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- (05:56:23 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: what happened to your leg
- (05:56:59 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: may I ask for one why the fuck you're messaging me? besides that, why you're being so presumptuous to assume it's my leg?
- (05:57:31 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: why not message you. and because it looks like a leg
- (05:58:08 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: i supose it could be an arm
- (05:58:15 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: and what looks like knees could be elbows
- (05:58:16 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: clarification
- (05:58:19 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's a leg
- (05:58:26 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: second clarification
- (05:58:29 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's not mine.
- (05:58:34 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: third clarification
- (05:58:59 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's cari ann wayman and its the album cover for romance is boring, the new album by los campesinos!
- (05:59:09 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: you wouldn't like it cause you have fucking shit taste in music if i remember correctly
- (05:59:18 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol you dont even know what i listen too
- (05:59:29 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: lol i don't give a fuck
- (05:59:48 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: your kinda weird eh?
- (06:20:26 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: no
- (06:20:57 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: that's gonna be "you're" by the way, but I suppose you didn't do fuck all in school
- (06:21:01 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: in addition
- (06:21:05 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU.
- (06:21:07 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: AT ALL.
- (06:21:19 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: so, maybe that explains whatever you don't understand
- (06:21:21 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol clearly
- (06:21:32 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: how about you never talk to me again? sweet deal bro
- (06:21:34 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: although you have no reason not to like me. you don't even know me
- (06:21:48 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: well i've met you like twice
- (06:21:56 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: first impressions say a lot
- (06:22:07 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol oh yeah? what impression would that be
- (06:22:09 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: and I can honestly base my decisions on whatever I want, logical or not
- (06:22:14 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: because life works that way
- (06:22:32 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: the impression of somebody downright trashy and sickening
- (06:23:13 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lolol. ever heard the expression "dont judge a book by its cover?" . just because i wear alot of makeup doesn't mean im a whore. but you thinking so does mean you're an asshole
- (06:23:27 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: Strange that you're talking to me on msn somehow while I don't even have you
- (06:23:36 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's weird
- (06:23:44 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: sorry
- (06:23:47 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: just a side comment
- (06:23:47 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: anyway
- (06:23:55 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: has nothing to do with makeup
- (06:23:57 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: lmao
- (06:23:59 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: what is it then
- (06:24:02 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: idk where you're pulling shit like that out of
- (06:24:04 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: what makes me so sickening
- (06:24:11 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: im curious
- (06:25:46 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: I don't feel like the statement "in my opinion you are gross" will be any less accurate if I don't tell you. And I feel like you might as well just keep being like that if it makes you happy. So uh... yeah. that is all.
- (06:26:34 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: lol what did i do that was gross? u met me like once or twice and i was playing a computer game.. yeah.. im trashy alright
- (06:27:28 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: if i don't like you im not going to do the FAVOR of telling you why
- (06:27:34 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: im going to troll the fuck out of you
- (06:27:37 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: it's more fun for me.
- (06:27:43 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: judging people before you even know them isn't going to get you very far in life. your going to have more enemies then you do friends.
- (06:27:49 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: yeah
- (06:27:50 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: ok
- (06:27:50 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: cool
- (06:29:31 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: whatever you can be an asshole then. but just remember that words hurt. you dont even know me. you have no real reason to call me trashy and sickening because you know NOTHING about me. being so judgemental isnt very good character. hope your mother knows what kind of son she raised. one who randomly insults people who did nothing to him.. cool.
- (06:29:42 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: btw jordan says to take a shower cuz eveyrone at work thought u smelled
- (06:29:44 PM) shelby-deubel.xo@hotmail.com: toodles
- (06:30:25 PM) ben "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious" kehoe: Oh everyone at work thought jordan loved dick. Too bad a shower can't fix that as easily
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