That weird crossover

Phoenix - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Give me a hell yeah, just imagine the potential here. Stone Cold drinking beer in court, flipping people off, and shouting “WHAT?” during cross-examination. There is just so much to be written here. The crowd inside the courthouse would go wild whenever he enters for sure. You have to feel for the “sorry son of a bitch” who would be on the other side of the courtroom, because you know they are going to get the Stone Cold Stunner. You know how Phoenix Wright would have a partner? I don’t know who would work well with Steve Austin, just with his character. But considering I’m handpicking characters from the WWE from different time periods. And he worked well with Kurt Angle.

Gumshoe - Big Show

They’re really the same kind of character, idk man. Like, they’re both big guys. Also they probably cry a good amount a lot. But they often mean well. WEEEEEELLLLLLL IT’S THE GUMSHOE DUN DUN

Edgeworth - Triple H

Both of these guys have that certain kind of air around them. Edgeworth with his presence, and the way that Triple H could draw heat from the crowd. Considering how much of a rivalry Stone Cold and Triple H had, especially during the Attitude Era, this would work so well. But what type of Hunter to go with, or would you combine parts of them? The early blue blooded character of Hunter Hearst Helmsley, or the Triple H that he is better known as? Who knows. But he will drink from a bottle of water, and spit it out as soon as he gets to his side of the courtroom.

Manfred von Karma - Vince McMahon

They’re both bastards. Vince would probably use the taser on Stone Cold if he ever had the opportunity to, I mean, he totally would. Definitely would do his trademark Mr McMahon walk where he swings his arms. Often flips off Steve Austin during the heated parts of the trials, trying to get Steve Austin to go over and beat him up.

Franziska von Karma - Stephanie McMahon

Like father, like daughter. Franziska is basically Stephanie anyway.

Godot/Diego Armando - The Rock

They are both smooth as all hell. They both have that sort of air around here. Would the Rock drink as much coffee as Godot? Who knows what the Great One would do here. But he would talk about pie in court. Also is totally ready to lay the verbal smackdown in court, if you smell what the Rock is cooking. Definitely would have the courtroom crowd in the palm of his hands. Always a good opportunity to use one of his many catchphrases.

Judge - Teddy Long

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Also, can I just say that I love the kayfabe idea of a literal dead man fighter being reserved for punishment against other people on the roster like that lmao

Larry Butz - Kurt Angle

Now you may be wondering, why would Kurt Angle be perfect as the role of the Butz? Kurt Angle is a well known goofy as heck character. Between making fun of Shawn Michaels’ entrance, the thing with the milk truck, and the tiny cowboy hat, this one felt obvious to me. It’s true, it’s damn true.

Wendy Oldbag - Mae Young

Someone has to be Wendy Oldbag. And I couldn’t think of anyone better for this. So help anyone who has to deal with her lmao.

Regina Berry - Kairi Sane

The heckin cute factor here. Mind you, InfiniteSheldor and I came up with this idea before her heel turn with Asuka as the Kabuki Warriors.

Moe - Doink the Clown

The low hanging fruit of this weird-ass fucking crossover. Y’know, because clowns. I wonder if this would make Turnabout Big Top much better.