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TIFU by comparing my wife with a prostitute.

Apr 13th, 2020
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  1. Not today but here it is. We are quarantined for all this thing related to the Covid, but when the stay home thing started in oir country we still had to work a few days and one person went to my workplace and interacted with a coworker and said that she just came back from Europe. I didn't have direct contact with her but i got scared a little bit.
  2. So the quarantine began my wife and I stayed home and i started to have the cough. No other major symptom, just the cough. So we kept some distance, no kissing and stuff for a few days. One day we got horny and started to touch each other but the cough was still there so we practice sex without kissing.
  3. After everything was over, laying together, my brian came with the magnificent conclussion and i said: "Oh so this what prostitutes mean by No kissing, interesting"
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  5. Of course we are not sleeping together right now but at least she still talks to me during the day.
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  10. TL;DR We had sex with no kissing because of the cough; i compared it with prostitutes not kissing customers.
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