Jade's d20 - The Second Round (Beat Hazard key)

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The chat room has been unlocked (opened to anyone) by [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate.
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina entered chat.
31 May 2012
23:29 - ◕ ‿ ◕ Lina: ;_;
23:29 - ◕ ‿ ◕ Lina: ronery
23:29 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: So ronery
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23:30 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: yo
23:30 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: :)
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23:30 - ◕ ‿ ◕ Lina: brb
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23:30 - cst003: hi hi hi ho
23:30 - ÐC-Freire ®: hi
23:30 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Hello all
GoJays2025 entered chat.
23:30 - cst003: thanks jade :)
23:30 - GoJays2025: d20!
23:31 - Leon Mordecai: wazzup!
23:31 - cst003: raaaaandom arena deathmatch!
23:31 - DonVino: *reading rules before saying anything else than* hi
23:31 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: ;_;! Oh no! My dice bag ripped!
23:31 - GoJays2025: I think i'm gonna be banned
23:31 - GoJays2025: i'm looking forward to it
23:31 - cst003: so if it's 17 and d20 comes up, 16,17,18 go?
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23:32 - A Corpse: Interesting stuff. :D
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23:32 - DonVino: bloody nerd,why do you have a d20? I know only one game that needs a d20 :D
23:32 - A Corpse: I have a full set. Somewhere.
23:32 - cst003 dons his battle armor and puts the DD soundtrack on
23:32 - cst003: LET'S DO IT BITCHES
23:32 - A Corpse: But for some reason I "like" the D10 best. It
23:32 - A Corpse: It's a geometry thing I think.
23:33 - GoJays2025: don't call me a bitch, asswad
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23:33 - ◕ ‿ ◕ Lina: only 9
23:33 - ÐC-Freire ®: fuck i gtg :/
23:33 - cst003: oh goodness
23:33 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Okay, everyone who owned Beat Hazard, please GTFO. You'll be allowed in for any future games, but not this one. ;)
23:33 - ÐC-Freire ®: hope i get home soon enought
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23:33 - GoJays2025: aw
23:33 - GoJays2025: man...
23:33 - cst003: ok, l8s
23:33 - GoJays2025: alright
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23:34 - A Corpse: Lol someone didn't read. :D
23:34 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: i don't have BH
23:34 - ◕ ‿ ◕ Lina: back, what
23:34 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: any other rules / reqs?
23:34 - ◕ ‿ ◕ Lina: meh, can't watch again, bye ;<
23:34 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Sorry, Lina
23:34 - A Corpse: o/
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23:35 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 5 people. Well, this will be a simple one.
23:35 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: i am lost and do not know what which to do
23:35 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: but i shall see
23:36 - A Corpse: Read the group description. :)
23:36 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Hold on, just grabbing a quick drink
23:36 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░ strokes beard till his fist shakes the ground with an everlasting pound.
23:36 - A Corpse: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/jadesd20
23:36 - DonVino: he is playing with us like you played with your action figures when you were young :P
23:36 - Leon Mordecai: i read it, still confused D:
23:36 - A Corpse: I need an adult, I need an adult!
23:36 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: yyup reading, thanks
23:36 - A Corpse: Essentially, you're in a draw to win a game, possibly more.
23:37 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Okay, back.
23:38 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Basically, the gist is, I roll a die, you get kicked or you don't get kicked.
23:38 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: wb
23:38 - Leon Mordecai: sounds simple enough
23:38 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: yeah i read it nao'z :)
23:38 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: fanks
23:38 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Since this is for a specific game, I'm canning the ability for more than one winner to be chosen. Only one of you will be victorious today.
23:39 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: ooooooooooooooooo
23:39 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: dum dum duuuuuuuum
23:39 - DonVino: where is my gladiator soundtrack
23:40 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Okay, since there's five people, I'll start with my d6 (read: normal die for normal people) to choose people (because d5 isn't a thing).
23:40 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: If it lands on 1, it's DonVino. 2, Shinobi (or whatever your name is). 3, A Corpse. If it lands on 6, it loops back around to DonVino.
23:41 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: it IS shinobi
23:41 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Aaaand... starting.
23:41 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: THANKS FOR NOTICING HUN
23:41 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: :3
23:41 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 4. Blockbuster. Now for the second roll to decide what to do with him.
23:41 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 8. He lives.
23:41 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: hahahhahahahaha this is fun
23:42 - DonVino: damn it,why am I ingame :D
23:42 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 1. DonVino is up. And I roll another 1. Thank god there's only one gift this time. ;)
23:42 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: i feel like im in a casino, but without the mob thugs!
23:42 - Leon Mordecai: the suspense oooooooooo
23:42 - A Corpse: And playing with the house's chips.
23:42 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 3. Corpse. And I roll an...
23:43 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: true corpse
23:43 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 18! Corpse is OUTTA HERE.
23:43 - A Corpse: b'bye. :D
23:43 - DonVino: sorry corpse
A Corpse was kicked by [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate.
23:43 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: awww givr us time to say bye
23:43 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: No. :C
23:43 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 1. DonVino again
23:43 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 12. You live once more. My banhammer is hungry
23:44 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
23:44 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 6. Looping around for Shinobi.
23:44 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: OUCH.
23:44 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: OOoooOoOOoooOOOOOOooo
23:44 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 2.
23:44 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: ;)
23:45 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░ wipes the sweat off his brow and from between the crack of his ass
23:45 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 4. Leon is next.
23:45 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: but dude
23:45 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: wait
23:45 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Yes?
23:45 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: i mean, if you loop back around, it's not really fair is it?
23:45 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: How so?
23:45 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: i mean, then me and donvino got 2 more sides of the dice we can lose to
23:45 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Though, yeah, I suppose it's simpler to move to the d4 now.
23:45 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: twice as much chance to lose
23:46 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: yeah
23:46 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: fairer
23:46 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Well, there's no other way to do it. It's either half the dice rolls are invalid or someone, somewhere gets more than one chance for selection.
23:46 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: I don't want to go to random.org. That's not as fun as rolling a die. :D
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: just ignore 5 and 6 throws
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: throw again
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: ;)
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: lol
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: agreed on the physical dice
23:47 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Well, this one landed on 4 anyway, so it's Leon.
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: it's cool as shit thinking of you sat somewhere actually rolling a dice
23:47 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: And he rolled an...
23:47 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 18.
23:47 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate waves goodbye
23:47 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░ waves
23:48 - Leon Mordecai: herp a derp :D
23:48 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: sowwy
Leon Mordecai was kicked by [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate.
23:48 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Two down, two to go...
23:48 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 3. Blockbuster.
23:48 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: dum dum duuuuuuum
23:48 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 10. You live. This roung.
23:48 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: *round
23:49 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: young'n
23:49 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 1. DonVino. Who rolls a 19.
23:49 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Dammit.
23:50 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Okay, same thing that happened last time. That's a critical hit, which takes all three of you out.
23:50 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: eh?
23:50 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: lol
23:50 - DonVino: if i die i take you with me guys :D
23:50 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: ignore?
23:50 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Shinobi, Blockbuster, choose a number from 1-20.
23:50 - blockbuster45: 16
23:50 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: oooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
23:50 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: exciting
23:50 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: I'll roll until I hit one of those numbers. Whoever gets there's first survives.
23:50 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: 9
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: *theirs
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: I speeking Engrish gud 2day
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: lol
23:51 - DonVino: ^^
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 4.
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 1.
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 1,
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: umm
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: wait
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: donvino
23:51 - DonVino: I am out,yes
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: number?
23:51 - DonVino: :)
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: oo ok
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: He doesn't need one. He's doomed anyway
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 14.
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: k
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 13.
23:51 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 8
23:51 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
23:52 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 6
23:52 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
23:52 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: 16
23:52 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Ding ding din!
23:52 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: *ding
23:52 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
23:52 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: I NEVAR WINS
23:52 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Sorry, Shinobi. *salutes* Goodbye.
23:52 - DonVino: congratz blockbuster
23:52 - ░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░: gratz
23:52 - blockbuster45: ty
DonVino was kicked by [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate.
░▒ﮒϞιゥøы▒░ was kicked by [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate.
23:53 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Congrats. Your Beat Hazard key is 88FZI-30B6Z-JVNEP
23:53 - blockbuster45: ty,activating
23:53 - blockbuster45: successful;)
23:53 - blockbuster45: thanks;)
23:54 - [S.Gifts] Yankee Sky Pirate: Enjoy!