Kryptonite [SHORT]

>You're in the study getting on with some work you've brought home with you
>Suddenly, fluffy pony bounces in through the door
>She has a red chequered tea-towel tied round her neck like a cape
>“I supah fwuffy!”
>“I defeet Anon's ebil plan no give fwuffy s'getti!”
>Decide to play along
>Over the top melodramatic voice
>“You may be able to defeat me, Super Fluffy, but can you defeat...”
>By chance, you have a greenish glass paperweight on your desk
>Brandish it in front of you
>“KRYPTONITE!”
>Fluffy pony squeals “No! My wun weekniss!” and flops over on to her side
>Put the paperweight in a drawer
>“Now that I have defeated Super Fluffy, I will celebrate with delicious spaghetti, safe in the knowledge she could not possibly be playing dead and waiting to strike when I least expect it.”
>Start walking to the kitchen
>Fluffy pony doesn't follow
>Go back the study, she's still lying where you left her
>She doesn't move when you nudge her
>Fluffy pony has died of fake kryptonite poisoning