husbandshy

>Day fitty in Equestria
>You and your bro RD came back from another night at the pub.
>"Dude...it's like...your house" she drunkenly mumbles.
>You thank her with a hiccup and head to your door
>After you stumble to the kitchen and make for a glass of water, your front door bursts wide open.
>"Alright, Anon, WHERE ARE YOU?"
>Ohshitohshit!
>"Every night you go out drinking, EVERY NIGHT. You, and your INSUFFERABLE 'BRO'."
>In your stupor you can't manage to grip the situation.
>Who is that?
>What's going on?
>"In the kitchen are you? WELL. That's where you belong anyway!"
>Fluttershy comes within view wearing a wife beater, a bottle of Applejack Daniels in one hoof, the other rubbing her stubbled chin.
>"Doesn't our marriage mean ANYTHING TO YOU?"
>She takes off a belt and puts the AJD down
>"Well it's gonna mean SOMETHING to you! A relationship is about give and take. You take time away from me, and I'll give you a welt to match it!"
"No honey, I'm sorry, it was just me and RD, like always, please don't do this again..."
>Your wasted ass is swept right up in the situation.
>"It hurts me more than it hurts you, but it must be done."
>You dash away into your bedroom, and are closing the door when she bucks it back open
>"It's FLUTTERSHY TIME"
"No Fluttershy no!"
>At about this time your alcohol poisoned mind takes a hold on the situation
"Fluttershy..." you say slowly.
>"I hurt you because I lo-hmm? What is it?"
"Abusive husbands aren't my fetish."
>"Oh. Well, I'll just be going home now."
>Once you are completely alone, you speak once more as you lock the door.
"Fuckin...how did she know I liked to be the woman of the relationship?"
>You spend the rest of the night in a cold sweat with a raging hard on.

Fucking Fluttershy