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- Hold all my calls.
- 2
- 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,761
- I can't believe you stole
- the Emerald of the Thunderbird.
- 3
- 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:56,139
- We're international treasure hunters.
- It's what we do.
- 4
- 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,313
- He's getting closer. Look out!
- 5
- 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,731
- Ahh!
- 6
- 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,027
- Whoa! What the...?
- 7
- 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:13,282
- Who dares disturb the slumber of Zeus?
- 8
- 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,701
- Dad? What are you doing?
- 9
- 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,828
- I'm Zeus.
- 10
- 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,912
- God of thunder?
- 11
- 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,873
- You guys were in a thunderstorm, right?
- 12
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,959
- Sky stuff is, like, Zeus's whole scene.
- 13
- 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,794
- It's not really a storm.
- 14
- 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,297
- We disturbed the mountain nest
- of the Thunderbird.
- 15
- 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,259
- Then I shall smite him
- with my mighty lightning bolt
- 16
- 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,719
- because I'm Zeus.
- 17
- 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,513
- Oh, that's, um...
- 18
- 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,015
- That's really cool,
- 19
- 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:42,185
- but the Thunderbird can only be destroyed
- by the wail of the banshee.
- 20
- 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,315
- Caw-caw! Skurm, bleh!
- 21
- 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,026
- Boom! No more Thunderbird.
- 22
- 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,694
- Fun.
- 23
- 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,113
- You don't need Zeus then, obviously.
- 24
- 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:54,990
- I've been so busy with the new job,
- 25
- 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,284
- I guess I'm a little rusty
- on pretend time.
- 26
- 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,201
- That's okay.
- 27
- 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,912
- The baby and I have gotten
- really good at it by ourselves.
- 28
- 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,206
- Remember the helicopter demolition derby?
- 29
- 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,004
- This is Wing Skypanther
- for Action-Disaster News.
- 30
- 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:13,425
- I'm locked in mortal chopper combat
- with my Channel Six archnemesis,
- 31
- 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,177
- Flybaby Gummers.
- 32
- 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,098
- This only ends one way, Gummers!
- With...
- 33
- 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,184
- Space Yeti!
- 34
- 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,109
- Yeah, you know what?
- You two have it covered.
- 35
- 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,362
- Are you sure? If you wanna play...
- 36
- 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,698
- No, no, no. I, uh, have to do dad stuff.
- 37
- 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,201
- Change some oil, catch up on my reading...
- 38
- 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,087
- Oh, come on!
- 39
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,255
- It's fine. I'm fine.
- 40
- 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,716
- My heart is strong.
- 41
- 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,678
- You boys have fun making
- lifelong memories together.
- 42
- 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,976
- No. The signs are all there,
- but that's impossible.
- 43
- 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,186
- What?
- 44
- 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,563
- Every corporate instinct inside me
- is screaming.
- 45
- 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,108
- I have a dissatisfied customer.
- 46
- 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,025
- Well, sure.
- 47
- 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:16,196
- He wanted to destroy the Thunderbird,
- but your banshee wail stole his thunder.
- 48
- 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,781
- Get it?
- 49
- 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,864
- You get it?
- 50
- 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:23,370
- Puns are comedy for the feeble-minded
- and insufferable, but, yes, I get it.
- 51
- 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,107
- This is bigger than pretend time.
- 52
- 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:26,956
- Look.
- 53
- 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,294
- Yeah, Dad and I used to hang out
- all the time before you showed up.
- 54
- 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,630
- - Exactly!
- - Exactly what?
- 55
- 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,090
- Before I showed up.
- 56
- 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,678
- You and Dad used to be like this,
- but now we're summertime roommates.
- 57
- 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,972
- Great for you and me bonding,
- but...
- 58
- 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,557
- What happened to Dad finger?
- 59
- 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:47,811
- "I'm lonely and sad,
- and I don't get my boys' inside jokes."
- 60
- 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,939
- That poor finger!
- How do we make it happy again?
- 61
- 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,692
- You tell me!
- You're the precious memories expert.
- 62
- 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:54,775
- Okay, hang on.
- 63
- 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,903
- How did I miss the data?
- 64
- 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,034
- Baby love trending downward
- in our own house!
- 65
- 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,162
- My first job
- as a professional family baby,
- 66
- 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,913
- and I'm blowing the performance review.
- 67
- 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,541
- Templeton, where are my dad bonding ideas?
- 68
- 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,834
- Bike-riding lessons?
- 69
- 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,545
- With these stubby legs?
- I can barely stay up on a trike.
- 70
- 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,922
- Ha! Matching Halloween costumes.
- 71
- 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,216
- By October,
- I could be kicked out on the streets
- 72
- 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,926
- saying "Goo-goo, gah-gah" for tips.
- 73
- 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,220
- No! We need to make Dad happy now.
- 74
- 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,306
- Dudes' Weekend!
- 75
- 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,183
- Yes! Dudes' Weekend...
- 76
- 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,143
- is a thing I assume you'll explain to me.
- 77
- 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:32,063
- Last summer, Dad and I took an awesome
- camping trip to Lake Turtlemouth.
- 78
- 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,857
- It was awesome!
- 79
- 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,942
- We went fishing out on the lake.
- 80
- 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,195
- We roasted marshmallows,
- told scary stories,
- 81
- 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,156
- and threw up because we ate too many
- marshmallows and scared ourselves.
- 82
- 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,701
- And we spent the night
- looking up at the stars.
- 83
- 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:52,959
- So, fish homicide, story terrorism, vomit,
- and watching dots in the dark.
- 84
- 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,295
- Like I said, awesome.
- 85
- 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,423
- Your happiness levels
- do look off the charts.
- 86
- 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,134
- And since happy Dad
- equals job security for baby,
- 87
- 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,096
- let the toothy smiles of this photo
- be our guiding star.
- 88
- 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,891
- The Sequel.
- 89
- 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,311
- This time, it's personal... with a baby.
- 90
- 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,686
- I'll go talk to Dad.
- 91
- 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:16,274
- Yes, for Dad!
- And my own plummeting approval ratings.
- 92
- 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,318
- Sayonara, sad face.
- 93
- 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,863
- Talk to me.
- 94
- 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,489
- Dad?
- 95
- 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:24,908
- Oh, hey, Tim.
- 96
- 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:29,329
- So, I was kind of thinking,
- you know that weekend last year
- 97
- 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,747
- when you and I went camping?
- 98
- 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,833
- Dudes' Weekend!
- 99
- 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,126
- Honey, where'd we put the tent?
- 100
- 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:37,671
- What's up, sir?
- 101
- 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,757
- Just got a Code Bink-Bink.
- Local baby lost his blankie.
- 102
- 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,343
- He's throwing a Class Seven tantrum.
- 103
- 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:47,389
- That poor little blankie,
- all alone and scared somewhere.
- 104
- 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,182
- "Somewhere" being the park.
- 105
- 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,017
- All you have to do is get it back to baby
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- 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,103
- before the kid ruptures
- his parents' eardrums.
- 107
- 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,604
- Easy-peasy. It's a milk run.
- 108
- 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,607
- - Just call the office when the job's done.
- - You're not coming with us?
- 109
- 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,692
- Weekend plans.
- 110
- 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,318
- The Templeton men are going...
- 111
- 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,405
- ca... ca... cam... cah...
- 112
- 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,781
- Cahm-ping?
- 113
- 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,074
- Am I saying that right?
- 114
- 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,784
- Camping? Oh, okay, there it is.
- 115
- 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,035
- Oh, fun!
- 116
- 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,745
- This one time when I was in daycare,
- 117
- 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:15,417
- I busted out and hid for two weeks
- inside a dead tree trunk filled with bees.
- 118
- 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,545
- after you eat enough bees,
- 119
- 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,921
- they stop trying to sting you
- 120
- 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,299
- and just accept
- that you're their new queen.
- 121
- 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,092
- Why would you tell me that story?
- 122
- 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,511
- I love the outdoors.
- 123
- 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:27,762
- Back to business.
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- 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,390
- When you two get to the park,
- keep a low profile.
- 125
- 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,559
- How come Staci gets to be in charge?
- 126
- 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:36,021
- Well, Jimbo, I always assumed
- you were happier in a supporting role.
- 127
- 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,897
- But I'm good with blankies.
- 128
- 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,983
- Why can't I have a turn being boss?
- 129
- 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,249
- Yeah, it doesn't work for non-bees, Stace.
- 130
- 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,487
- Darn it!
- 131
- 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,991
- Code Bink-Bink's about as low stakes
- as you can get.
- 132
- 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,870
- - I don't see any harm.
- - Oh! I will not let you down, Boss.
- 133
- 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,330
- I know you won't, big guy.
- 134
- 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,789
- Staci, you cool with this?
- 135
- 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,708
- Cool as the grave, sir!
- 136
- 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,627
- There's that company spirit.
- 137
- 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,753
- Make me proud, team.
- 138
- 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,422
- Come on, we gotta go.
- 139
- 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,340
- Already?
- 140
- 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,635
- Doesn't Dad need to pack the car
- with camping wares?
- 141
- 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,345
- Yeah, well...
- 142
- 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,182
- Hop in, dudes.
- 143
- 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,142
- So, he liked the idea?
- 144
- 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,311
- Oh, yeah.
- 145
- 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,440
- Ted? Boys?
- 146
- 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,275
- Where is everyone?
- 147
- 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:27,405
- I haven't had this bad boy
- to myself in ten years.
- 148
- 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,783
- Ah!
- 149
- 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,952
- - Hi, honey, welcome...
- - Clambake!
- 150
- 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:38,333
- I think we should climb up the big slide
- so we can see the whole park. Whee!
- 151
- 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,419
- Oh, or dig an underground maze
- and search from below.
- 152
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,712
- We should do everything.
- 153
- 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,381
- I love being boss!
- 154
- 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,342
- How am I doing? Great?
- 155
- 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:51,721
- - Thank you!
- - Ugh!
- 156
- 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,265
- Shh! Sweetheart! Shh!
- 157
- 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,851
- Mommy's gonna find your blankie,
- I promise.
- 158
- 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,979
- I'm sure it's back at home... I hope.
- 159
- 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,898
- It's right there, stuck on your car!
- 160
- 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,067
- Uh, that was easy.
- 161
- 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,361
- She'll probably find it
- when they get home.
- 162
- 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,363
- Show's over, mon capitaine.
- 163
- 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:12,200
- Show is not over, mon... Staci.
- 164
- 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:17,288
- This is my first job in charge,
- and we are going to do it right.
- 165
- 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,332
- Come on!
- 166
- 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,382
- - Just leave it, Jimbo.
- - I don't want it dragging on the ground.
- 167
- 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,967
- It could get all torn up.
- 168
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,177
- No blankie deserves that.
- 169
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,179
- Jimbo, it's just a blankie.
- 170
- 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,557
- Just a blankie?
- 171
- 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,810
- It's a traveling companion,
- a trusted advisor,
- 172
- 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,855
- a nap facilitator, a best friend.
- 173
- 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,858
- I'm the boss today,
- and we are hand-delivering this blankie
- 174
- 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,901
- back to its owner.
- 175
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,030
- Crud!
- 176
- 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,950
- Double crud!
- 177
- 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,958
- Banjo, the official soundtrack of camping.
- 178
- 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,044
- So, how do we do this?
- 179
- 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:07,130
- Stop at the fish and pre-toasted
- marshmallow vendor for supplies
- 180
- 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,090
- before we check in at our camping hotel?
- 181
- 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,509
- Pfft! Have you never been camping before?
- 182
- 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,179
- Baby... in a business suit.
- 183
- 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,056
- Look at the picture from last year.
- 184
- 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,891
- Do you see any fancy stuff?
- 185
- 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,936
- Dudes' Weekend is about having fun
- outdoors the old-fashioned way.
- 186
- 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,814
- You know what else is old-fashioned?
- Smallpox epidemics.
- 187
- 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,860
- History is garbage, Templeton.
- 188
- 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,029
- It's what the customer wants.
- 189
- 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,031
- Oh!
- 190
- 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,575
- You don't have to do anything.
- You're the baby.
- 191
- 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:39,537
- We do the camping stuff, you just smile
- and make those noises grown-ups like.
- 192
- 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,622
- Good call.
- 193
- 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,208
- I can trot out
- some classic baby reactions,
- 194
- 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,710
- amp up the cute factor to a 9.3.
- 195
- 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,419
- Rocky Peak!
- 196
- 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,715
- We're really close. Tim, show the baby.
- 197
- 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,759
- Cute factor, 9.3.
- 198
- 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,308
- Aww! That's my little man!
- 199
- 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,352
- Lake Turtlemouth is just around...
- 200
- 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,686
- The heck?
- 201
- 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,147
- What is it?
- 202
- 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360
- Aw!
- 203
- 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,743
- Jimbo, wait!
- 204
- 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,995
- No!
- 205
- 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,249
- Why'd you stop me? I had them!
- 206
- 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,584
- You were about to run into traffic!
- 207
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,670
- I was following my heart.
- 208
- 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:32,006
- Then, buddy, your heart's trying
- to turn you into a street pancake.
- 209
- 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,508
- I'm sorry, Staci.
- 210
- 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,427
- I... I just don't wanna lose
- another blankie.
- 211
- 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,805
- Not like before.
- 212
- 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,683
- You're dying to tell me the story,
- aren't you?
- 213
- 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,853
- I left my blankie for just a second,
- and when I came back...
- 214
- 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,857
- I'm too close to this!
- 215
- 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,401
- We'll get that kid his blankie back, okay?
- 216
- 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,572
- You just can't follow every instinct
- that hits your mushy parts.
- 217
- 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,741
- That's what got us into this mess
- in the first place.
- 218
- 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,995
- So you're saying
- maybe that's what gets us out!
- 219
- 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,830
- That is not at all what I am saying.
- 220
- 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,373
- Show us the way, blankie.
- 221
- 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,792
- Let the wind blow us to your home.
- 222
- 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,964
- You didn't really expect that to...
- 223
- 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,306
- Is... Is Lake Turtlemouth closed?
- 224
- 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,974
- How do you close a lake?
- 225
- 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,059
- It can't be closed. Try the gate.
- 226
- 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,229
- It's not budging.
- 227
- 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,647
- Are we in the right place?
- 228
- 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,191
- I took the right turn at Widow's Gulch.
- 229
- 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,651
- Or was it a left?
- 230
- 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,950
- - What's the plan, Templeton?
- - I don't know.
- 231
- 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,911
- Maybe Dad can find us
- another place to camp.
- 232
- 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,496
- - It's all the same, right?
- - All the same?
- 233
- 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,373
- Templeton, Templeton.
- 234
- 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,377
- What's your favorite drive-thru hamburger
- and French fried potato establishment?
- 235
- 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,296
- Fatso Phantom's Ghostburger To Go.
- 236
- 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,380
- Of course it is.
- 237
- 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,925
- And what would you say
- if on your next visit
- 238
- 00:11:57,008 --> 00:12:00,845
- to Mr. Phantom's "restaurant,"
- instead of a juicy burger,
- 239
- 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,057
- they served you an asparagus-beet salad
- with lemon vinaigrette?
- 240
- 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,058
- Ew!
- 241
- 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,809
- Ew, precisely.
- 242
- 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,228
- This is the Fatso Phantom Ghostburger.
- 243
- 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,149
- It's not the finest establishment in town,
- but it's proven it works
- 244
- 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,443
- and it's what makes the customer happy.
- 245
- 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,279
- Anyplace else is just asparagus and beets.
- 246
- 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:22,492
- - We are not going asparagus-beet camping.
- - Darn right we're not.
- 247
- 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,203
- That stupid fence is going down!
- 248
- 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,807
- - What are you doing?
- - Picking the lock.
- 249
- 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,045
- - You know how to pick locks?
- - I saw it on TV, so I assumed I could.
- 250
- 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,173
- Uppies.
- 251
- 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,925
- You know how to pick locks?
- 252
- 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,094
- Corporate espionage, Templeton.
- 253
- 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,137
- If you're not going through
- your coworkers' desks,
- 254
- 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,681
- you're not corner office material.
- 255
- 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,560
- Hey, it's open!
- 256
- 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,270
- Just needed a good push.
- 257
- 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,481
- The baby helped.
- 258
- 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,358
- Aw, I bet he did.
- 259
- 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,777
- Looks like Lake Turtlemouth is back on.
- 260
- 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,654
- I love Dudes' Weekend.
- 261
- 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,992
- Yay! Thanks, blankie!
- 262
- 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,326
- Thanks for what?
- 263
- 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,371
- We don't even know
- if we're going in the right direction.
- 264
- 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,873
- If you follow your heart,
- you can't go wrong.
- 265
- 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,421
- Ooh, police cars!
- 266
- 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,637
- Triple crud!
- 267
- 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,767
- Dudes' Weekend.
- 268
- 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,310
- Dudes' Weekend.
- 269
- 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,942
- This has to be mankind's least
- efficient method of acquiring seafood.
- 270
- 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,194
- But if it's what the customer wants...
- 271
- 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,528
- Hey!
- 272
- 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,534
- Hey, Dad, I think the baby
- wants to fish, too.
- 273
- 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,245
- That is the cutest thing!
- 274
- 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620
- Where's my camera?
- 275
- 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,208
- Ooh, I think you're getting a nibble.
- 276
- 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,545
- Fart poop doody, it's alive!
- 277
- 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,590
- Say chee... uh... uh...
- 278
- 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,301
- Oh. Oh, dear.
- 279
- 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,889
- Dudes' Weekend!
- 280
- 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,349
- Ten-sixty-four. Ten-sixty-four.
- 281
- 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,476
- Crime in progress.
- 282
- 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,312
- Campground trespassing.
- 283
- 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,440
- Doug, you know we're chasing
- an actual bank robber back in town.
- 284
- 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,151
- Darn it to heck! I just said I'm busy!
- 285
- 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,033
- Eat tailpipe, Smokey!
- 286
- 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,118
- I got a tank full of gas
- 287
- 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:33,456
- and enough stolen cash
- to put my baby through Ohio State...
- 288
- 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,292
- for one full semester!
- 289
- 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,545
- We're riding getaway
- with a bank robber, Jimbo.
- 290
- 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,066
- The cops are gonna capture her,
- and then they're gonna find us
- 291
- 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,759
- and guess who's back in daycare, huh?
- 292
- 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,055
- What are we gonna do, boss?
- 293
- 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,099
- I don't know. I just follow my heart.
- 294
- 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,767
- And my heart says...
- 295
- 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,560
- Ooh! Garden hose!
- 296
- 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,356
- Bank robber!
- 297
- 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,902
- What the...?
- All right, who's in my bank robbing truck?
- 298
- 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:07,073
- I'm the spirit of your childhood blankie.
- 299
- 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,158
- I need you to go to...
- 300
- 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,412
- 529 Conklin Avenue.
- 301
- 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,622
- Or else!
- 302
- 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,793
- Cool, I won't have to go to daycare
- because we'll be dead.
- 303
- 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,628
- Trust the process.
- 304
- 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,297
- Oh. Terrifying.
- 305
- 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,926
- But guess what.
- I never had a blankie when I was a kid.
- 306
- 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,763
- What do you think set me on the path
- of thievery and moral turpitude?
- 307
- 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,306
- Get... I will...
- 308
- 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,893
- She's got no conscience.
- My heart lied to me!
- 309
- 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,479
- I swear to... Who's really back there?
- 310
- 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,898
- Tiny ghosts, sucker!
- 311
- 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,779
- Well, scratch the fish portion
- of the perfect weekend.
- 312
- 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,574
- Gotta come back strong
- with these marshmallow brûlée-kabobs.
- 313
- 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,657
- How are they coming?
- 314
- 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,329
- You know how to make a fire with sticks?
- 315
- 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,457
- I saw it on TV, so I assumed I could.
- 316
- 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,750
- Oh!
- 317
- 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,085
- What about matches?
- 318
- 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,755
- Ha! You think I'd bring matches
- where a baby could get them?
- 319
- 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,885
- Sorry, boys. No toasted marshmallows.
- 320
- 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,553
- I better go pitch the tent.
- 321
- 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,599
- - What?
- - I'm the beet-asparagus salad.
- 322
- 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,516
- What?
- 323
- 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,311
- What's different
- about this Dudes' Weekend? Me!
- 324
- 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,315
- It's all going sideways
- because of the baby, and I'm the baby!
- 325
- 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,733
- We have to turn this around.
- 326
- 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,735
- Can you eat marshmallows without toasting?
- 327
- 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,904
- - Oh!
- - Not when you're camping.
- 328
- 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,071
- That's a sin!
- 329
- 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,948
- The happy photograph, Templeton!
- 330
- 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,743
- We're losing it all.
- Fix it, fix it, save me!
- 331
- 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,204
- We haven't lost all of it.
- 332
- 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,873
- We just have to get Dad
- and me and you there,
- 333
- 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833
- the perfect viewpoint.
- 334
- 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,044
- For the perfect photo!
- 335
- 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,463
- Time to save Dudes' Weekend.
- 336
- 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,302
- Blankie, I'm so sorry.
- 337
- 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,221
- I just wanted to get you home.
- 338
- 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,680
- I tried to follow my heart,
- 339
- 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,767
- but everything just took you
- farther and farther away.
- 340
- 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,978
- I should never have been in charge.
- 341
- 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,897
- Huh!
- 342
- 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,108
- 529 Conklin Avenue.
- 343
- 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,486
- Blankie, you're home!
- 344
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,572
- But, Staci, how did you know
- the exact right moment
- 345
- 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,699
- to make that bank robber crash her truck?
- 346
- 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,992
- I didn't.
- 347
- 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,827
- Everything was going doody-side up,
- 348
- 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,914
- so I just grabbed the blanket
- and followed my heart.
- 349
- 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,334
- My twisted black heart.
- 350
- 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,920
- You did a Jimbo, and it worked!
- 351
- 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,547
- Learn from the best.
- 352
- 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,674
- Lead the way, Boss.
- 353
- 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,265
- Freeze! Step out of your car.
- 354
- 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,730
- Are those babies
- climbing up the side of that house?
- 355
- 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,233
- Debbie, bank robber.
- Focus up.
- 356
- 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,278
- Nah, that's not it.
- 357
- 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,074
- I used to know this.
- 358
- 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,576
- It's a classic hiking song.
- 359
- 00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,705
- Ooh, maybe the bass part.
- 360
- 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,707
- Never mind.
- 361
- 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,584
- Where is that perfect viewpoint?
- 362
- 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,629
- Is that the trail? No.
- 363
- 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,131
- Uh, that one!
- 364
- 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,465
- No, that's a raccoon.
- 365
- 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,802
- - Dad, do you know where we're going?
- - Of course!
- 366
- 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,595
- No.
- 367
- 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,222
- Boys, it's getting late.
- 368
- 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,516
- We... We may have to call this off.
- 369
- 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,767
- No way, Dad!
- 370
- 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,104
- This is Dudes' Weekend,
- and dudes never give up,
- 371
- 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,773
- because we're having
- too much fun to quit, right?
- 372
- 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,275
- - Wrong!
- - Ah!
- 373
- 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,609
- Dudes.
- 374
- 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,323
- Did we leave Jamie's B-L-A-N-K-I-E
- at your place yesterday?
- 375
- 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,576
- No, not "bonkley!" His blankie!
- 376
- 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,664
- Shush, shush, shush. It's cool, kid. Shh.
- 377
- 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,625
- Jimbo, it's your rodeo.
- 378
- 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,211
- Hold it close.
- 379
- 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,965
- You've got to love your blankie
- as much as your blankie loves you.
- 380
- 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,634
- Hang on. He just quieted down.
- 381
- 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,718
- Oh, let me check on him.
- 382
- 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,179
- You found it!
- 383
- 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,848
- Oh, sweetie, I told you it would turn up.
- 384
- 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,687
- And that's the story
- of how Jimbo was in charge,
- 385
- 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:11,275
- and everyone followed their heart,
- and it all worked out in the end.
- 386
- 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,027
- Those are babies up there!
- 387
- 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,571
- Infinity crud.
- 388
- 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,033
- Oh, oh, so your climbing babies
- can be real,
- 389
- 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,411
- but my tiny ghost
- is just crazy bank robber talk?
- 390
- 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,413
- You're such a Debbie.
- 391
- 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,543
- What kind of dad brings his own kids
- on a misdemeanor trespass?
- 392
- 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,296
- What kind of outing is that
- for a family?
- 393
- 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,674
- We're not a family, we're dudes!
- 394
- 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,883
- Tim, shush.
- 395
- 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,009
- Officer, I'm sorry.
- 396
- 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:41,013
- If you'll let my wife come get the kids,
- I'm prepared to go quietly.
- 397
- 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,683
- Wait, so otherwise,
- you were gonna fight me right now?
- 398
- 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,016
- No, sir!
- 399
- 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,855
- I'm not letting Johnny Law
- interfere with a good business plan.
- 400
- 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,233
- - We're not done here.
- - What are you gonna do?
- 401
- 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,403
- On the field team,
- we call it "doing a Jimbo."
- 402
- 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,784
- Agitated perp! I need backup!
- 403
- 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,078
- Hey!
- 404
- 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,623
- Pssh. Great parenting.
- 405
- 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,583
- Wonder where they get that from.
- 406
- 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,835
- Tim, what...?
- 407
- 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,962
- Not the mom.
- 408
- 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,338
- It's the dad.
- 409
- 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,382
- What are you doing?
- 410
- 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,676
- I can't go to jail. I'm too innocent!
- 411
- 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,011
- Officer Doug doesn't end Dudes' Weekend.
- 412
- 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431
- We do, with a happy dad or bust.
- 413
- 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,934
- Dead end!
- 414
- 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,772
- Boys, you gotta stop.
- 415
- 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,067
- And not just because...
- because I'm in terrible shape.
- 416
- 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,610
- But, Dad, we can't just...
- 417
- 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,694
- I don't believe it.
- 418
- 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,739
- Tim, this is it!
- 419
- 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,115
- The viewpoint!
- 420
- 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,827
- Whoa, you're right!
- 421
- 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,664
- Time for one perfect photo?
- 422
- 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,999
- Let's dude it!
- 423
- 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,298
- Everyone say "Dudes' Weekend!"
- 424
- 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,800
- Dudes' Weekend!
- 425
- 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,092
- Ah!
- 426
- 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,556
- No!
- 427
- 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,893
- The Thunderbird.
- 428
- 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,311
- He got his revenge.
- 429
- 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,606
- Sorry everything went wrong, Dad.
- 430
- 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,233
- We just wanted to have a fun weekend
- with you.
- 431
- 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,278
- You know, so you'd be happy.
- 432
- 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,340
- Harmonica,
- the official soundtrack of jail.
- 433
- 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:45,596
- Um, Mr. Templeton, you are, thankfully,
- not my problem anymore.
- 434
- 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:51,560
- - Uh, h-h-hi, hon...
- - Nope.
- 435
- 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,941
- What do we do about them?
- 436
- 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,403
- Code Bink-Bink too much to handle,
- Jimbo?
- 437
- 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,157
- Actually, sir, the blankie was returned,
- no problem.
- 438
- 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,659
- Jimbo did great.
- 439
- 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,246
- Getting arrested was all part of the plan.
- Right, buddy?
- 440
- 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,455
- Mm-hmm!
- 441
- 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,706
- Glad to hear it.
- 442
- 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,959
- Guess you won't need me
- to pick the lock then.
- 443
- 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,752
- Boss, don't leave us here.
- 444
- 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,630
- Brain, not heart, on this one, Jimbo.
- 445
- 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,007
- You're babies. Just slip between the bars.
- 446
- 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,885
- Oh, yeah.
- 447
- 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,100
- Looks good to me.
- 448
- 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,185
- Good? It looks awesome.
- 449
- 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,646
- Even better than last year's photo.
- 450
- 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,566
- Dudes' Weekend!
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