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Ab-Soul	- Illuminate (feat. Kendrick Lamar): 5 Sir, a third penis song has hit the Charity Rate

Action Bronson - DMTri: 7 Some real driving thru the city streets music

And Then There Were None - Reinventing Robert Cohn: 7 You see, when a 00s emo and a J-pop weeb really love each other

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard: 10 It's giving my sheer joy muscles a workout

Arthur Russell - That's Us/Wild Combination: 9 V pretty. Vibes-wise it kinda gave me minimalistic Graceland idk tbh

Barenaked Ladies - Another Postcard: 5 Kinda a nu-metal esque intro for a song that just becomes a Barenaked Ladies song

Beth Elliott - Ballad of the Oklahoma Women's Liberation Front: 6 Rock on

Bethlehem - Schatten aus der Alexander Welt: 7 That opening would be funny after almost any song in the rate, but after the folk one is definitely up there with one of the funniest

Beulah - Emma Blowgun's Last Stand: 10 When an indie rock song has those good horns 😋

Billy Idol - Heroin: 8 This song took me places. I don't know if all of them were good

bloodthirsty butchers - 7月 / july: 9 The nine minutes just passed by

Brian Eno - An Ending (Ascent): 6 Confession: I consistently mix up Brian Wilson & Brian Eno

Broken Social Scene - 7/4 (Shoreline): 11 God I love this motion this song has. Might be the ultimate traveling song, you owe it to yourself to play this staring out the window/windshield on a sunny day. Some of you may think 11ing your own submission is cowardly, but this is a top fifteen song of all time for me and I just need it on the 11 list at any cost ($15)

Captain Ahab - I Don't Have a Dick: 6 Live comedy album track opening. The part where he starts listing things like he's trying not to get canceled by a "so you don't like waffles" type poster is crazy

Charli XCX - girl, so confusing (feat. Lorde): 8 An 8 for Girl Power, would be a 10 if it was Grill Power

Chas & Dave - The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here): 5 A submission for the lads I suppose

Cibo Matto - Sci-Fi Wasabi: 5 James Bond opening theme made for a licensed video game type beat

Deki Alem - Shadowman: 7 This is kinda a few steps from the last Genesis Owusu album so I kinda liked it

Denise - Boy, What'll You Do Then: 10 Establishing shot needledrop kind of track

Dolly Mixture - Everything and More: 10 They didn't want Linus & Lucy to corner the Christmas niche of this rate

Donna Summer - I Feel Love: 6 Respect it as a trailblazer but didn't quite hit for me

The Dovers - What Am I Going To Do: 9 Those harmonies are sounding extra crunchy

Florence & The Machine - You've Got The Love (Jamie XX Rework): 7 This kills at the cabana themed bar in a tourist area

Foo Fighters - Everlong: 10 Glad this was sent cause it was gonna be my submission otherwise. This song truly shows off the power of rock and/or roll.

The Four Tops - Catfish: 10 Already calling this the discovery of the rate

Grandaddy - Florida: 7 The second half is me at Magic Kingdom walking thru a crowded Fantasyland

Headache - That Thing With the Rabbit: 3 I don't think I liked that

Hoshimachi Suisei - Template: 7 Rock on

Jai Paul - Str8 Outta Mumbai: 10 Forever cursing whoever leaked the Jai Paul album

Jenny Hval - Spells: 7 Started lukewarm on this but the chorus was v pretty and mostly hovered around there

Joanna Warıg - Truckin' Everyday: 7 Big Wiggles energy

Johnny Cash - Hurt: 10 The transition to this after Truckin Everyday made me laugh out loud which is an insane thing to do to this song in any context

"Kings of Leon" - Shreds: 10 Wow I love Black Midi shame they broke up

k-os - Crabbuckit: 7 Bro tf you think you're doing get back in here

Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith - Rare Things Grow: 6 The experience of being a plant little guy

Kazuma Kiryū - Bakamitai: 9 The amount of time I spent running the Yakuza Zero Cabaret Club out of the love of the game is embarrassing to the point it runs back around to impressive

The Killers - Mr. Brightside: 10 God bless these music festival kings

Kim Jung Mi - Haenim: 7 Pretty and long will make Detachable Penis hit like a truck

King Missile - Detachable Penis: 7 I'm scoring rn while I'm exercising and this is making me run way faster does that say anything about me

Lady Gaga - Telephone (feat. Beyoncé): 8 What a time this was

Leenachi - Hihi Haha: 8 This sub's Gelli Haha promo is going too far

Lil Yachty - Poland: 8 Me when I'm transferred to Panda Express' Poland division

Lissie - In Sleep: 6 Damn, two points above the score where I could've commented "i sleep" I blame the presence of a guitar solo

Lola Young - Messy: 6 Happy #MessyWeekend!

Luther Vandross - Never Too Much: 8 Okay I see why people think this is riding the good yet unobjectionable wave to a rate win.

Mt. Nadir - Knife's Edge: 7 Rock on

Nadia Oh - Hot Like Wow: 8 That's hot

Nasenbluten - Intellectual Killer: 8 Alright it's actually going kinda crazy

Neon Indian - Slumlord: 10 Best track on a very solid album

Partner - Play The Field: 8 What if Tegan & Sara wanted to do more 90s alt pop rock. Lmao did they just say "guitar" before a guitar thats the kind of corny af that sits in the far corner of my wheelhouse

Philippe Katerine - Duo (avec Angèle et Chilly Gonzalez): 7 🥖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥖

The Popguns - Can I Kick It?: 4 So I've heard way worse rap song cover official releases. So it has that going for it. And this is a good sound when its not covering Tribe so let me erase this from my memory tubes in case I come across them through other songs

The Radio Dept. - Heaven's On Fire: 10 That guitar coming in at the start is everything

Rat Jesu - Frogs (feat. Murrumur): 5 Nothing good can come from this album cover

Renaldo and the Loaf - A Medical Man: 5 Same

Rosa Walton - I Really Want To Stay At Your House: 8 Half powered Let's Eat Grandma doing anime music is what was advertised and exactly what we got

Salif Keita & Les Amabassadeurs	- Bara Wililé: 7 Shoutout the lurker submitter if you're reading this we appreciate you

Stakka Bo - Here We Go: 8 Casino commercial music

Tex Williams - Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette): 8 Sorry I missed the song cause I needed a smoke break lemme just slap an 8 on it

Three 6 Mafia - Stay Fly: 10 Yessssssssssssiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr

TISM - Greg! The Stop Sign!!: 8 Greg. The Stop Sign...

True Green - My Peccadilloes: 9 Critical support for this person ppl actually know in real life ig

Tyler ICU & Tumelo_za - Mnike (feat DJ Maphorisa, Nandipha808, Ceeka RSA, and Tyron Dee): 8 Love a posse cut at least I think that was a posse cut

Uranium Club - Grease Monkey: 9 This is making me want to listen to The Hives

Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy: 10 💃

Waterwarp - Death Over Dignity: 8 Y'all remember when Kanye teased a Death With Dignity sample?

Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store: 10 Truly the Michael Jordan of fast talking a long list at perfect rhythm we will never see another like him

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque: 9 Shit I wasn't paying attention lemme restart

Wesley Willis - Rock N Roll McDonalds: 10 My friend got obsessed with Wesley Willis last summer but he's also the fastest driver of our friendgroup so I've had to endure several multi-hour trips where he played nothing but Wesley Willis both ways. This song always started the playlist so it triggers my fight or flight instinct, but this 10 is for him. May he one day get a streaming service or a Wesley Willis CD so he stops making us listen to music through normal Youtube w/ ads

Yellow Magic Orchestra - Taisō: 7 Rock on

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