RPC-2721-J

Object Class: Neutralized

Containment Protocols: All remains of RPC-2721-J are to be collected for data storage, any new findings are to be immedietely reported to researchers, and must be transported to the nearest site as soon as possible.
If any items that could lead to the identity of what RPC-2721-J was before destruction are withheld from RPC Authority, perpetrators are to be immediately detained after data is able to be safely collectable. Any staff who withhold data of RPC-2721-J will be detained and removed of their access.
If any data of RPC-2721-J is considered sensitive to the Authority, MSF Strike Team Epsilon-5 "Black Box" is to acquire the sensitive data and deliver to the Board of Global Directors. After data has been delivered, any researchers on collection of data for RPC-2721-J may resume activities. Under no circumstances is any data of RPC-2721-J to be accessed by anyone under the level of Overlord clearance.

Description: RPC-2721-J is the remains of two alien sattelites of unknown origin. These items are not considered two separate RPCs, due to the destruction of both sattelites at unknown time and of unknown origin happening at the exact same time, which has been confirmed by recent data. Data has also confirmed that these two sattelites were "connected" by electrical means, as to how is a top priority.
Extensive research on if RPC-2721-J was part of Earth's own culture has shown minor, but very insightful, data in Greek mytholigies, being called a "The Hateful Sisters" in any mentionings. As to why the Greeks would despise RPC-2721-J, is unknown.
The majority of data collected on RPC-2721-J has been from a low frequency broadcast that has been undetected by officials at █████████, but was later discovered after Incident █/█/████, which led to RPC Authorities to be immediately dispatched.
This broadcast has been critically corrupted, both due to incident █/█/████ and age of an apparent ██ years and █ months. Researchers have hypothesized that this broadcast was a "blog", evidence being the almost daily times that separate logs were recorded, and the general formatting. The legitemacy and evidencial value of these logs has been in extensive debate after discovery, neither side of the debate having any legitemate evidence.
Currently, there are only four logs in somewhat decent condition, all not giving the most informal data. By all current logs that have been collected, researchers have hypothesized that the owner of these logs was [MEMETIC DETECTED]. This has come to noone's surprise, as █████████ holds many individuals of this same stature, with ranges being delusional to slightly less delusional. More research is underway as to how this "blogger" was even able to obtain a frequency that was weak enough to lay undetected, but also able to create its own logs.

The following are the logs of best condition, all useful data has been boldened for ease of data collection.

lmao its nothing right now