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- Title: Summoning Ritual
- ACK ACK
- Post some CRACK!
- ACK ACK
- Let's ATTACK!
- ACK ACK
- WE HARASS!
- ACK!!!
- Title: Summoning Spell
- Summonix,
- Demonix,
- Autistix,
- Yurix,
- Yaoix,
- Simsalabim,
- Open Sesame:
- Appear before me, demon of the 9th circle: ACK
- *huuuuuuuuh*
- Homura belongs with Sayaka!!!
- Title: Exceed Summon
- I use Level 4 Mami and Level 4 Sayaka to construct the Crack Network.
- Barely alive in the pitch-black basement. Bare your yellow teeth and fight the foolish !Akemi.
- Descend Now! Exceed Summon.
- Rank 4 Shitposter. ACK!!!!
- Title: Fusion Summon
- I activate the Magic Card: Polymerization and fuse Kyoko and Homura!
- Two Beautiful Girls with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack an from a hell under the lilies- give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!!
- Title: Synchro Summon
- I tune my Level 3 Mami with my Level 4 Madoka.
- Spread your flabby and uncleaned arms and STRIKE DOWN !AKEMI AT LIGHTSPEED! Synchro Summon! Level 8! Insane Madman ACK!!!
- Title: Pendulum Summon
- I set the Pendulum Scale with Scale 1 Homura and Scale 8 Sayaka.
- Now I can summon any shitposter between Level 1 and Level 8!
- Swing Pendulum of my soul! Draw a river of shit across the ether
- PENDULUM SUMMON!
- Appear! Red-eyed with baggy eyelids! Red Eyed Schizo ACK!
- Title: Link Summon
- Appear. The Future circuit that lights up my path!
- Summoning conditions are 4 girls. I set Chika, Riko and two science babies in the link markers. Circuit combine!
- My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Crazy Spammer ACK!!!
- Title: ACK Song
- ACK ACK ACK ACK
- What letters make the word ACK?
- A-C-K
- A-C-K
- A-C-K
- A-C-K
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0bVqPW2MhI
- Title: Ritual Summon
- From my phone I activate the ritual spell Madman's Ritual!
- I tribute Level 4 Yoshiko and Level 3 Hanamaru.
- The contract has been made. The Spammer who wields dark power and inherits two souls.
- Ritual Summon!
- Rise! Insane ACK!
- Title: I get a ban
- I get a BAN
- But I evade again
- Mods are never keep me down.
- I get a BAN
- But I evade again
- Mods are never keep me down.
- I get a BAN
- But I evade again
- Mods are never keep me down.
- Title: Ban-Evading, Can ACK stop me?
- Crack? Check
- Smartphone? Check
- Proxies? Check!
- BAN-EVADING!
- Can we shitpost?
- BAN-EVADING!
- Yes we can!
- Shitposting, spamming and trolling too!
- Many !Akemis join the crew
- ACK and his friends have so much fun
- Working together
- The threads can GET FUCKED!
- Ban-evading
- Can ACK stop me?
- Ban-evading
- NO ACK CAN'T!
- BAN-EVADING!
- Can we shitpost?
- BAN-EVADING!
- Yes we can!
- Time to get busy such a lot to do
- Spamming and baiting till the thread's not good
- ACK and the gang make a really good sound
- Shitposts all day
- Till the sun goes down
- Ban-evading
- Can ACK stop me?
- Ban-evading
- NO ACK CAN'T!
- We can shit up any thread discussion
- Look out! Here we come!
- Can we bait ACK? YES!
- Can we shitpost? YES!
- Can we spam crack? YES!
- Ban-evading
- Can ACK stop me?
- Ban-evading
- NO ACK CAN'T!
- BAN-EVADING!
- Can we shitpost?
- BAN-EVADING!
- Yes YES we can!
- Ban-evading
- Can ACK stop me?
- Ban-evading
- NO ACK CAN'T!
- Title: ACK ACK Come out to play
- ACK ACK
- Come out to play
- How much crack will I post today?
- Title: Welcome to ACK's world
- Welcome to ACK's World
- Meet all of his friends
- On 4chan Board
- Welcome to ACK's World
- Hear us sing
- Can we shitpost?
- Austin's a shithead and he's ACK's best pal
- Digging up trouble as only he knows how
- TROID cleans away all the mess that's made
- See him dishing out bans to save the day
- Welcome to ACK's World
- Meet all of his friends
- On 4chan Board
- Welcome to ACK's World
- Hear us sing
- Can we shitpost?
- I_AM_ABIB gives a helping hand
- Banning ACK once again
- For evading his bans
- Here comes Sean now
- With a new IP
- When he's shitting up threads
- He'll get a ban real soon.
- Welcome to ACK's World
- Meet all of his friends
- On 4chan Board
- Welcome to ACK's World
- Hear us sing
- Can we shitpost?
- Title: Austin Rap
- Austin
- Austin
- Austin
- They call me Austin, I'M HELLA FAST.
- Came to shit up 4chan and kick A--C--K's ass
- Got spam for days, got crack galore
- Got combo moves, evades and more
- With proxies and phoneposting
- Evading bans like a maniac right in Mod's face
- Shitting up threads, leave a trail of guts
- Sittin on my chair, scratchin my nuts
- Won't stop when I'm banned airplane mode is on
- A--C--K's ass is grass, and I'm mowin the lawn
- Got banned on my phone, and I won't stop
- Whatcha Mods gunna do when I hack and chop
- But man is Sean a prima donna
- I stuff my face with chimichangas
- Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
- Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
- Austin
- Sexy Mothafuckaa
- Austin
- Austin
- Captain Austin
- Nah, Just Austin
- Banned for a month?
- I can't die!
- Twenty permabans but I'm still alive!
- Try to ban me and I'll just revive
- Then I'll post another crackshit right behind your eyes
- I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless
- Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
- Jump flip and leave 'em headless
- My crack file is big like Texas
- Hey there Mods and Jannies
- GUESS WHAT?
- I'm ban-evading
- Time's up, better count your losses
- Spamming this thread while Sean just watches
- Run away, you know that I'll chase
- From /a/ down to /int/, I'll shit up the place!
- Shitpost! I'll give you a taste
- I'm sexy as hell but I avoid discord
- I'm bout to take you all to school with crack and spam
- Austin
- Tellin jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Yous
- Austin
- Laughin' at the ladies and the 4chan rules don't give a fug
- Austin
- Bout to spam threads with my whole crew so come and get some
- Bring it Sean, I'll bring the pain
- Ha! Kickin Sean and fakin names
- Shitpost time, I am playing games
- These superpowers are feeling strange
- I move like a freakin' ninja
- Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
- Got two swords, now all up in ya
- I don't care if I offend ya
- Listen up, I got somethin' to say
- That's right I ban evade all day
- Step up, take a bloodbath
- Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Where you gunna go to?
- Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you
- Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Austin
- Do I have to remind you?
- Airplane Mode, because it's cool when I get 30 days
- Austin
- The crazy-ass guards
- The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom!
- Austin
- I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
- Austin
- Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker
- Title: ACK does it best
- It’s amazing how fast ACK shits up every thread
- Just by posting some crack, it’s like swallowing lead
- Try as he may we will never agree
- That !Akemi’s the one crackposting
- The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
- There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
- We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
- ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all.
- All day long ACK hears Austin talking out loud
- But when Sean’s posting here, !Akemi’s the crowd
- Try as he may Mods will never bow down
- And my crack posts just ain’t going down
- The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
- There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
- We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
- ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all
- Oh the spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething
- There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading
- We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball.
- ACK does it best, does it best, when he takes nothing at all
- Title: ACK that we have heard on high
- Akemi is posting high
- Sweetly shitting up this thread
- And the Henry he replies
- Shitposting cause he real mad
- Gloria in excelsis Henry
- Gloria in excelsis Henry.
- Henry why you spam this thread
- Why your anger so prolonged?
- What the awesome crack provoked
- That inspire your unholy rage
- Gloria...
- Come to 4chan Boards to see
- Poke the Madman of whom I speak.
- Come and bait him with a phone
- ACK the Madman, Henry Lord.
- Gloria...
- Title: I want to Bait ACK with somebody
- Huh, yeah, woo, hey, yeah, huh
- Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah
- I want to dance
- Clock strikes upon the hour
- And the sun begins to fade
- Still enough time to figure out
- How to chase my blues away
- I've worked like shit up 'til now
- I'm on my ass till I become a cow
- But when the night falls
- The 4chan board calls
- Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
- I wanna feel the rage with somebody
- Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- With somebody who loves me
- Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
- I wanna feel the rage with somebody
- Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- With somebody who loves me
- I've got the (You)s and lose my senses
- Shitting up the threads
- Sooner or later the party ends
- And I wind up feeling down
- I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance
- Just one single (You )’s not enough to last
- So when the night falls
- The 4chan board calls
- Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- I wanna feel the heat with somebody
- Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody
- With somebody who loves me
- Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- I wanna feel the rage with somebody
- Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- With somebody who loves me
- Somebody who
- Somebody who
- Somebody who loves me
- Somebody who
- Somebody who
- To hold me in his arms
- I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance
- Just one single (You )’s not enough to last
- So when the night falls
- The 4chan Board calls
- Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- I wanna feel the rage with somebody
- Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
- With somebody who loves me
- Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody
- I wanna feel the rage with somebody
- Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody
- With somebody who loves me
- Uh-huh
- (Dance)
- Come on, baby, ha, ha
- (Dance)
- Woo, yeah
- (Dance)
- Now get with this, ha, ha, ha
- Whoa, oh, oh
- Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby?
- Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me boy?
- Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby?
- With somebody who loves me
- Don't you wanna bait?
- Say you wanna bait?
- Don't you wanna bait?
- (Bait)
- Don't you wanna bait?
- Say you wanna bait?
- Don't you wanna bait?
- (Bait)
- Don't you wanna bait?
- Say you wanna bait
- Uh-huh
- (Bait)
- With somebody who loves me
- (Bait)
- (Bait)
- (Bait)
- Hey, baby
- Title: I Don't wanna close my eyes
- I could stay awake just to watch you spamming
- Watch you seething while you are posting
- While I'm far away and laughing
- I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
- I could stay lost in this moment forever
- Every (You) I get from you is a (You) that I treasure
- Don't wanna close my eyes
- I don't wanna fall asleep
- 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- 'Cause even when I dream of you
- The sweetest dream would never do
- I'd still miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- Lying on the floor laughing at your raging
- And I'm wondering how he's feeling
- If !Akemi knew you're still seething
- Over that crack he post when you were still together
- And now we gonna make you rage
- Now we're !Akemi forever, forever and ever
- I don't wanna close my eyes
- I don't wanna fall asleep
- 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- 'Cause even when I dream of you
- The sweetest dream would never do
- I'd still miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- I don't wanna miss a smile
- I don't wanna miss one (You)
- Well, I just wanna be with you
- Right here with you, just like this
- I just wanna make you mad
- I feel your rage it tastes like wine
- I'll attack you on this 4chan
- For all the rest of time, yeah, yeah, yeah
- Don't wanna close my eyes
- I don't wanna fall asleep
- 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- 'Cause even when I dream of you
- The sweetest dream would never do
- I'd still miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- I don't wanna close my eyes
- I don't wanna fall asleep
- 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- 'Cause even when I dream of you
- The sweetest dream would never do
- And I'd still miss ACK, baby
- And I don't wanna miss a (You)
- Don't wanna close my eyes
- I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
- I don't wanna miss a (You)
- Title: How do I live without (You)s
- How do I get through one night without (You)s
- If I had to live without (You)s?
- What kinda life would that be?
- Oh I, I need ACK in that thread, need him to post
- He is my world, my heart, my soul
- If ACK ever left
- Janny would you take away
- Everything good in my life?
- And tell me now
- How do I live without (You)s?
- I want to know
- How do I breathe without (You)s?
- If you ever go
- How do I ever, ever survive
- How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
- Without (You)s
- There would be no sun in my sky
- There would be no love in my life
- There'd be no world left for me
- And I, baby, I don't know what I would do
- I'd be lost if I lost (You)s
- If ACK ever left
- Janny would you would take away
- Everything real in my life
- And tell me now
- How do I live without (You)s?
- I want to know
- How do I breathe without (You)s?
- If ACK ever goes
- How do I ever, ever survive?
- How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
- Please tell me Janny
- How do I go on?
- If ACK ever left
- Mod, would you take away everything?
- Need ACK with me
- Henry don't you know that you are
- Everything good in my life?
- And tell me NOW!
- HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT (YOU)S?
- I WANT TO KNOW!!!!
- HOW DO I EVER BREATHE WITHOUT (YOU)S?
- If you ever go
- How do I ever, ever survive?
- How do I, how do I, oh how do I live
- How do I live without (You)s?
- How do I live without (You)s, baby?
- How do I live without (You)s?
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