FORCEFUL

>Be Twilight
>It was a lovely Saturday, and you walking around Ponyville's market with Rarity
>Both of you weren't really looking for anything in particular, just walking about chatting about things
>At first your discussion was about your personal lives
>How Rarity's business was doing, what events that you needed to do princess things at
>The longer you spoke though, it got a bit... risque
>Both you and Rarity were unicorns after all
>Well, you HAD been a unicorn
>"I do not CARE what those ridiculous magazines say, Twilight dear. To be perfectly frank, you shouldn't even be reading such things."
"I know it's a bit colty, Rarity, but they do bring up some good points," you said. "Stallions do want thoughtful, caring mares."
>Rarity scoffed
>"Pl-ease. Those silly articles are nothing but lies," she said with a wave of the hoof. "While thoughtfulness and caring are important, a stallion cares not about such things."
>Your friend puffed her chest out, her blue eyes taking on an odd intensity
>"Stallions want commanding mares! Powerful, towering figures that can make them swoon with but a look! They wish for one that cares not for their feelings, but treats them as if they were theirs!"
>You couldn't help but roll your eyes
>This filly was so full of horse apples it was coming out of her ears
"Really?" you asked
>Rarity nodded, a smirk coming to her face
>"I would be more than happy to teach you if you'd like," she said, placing a hoof against her chest. "I know some mares lack the confidence to be so forceful with a stallion, but I can assure you that it's--"
>Rarity paused
>You watched as her eyes widened and her body went ramrod stiff for a moment
>Frowning, you followed her gaze to see what the hay had suddenly gotten her so excited
>Your answer was in the form of Anonymous, who was making his way toward you with a grocery bag in either hand
>He appeared to be humming a tune to himself, looking at something to his left

>Rarity sucked in a lungful of air through her teeth
>You did your best not to groan
>Oh here we go...
>A quick glance around showed that you could probably get away before the big stallion saw you
>But Rarity seemed to be rooted in the ground, and honestly you were feeling a bit too lazy to move her with your magic
>Anon, of course, was walking right toward the two of you, so you just stood there, getting ready for some silliness
>It took a bit longer than you were expecting, Anon usually could find Rarity's white coat in a snowstorm, but his green eyes eventually settled on the two of you
>He gave you a small smile, as he usually did when he saw you
>With Rarity though, he got down on one knee, placing both of his bags on the ground
>One of his arms went behind his back, while the other he pressed against his chest
>"Oh, Mrs. Rarity, you wound this poor, horrible creature."
>"Wound?" Rarity asked
>Anon nodded, extending a hand
>"Yes. You've made my miserable self live without the light of your beauty for far too long."
>It took a few moments for what Anon said to register, but once it did Rarity's face lit up
>"But you saw me just yesterday, Anonymous," she said with a giggle, playfully swatting his shoulder
>Without missing a beat, Anon took her hoof in his hand
>"Even just a few hours is far too long to be without you," he said as he placed a kiss where hoof and leg met
>Rarity giggled again, a blush making its way to her face
>"Oh you just STOP, you silly colt."
>Anon bowed his head
>"I fear that I cannot, my lady. When a man sees such majesty all he can hope to do it give it proper worship."
>You groaned
>Rarity didn't notice the sound, giggling like some school colt
>"I pity any creature that looks upon you, my lady, for what is there after you? Perfection as I see before me cannot be matched by any other creature. I fear that I don't even look upon a unicorn, but an angel sent by god himself."

>"Well... you see... you... hehehe," Rarity shimmered before giggling some more
>You could see her bouncing in place, her tail flicking from side to side
>You rolled your eyes
>Anon looked up into Rarity's eyes
>"If I could I'd do nothing but gaze upon you, my lady, and if that was my last task on this earth I'd go into the next life a happy man."
>He bowed his head again, a little lower this time
>"But you'll have to excuse your horrible, worthless servant. I have eggs that need refrigerated, so I fear that I must leave you, though it breaks my heart."
>He kissed Rarity's hoof again
>He then pressed it against his forehead before letting it go and standing up
>Rarity tried to cover her muzzle with a hoof to hide her grin, but just ended up looking even sillier than she already did as Anon grabbed his bags
>"I will do nothing but pray that the lord almighty permits me to see you soon, Mrs. Rarity. Until then the old joy I will take is that I will walk the sacred ground where your hooves stepped."
>With a low, silly bow Anon left the two of you
>You and Rarity watched him go
>You were frowning a bit
>Rarity seemed to be lost in her own little world, giggling and giggling and giggling some more
>Eventually, you got tired of it, elbowing her
>That got her out of her stupor
>She looked around, her face bright red, before clearing her throat
>"Did you see what I did there, Twilight dear?" she said, pointing toward Anon's retreating form. "FORCEFUL."
>Shaking your head, you walked away from her
"Forceful my behind..."