Artemis book 2 feats

**Artemis**

* [According to Professor J. Argon, by age 13, Artemis was as smart as Mozart, had 27 patented inventions, designed the Dublin opera house, diverted millions of dollars from Swiss bank accounts to his own, and forged over a dozen Impressionist paintings worldwide](https://pastebin.com/p0tk1YLk "The Arctic Incident")
* [Butler and Artemis are fluent in Russian](https://pastebin.com/hPqjatD9 "The Arctic Incident")
* [Once beat a chess grandmaster in six moves](https://pastebin.com/biqskWPi "The Arctic Incident")
* [Climbs on top of a moving train in the Arctic Circle to enter the car through a skylight](https://pastebin.com/zsbeWQBF "The Arctic Incident")
* [Punched by Holly](https://pastebin.com/C0Zq4kKM "The Arctic Incident")
* [Pulls himself through a tube full of radioactive plasma sludge until he can breach a laboratory through a hatch](https://pastebin.com/Fhp5wSvQ "The Arctic Incident")
* [When negotiating with the double-crossing Mafiya to reclaim his kidnapped father, Artemis has Butler shoot Artemis Senior with a fairy-made hydrosion shell capsule that sprays blood out dramatically. This makes the gangsters believe that he’s dead and Artemis provides them with forged ransom money to gain safe access out of Russia](https://pastebin.com/xGN4kfAY "The Arctic Incident").