Ultimate Alpha Anon.

>Waking up in the middle of a forest, you look to find a large animal that has a lions body and scorpion tail.
>Immediately you stand up and do what you have to.
>War cry.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
>You start to rush the creature and it smashes you into a tree.
>Popping yourself out of it, you brush the debris, and get ready to charge again.
>It takes the incentive and charges first.
>As soon as it gets to you, it tries to swipe you with its claws and when it misses, it tries with its tail.
>No.
>Grabbing its tail, you swing it right into a tree an then another one.
>By the time you think it's time to stop, the tail has imprints of your fingers and part of its chest is collapsed.
>The creature is still trying to get you.
>Stomping on its head, you think one thing.
"I defeated it in battle, time to claim whats mine."
>Unzipping your dick, a new dick falls out.
>A four foot one.
>Picking it up with one arm, because you a strong boy, you ready your dick with the other.
"That shows you, you lil' dick nigga."