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<?php

    $sickDog = 'pancreatitis';
    $sickHuman = 'cold';

    function sickDay() {
        if($sickDog && $sickHuman) {
            $day = array(
                'bed',
                'warm snuggles',
                'tea'
            );
        } else {
            getYoAssToWork();
        }
    }

?>