Kiwanuka - Cold Little Heart: 9 Killer guitar here

Milgram - Tear Drop: 5 Idk, didn't quite connect

Monaleo - We Not Humping Remix: 9 Hell of a fun track

Newcleus - Jam on Revenge: 8 Flossie & the Unicorns are back and FUNKIER than ever!

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Enola Gay: 8 No way, this is British?

Patricia Taxxon - Certainly, Yet: 9 Incredibly visceral soundscapes

Paul McCartney - Temporary Secretary: 9 Paul has to be dead because this type of music can only be created from beyond the grave

Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - (Star Emoji): 8 Oh nice, we're back to rating Kero Kero Bonito. Wait.

Relient K - Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Care: 7 Screw you dudes I can't scrobble this

Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money: 8 Hell yeah

Rina Sawayama - Cherry: 9 The Spotify canvas still being "Rina is going to hell"

RuPaul - Smile: 6 Not gonna think too much about how much this resembles songs I actually enjoy

Say She She - Forget Me Not: 7 IH Charity icons Say Sue Me outsold

Sheena Easton - Modern Girl: 7 Good for her

Sonja Marie - And I Gave My Love To You: 8 Gorgeous

St. Vincent - Fast Slow Disco: 8 Now give me Fast Fast Disco

The Cranberries - Dreams: 10 A hitter on vacation road trips

The Pom Poms - Pass Her The Aux: 8 Extra point for "I got your bitch in my sewing circle," all time line right there

UK Apache - Original Nuttah 25: 9 Do I need to nut to no. 1-24 before listening to this?

Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles: 10 Doing a big ole shoulder shimmy to the melody

WayV - Bounce Back: 8 At like halfway through those drops gained some real weight behind them

Yerin Baek - Square (2017): 9 Didn't expect to like this so much

Zach Bryan - Heading South: 10 This is gonna go out day one/early day two and I'm gonna be so mad about it

Zach Bryan - Something in the Orange: 10 Might've been the 11 if it was the Z&Es album version instead. That said, this one has its own strengths, and it's so emotive in its sparseness (those drum beats seem perfectly set at rumble of thunder in the distance)

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