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  1. (05:56:23 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: what happened to your leg
  2. (05:56:59 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: may I ask for one why the fuck you're messaging me? besides that, why you're being so presumptuous to assume it's my leg?
  3. (05:57:31 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: why not message you. and because it looks like a leg
  4. (05:58:08 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: i supose it could be an arm
  5. (05:58:15 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: and what looks like knees could be elbows
  6. (05:58:16 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: clarification
  7. (05:58:19 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's a leg
  8. (05:58:26 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: second clarification
  9. (05:58:29 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's not mine.
  10. (05:58:34 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: third clarification
  11. (05:58:59 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's cari ann wayman and its the album cover for romance is boring, the new album by los campesinos!
  12. (05:59:09 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: you wouldn't like it cause you have fucking shit taste in music if i remember correctly
  13. (05:59:18 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol you dont even know what i listen too
  14. (05:59:29 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: lol i don't give a fuck
  15. (05:59:48 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: your kinda weird eh?
  16. (06:20:26 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: no
  17. (06:20:57 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: that's gonna be "you're" by the way, but I suppose you didn't do fuck all in school
  18. (06:21:01 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: in addition
  19. (06:21:05 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU.
  20. (06:21:07 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: AT ALL.
  21. (06:21:19 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: so, maybe that explains whatever you don't understand
  22. (06:21:21 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol clearly
  23. (06:21:32 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: how about you never talk to me again? sweet deal bro
  24. (06:21:34 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: although you have no reason not to like me. you don't even know me
  25. (06:21:48 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: well i've met you like twice
  26. (06:21:56 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: first impressions say a lot
  27. (06:22:07 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol oh yeah? what impression would that be
  28. (06:22:09 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: and I can honestly base my decisions on whatever I want, logical or not
  29. (06:22:14 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: because life works that way
  30. (06:22:32 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: the impression of somebody downright trashy and sickening
  31. (06:23:13 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lolol. ever heard the expression "dont judge a book by its cover?" . just because i wear alot of makeup doesn't mean im a whore. but you thinking so does mean you're an asshole
  32. (06:23:27 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: Strange that you're talking to me on msn somehow while I don't even have you
  33. (06:23:36 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's weird
  34. (06:23:44 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: sorry
  35. (06:23:47 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: just a side comment
  36. (06:23:47 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: anyway
  37. (06:23:55 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: has nothing to do with makeup
  38. (06:23:57 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: lmao
  39. (06:23:59 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: what is it then
  40. (06:24:02 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: idk where you're pulling shit like that out of
  41. (06:24:04 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: what makes me so sickening
  42. (06:24:11 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: im curious
  43. (06:25:46 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: I don't feel like the statement "in my opinion you are gross" will be any less accurate if I don't tell you. And I feel like you might as well just keep being like that if it makes you happy. So uh... yeah. that is all.
  44. (06:26:34 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol what did i do that was gross? u met me like once or twice and i was playing a computer game.. yeah.. im trashy alright
  45. (06:27:28 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: if i don't like you im not going to do the FAVOR of telling you why
  46. (06:27:34 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: im going to troll the fuck out of you
  47. (06:27:37 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's more fun for me.
  48. (06:27:43 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: judging people before you even know them isn't going to get you very far in life. your going to have more enemies then you do friends.
  49. (06:27:49 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: yeah
  50. (06:27:50 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: ok
  51. (06:27:50 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: cool
  52. (06:29:31 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: whatever you can be an asshole then. but just remember that words hurt. you dont even know me. you have no real reason to call me trashy and sickening because you know NOTHING about me. being so judgemental isnt very good character. hope your mother knows what kind of son she raised. one who randomly insults people who did nothing to him.. cool.
  53. (06:29:42 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: btw jordan says to take a shower cuz eveyrone at work thought u smelled
  54. (06:29:44 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: toodles
  55. (06:30:25 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: Oh everyone at work thought jordan loved dick. Too bad a shower can't fix that as easily
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