Code puns

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what's a male programmer's genitalia called? cenis++
what's a male programmer's genitalia called? cenis#
what's a male programmer's genitalia called? python
what's a programmer's favorite port? usb-c(++)
what's a programmer's favorite port? usb-c(#)
what's a programmer's favorite combination of animal and landform? pythons of the c
what does a case call a contemptible person? a switch
what does a coder prefer over flying? floating (point)
what's it called if [1] is romantically attracted to [2] and both are the same gender? arrgay
what's it called if [1] isn't attracted to anyone? arraysexual
what's it called if 1 = funny? hilariable
what does a python programmer do while they're waiting for a file to compile? idle
what's a programmer's favorite part of school? classes
what's it called when a programmer is attracted to things? object orientation
what's it called when a programmer is showing someone how pointy something is? c#
what do you call a piece of text that believes in universal healthcare? string liberal