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1 | Title: Summoning Ritual | |
2 | ACK ACK | |
3 | Post some CRACK! | |
4 | ACK ACK | |
5 | Let's ATTACK! | |
6 | ACK ACK | |
7 | WE HARASS! | |
8 | ACK!!! | |
9 | ||
10 | Title: Summoning Spell | |
11 | Summonix, | |
12 | Demonix, | |
13 | Autistix, | |
14 | Yurix, | |
15 | Yaoix, | |
16 | Simsalabim, | |
17 | Open Sesame: | |
18 | ||
19 | Appear before me, demon of the 9th circle: ACK | |
20 | ||
21 | *huuuuuuuuh* | |
22 | Homura belongs with Sayaka!!! | |
23 | ||
24 | Title: Exceed Summon | |
25 | I use Level 4 Mami and Level 4 Sayaka to construct the Crack Network. | |
26 | ||
27 | Barely alive in the pitch-black basement. Bare your yellow teeth and fight the foolish !Akemi. | |
28 | ||
29 | Descend Now! Exceed Summon. | |
30 | ||
31 | Rank 4 Shitposter. ACK!!!! | |
32 | ||
33 | Title: Fusion Summon | |
34 | I activate the Magic Card: Polymerization and fuse Kyoko and Homura! | |
35 | ||
36 | Two Beautiful Girls with an spammer-alluring fragrance. Now become crack an from a hell under the lilies- give birth to another terror! Fusion Summon! Appear! Starved for Attention! Mr ACK!!! | |
37 | ||
38 | Title: Synchro Summon | |
39 | I tune my Level 3 Mami with my Level 4 Madoka. | |
40 | ||
41 | Spread your flabby and uncleaned arms and STRIKE DOWN !AKEMI AT LIGHTSPEED! Synchro Summon! Level 8! Insane Madman ACK!!! | |
42 | ||
43 | Title: Pendulum Summon | |
44 | I set the Pendulum Scale with Scale 1 Homura and Scale 8 Sayaka. | |
45 | ||
46 | Now I can summon any shitposter between Level 1 and Level 8! | |
47 | ||
48 | Swing Pendulum of my soul! Draw a river of shit across the ether | |
49 | ||
50 | PENDULUM SUMMON! | |
51 | ||
52 | Appear! Red-eyed with baggy eyelids! Red Eyed Schizo ACK! | |
53 | ||
54 | Title: Link Summon | |
55 | Appear. The Future circuit that lights up my path! | |
56 | ||
57 | Summoning conditions are 4 girls. I set Chika, Riko and two science babies in the link markers. Circuit combine! | |
58 | ||
59 | My spammer that slices open the closed thread! Link Summon! Appear! Link 4 Crazy Spammer ACK!!! | |
60 | ||
61 | Title: ACK Song | |
62 | ACK ACK ACK ACK | |
63 | What letters make the word ACK? | |
64 | A-C-K | |
65 | A-C-K | |
66 | A-C-K | |
67 | A-C-K | |
68 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0bVqPW2MhI | |
69 | ||
70 | Title: Ritual Summon | |
71 | From my phone I activate the ritual spell Madman's Ritual! | |
72 | ||
73 | I tribute Level 4 Yoshiko and Level 3 Hanamaru. | |
74 | ||
75 | The contract has been made. The Spammer who wields dark power and inherits two souls. | |
76 | ||
77 | Ritual Summon! | |
78 | ||
79 | Rise! Insane ACK! | |
80 | ||
81 | Title: I get a ban | |
82 | I get a BAN | |
83 | But I evade again | |
84 | Mods are never keep me down. | |
85 | ||
86 | I get a BAN | |
87 | But I evade again | |
88 | Mods are never keep me down. | |
89 | ||
90 | I get a BAN | |
91 | But I evade again | |
92 | Mods are never keep me down. | |
93 | ||
94 | Title: Ban-Evading, Can ACK stop me? | |
95 | Crack? Check | |
96 | Smartphone? Check | |
97 | Proxies? Check! | |
98 | ||
99 | BAN-EVADING! | |
100 | Can we shitpost? | |
101 | BAN-EVADING! | |
102 | Yes we can! | |
103 | ||
104 | Shitposting, spamming and trolling too! | |
105 | Many !Akemis join the crew | |
106 | ACK and his friends have so much fun | |
107 | Working together | |
108 | The threads can GET FUCKED! | |
109 | ||
110 | Ban-evading | |
111 | Can ACK stop me? | |
112 | Ban-evading | |
113 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
114 | ||
115 | BAN-EVADING! | |
116 | Can we shitpost? | |
117 | BAN-EVADING! | |
118 | Yes we can! | |
119 | ||
120 | Time to get busy such a lot to do | |
121 | Spamming and baiting till the thread's not good | |
122 | ACK and the gang make a really good sound | |
123 | Shitposts all day | |
124 | Till the sun goes down | |
125 | ||
126 | Ban-evading | |
127 | Can ACK stop me? | |
128 | Ban-evading | |
129 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
130 | ||
131 | We can shit up any thread discussion | |
132 | Look out! Here we come! | |
133 | ||
134 | Can we bait ACK? YES! | |
135 | Can we shitpost? YES! | |
136 | Can we spam crack? YES! | |
137 | ||
138 | Ban-evading | |
139 | Can ACK stop me? | |
140 | Ban-evading | |
141 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
142 | ||
143 | BAN-EVADING! | |
144 | Can we shitpost? | |
145 | BAN-EVADING! | |
146 | Yes YES we can! | |
147 | ||
148 | Ban-evading | |
149 | Can ACK stop me? | |
150 | Ban-evading | |
151 | NO ACK CAN'T! | |
152 | ||
153 | Title: ACK ACK Come out to play | |
154 | ACK ACK | |
155 | Come out to play | |
156 | How much crack will I post today? | |
157 | ||
158 | Title: Welcome to ACK's world | |
159 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
160 | Meet all of his friends | |
161 | On 4chan Board | |
162 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
163 | Hear us sing | |
164 | Can we shitpost? | |
165 | ||
166 | Austin's a shithead and he's ACK's best pal | |
167 | Digging up trouble as only he knows how | |
168 | TROID cleans away all the mess that's made | |
169 | See him dishing out bans to save the day | |
170 | ||
171 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
172 | Meet all of his friends | |
173 | On 4chan Board | |
174 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
175 | Hear us sing | |
176 | Can we shitpost? | |
177 | ||
178 | I_AM_ABIB gives a helping hand | |
179 | Banning ACK once again | |
180 | For evading his bans | |
181 | Here comes Sean now | |
182 | With a new IP | |
183 | When he's shitting up threads | |
184 | He'll get a ban real soon. | |
185 | ||
186 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
187 | Meet all of his friends | |
188 | On 4chan Board | |
189 | Welcome to ACK's World | |
190 | Hear us sing | |
191 | Can we shitpost? | |
192 | ||
193 | Title: Austin Rap | |
194 | Austin | |
195 | Austin | |
196 | Austin | |
197 | They call me Austin, I'M HELLA FAST. | |
198 | Came to shit up 4chan and kick A--C--K's ass | |
199 | Got spam for days, got crack galore | |
200 | Got combo moves, evades and more | |
201 | With proxies and phoneposting | |
202 | Evading bans like a maniac right in Mod's face | |
203 | Shitting up threads, leave a trail of guts | |
204 | Sittin on my chair, scratchin my nuts | |
205 | ||
206 | Won't stop when I'm banned airplane mode is on | |
207 | A--C--K's ass is grass, and I'm mowin the lawn | |
208 | Got banned on my phone, and I won't stop | |
209 | Whatcha Mods gunna do when I hack and chop | |
210 | But man is Sean a prima donna | |
211 | I stuff my face with chimichangas | |
212 | Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose | |
213 | Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce | |
214 | ||
215 | Austin | |
216 | Sexy Mothafuckaa | |
217 | Austin | |
218 | Austin | |
219 | Captain Austin | |
220 | Nah, Just Austin | |
221 | ||
222 | Banned for a month? | |
223 | I can't die! | |
224 | Twenty permabans but I'm still alive! | |
225 | Try to ban me and I'll just revive | |
226 | Then I'll post another crackshit right behind your eyes | |
227 | I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless | |
228 | Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace | |
229 | Jump flip and leave 'em headless | |
230 | My crack file is big like Texas | |
231 | ||
232 | Hey there Mods and Jannies | |
233 | GUESS WHAT? | |
234 | I'm ban-evading | |
235 | Time's up, better count your losses | |
236 | Spamming this thread while Sean just watches | |
237 | Run away, you know that I'll chase | |
238 | From /a/ down to /int/, I'll shit up the place! | |
239 | ||
240 | Shitpost! I'll give you a taste | |
241 | I'm sexy as hell but I avoid discord | |
242 | I'm bout to take you all to school with crack and spam | |
243 | Austin | |
244 | Tellin jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Yous | |
245 | Austin | |
246 | Laughin' at the ladies and the 4chan rules don't give a fug | |
247 | Austin | |
248 | Bout to spam threads with my whole crew so come and get some | |
249 | ||
250 | Bring it Sean, I'll bring the pain | |
251 | Ha! Kickin Sean and fakin names | |
252 | Shitpost time, I am playing games | |
253 | These superpowers are feeling strange | |
254 | I move like a freakin' ninja | |
255 | Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya | |
256 | Got two swords, now all up in ya | |
257 | I don't care if I offend ya | |
258 | Listen up, I got somethin' to say | |
259 | That's right I ban evade all day | |
260 | ||
261 | Step up, take a bloodbath | |
262 | Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh | |
263 | Ha! Ha! Ha! | |
264 | Where you gunna go to? | |
265 | Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you | |
266 | Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Austin | |
267 | Do I have to remind you? | |
268 | Airplane Mode, because it's cool when I get 30 days | |
269 | Austin | |
270 | The crazy-ass guards | |
271 | The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom! | |
272 | Austin | |
273 | I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid | |
274 | Austin | |
275 | Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker | |
276 | ||
277 | Title: ACK does it best | |
278 | It’s amazing how fast ACK shits up every thread | |
279 | Just by posting some crack, it’s like swallowing lead | |
280 | Try as he may we will never agree | |
281 | That !Akemi’s the one crackposting | |
282 | ||
283 | The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething | |
284 | There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading | |
285 | We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball. | |
286 | ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all. | |
287 | ||
288 | All day long ACK hears Austin talking out loud | |
289 | But when Sean’s posting here, !Akemi’s the crowd | |
290 | Try as he may Mods will never bow down | |
291 | And my crack posts just ain’t going down | |
292 | ||
293 | The spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething | |
294 | There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading | |
295 | We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball. | |
296 | ACK does it best when he takes nothing at all | |
297 | ||
298 | Oh the spam in this thread let’s me know that he’s seething | |
299 | There’s a block on our phones we will soon be evading | |
300 | We’re baiting this cunt cause he’s crazy and we’re having a ball. | |
301 | ACK does it best, does it best, when he takes nothing at all | |
302 | ||
303 | Title: ACK that we have heard on high | |
304 | Akemi is posting high | |
305 | Sweetly shitting up this thread | |
306 | And the Henry he replies | |
307 | Shitposting cause he real mad | |
308 | ||
309 | Gloria in excelsis Henry | |
310 | Gloria in excelsis Henry. | |
311 | ||
312 | Henry why you spam this thread | |
313 | Why your anger so prolonged? | |
314 | What the awesome crack provoked | |
315 | That inspire your unholy rage | |
316 | ||
317 | Gloria... | |
318 | ||
319 | Come to 4chan Boards to see | |
320 | Poke the Madman of whom I speak. | |
321 | Come and bait him with a phone | |
322 | ACK the Madman, Henry Lord. | |
323 | ||
324 | Gloria... | |
325 | ||
326 | Title: I want to Bait ACK with somebody | |
327 | Huh, yeah, woo, hey, yeah, huh | |
328 | Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah | |
329 | ||
330 | I want to dance | |
331 | ||
332 | Clock strikes upon the hour | |
333 | And the sun begins to fade | |
334 | Still enough time to figure out | |
335 | How to chase my blues away | |
336 | ||
337 | I've worked like shit up 'til now | |
338 | I'm on my ass till I become a cow | |
339 | But when the night falls | |
340 | The 4chan board calls | |
341 | ||
342 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
343 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
344 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
345 | With somebody who loves me | |
346 | ||
347 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
348 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
349 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
350 | With somebody who loves me | |
351 | ||
352 | I've got the (You)s and lose my senses | |
353 | Shitting up the threads | |
354 | Sooner or later the party ends | |
355 | And I wind up feeling down | |
356 | ||
357 | I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance | |
358 | Just one single (You )’s not enough to last | |
359 | So when the night falls | |
360 | The 4chan board calls | |
361 | ||
362 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
363 | I wanna feel the heat with somebody | |
364 | Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody | |
365 | With somebody who loves me | |
366 | ||
367 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
368 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
369 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
370 | With somebody who loves me | |
371 | ||
372 | Somebody who | |
373 | Somebody who | |
374 | Somebody who loves me | |
375 | ||
376 | Somebody who | |
377 | Somebody who | |
378 | To hold me in his arms | |
379 | ||
380 | I need more (You) so I'll rape threads like Rance | |
381 | Just one single (You )’s not enough to last | |
382 | So when the night falls | |
383 | The 4chan Board calls | |
384 | ||
385 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
386 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
387 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
388 | With somebody who loves me | |
389 | ||
390 | Oh! I wanna bait ACK somebody | |
391 | I wanna feel the rage with somebody | |
392 | Yeah! I wanna bait ACK with somebody | |
393 | With somebody who loves me | |
394 | ||
395 | Uh-huh | |
396 | (Dance) | |
397 | Come on, baby, ha, ha | |
398 | (Dance) | |
399 | Woo, yeah | |
400 | (Dance) | |
401 | Now get with this, ha, ha, ha | |
402 | Whoa, oh, oh | |
403 | ||
404 | Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby? | |
405 | Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me boy? | |
406 | Don't you wanna bait (ACK) with me baby? | |
407 | ||
408 | With somebody who loves me | |
409 | ||
410 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
411 | Say you wanna bait? | |
412 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
413 | (Bait) | |
414 | ||
415 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
416 | Say you wanna bait? | |
417 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
418 | (Bait) | |
419 | ||
420 | Don't you wanna bait? | |
421 | Say you wanna bait | |
422 | Uh-huh | |
423 | (Bait) | |
424 | With somebody who loves me | |
425 | ||
426 | (Bait) | |
427 | (Bait) | |
428 | (Bait) | |
429 | Hey, baby | |
430 | ||
431 | Title: I Don't wanna close my eyes | |
432 | I could stay awake just to watch you spamming | |
433 | Watch you seething while you are posting | |
434 | While I'm far away and laughing | |
435 | I could spend my life in this sweet surrender | |
436 | I could stay lost in this moment forever | |
437 | Every (You) I get from you is a (You) that I treasure | |
438 | ||
439 | Don't wanna close my eyes | |
440 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
441 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
442 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
443 | ||
444 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
445 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
446 | I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
447 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
448 | ||
449 | Lying on the floor laughing at your raging | |
450 | And I'm wondering how he's feeling | |
451 | If !Akemi knew you're still seething | |
452 | Over that crack he post when you were still together | |
453 | And now we gonna make you rage | |
454 | Now we're !Akemi forever, forever and ever | |
455 | ||
456 | I don't wanna close my eyes | |
457 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
458 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
459 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
460 | ||
461 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
462 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
463 | I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
464 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
465 | ||
466 | I don't wanna miss a smile | |
467 | I don't wanna miss one (You) | |
468 | Well, I just wanna be with you | |
469 | Right here with you, just like this | |
470 | ||
471 | I just wanna make you mad | |
472 | I feel your rage it tastes like wine | |
473 | I'll attack you on this 4chan | |
474 | For all the rest of time, yeah, yeah, yeah | |
475 | ||
476 | Don't wanna close my eyes | |
477 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
478 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
479 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
480 | ||
481 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
482 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
483 | I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
484 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
485 | ||
486 | I don't wanna close my eyes | |
487 | I don't wanna fall asleep | |
488 | 'Cause I'd miss ACK, baby | |
489 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
490 | ||
491 | 'Cause even when I dream of you | |
492 | The sweetest dream would never do | |
493 | And I'd still miss ACK, baby | |
494 | And I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
495 | ||
496 | Don't wanna close my eyes | |
497 | I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah | |
498 | I don't wanna miss a (You) | |
499 | ||
500 | Title: How do I live without (You)s | |
501 | How do I get through one night without (You)s | |
502 | If I had to live without (You)s? | |
503 | What kinda life would that be? | |
504 | Oh I, I need ACK in that thread, need him to post | |
505 | He is my world, my heart, my soul | |
506 | If ACK ever left | |
507 | Janny would you take away | |
508 | Everything good in my life? | |
509 | ||
510 | And tell me now | |
511 | How do I live without (You)s? | |
512 | I want to know | |
513 | How do I breathe without (You)s? | |
514 | If you ever go | |
515 | How do I ever, ever survive | |
516 | How do I, how do I, oh how do I live? | |
517 | ||
518 | Without (You)s | |
519 | There would be no sun in my sky | |
520 | There would be no love in my life | |
521 | There'd be no world left for me | |
522 | And I, baby, I don't know what I would do | |
523 | I'd be lost if I lost (You)s | |
524 | If ACK ever left | |
525 | Janny would you would take away | |
526 | Everything real in my life | |
527 | ||
528 | And tell me now | |
529 | How do I live without (You)s? | |
530 | I want to know | |
531 | How do I breathe without (You)s? | |
532 | If ACK ever goes | |
533 | How do I ever, ever survive? | |
534 | How do I, how do I, oh how do I live? | |
535 | ||
536 | Please tell me Janny | |
537 | How do I go on? | |
538 | If ACK ever left | |
539 | Mod, would you take away everything? | |
540 | Need ACK with me | |
541 | Henry don't you know that you are | |
542 | Everything good in my life? | |
543 | ||
544 | And tell me NOW! | |
545 | HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT (YOU)S? | |
546 | I WANT TO KNOW!!!! | |
547 | HOW DO I EVER BREATHE WITHOUT (YOU)S? | |
548 | If you ever go | |
549 | How do I ever, ever survive? | |
550 | How do I, how do I, oh how do I live | |
551 | How do I live without (You)s? | |
552 | How do I live without (You)s, baby? | |
553 | How do I live without (You)s? |