Guy asked for help with taxes, i don't know anything about taxes

Guy recently asked me for help with taxes, and to file taxes from like 4 years ago. I tried to help him, but I don't know a thing about taxes. That's not really what I do so I couldn't send him in the right direction. I am just someone who likes to be healthy and receive physical pleasure, and my job is not relevant to the discussion.

So if he was sending someone over for me to take care of sexually while he was busy, then I could help. Depending on the client. Maybe even possibly date them. In terms of helping with taxes, completely out of left field. Not something I know how to do.

How do I send him in the correct direction? Because the entire conversation threw me off..