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Normal Norman: Treble Clef Chapter 3

Aug 19th, 2013
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  1. >Day 10, because 9 was an uneventful day.
  2. >Be Norman, as per usual.
  3. >School has ended.
  4. >You're outside, waiting for one's arrival...
  5. >"Norman! Yo!"
  6. >Brad runs up to you, still wearing those boxing gloves.
  7. "Hey, Brad."
  8. >"Hey, Norman, wanna do some Brota 2 tonight?"
  9. "Sure, what time?"
  10. >He puts his hands on your shoulders.
  11. >"NOW."
  12. "I got a music lesson, remember?"
  13. >"Come on, can't you play hooky? Bros before hoes, man!"
  14. >"Excuse me?"
  15. >Oh shit, Octavia heard that last part.
  16. "Hi, Octavia."
  17. >"Hello, Norman. As for you, Mr. Boxing Gloves, care to repeat that?"
  18. >"Nope! Why?"
  19. "Brad, don't be a weenie."
  20. >"I'm not a weenie for not wanting to say sexist things in front of your girlfriend!"
  21. >"What?!"
  22. "WHAT?!"
  23. >Girlfriend? You're just friends with her!
  24. >"Okay, okay. Fuckbuddies."
  25. >A glare that would make Medusa stand down is fired by Octavia.
  26. >"...Friends who happen to shag?"
  27. >He is then thrown into a window.
  28. >Damn, she's strong!
  29. >"I'm fine! I landed on my gloves!"
  30. >Nothing to worry about, in that case.
  31. >"Well, Norman, shall we go?"
  32. "Let's."
  33.  
  34. >This isn't her house.
  35. >This is an ice cream shop!
  36. >Octavia returns with two shakes, chocolate and vanilla.
  37. "I thought we were practicing today!"
  38. >"Norman, I honestly admire your want to improve, but you must remember that everyone needs to sleep at night."
  39. >Wait, you get the day off?
  40. >She slides you your shake, which you catch, as she raises her own shake.
  41. >"To your dedication and successes!"
  42. >CLINK!
  43. >One clink later, you start enjoying your shake.
  44. >Chocolatey. Milky. Shakey.
  45. >God, you're horrible at describing things.
  46. Just kidding, I'm the problem.
  47. "Uh, Octavia?"
  48. >She puts her shake down delicately.
  49. >"Yes, Norman?"
  50. "Sorry about my friend. His name is Brad Lionel, by the way."
  51. I was watching Thundercats when I first came up with him, get off my back.
  52. >"I see. I'll excuse him this time, considering that even I believe his punishment was a tad harsh."
  53. >She smiles to herself.
  54. "Nah, he kinda deserved it."
  55. >She raises an eyebrow.
  56. >"Aren't you his friend?"
  57. "Well, yeah. Why?"
  58. >"Why would you suggest a harsher punishment?"
  59. "Because he's my friend, and he'd let me get away with it."
  60. >She remains silent for a moment.
  61. >"I see..."
  62. "You're saying it like you didn't know that. Haven't you had something similar with Vinyl?"
  63. >"Well, yes and no."
  64. "Elaborate?"
  65. >"I'd rather not."
  66. >Strange, but she's respected your privacy, so you'll do the same.
  67. >The rest of the shakes are spent having small talk.
  68.  
  69. >Once you reach home, you decide to get to work.
  70. >After horribly complicated and convoluted equations, you get on the PC.
  71. >You love your Xbox, but Brad convinced you to at least try Dota 2.
  72. >It's more fun than you expected, you'll say that much.
  73. >You get on, and send Brad a message.
  74. xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx(You): You there brah?
  75. orpheusOrigins: for fucks sake change your username
  76. xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx: Why? I like it
  77. orpheusOrigins: i dont
  78. xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx: Well, sucks to be you.
  79. xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx: That said, got your mic?
  80. orpheusOrigins: yeah let me set up teamspeak
  81. >You both get on Teamspeak.
  82. >"Uh, Norman?"
  83. "No, I'm not changing my username."
  84. >"I wasn't going to ask, I swear! I just wanted to say sorry for being a douche to what's-her-face!"
  85. "It's cool, she understands. Sort of."
  86. >"I take it you helped in that?"
  87. "Yeah."
  88. >"Thanks dude."
  89. "No problem."
  90. >You are in a match, next thing you know.
  91. >"Top."
  92. "I'll take Bot."
  93. >"No, go Jungle. Your Hero's good at Jungle."
  94. >So it says.
  95. "Alright, Jungle it is."
  96. >After buying your items, it's 30 seconds to showtime...
  97.  
  98. >One failed match later, Brad has booted your ass off Teamspeak while blaming you for all the evils in the world.
  99. >Considering the time, you should turn in early.
  100. >You try to fall asleep, but jackshit happens.
  101. >At least, until you hear a voice.
  102. >"Mmmm...Tavi~"
  103. >"Come here, Scratch..."
  104. >dafuq?
  105. >You get up and do some investigating.
  106. >Outside of your room, you see a naked Octavia and Vinyl Scratch making out.
  107. >This is fucking hot.
  108. >Yet it makes you...mad?
  109. >"Having problems, Norman?"
  110. >Flash...?
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