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| 1 | (Title Card: Breath Of Fresh Squidward) | |
| 2 | ||
| 3 | *Camera zooms in on Squid's house* | |
| 4 | ||
| 5 | Squidward: "Another morning, another day of dealing wi-" | |
| 6 | ||
| 7 | Spongebob and Patrick: "GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD!" | |
| 8 | ||
| 9 | Squidward: "Speak of the devil... wait, why are you two here? And how'd you get into my house!?" | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | Spongebob: "Don't worry about it, Squidward! We've been doing this for a while now." | |
| 12 | ||
| 13 | *Cut to a scrapbook with pictures of Squidward sleeping in odd and unusual position* | |
| 14 | ||
| 15 | Squidward: "That's... really weird. Anyway, could you two idiots leave? I have to get ready for work!" | |
| 16 | ||
| 17 | Patrick: "Don't worry, Squidward! Me and Spongebob took care of that for you..." | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | *Timecard labeled "Meanwhile"* | |
| 20 | ||
| 21 | Mr Krabs: "Wait! COME BACK!" | |
| 22 | ||
| 23 | *Camera cuts to a truck labeled "Free Money"* | |
| 24 | ||
| 25 | Plankton: *Leans out the truck window* "That's right! Keep on "trucking" Krabs! Hahahahahaha! I crack myself up..." | |
| 26 | ||
| 27 | Squidward: *Narrows eyes* "I don't even want to think about what you two did... Oh well. I suppose I should thank you two for giving me the day off. Breakfast, gentlemen?" | |
| 28 | ||
| 29 | Spongebob and Patrick: "YES, PLEASE!" | |
| 30 | ||
| 31 | *Camera cuts to Squid's kitchen* | |
| 32 | ||
| 33 | Squidward: "Alright, you two. I'm going to make breakfast, so just follow one simple rule of mine... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" | |
| 34 | ||
| 35 | *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick floating levitating* | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | Squidward: "Good." | |
| 38 | ||
| 39 | *Squidward walks offscreen* | |
| 40 | ||
| 41 | Patrick: "Spongebob! Look at that fancy toaster!" | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | Spongebob: "Patrick, didn't Squidward say to *imitating Squidward* 'NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!'?" | |
| 44 | ||
| 45 | Patrick: "Yeah. But he never said we couldn't touch it with something else." | |
| 46 | ||
| 47 | *Both have sneaky expressions on their faces* | |
| 48 | ||
| 49 | Squidward: "Alright, breakfast is do- WAIT DON'T STICK THAT FORK IN THERE!" | |
| 50 | ||
| 51 | *Patrick stumbles and the fork falls in the toaster* | |
| 52 | ||
| 53 | All three, while being shocked: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" | |
| 54 | ||
| 55 | *All three fall to the ground, charred* | |
| 56 | ||
| 57 | Squidward: "Ugh... wait. Hold on a second... I feel... SO COMPASSIONATE!" | |
| 58 | ||
| 59 | *Camera cuts to storm clouds inside Squidward's head being replaced by the sun* | |
| 60 | ||
| 61 | Spongebob and Patrick: "Will you stop talking about happiness, you nitwit?!" | |
| 62 | ||
| 63 | *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick, who now have grouchy expressions* | |
| 64 | ||
| 65 | Squidward: "Hey Spongebob! Do you wanna go jellyfishing, or go see a movie, or-" | |
| 66 | ||
| 67 | Spongebob: "SHUT YOUR TRAP! I don't have time for your nonsense. I have a date with a little ukulele practice, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way." | |
| 68 | ||
| 69 | Squidward: *Expression changes to a slightly less happy one* "Alright then, see you later. Oh! How about you Patr-" *Patrick's rock slams shut*. "Point... taken. I'll guess I'll have to find someone else to have fun with." | |
| 70 | ||
| 71 | *"Meanwhile" time card* | |
| 72 | ||
| 73 | Spongebob: "A one, a two, a one-two-three-four(Title Card: Breath Of Fresh Squidward) | |
| 74 | ||
| 75 | *Camera zooms in on Squid's house* | |
| 76 | ||
| 77 | Squidward: "Another morning, another day of dealing wi-" | |
| 78 | ||
| 79 | Spongebob and Patrick: "GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD!" | |
| 80 | ||
| 81 | Squidward: "Speak of the devil... wait, why are you two here? And how'd you get into my house!?" | |
| 82 | ||
| 83 | - | Squidward: Nope. *tosses Old Man Jenkins through the window*. Aha! |
| 83 | + | |
| 84 | ||
| 85 | *Cut to a scrapbook with pictures of Squidward sleeping in odd and unusual position* | |
| 86 | ||
| 87 | Squidward: "That's... really weird. Anyway, could you two idiots leave? I have to get ready for work!" | |
| 88 | ||
| 89 | Patrick: "Don't worry, Squidward! Me and Spongebob took care of that for you..." | |
| 90 | ||
| 91 | *Timecard labeled "Meanwhile"* | |
| 92 | ||
| 93 | Mr Krabs: "Wait! COME BACK!" | |
| 94 | ||
| 95 | *Camera cuts to a truck labeled "Free Money"* | |
| 96 | ||
| 97 | Plankton: *Leans out the truck window* "That's right! Keep on "trucking" Krabs! Hahahahahaha! I crack myself up..." | |
| 98 | ||
| 99 | Squidward: *Narrows eyes* "I don't even want to think about what you two did... Oh well. I suppose I should thank you two for giving me the day off. Breakfast, gentlemen?" | |
| 100 | ||
| 101 | Spongebob and Patrick: "YES, PLEASE!" | |
| 102 | ||
| 103 | *Camera cuts to Squid's kitchen* | |
| 104 | ||
| 105 | Squidward: "Alright, you two. I'm going to make breakfast, so just follow one simple rule of mine... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" | |
| 106 | ||
| 107 | *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick floating levitating* | |
| 108 | ||
| 109 | Squidward: "Good." | |
| 110 | ||
| 111 | *Squidward walks offscreen* | |
| 112 | ||
| 113 | Patrick: "Spongebob! Look at that fancy toaster!" | |
| 114 | ||
| 115 | Spongebob: "Patrick, didn't Squidward say to *imitating Squidward* 'NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!'?" | |
| 116 | ||
| 117 | Patrick: "Yeah. But he never said we couldn't touch it with something else." | |
| 118 | ||
| 119 | *Both have sneaky expressions on their faces* | |
| 120 | ||
| 121 | Squidward: "Alright, breakfast is do- WAIT DON'T STICK THAT FORK IN THERE!" | |
| 122 | ||
| 123 | *Patrick stumbles and the fork falls in the toaster* | |
| 124 | ||
| 125 | All three, while being shocked: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" | |
| 126 | ||
| 127 | *All three fall to the ground, charred* | |
| 128 | ||
| 129 | Squidward: "Ugh... wait. Hold on a second... I feel... SO COMPASSIONATE!" | |
| 130 | ||
| 131 | *Camera cuts to storm clouds inside Squidward's head being replaced by the sun* | |
| 132 | ||
| 133 | Spongebob and Patrick: Will you stop talking about happiness, you nitwit?! | |
| 134 | ||
| 135 | *Cut to Spongebob and Patrick, who now have grouchy expressions* | |
| 136 | ||
| 137 | Squidward: Hey Spongebob! Do you wanna go jellyfishing, or go see a movie, or- | |
| 138 | ||
| 139 | Spongebob: SHUT YOUR TRAP! I don't have time for your nonsense. I have a date with a little ukulele practice, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way. | |
| 140 | ||
| 141 | Squidward: *Expression changes to a slightly less happy one* Alright then. See you later... Oh! How about you Patr- *Patrick's rock slams shut*. Point... taken. I'll guess I'll have to find someone else to have fun with. | |
| 142 | ||
| 143 | *"Meanwhile" time card* | |
| 144 | ||
| 145 | Spongebob: A one, a two, a one-two-three-four: *Loud and poorly strung ukulele music echoes from Spongebob's house, spreading all across Bikini Bottom*. | |
| 146 | ||
| 147 | Old Man Jenkins: Poor fella. Tuberculosis catches up with us all... | |
| 148 | ||
| 149 | Gary: Bleugh. *Gary puts on headphones and retreats into his shell*. | |
| 150 | ||
| 151 | Squidward: Could that be... yes! It is! A fellow instrument player! I gotta grab my clarinet! *Squid digs through his closets, accidentally pulling out Old Man Jenkins* | |
| 152 | ||
| 153 | Old Man Jenkins: I'm sorry about the tuberculosis, sonny. | |
| 154 | ||
| 155 | Old Man Jenkins: "Poor fella. Tuberculosis catches up with us all..." | |
| 156 | ||
| 157 | Gary: Bleugh. *Gary puts on headphones and retreats into his shell*. | |
| 158 | ||
| 159 | Squidward: Could that be... yes! It is! A fellow instrument player! I gotta grab my clarinet! *Squid digs through his closets, accidentally pulling out Old Man Jenkins* | |
| 160 | ||
| 161 | Old Man Jenkins: I'm sorry about the tuberculosis, sonny. | |
| 162 | ||
| 163 | Squidward: Nope. *tosses Old Man Jenkins through the window*. |
