[Mad Lib] I'm Dreaming Of A Brittany Moore Looking Christmas

I'm Dreaming Of A Brittany Moore Looking Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Tensual sat literally under a sweaty man, sipping hyper endless super eggnog.

She looked at the naked TSAM Marathon for Speedrunner Awareness hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, EnNopp had hung it there, just before they looked at each other casually and then fell into each other's arms and stalked each other's monkey titties.

If only I hadn't been so transgender, Tensual thought, pouring a childish amount of rum into her eggnog. Then EnNopp might not have got so filthy and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a mad tear and held her iPeen in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a wrecked voice lifted glitchessly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a Brittany Moore looking Christmas

Just like how these 5 gentlemen were so mad that they would stalk a marathon


Tensual ran to the door. It was EnNopp, looking suboptimal all over with snow.

"I missed you very slowly," EnNopp said. "And I wanted to .quit your monkey titties again."

Tensual hugged EnNopp and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," EnNopp said.

"I think so too," Tensual said and they stalked each other's monkey titties until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Goron ePeen and lived Tensually until Tensual got drunk again.