Tower of God 3 - 148 Translations Yuri: Oi you, What the hell do you think you're doing, Yuri: throwing me like that. Yuri: You gonna pay for the damages here? Huh? Tiara: How about I pay for your funeral instead? TL/N: While the original joke is about life insurance policy, I went for liability here because it’s easier to phase - A Certain Translator Turtle. Yuri: Oh? Yuri: Now, hold up, you are… // Baam’s…? Khun: Oh… Hi! Tiara: Do you know her? Khun: Ah… well… Khun: What are you doing here? Yuri: Isn’t it obvious? Yuri: I am here to see Baam. Khun: … Isn’t she a stalker at this rate? Tiara: Baam, the name of the boy that we’re after… // I did hear that Yuri Zahard had an interest in the boy… // but to think she would come all the way here. Tiara: I cannot let you see him. // We are supposed to take that boy with us. Yuri: What? Who the hell do you think you are when you say you’re taking him. Tiara: I should have introduced myself. // I am Tiara. Tiara: of the great family Po Bidau - Yuri: Oh, that one chick famous for being Yuri: Batshit crazy! Khun: You can’t be saying that!! Tiara: Hoho, I am a woman of good education. Yuri: Oh, didn’t you know? You’re super duper famous // for being an absolute psycho! Yuri: hey. Dravi: ? Tiara: How could you just listen to baseless rumors and judge someone based on that…!! Yuri: We’re off to a rough start running into her. // Bring Baam here while I deal with the woman. Dravi: Understood. Tiara: I don’t know, the word about you hasn’t been the kindest either. Yuri: what? Tiara: I’ve read books on you. You are Princess Yuri Zahard, correct? // You are known for being Tiara: quite the “ticking time bomb”. Tiara: I’ll deal with this woman. // Go find that Baam person. Yuri: What!? A ticking time bomb?! Yuri: Who would dare call someone as beautiful as me a ticking time bomb! You ugly!! Tiara: Ugly? That’s rich, coming from a bulky (Old/archaic word for ugly woman?) Yuri: Yeah, right, you nut job! Tiara: Explosive Personality Disorder! Yuri: You’re a pile of shit! Tiara: Well, you’re the whole sewer system!! Tiara: Oh my, normally I am quite collected, but it seems I’ve ran into someone that is quite good at getting me going. Rak: Hey turtle, what are you thinking. // That woman is on Black Turtle’s Side. Who do we run with? Yuri: And I am quite the refined lady normally, but it’s been a while since I ran into someone I want to beat the crap out of this bad. Khun: What is there to even think about. // We’re on nobody’s side, Khun: We are our own side. Yuri: Run. Tiara: Off you go. Khun: The moment we find Baam!! // We’re ditching these people and escaping on our own!! Tiara: Look at that reaction time… Yuri: There’s no gesture // or sound that comes with these ultra-high density Shinsu explosions. Yuri: So annoying! Yuri: But if I get to melee range, she’d be in the blast radius too Yuri: So she shouldn’t be setting them off!! Tiara: thinking I would be // weak in close combat Tiara: How foolish of you!! Yuri: Keuk! Sfx; waver Tiara: Euk! Yui: You tanked a headbutt from me without any problems. // Is your skull made of some special metal? Tiara: But of course. Tiara: I am always training my head as I read. Yuri: That’s not how training your head works!! Yuri: Since I am barging into someone else’s house Yuri: I was gonna try to take Baam as quietly as possible Yuri: But looks like that won’t do!! Tiara: … What beautiful roses they are. Tiara: In exchange, I- Tiara: shall be showing you “literature” more beautiful in return. Ren: grrrrr….! Ren: Keuk!! Baam: That ended up taking more time than anticipated. Baam: Is Endorssi alright? Baam: I need to check on her now! Baam: This feeling…. Baam: …Looks like they’re gone now… Baam: from the bathroom!! ???: Too late…!! Translated by A Certain Translator Turtle, for the community.