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- Tower of God 3 - 148 Translations
- Yuri: Oi you, What the hell do you think you're doing,
- Yuri: throwing me like that.
- Yuri: You gonna pay for the damages here? Huh?
- Tiara: How about I pay for your funeral instead?
- TL/N: While the original joke is about life insurance policy, I went for liability here because it’s easier to phase - A Certain Translator Turtle.
- Yuri: Oh?
- Yuri: Now, hold up, you are… // Baam’s…?
- Khun: Oh… Hi!
- Tiara: Do you know her?
- Khun: Ah… well…
- Khun: What are you doing here?
- Yuri: Isn’t it obvious?
- Yuri: I am here to see Baam.
- Khun: … Isn’t she a stalker at this rate?
- Tiara: Baam, the name of the boy that we’re after… // I did hear that Yuri Zahard had an interest in the boy… // but to think she would come all the way here.
- Tiara: I cannot let you see him. // We are supposed to take that boy with us.
- Yuri: What? Who the hell do you think you are when you say you’re taking him.
- Tiara: I should have introduced myself. // I am Tiara.
- Tiara: of the great family Po Bidau -
- Yuri: Oh, that one chick famous for being
- Yuri: Batshit crazy!
- Khun: You can’t be saying that!!
- Tiara: Hoho, I am a woman of good education.
- Yuri: Oh, didn’t you know? You’re super duper famous // for being an absolute psycho!
- Yuri: hey.
- Dravi: ?
- Tiara: How could you just listen to baseless rumors and judge someone based on that…!!
- Yuri: We’re off to a rough start running into her. // Bring Baam here while I deal with the woman.
- Dravi: Understood.
- Tiara: I don’t know, the word about you hasn’t been the kindest either.
- Yuri: what?
- Tiara: I’ve read books on you. You are Princess Yuri Zahard, correct? // You are known for being
- Tiara: quite the “ticking time bomb”.
- Tiara: I’ll deal with this woman. // Go find that Baam person.
- Yuri: What!? A ticking time bomb?!
- Yuri: Who would dare call someone as beautiful as me a ticking time bomb! You ugly!!
- Tiara: Ugly? That’s rich, coming from a bulky (Old/archaic word for ugly woman?)
- Yuri: Yeah, right, you nut job!
- Tiara: Explosive Personality Disorder!
- Yuri: You’re a pile of shit!
- Tiara: Well, you’re the whole sewer system!!
- Tiara: Oh my, normally I am quite collected, but it seems I’ve ran into someone that is quite good at getting me going.
- Rak: Hey turtle, what are you thinking. // That woman is on Black Turtle’s Side. Who do we run with?
- Yuri: And I am quite the refined lady normally, but it’s been a while since I ran into someone I want to beat the crap out of this bad.
- Khun: What is there to even think about. // We’re on nobody’s side,
- Khun: We are our own side.
- Yuri: Run.
- Tiara: Off you go.
- Khun: The moment we find Baam!! // We’re ditching these people and escaping on our own!!
- Tiara: Look at that reaction time…
- Yuri: There’s no gesture // or sound that comes with these ultra-high density Shinsu explosions.
- Yuri: So annoying!
- Yuri: But if I get to melee range, she’d be in the blast radius too
- Yuri: So she shouldn’t be setting them off!!
- Tiara: thinking I would be // weak in close combat
- Tiara: How foolish of you!!
- Yuri: Keuk!
- Sfx; waver
- Tiara: Euk!
- Yui: You tanked a headbutt from me without any problems. // Is your skull made of some special metal?
- Tiara: But of course.
- Tiara: I am always training my head as I read.
- Yuri: That’s not how training your head works!!
- Yuri: Since I am barging into someone else’s house
- Yuri: I was gonna try to take Baam as quietly as possible
- Yuri: But looks like that won’t do!!
- Tiara: … What beautiful roses they are.
- Tiara: In exchange, I-
- Tiara: shall be showing you “literature” more beautiful in return.
- Ren: grrrrr….!
- Ren: Keuk!!
- Baam: That ended up taking more time than anticipated.
- Baam: Is Endorssi alright?
- Baam: I need to check on her now!
- Baam: This feeling….
- Baam: …Looks like they’re gone now…
- Baam: from the bathroom!!
- ???: Too late…!!
- Translated by A Certain Translator Turtle, for the community.
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