I was only 9 years old
I loved Yasuo so much, I had all the skins and the chromas
I pray to Yasuo every night before bed, thanking him for the carry i've been given
"Yasuo is love" i say "yasuo is life"
Riven hears me and calls me a faggot
I call her a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying and my elo hurts
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
Its Yasuo
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "I'm the only one who knows the truth"
He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me odnw onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Yasuo
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for yasuo
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Yasuo
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
Riven walks in
Yasuo looks him straight in the eyes and says "Three swift strikes.."
Yasuo leaves through my window
Yasuo is love. Yasuo is life