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- (G)-IDLE - Queencard: 10 Boob AND booty hot? In this economy!?
- aespa - Drama: 7 Experimental hip-hop would never be the same
- aespa - Spicy: 10 I went to a Nashville hot chicken place last week and got Mild so they're probably right
- AKMU - Love Lee: 2 Evil, evil sound
- ATEEZ - BOUNCY (K-HOT CHILLI PEPPERS): 8 Am I really getting nostalgic for chipmunk vocals, or do I just miss high school?
- BABYMONSTER - BATTER UP: 8 Deducting a point because I'm a White Sox fan so baseball harms me mentally atm
- Billlie - EUNOIA: 9 Just all-around fun
- BSS - Fighting (ft. Lee Young Ji): 10 Broken Social Scene is a little more slay & a lot more Korean than I remember
- Dreamcatcher - BONVOYAGE: 8 This is a Porter Robinson song
- ENHYPEN - Bite Me: 6 Insert link to Twilight baseball scene here
- EXO - Cream Soda: 6 Cum?
- FIFTY FIFTY - Cupid (Twin Ver.): 9 I like the part of the choreography where they do this 👉👈
- fromis_9 - #menow: 10 Attitude would've won the rate though smdh
- H1-KEY - Rose Blossom: 6 Disney Channel movie about high schoolers accidentally forming a girl group type beat
- ITZY - CAKE: 2 They're determined to pull us back to a time where Jason Derulo had actual hits
- IVE - Baddie: 2 I'm going to their Lollapalooza set just to boo them
- IVE - I AM: 7 A 10 if they had released an official version where you hear the clang of her hitting the plane
- IVE - Kitsch: 8 The pre-chorus build is a few steps away from a great pop-punk/emo chorus
- JENNIE - You & Me: 6 Using the "look at you now look at me" bit hits weird here. Post-rap instrumental goes surprisingly hard though
- JEON SOMI - Fast Forward: 10 A handful of k-pop rate songs lose me on the chorus drop, so I need to shout out when one does it well. Perfect for the trendy clothes boutique shopper in all of us
- JIHYO - Killin' Me Good: 9 Solid new jack swing style song
- Jimin - Like Crazy: 8 This has a lot of great elements that could've made it an all-timer night drive soundtrack staple but idk something's missing to fully propel it there
- JISOO - FLOWER: 5 Meh drop
- Jung Kook - 3D (feat. Jack Harlow): 6 Aren't we all on our Jung Kook from time to time?
- Jung Kook - Seven (feat. Latto): 9
- Jung Kook - Standing Next To You: 10 Stands on the shoulders of a lot of those big traditional song & dance main pop boy tracks and honestly nails it
- KAI - Rover: 7
- KISS OF LIFE - Shhh: 6 Fade-in part before the climax was pretty cool
- KISS OF LIFE - Sugarcoat (NATTY Solo): 9
- LE SSERAFIM - Eve, Psyche & the Bluebeard's wife: 10 Oh god, if they're messes, what chance do I have!?
- LE SSERAFIM - Perfect Night: 9 Zenyatta mains rise up, get dove on, and immediately die
- LE SSERAFIM - UNFORGIVEN (feat. Nile Rodgers): 8 Turned around on this but still there's a lot of cool potential in Western outlaw k-pop song and it only reached like a third of it
- LEE CHAE YEON - KNOCK: 5 There's like four to six 80s synthpop/Eurodance melodies of varying quality crammed haphazardly into this
- Loossemble - Sensitive: 6 What the actual hell is happening in this MV outro
- NCT DOJAEJUNG - Perfume: 9 Ayyy this one's fun
- NCT DREAM - ISTJ: 9 This is not a competently put together song at all (complimentary)
- NCT U - Baggy Jeans: 2 No!
- NewJeans - ETA: 10 Oh hell yes I'm gonna hop in the car and swerve through traffic lanes like crazy
- NewJeans - OMG: 8 Whoever made this MV spent their Apple money and smoked the good shit
- NewJeans - Super Shy: 11 They put something in this. In a perfect world Super Shy got the votes to make it into Indieheads Ult Bonus and earned a respectable fifth place. Also shoutout the Press Virginia top I need NewJeans' March Madness brackets next year
- NMIXX - Love Me Like This: 8 Oh this is gonna stay in my brain
- NMIXX - Roller Coaster: 9 Extra points for them because I saw an NMIXX performance where one of them was wearing a 07 Bears Super Bowl jersey, that's the level of rater I'm currently working at
- ODD EYE CIRCLE - Air Force One: 8 :salute: :salute: :salute:
- Red Velvet - Chill Kill: 3 This was all over the place
- RIIZE - Get A Guitar: 6 You're not gonna believe this, but this needed significantly more guitar
- SEVENTEEN - Super: 8 End credits for a 3.5 star superhero movie type beat
- SHINee - HARD: 5 There's a grand total of twenty-six seconds where this song actually goes hard
- STAYC - Bubble: 6 Turned around on this but also feel like I've completely aged out of the target audience somehow
- STAYC - Teddy Bear: 1 Should be "STAYC girls it's going up" now cause there's nowhere else for them to go after hitting rock bottom
- Stray Kids - LALALALA: 8 Bangs when it needs to
- Stray Kids - S-Class: 4 Oh they're going for it. I would've advised against it but gotta hand to em they're really going for it
- TAEMIN - Guilty: 6
- TAEYANG - VIBE (feat. Jimin): 6
- TAEYEON - To. X: 6
- TOMORROW X TOGETHER - Chasing That Feeling: 6 Vaguely generic 80s track
- TOMORROW X TOGETHER - Sugar Rush Ride: 10 Legit a major 11 contender without the whistle anti-drop I hate you k-pop anti-drop I will never forgive you
- tripleS - Girls' Capitalism: 8 There is no ethical bop consumption under Girls' Capitalism
- tripleS - Rising: 8 They feel a few steps away from being something that truly grabs me
- TWICE - MOONLIGHT SUNRISE: 8 Trying to remember what this chorus melody reminds me of is gonna keep me up tonight
- TWICE - SET ME FREE: 9
- V - Love Me Again: 6
- VIVIZ - MANIAC: 10 Beginning of the chorus reminds me of Hot in It enough that I always have to play it immediately after (this is a good thing I really like both)
- XG - LEFT RIGHT: 8 Oh thank god Pirellis was just a tire brand and not a Naevis type sitch I would've screamed
- XG - SHOOTING STAR: 7
- YENA - Hate Rodrigo (feat. YUQI): 8 Feels more poppier Avril Lavigne than the brand of pop punk Olivia takes after
- ZEROBASEONE - In Bloom: 9 Just very good
- BONUS TRACKS
- THE BOYZ - LIP GLOSS: 7 Pausing after a minute to say this song is pure fluff, there is nothing substantial to it on purpose, so how is the music video six minutes
- THE BOYZ - ROAR: 7
- THE BOYZ - WATCH IT: 8 Was gonna give all three 7s but the climax here is strong enough to put it out in front
- END
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