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- (Title Card: Breath Of Fresh Squidward)
- *Camera zooms in on Squid's house*
- Squidward: "Another morning, another day of dealing wi-"
- Spongebob and Patrick: "GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD!"
- Squidward: "Speak of the devil... wait, why are you two here? And how'd you get into my house!?"
- Spongebob: "Don't worry about it, Squidward! We've been doing this for a while now."
- *Cut to a scrapbook with pictures of Squidward sleeping in odd and unusual position*
- Squidward: "That's... really weird. Anyway, could you two idiots leave? I have to get ready for work!"
- Patrick: "Don't worry, Squidward! Me and Spongebob took care of that for you..."
- *Timecard labeled "Meanwhile"*
- Mr Krabs: "Wait! COME BACK!"
- *Camera cuts to a truck labeled "Free Money"*
- Plankton: *Leans out the truck window* "That's right! Keep on "trucking" Krabs! Hahahahahaha! I crack myself up..."
- Squidward: *Narrows eyes* "I don't even want to think about what you two did... Oh well. I suppose I should thank you two for giving me the day off. Breakfast, gentlemen?"
- Spongebob and Patrick: "YES, PLEASE!"
- *Camera cuts to Squid's kitchen*
- Squidward: "Alright, you two. I'm going to make breakfast, so just follow one simple rule of mine... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"
- *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick floating levitating*
- Squidward: "Good."
- *Squidward walks offscreen*
- Patrick: "Spongebob! Look at that fancy toaster!"
- Spongebob: "Patrick, didn't Squidward say to *imitating Squidward* 'NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!'?"
- Patrick: "Yeah. But he never said we couldn't touch it with something else."
- *Both have sneaky expressions on their faces*
- Squidward: "Alright, breakfast is do- WAIT DON'T STICK THAT FORK IN THERE!"
- *Patrick stumbles and the fork falls in the toaster*
- All three, while being shocked: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- *All three fall to the ground, charred*
- Squidward: "Ugh... wait. Hold on a second... I feel... SO COMPASSIONATE!"
- *Camera cuts to storm clouds inside Squidward's head being replaced by the sun*
- Spongebob and Patrick: "Will you stop talking about happiness, you nitwit?!"
- *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick, who now have grouchy expressions*
- Squidward: "Hey Spongebob! Do you wanna go jellyfishing, or go see a movie, or-"
- Spongebob: "SHUT YOUR TRAP! I don't have time for your nonsense. I have a date with a little ukulele practice, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way."
- Squidward: *Expression changes to a slightly less happy one* "Alright then, see you later. Oh! How about you Patr-" *Patrick's rock slams shut*. "Point... taken. I'll guess I'll have to find someone else to have fun with."
- *"Meanwhile" time card*
- Spongebob: "A one, a two, a one-two-three-four(Title Card: Breath Of Fresh Squidward)
- *Camera zooms in on Squid's house*
- Squidward: "Another morning, another day of dealing wi-"
- Spongebob and Patrick: "GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD!"
- Squidward: "Speak of the devil... wait, why are you two here? And how'd you get into my house!?"
- Spongebob: "Don't worry about it, Squidward! We've been doing this for a while now."
- *Cut to a scrapbook with pictures of Squidward sleeping in odd and unusual position*
- Squidward: "That's... really weird. Anyway, could you two idiots leave? I have to get ready for work!"
- Patrick: "Don't worry, Squidward! Me and Spongebob took care of that for you..."
- *Timecard labeled "Meanwhile"*
- Mr Krabs: "Wait! COME BACK!"
- *Camera cuts to a truck labeled "Free Money"*
- Plankton: *Leans out the truck window* "That's right! Keep on "trucking" Krabs! Hahahahahaha! I crack myself up..."
- Squidward: *Narrows eyes* "I don't even want to think about what you two did... Oh well. I suppose I should thank you two for giving me the day off. Breakfast, gentlemen?"
- Spongebob and Patrick: "YES, PLEASE!"
- *Camera cuts to Squid's kitchen*
- Squidward: "Alright, you two. I'm going to make breakfast, so just follow one simple rule of mine... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"
- *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick floating levitating*
- Squidward: "Good."
- *Squidward walks offscreen*
- Patrick: "Spongebob! Look at that fancy toaster!"
- Spongebob: "Patrick, didn't Squidward say to *imitating Squidward* 'NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!'?"
- Patrick: "Yeah. But he never said we couldn't touch it with something else."
- *Both have sneaky expressions on their faces*
- Squidward: "Alright, breakfast is do- WAIT DON'T STICK THAT FORK IN THERE!"
- *Patrick stumbles and the fork falls in the toaster*
- All three, while being shocked: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- *All three fall to the ground, charred*
- Squidward: "Ugh... wait. Hold on a second... I feel... SO COMPASSIONATE!"
- *Camera cuts to storm clouds inside Squidward's head being replaced by the sun*
- Spongebob and Patrick: Will you stop talking about happiness, you nitwit?!
- *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick, who now have grouchy expressions*
- Squidward: Hey Spongebob! Do you wanna go jellyfishing, or go see a movie, or-
- Spongebob: SHUT YOUR TRAP! I don't have time for your nonsense. I have a date with a little ukulele practice, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way.
- Squidward: *Expression changes to a slightly less happy one* Alright then. See you later... Oh! How about you Patr- *Patrick's rock slams shut*. Point... taken. I'll guess I'll have to find someone else to have fun with.
- *"Meanwhile" time card*
- Spongebob: A one, a two, a one-two-three-four: *Loud and poorly strung ukulele music echoes from Spongebob's house, spreading all across Bikini Bottom*.
- Old Man Jenkins: Poor fella. Tuberculosis catches up with us all...
- Gary: Bleugh. *Gary puts on headphones and retreats into his shell*.
- Squidward: Could that be... yes! It is! A fellow instrument player! I gotta grab my clarinet! *Squid digs through his closets, accidentally pulling out Old Man Jenkins*
- Old Man Jenkins: I'm sorry about the tuberculosis, sonny.
- Old Man Jenkins: "Poor fella. Tuberculosis catches up with us all..."
- Gary: Bleugh. *Gary puts on headphones and retreats into his shell*.
- Squidward: Could that be... yes! It is! A fellow instrument player! I gotta grab my clarinet! *Squid digs through his closets, accidentally pulling out Old Man Jenkins*
- Old Man Jenkins: I'm sorry about the tuberculosis, sonny.
- Squidward: Nope. *tosses Old Man Jenkins through the window*.
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