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- >You're in the study getting on with some work you've brought home with you
- >Suddenly, fluffy pony bounces in through the door
- >She has a red chequered tea-towel tied round her neck like a cape
- >“I supah fwuffy!”
- >“I defeet Anon's ebil plan no give fwuffy s'getti!”
- >Decide to play along
- >Over the top melodramatic voice
- >“You may be able to defeat me, Super Fluffy, but can you defeat...”
- >By chance, you have a greenish glass paperweight on your desk
- >Brandish it in front of you
- >“KRYPTONITE!”
- >Fluffy pony squeals “No! My wun weekniss!” and flops over on to her side
- >Put the paperweight in a drawer
- >“Now that I have defeated Super Fluffy, I will celebrate with delicious spaghetti, safe in the knowledge she could not possibly be playing dead and waiting to strike when I least expect it.”
- >Start walking to the kitchen
- >Fluffy pony doesn't follow
- >Go back the study, she's still lying where you left her
- >She doesn't move when you nudge her
- >Fluffy pony has died of fake kryptonite poisoning
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