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- >Day 10, because 9 was an uneventful day.
- >Be Norman, as per usual.
- >School has ended.
- >You're outside, waiting for one's arrival...
- >"Norman! Yo!"
- >Brad runs up to you, still wearing those boxing gloves.
- "Hey, Brad."
- >"Hey, Norman, wanna do some Brota 2 tonight?"
- "Sure, what time?"
- >He puts his hands on your shoulders.
- >"NOW."
- "I got a music lesson, remember?"
- >"Come on, can't you play hooky? Bros before hoes, man!"
- >"Excuse me?"
- >Oh shit, Octavia heard that last part.
- "Hi, Octavia."
- >"Hello, Norman. As for you, Mr. Boxing Gloves, care to repeat that?"
- >"Nope! Why?"
- "Brad, don't be a weenie."
- >"I'm not a weenie for not wanting to say sexist things in front of your girlfriend!"
- >"What?!"
- "WHAT?!"
- >Girlfriend? You're just friends with her!
- >"Okay, okay. Fuckbuddies."
- >A glare that would make Medusa stand down is fired by Octavia.
- >"...Friends who happen to shag?"
- >He is then thrown into a window.
- >Damn, she's strong!
- >"I'm fine! I landed on my gloves!"
- >Nothing to worry about, in that case.
- >"Well, Norman, shall we go?"
- "Let's."
- >This isn't her house.
- >This is an ice cream shop!
- >Octavia returns with two shakes, chocolate and vanilla.
- "I thought we were practicing today!"
- >"Norman, I honestly admire your want to improve, but you must remember that everyone needs to sleep at night."
- >Wait, you get the day off?
- >She slides you your shake, which you catch, as she raises her own shake.
- >"To your dedication and successes!"
- >CLINK!
- >One clink later, you start enjoying your shake.
- >Chocolatey. Milky. Shakey.
- >God, you're horrible at describing things.
- Just kidding, I'm the problem.
- "Uh, Octavia?"
- >She puts her shake down delicately.
- >"Yes, Norman?"
- "Sorry about my friend. His name is Brad Lionel, by the way."
- I was watching Thundercats when I first came up with him, get off my back.
- >"I see. I'll excuse him this time, considering that even I believe his punishment was a tad harsh."
- >She smiles to herself.
- "Nah, he kinda deserved it."
- >She raises an eyebrow.
- >"Aren't you his friend?"
- "Well, yeah. Why?"
- >"Why would you suggest a harsher punishment?"
- "Because he's my friend, and he'd let me get away with it."
- >She remains silent for a moment.
- >"I see..."
- "You're saying it like you didn't know that. Haven't you had something similar with Vinyl?"
- >"Well, yes and no."
- "Elaborate?"
- >"I'd rather not."
- >Strange, but she's respected your privacy, so you'll do the same.
- >The rest of the shakes are spent having small talk.
- >Once you reach home, you decide to get to work.
- >After horribly complicated and convoluted equations, you get on the PC.
- >You love your Xbox, but Brad convinced you to at least try Dota 2.
- >It's more fun than you expected, you'll say that much.
- >You get on, and send Brad a message.
- xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx(You): You there brah?
- orpheusOrigins: for fucks sake change your username
- xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx: Why? I like it
- orpheusOrigins: i dont
- xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx: Well, sucks to be you.
- xX_420_ChillSN1P3RZ_420_Xx: That said, got your mic?
- orpheusOrigins: yeah let me set up teamspeak
- >You both get on Teamspeak.
- >"Uh, Norman?"
- "No, I'm not changing my username."
- >"I wasn't going to ask, I swear! I just wanted to say sorry for being a douche to what's-her-face!"
- "It's cool, she understands. Sort of."
- >"I take it you helped in that?"
- "Yeah."
- >"Thanks dude."
- "No problem."
- >You are in a match, next thing you know.
- >"Top."
- "I'll take Bot."
- >"No, go Jungle. Your Hero's good at Jungle."
- >So it says.
- "Alright, Jungle it is."
- >After buying your items, it's 30 seconds to showtime...
- >One failed match later, Brad has booted your ass off Teamspeak while blaming you for all the evils in the world.
- >Considering the time, you should turn in early.
- >You try to fall asleep, but jackshit happens.
- >At least, until you hear a voice.
- >"Mmmm...Tavi~"
- >"Come here, Scratch..."
- >dafuq?
- >You get up and do some investigating.
- >Outside of your room, you see a naked Octavia and Vinyl Scratch making out.
- >This is fucking hot.
- >Yet it makes you...mad?
- >"Having problems, Norman?"
- >Flash...?
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