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  1. The Dork Knight: what better way to end the new year
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: than godzilla movies
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight
  6.  
  7. https://youtube.com/watch?v=DsORld_9hh8
  8. The Dork Knight: feel free to watch along with me and ivel as i switch to my phone and die
  9.  
  10. The Dork Knight joined the chat 53 minutes ago
  11.  
  12. The Dork Knight: Duur
  13.  
  14. The Dork Knight joined the chat 35 minutes ago
  15.  
  16. ivel joined the chat 33 minutes ago
  17.  
  18. The Dork Knight: Fillerrrrrrrrr
  19.  
  20. The Dork Knight: like watching a video tape
  21.  
  22. The Dork Knight: derpzilla reterna
  23.  
  24. The Dork Knight: this builduo tho
  25.  
  26. The Dork Knight: manga wut
  27.  
  28. The Dork Knight: Did he just call her a bitch
  29.  
  30. ivel: yes.
  31.  
  32. The Dork Knight: oh hey a monster museum
  33.  
  34. The Dork Knight: im
  35.  
  36. The Dork Knight: so into this
  37.  
  38. The Dork Knight: who what
  39.  
  40. The Dork Knight: oh
  41.  
  42. The Dork Knight: how cheesy
  43.  
  44. The Dork Knight: MONSTER ISLAND MENT-
  45.  
  46. ivel: GODZOOKY
  47.  
  48. ivel: wait
  49.  
  50. The Dork Knight: WHAT NO MOTHRA
  51.  
  52. The Dork Knight: WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
  53.  
  54. The Dork Knight: THE HOMEworlmonater
  55.  
  56. ivel: "you can't afford to be fussy where you work"
  57.  
  58. The Dork Knight: thanks phone
  59.  
  60. ivel: I heard that so wrong
  61.  
  62. The Dork Knight: bitch based it off his pal
  63.  
  64. The Dork Knight: cheeky pig is not what id say
  65.  
  66. ivel: "Earcheekypig" thanks comment, I heard it as that too
  67.  
  68. The Dork Knight: whereshegoti
  69.  
  70. ivel: what kind of ringing is that for that telephone
  71.  
  72. The Dork Knight: local dudebro is a dumbass
  73.  
  74. The Dork Knight: da faq
  75.  
  76. The Dork Knight: IT MATH
  77.  
  78. ivel: "She got away." "That's very bad!"
  79.  
  80. ivel: the blandest delivery of that line
  81.  
  82. The Dork Knight: What is going on
  83.  
  84. The Dork Knight: the gun was corncob
  85.  
  86. The Dork Knight: we got is backwards obvs
  87.  
  88. ivel: corncob guy best char
  89.  
  90. The Dork Knight: i just made incomprehensible noises
  91.  
  92. The Dork Knight: why wouldnrbyou write the plans in your diary
  93.  
  94. ivel: it's true
  95.  
  96. ivel: chat lagged. The diary probably didn't have enough room
  97.  
  98. The Dork Knight: thats bad
  99.  
  100. ivel: "THAT'SBAD"
  101.  
  102. The Dork Knight: they play tape
  103.  
  104. ivel: most robotic delivery
  105.  
  106. The Dork Knight: BUT HOW DID THEY DETECT IT
  107.  
  108. The Dork Knight: who the fuck is turt
  109.  
  110. ivel: Gamera
  111.  
  112. The Dork Knight: he has
  113.  
  114. The Dork Knight: 6 plans
  115.  
  116. ivel: ...
  117.  
  118. ivel: ..................
  119.  
  120. The Dork Knight: why
  121.  
  122. The Dork Knight: why do they have
  123.  
  124. The Dork Knight: such godawful dubs
  125.  
  126. The Dork Knight: hey.
  127.  
  128. The Dork Knight: sonicman located
  129.  
  130. The Dork Knight: That guy was a kid!
  131.  
  132. The Dork Knight: how
  133.  
  134. The Dork Knight: why is kid
  135.  
  136. The Dork Knight: Oh he 17 nvm
  137.  
  138. The Dork Knight: ...
  139.  
  140. The Dork Knight: fumio is A ZOMBIEEEE
  141.  
  142. The Dork Knight: ”children’s land? Is that code for lunatic asylum
  143.  
  144. The Dork Knight: A peacetape... sure
  145.  
  146. The Dork Knight: AGILLAS
  147.  
  148. ivel: Anguilus
  149.  
  150. ivel: Anguirus actually
  151.  
  152. The Dork Knight: more like “ankylosaurs’s angsty, edgier brother
  153.  
  154. The Dork Knight: me when faced with world of light
  155.  
  156. The Dork Knight joined the chat
  157.  
  158. The Dork Knight: wow just fucked rifht off
  159.  
  160. The Dork Knight: ”we know the power of the earth men”
  161.  
  162. The Dork Knight: alliens
  163.  
  164. The Dork Knight: stupid and cunninf
  165.  
  166. The Dork Knight: welp
  167.  
  168. The Dork Knight: the transmitter cig-
  169.  
  170. The Dork Knight: -girl walks in, they point guns, she fuckin throttles them
  171.  
  172. The Dork Knight: oh bby
  173.  
  174. The Dork Knight: GODZILLER
  175.  
  176. ivel: also why it is always aliens
  177.  
  178. The Dork Knight: because its a conspiracy
  179.  
  180. The Dork Knight: it
  181.  
  182. The Dork Knight: ghidorah
  183.  
  184. The Dork Knight: and
  185.  
  186. The Dork Knight: gigan i guess
  187.  
  188. The Dork Knight: Guns
  189.  
  190. The Dork Knight: z
  191.  
  192. The Dork Knight: plz
  193.  
  194. The Dork Knight: REVENGE OF KARATE GIRL
  195.  
  196. The Dork Knight: oh.
  197.  
  198. The Dork Knight: thats lame
  199.  
  200. The Dork Knight: Oh i guess hedorah happened there
  201.  
  202. The Dork Knight: or garbo
  203.  
  204. The Dork Knight: conquering everything i guess
  205.  
  206. The Dork Knight: ROACHES
  207.  
  208. ivel: of course.
  209.  
  210. The Dork Knight: possessed by roaches
  211.  
  212. The Dork Knight: harpsis would die
  213.  
  214. The Dork Knight: GUYGAB
  215.  
  216. The Dork Knight: GUYGAN
  217.  
  218. The Dork Knight: BUT WHY
  219.  
  220. The Dork Knight: also I remember gigan i guess
  221.  
  222. The Dork Knight: time for tokyo to die again
  223.  
  224. The Dork Knight: the back is buzzsaw
  225.  
  226. ivel: plot twist: this is all that manga that guy was drawing at the beginning
  227.  
  228. The Dork Knight: wHy
  229.  
  230. ivel: would you be surprised at this point?
  231.  
  232. The Dork Knight: rip abandoned hoyses
  233.  
  234. ivel: also obviously fake toy cars
  235.  
  236. The Dork Knight: because im
  237.  
  238. The Dork Knight: me
  239.  
  240. ivel: effects were not good enough back then
  241.  
  242. ivel: hi recycled footage
  243.  
  244. The Dork Knight: muh hot wheels
  245.  
  246. The Dork Knight: nearly died while making fun of this
  247.  
  248. The Dork Knight: why...
  249.  
  250. The Dork Knight
  251.  
  252. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ss69f5WyD6M
  253. The Dork Knight: ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: ITS GODZILLA
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: WE MUST KILL GODZILLA wait i thought you were gonna mind control him
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: gigan’s only good at tag teams pass it on
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: donk
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: ”stop slapping the keyboa- NONI MEAN THE SOUNDBOARD
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: Angy are you gonna do something
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: are you dead
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: guess godzilla will avenge you now
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: “They got away” “FOOL”
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: wesurewouldabeenbbqd
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: Angy continuew to do nothing
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: ROCKS WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: WHY DO THEY THINK LASERS IS GONNA KILL ZILLA
  280.  
  281. The Dork Knight: WHEN MASERS DIDNT
  282.  
  283. The Dork Knight: UHM
  284.  
  285. ivel: because they don't know
  286.  
  287. The Dork Knight: the fools
  288.  
  289. The Dork Knight: ”HOW DARE THEY SULLY MY VISAGE- OH SHIT”
  290.  
  291. The Dork Knight: why are these lasers so effective
  292.  
  293. The Dork Knight: cockroach lasers arent that special right
  294.  
  295. The Dork Knight: Why is the buzzsaw in front
  296.  
  297. The Dork Knight: i guess it makes more sense
  298.  
  299. ivel: would you rather it be on the crotch?
  300.  
  301. ivel: buzzsaw teabags?
  302.  
  303. The Dork Knight: ...
  304.  
  305. The Dork Knight: i didnt need to imagine this
  306.  
  307. The Dork Knight: also anky fuckin
  308.  
  309. The Dork Knight: plz
  310.  
  311. The Dork Knight: tower asplose
  312.  
  313. The Dork Knight: rip roach
  314.  
  315. The Dork Knight: they des
  316.  
  317. The Dork Knight: so sad, siri play despacito
  318.  
  319. The Dork Knight: LEAVE GODZILLA ALONE
  320.  
  321. The Dork Knight: fuck this tower
  322.  
  323. The Dork Knight: godzillasstrongagain
  324.  
  325. ivel: "THIS IS WHAT I DO I SIT ON YOU"
  326.  
  327. The Dork Knight: godzilla is being okay
  328.  
  329. The Dork Knight: BUT AGIL IS DOING SHIR
  330.  
  331. The Dork Knight: and gets fucked
  332.  
  333. The Dork Knight: YOU TEABAG HIM WHEN HE’S DEAD NO WHEN HE LIVE
  334.  
  335. The Dork Knight: but
  336.  
  337. The Dork Knight: oh hey a lovers quarrel
  338.  
  339. The Dork Knight: FLOP
  340.  
  341. The Dork Knight: SUPLEX
  342.  
  343. The Dork Knight: IVEL DONT PUT WHAT I SAID IN HERE
  344.  
  345. ivel: "YOU GOTTA DO IT HARDER"
  346.  
  347. The Dork Knight: ghidorah after planeswardens kick his ass
  348.  
  349. ivel: only because you said not to
  350.  
  351. The Dork Knight: he
  352.  
  353. The Dork Knight: didnr even
  354.  
  355. The Dork Knight: my gos
  356.  
  357. ivel: they gotta live till the next movie
  358.  
  359. The Dork Knight: roaches pl
  360.  
  361. The Dork Knight: so
  362.  
  363. The Dork Knight: what the fuck did i just watch
  364.  
  365. The Dork Knight: megalon was hillarious and hedorah had
  366.  
  367. The Dork Knight: "I CAN FLY USING LASER BEAMS"
  368.  
  369. The Dork Knight: this movie was just pure "what"
  370.  
  371. The Dork Knight: also it took the last 10 minutes for our protag kaiju to actually do anything cool
  372.  
  373. The Dork Knight: everything else was "GHIDORAH AND GIGAN BRUTALLY SMACK DOWN THESE TWO"
  374.  
  375. The Dork Knight: and "RRRRRROACHES"
  376.  
  377. The Dork Knight: also i've gotten this one kaiju's name wrong like 5 thousand times and i never will
  378.  
  379. The Dork Knight: poor guy had it even worse than baragon
  380.  
  381. The Dork Knight: at least baragon got good hits in, this guy didn't even get a spectacular moment til the very end
  382.  
  383. The Dork Knight: so like... even though i had fun and all
  384.  
  385. The Dork Knight: it wasn't as much fun
  386.  
  387. The Dork Knight: and only because ivel was here to make it more fun
  388.  
  389. The Dork Knight: 2/10, karate girl made it worth watching as well as the suplex, but i'd rather watch that without context :V
  390.  
  391. The Dork Knight: NEXT TIME
  392.  
  393. The Dork Knight: Godzilla 1998.
  394.  
  395. The Dork Knight: Supposedly infamous.
  396.  
  397. The Dork Knight: God help us all.
  398.  
  399. The Dork Knight: WAIT THE ENEMY KAIJU DIDN'T EVEN DIE SO
  400.  
  401. The Dork Knight: NOPE, THATS A 1/10 FAM
  402.  
  403. The Dork Knight: just watch a clip of godzilla suplexing ghidorah without context over and over
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