Grunty Question Lengths

A little more, it wouldn't hurt, what would I have for dessert?
Cockroaches and Cream	21
Eyeball Ice-Cream
Rat Sorbet


Grunty's got a beautiful pose, where do I get my delightful clothes?
The Witches' Warehouse
The Trashcan
Saggy Maggy's Boutique


Don't be smart, you've not won yet, when I was small, what was my pet?
A Baby Dragon		13
A Greasy Warthog	16
A Mad Vulture		13
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Is it this, now let me think, what is Grunty's favorite drink?
Cold Worm Juice
Camel Spit Milkshake
Smoothie Elephant Sweat


It keeps me safe and free from harm, what have I as a lucky charm?
A Dragon's Foot
A Loogie-Filled Hanky
A Shrunken Head


I really wish I was thinner, what does Grunty like for dinner?
Slug Stew			9
Maggot Pie			10
Dog Dung Burgers	16
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Do you know, and can you tell, what on earth's my favorite smell?
Freshly Burst Boils
Sweaty Gorilla Feet
Putrid Parrot Puke


Let's see if your memory's foggy, What's the name of my pet doggy?
Ripper			6
Bignacka		8
Legchomper		10
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We didn't wash, there was no pool, where did I go to witch school?
St. Dungball's
Fat Hag High
Cauldron College


Look at my hair, see it flow, what's it washed with, do you know?
Rancid milk			11
Engine oil			10
Baked beans			11
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'Cuz of all those spells I lend, whom at school was my best friend?
Sweaty Betty		12
Saggy Maggy			11
Fatty Hatty			11
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Guess this right or you may lose, what's the only color I'd choose?
Ghastly grey
Gruesome green
Dung brown


Banjo's stupid Grunty's cool, what was my name at witches' school?
Jelly Belly
Hog Breath
Cauldron Butt


The news stand is where I've been, what's my favorite magazine?
Big Butts and Guts
Fat Hag Monthly
Warty Girls Weekly


Across the sky I love to glide, what type of broomstick do I ride?
Rough Rider
Super Gutlifter Pro
Lardmaster 2000


I like 'em fried, they're quite a treat, what for breakfast do I eat?
Tadpoles on toast
Rat bagels
Spider pancakes


Here are 3 answers 1 you’ll pick, What’s my amazing party trick?
To blow up balloons with my butt
Eating a bucket of beans
Performing the striptease


I’m not pretty I’m quite a mess, What do I hide under my dress?
Massive bloomers
A flea circus
A reinforced girdle


How dare you look, stop that stare, What color undies do I wear?
Spotty purple
Sweaty yellow
Streaky brown


A lovely specimen in its pot, It’s by my bed what have I got?
An eyeball flower
A verruca plant
A loogie bush


Apart from doing stupid rhymes, What’s another of my pastimes?
Collecting dragon teeth
Bursting boils
Flying radio controlled bats


You want to hear us I can tell, In which band do I sing so well?
Grunty and the Monster Mob
Grunty and the Broomstick Boys
Grunty and the Cauldron Crew


I usually curl up in a heap, Where does Grunty like to sleep?
In a pig sty
On a pile of treasure
In a dumpster


I cannot lie, I can tell the truth, What’s hanging from my bedroom roof?
Smelly socks
Dirty undies
Rotting fish


I like a cuddle and a fight, What do I take to bed at night?
A huge sweaty baboon
A scary teddy bear
My dirty undies


Remember before you lose, What type of toothpaste do I use?
Salted slug
Moldy cheese
Tuna ice cream


My looks at school were never thin, What award did I always win?
Sweatiest socks
Biggest butt
Dirtiest undies


Look at my built muscles taunt, What’s my most enjoyable sport?
Loogie flicking
Broomstick racing
Belly barging


Grunty’s cute she’s quite dame, What was my first boyfriend's name?
Greasy Grant			12
Dirty Berty				11
Undead Ed				9
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Fat Hag Monthly thinks I’m hot, What did I do on the cover shot?
Posed in my long-johns
Sat on my broomstick
Polished my crystal ball