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- >you cringe in agony as your hooves burn up behind you
- >fuck
- >you totally forgot about your injury in the heat of the moment
- >the adrenaline rush must have blocked the pain out
- >again
- >fuck, your body hates you
- >you lean up against the table
- >The Princess and Steep Steel both give you odd looks
- >Jarboe coughs again from under the table
- "O-Oh, Jarboe can join too, right?"
- >Celestia looks at Steel, and he nods
- >"Sure, why not. The more the merrier!"
- >you smile painfully
- "Excuse me for a moment."
- >you drop underneath the table, reeling in pain
- >Jarboe is on top of you in an instant
- >but this is not for sexy times
- >she's pissed
- >"Anon, the fuck? I thought this was going to be our time!"
- >she's sitting on your sprained hooves unintentionally
- >you expected that to hurt like fuck
- >but her frosty buns feel pretty lovely on your fucked fetlocks
- >basically, like ice
- >reducing the swelled
- >neat!
- >she cocks an eyebrow, her face still screwed up in an expression of annoyance
- >"Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
- "Well, I thought it would be hot if we joined in!"
- >Jarboe groans
- >"Anon?"
- "Yeah?"
- >"Are you by any chance a 14 year old?"
- >fuck
- >she rekt you
- "W-Well, I mean..."
- >she sighs, and looks away from you
- >you start to feel guilty
- >this kind of was your date after all
- "Look, do you wanna get in on that action? Because if you don't want to, I won't..."
- >you trail off
- >she sighs again
- >"Look, we'll do this now, alright? But you owe me. You owe me BIG."
- >you nod
- >you give her a little hug
- "Thanks, Jarboe. You're the best. I promise, I'll do whatever you ask me to to make up for this!"
- >she grins
- >"Anything?"
- "W-Well, I mean, as long as it doesn't kill me..."
- >Jarboe chuckles darkly
- >"Oh, we'll see, Anonymous. We shall see."
- >you gulp nervously
- "You'll want your blindfold on, of course..."
- >you wrap it around her eyes, tying it securely
- >you crawl out from under the table, Jarboe following you
- >well
- >you ain't no barbarian
- >not leading an effectively blind mare to the golden gates of paradise
- >you've got manners
- >you are a gentlecolt
- >your neck fur bristles, and your phantom phedora tips all by itself
- "Here, hold on to my tail..."
- >you guide her out safely from under the table
- >admittedly, not the most impressive of feats
- >but hey
- >you're trying to be a good guy
- >one might even say
- >a nice guy
- >*tipping intensifies*
- >you're out before the couple on the table
- >Celestia smiles down at you two
- >"Do you need a helping hoof? I see you're both incapacitated, in one way or another."
- "Y-Yes please, your highness."
- >Princess Celestia's horn sparks, and the two of you are lifted into the air
- >"Where would you two like to go?"
- >you turn to Jarboe
- "Want Princess duty?"
- >"Sure. Never got up and personal with Celestia anyway."
- >you cringe
- >such brash, casual language about your princess
- >Celestia's smile couldn't be wider, however
- >"And I myself have not been close to one of my sister's subjects for quite some time. What do you call yourself?"
- >"Jarboe," Jarboe answers curtly.
- >fuck bitch
- >have some respect
- >"Well, Jarboe, I would be happy to take you into my, shall we say, sunny rays for a little while."
- >"The sun hurts my eyes," Jarboe states plainly
- >Oh shit zigger
- >what are you doing
- >"Oh, well that's all very and good, because I was speaking about performing cunnilingus upon you."
- >Jarboe chuckles
- >Steel and you share a nervous laugh
- >"And where would you like to go, Anonymous?"
- "Well, Steel did want me to have my way with him, so I would like to be put behind him, p-please..."
- >she sets you down behind Steel, your back laying on his, your back legs curled up on the end of the table
- >she sets Jarboe on her chest, the threstrals legs spread and facing open at the Princess's muzzle
- >Jarboe's head is lying under Steel's, her mane tickling his chest
- >a thought occurs to you
- >if Steel's dick is still in the princess
- >you're fucking her by proxy
- >you've got to bash his butt
- >that kinky bastard will probably drain ever drop from his ball from the combo of your ass-mastery and Celestia's Sunspot
- >you grind gently against his back
- >gotta get some stimulation in order to get Anon Jr out of hibernation
- >his fur is soft
- >ticklish, even
- >but his muscles
- >shit
- >Jarboe may be toned
- >but Steel
- >this fuck is RIPPED
- >as he quivers and gently moves, you can feel the flexing of his muscles
- >much more than Jarboe's
- >don't mistake yourself, Jarboe's amazing
- >but there is something about this muscles that make you feel...
- >primal
- >lube?
- >lube is for stallions who haven't proven their nit and grit in the royal guard
- >you lower your head down next to Steel's
- >your mouth right by his ear
- >you breathe heavily into it
- >and it twitches, as if trying to bat away your muzzle
- >and you whisper
- "Bite Jarboe's neck, I'm goin' in dry."
- >Anon Jr has slithered from his cave, and is hardening between Steel's fabulous flanks
- >you lift your hips back as far as you can get them
- >your member slides up and slaps against your belly
- >it bobs back down again
- >Steel's ready
- >you're ready
- >you thrust forward
- >getting him right in the anus
- >landing right on his pacific rim
- >he lets out a loud noise that lies somewhere between a throaty moan and a girlish gasp
- >it's warm
- >much different from Jarboe, at least in terms of temperature
- >and texture, too
- >it's almost... rougher
- >there's more muscle power in the grip, though
- >much more
- >Princess Celestia places her hooves on Jarboe's legs
- >spreading them open just a little more
- >leaning forward, she sticks her tongue out
- >while you're prodding Steel's ponut, she's licking Jarboe's sweet bat pussy
- >you can here Jarboe's moans start up
- >getting louder and louder
- >it only now occurs to you just how noisy Jarboe is during sex
- >that's
- >that's kinda hot
- >you thrust forward gently into Steel
- >gripping his sides
- "S-So, Jarboe... how's the Princess's tongue work?"
- >"F-Fucking..." she gasps. "This is great..."
- >Celestia moves her head up, licking her lip
- >"Well, I've had a lot of practice; I've had the time to try out /many/ things..."
- >she moves back in on Jarboe
- >small suckling noises reaching your ears as she goes to town
- >you'e diamonds now
- >pulling off again, a strand of saliva and Jarboe juice runs onto Celestia's chin, and extends down between Jarboe's legs
- >"Ah... refreshing. Quite the taste you've got here, Jarboe. Reminds me of Luna's...
- >upon hearing this, you thrust forward in surprise
- >Steel lets out a throaty moan as you press forward into him, hammering his prostate
- "What?"
- >you and Jarboe say this simultaneously
- >Celestia smiles devilishly, and chuckles
- >"Well, you can't honestly expect me to have gone for so long without experimenting with her more than once."
- "So wait... you've done this MORE than once?"
- >"Oh yes," Celestia says, a strange glint in her eyes. "In fact, far more than once! Before she was banished, we have quite the secret relationship."
- >you
- >you don't know how to feel about this
- >Is incest your fetish, Anon?
- >it... might actually be
- >jeez, you slip down the spiral more and more every day
- >"Yes, yes... why, more than once Equestrian royal family member was begat from our relationship."
- "WHAT?"
- >"Well, where do you think Cadance and Blueblood came from?"
- "But you're both mares!"
- >Celestia laughs
- >"Oh, Anonymous. you've got to open your mind to the possibilities!"
- >...
- "WHAT possibilities?"
- >"Yeah, I'm a bit confused here too," Jarboe chimes in.
- >Celestia smirks
- >"I think a visit to my sister to get... shall we say, first hoof experience would be a benefit to you. I'll remind her to seek you two out sometime."
- >oh damn
- >your boner is harder than it's ever been
- >you've got a terrified erection from the prospect of meeting Princess Luna
- >she's like
- >fucking terrifying
- >you grew up just thinking she was a myth
- >a legend
- >it's pretty freaky
- >you've got a terrorection
- >but
- >it'd be best just to hide it
- >you grind slowly against Steel's inner plumbing
- >trying not to have an anxiety attack from the sheer overwhelming feeling over everything collapsing onto you
- >you shake your head quickly
- >you gotta snap out of this shit
- >remember where you are
- >you're fucking your best friend's asshole while the Princess you have a near-oedipal love for eats out your possible batpone gf
- >you're supposed to be in heavy right now, not thinking about futadongs and incest
- >that stuff can come later
- >you've got to get back into it
- >you need to assess if you're doing a good job
- >if Steel's lookin' pleased
- >if he's having a good time
- >you lean your head over Steel's shoulder some more
- >getting a good look at his face
- >it's heavily blushed
- >his mouth is agape
- >and he's panting
- >eyes half-lidded
- >unless he's got malaria, he certainly LOOKS like he's having a good time
- >he notices that your face has gotten a lot closer to his, and he turns to look at you
- >giving you a half-smile through his panting, strained features
- >he leans forward quickly, and kisses you sloppily on the side of your mouth
- >half of his mouth gets your own
- >the other half is sort of sucking on your cheek
- >he pulls off, quickly
- >blushing ever harder
- >and mumbles something
- "What?"
- >"G-Go harder, Anon, please..."
- >you slowly start to thrust once more
- "Oh, you like it, do yah?"
- >Steel nods weakly
- >you thrust fast, pulling out and thrusting back in with vigor
- "You want it rough?"
- >another nod
- >well
- >he asked for it
- >you lift your hips, and slam back in
- >your cockhead slamming into his prostate, a loud gasp coming from his mouth
- >as you pound his pony pooter, his gasps melt into Jarboe's moans
- >and the slapping of your balls against Steel's flanks falls in sync with the sound of Celestia's tongue lapping against Jarboe's slit
- >it's a symphony
- >of sex
- >it's a sexmphony
- >ah, the sweet sound of music
- >you slap Steel on the flank to get a bit of bass in there
- >a bit higher than you expected
- >but still adds a nice ring
- >you look over his head at Jarboe's
- >her eyes are rolled up partially into her head
- >and she's blushing harder than she's ever blushed in the time you've known her
- >you could almost swear that heat is radiating off of her...
- >wait
- >why's her
- >you see the wrappings of her blindfold laying on her chest
- >shit
- >she must really be in heaven if she doesn't even notice the sun burning her eyes
- >or maybe Celestia made it less intense
- >you don't know
- >all you know is that you've got a cave to explore
- >and
- >oh yeah
- >you better believe it
- >you are exploring DEEP
- >you plunge forward
- >your hips slapping against your friend's
- >you feel yourself hit a fleshy wall
- >you pull back
- >and smash against it
- >"Gah!"
- >Steel lets out a noise that lies somewhere between a moan and a grunt
- >as for you
- >you're going strong
- >and hard
- >but every giant's gotta crash...
- >you slam deeper
- >and you're coasting towards the end
- >you grip Steel tightly, and lean close
- >right next to his ear
- >breathing heavily
- "G-gonna cum..."
- >you feel him tense up
- >clenching against your dick
- >oh shit, that's the good stuff
- >"P-Please, Anon... give it to me..."
- >you smile, your hips thrusting faster and faster
- >this is kind of uncomfortable at this pace
- >what with the legs and all
- >but
- >you can overlook that
- >cus you finna bust a nut
- >and you're gonna have some good, clean, gay fun
- "Oh? Y-You want it, huh?"
- >Steel nods, bumping your chin slightly
- >your hips grind against his
- >his nice, well toned hips
- "Beg for it..."
- >"I-I need it! I need your cum in my ass!"
- >you only now realize, as Celestia's legs raise around you two, that he was fucking her with each thrust down into himself
- >you were fucking Celestia by proxy the whole time
- >fucking neat!
- >if you can still go after this
- >you're diving into that solar ray
- "Y-You do a lot of squats, Steel?"
- >"What?"
- "Well, your ass is just so finely toned..."
- >he giggles weakly, punctuated by a moan
- >"W-Well, I do a little... extra in the morning routine."
- >you can't hold out for much longer
- >you're gonna blow
- >and by the sounds of Steel's moans
- >he's gonna blow as well
- >you feel your horn starting to tingle slightly as your orgasm crashes towards you
- >you see that Steel's horn is acting all wonky as well
- >is it... glowing?
- >the fuck?
- >out of the corner of your eye, Celestia's horn is glowing as well
- >her wings are jutting out
- >as are Jarboe's
- >oh shit
- >you think you know what's going down
- >b-but
- >that's only lergund!
- >the fabled orgasmicascade
- >oh sheeeet dawg
- >the pressure is too great
- >you're gonna blow
- >the dam's bursting, right after it's been repaired
- >"A-Anon, I'm c-cah..."
- >you grunt, and thrust forward one last time
- >splattering the insides of Steel with a few thick ropes of your prime pony propagation paste
- >you hear Celestia moan out
- >that sexy, throaty moan
- >and you hear little sloshing sounds coming from underneath you
- >Steel must be going off
- >you feel your legs get slightly sprayed with something damp
- >and there goes Celestia
- >you try and focus your vision on Jarboe and Celestia, but you're going fuzzy
- >there's the feeling of electricity in the air, and your horn is vibrating
- >it's like a second orgasm up there
- >but you can make out Celestia's face getting splashed by Jarboe's chilled pussy juice
- >fuck
- >you feel like you're going to explode with orgasmic pleasure
- >you collapse on top of Steel, breathing heavily
- >you're gonna leave yourself in until you soften
- >make sure that cum gets nice up in there
- >you lick the side of his burning face, and he giggles softly
- >you can hear the panting and moaning of Jarobe and Celestia off over to the side
- "Th-That was... SO hot..."
- >"Mmmnh, you're telling me..."
- >you hear hoofbeats coming in from doorway as the three of you lay in your pile of afterglow
- >"Sister! We heard you cries and came as soon as we—BY THE STARS WHAT THE FU—"
- >you turn your head lazily to look at Luna, who is standing, flabbergasted, watching the four of you on the table
- >Oooh shit
- >you decide to lie there in your bliss
- >fuck it, let Celestia do the talking
- >Luna's face is slowly turning purple
- >which you assume is her blushing
- >"Sister! What is this? Are you consorting with... your guards? AND ONE OF MY OWN?"
- >Princess Celestia chuckles
- >"Oh, Luna, my dear, don't be so uptight; these guards are dear companions of mine."
- >"That threstral is no companion of yours! And look, she doe not even have proper eye protection! Are you toying with me, sister?"
- >well
- >time to make it up to Jarboe
- >you owe her
- >first, you spark your horn (with a little difficulty), and tie the bandages around her eyes
- >hopefully they haven't been too badly damaged
- >secondly, you turn your head to face Luna
- >you feel primal fear as she looks at you
- >oh fuck
- >you have a feeling your balls are going to end up in your mouth
- >and that ain't no figure of speech
- >but you'll accept this
- >you'll do it for Jarboe
- >"Look, Princess Luna... I-I dragged Jarboe into this. It's her fault she's with us."
- >Princess Luna gives you a stone cold glance
- >just before she speaks, the door creaks open
- >fuck, how many ponies are going to USE this room today?
- >but holy shit
- >it's none other than Shield fucking Breaker
- >you smile
- >today might just be the best day ever
- >you give Shield breaker a shit eating grin
- >he scowls at you
- >and then looks at two of the occupants in the room
- >he drops to his knees in a kneel
- >your grin evolves into a smirk
- "Hello, Shield Breaker."
- >"A-Anon."
- >he stays in his kneel
- >"M-My apologies, Princesses, for not bowing right away
- >Celestia chuckles softly while Luna gives Shield an aloof glance
- >you slowly slide out of Steel
- >you're thinking that maybe you should get leaving now
- >after all
- >Luna will probably want some alone time with Celestia
- >and Steel, too, considering the investigation
- "W-We'll just be going. Come on, Steel, Jarboe, let's high tail it..."
- >"You will not move."
- >Luna's voice is ice cold
- >and it's frozen you in place
- >fuck, how does she do that?
- >freaky sorceress moon shit no doubt
- >"We have a great many things to address, and we would like everypony present."
- >shit
- >with you, all sweaty
- >Jarboe, looking like she's going to pass out
- >Shield ready to piss himself
- >and Steel dripping with cum
- >this can only end well
- >well, for one of you guys, anyway...
- >you drop into a kneel, much like Shield's
- "Please, PLEASE oh sweet merciful Luna, spare us three and don't turn us into frozen ice sculptures for the next Grand Galloping Gala!"
- >there's a pause from everypony in the room
- >Steel gives you a look
- >a look that begs so many questions of you
- "I-I read it in a magazine."
- >"Subject, we do not do such a thing."
- "Y-You don't!"
- >you smile a hopeful, nervous smile
- >"But you have given us quite the idea..."
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