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The Dork Knight: what better way to end the new year The Dork Knight: than godzilla movies The Dork Knight https://youtube.com/watch?v=DsORld_9hh8 The Dork Knight: feel free to watch along with me and ivel as i switch to my phone and die The Dork Knight joined the chat 53 minutes ago The Dork Knight: Duur The Dork Knight joined the chat 35 minutes ago ivel joined the chat 33 minutes ago The Dork Knight: Fillerrrrrrrrr The Dork Knight: like watching a video tape The Dork Knight: derpzilla reterna The Dork Knight: this builduo tho The Dork Knight: manga wut The Dork Knight: Did he just call her a bitch ivel: yes. The Dork Knight: oh hey a monster museum The Dork Knight: im The Dork Knight: so into this The Dork Knight: who what The Dork Knight: oh The Dork Knight: how cheesy The Dork Knight: MONSTER ISLAND MENT- ivel: GODZOOKY ivel: wait The Dork Knight: WHAT NO MOTHRA The Dork Knight: WHAT AM I LOOKING AT The Dork Knight: THE HOMEworlmonater ivel: "you can't afford to be fussy where you work" The Dork Knight: thanks phone ivel: I heard that so wrong The Dork Knight: bitch based it off his pal The Dork Knight: cheeky pig is not what id say ivel: "Earcheekypig" thanks comment, I heard it as that too The Dork Knight: whereshegoti ivel: what kind of ringing is that for that telephone The Dork Knight: local dudebro is a dumbass The Dork Knight: da faq The Dork Knight: IT MATH ivel: "She got away." "That's very bad!" ivel: the blandest delivery of that line The Dork Knight: What is going on The Dork Knight: the gun was corncob The Dork Knight: we got is backwards obvs ivel: corncob guy best char The Dork Knight: i just made incomprehensible noises The Dork Knight: why wouldnrbyou write the plans in your diary ivel: it's true ivel: chat lagged. The diary probably didn't have enough room The Dork Knight: thats bad ivel: "THAT'SBAD" The Dork Knight: they play tape ivel: most robotic delivery The Dork Knight: BUT HOW DID THEY DETECT IT The Dork Knight: who the fuck is turt ivel: Gamera The Dork Knight: he has The Dork Knight: 6 plans ivel: ... ivel: .................. The Dork Knight: why The Dork Knight: why do they have The Dork Knight: such godawful dubs The Dork Knight: hey. The Dork Knight: sonicman located The Dork Knight: That guy was a kid! The Dork Knight: how The Dork Knight: why is kid The Dork Knight: Oh he 17 nvm The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: fumio is A ZOMBIEEEE The Dork Knight: ”children’s land? Is that code for lunatic asylum The Dork Knight: A peacetape... sure The Dork Knight: AGILLAS ivel: Anguilus ivel: Anguirus actually The Dork Knight: more like “ankylosaurs’s angsty, edgier brother The Dork Knight: me when faced with world of light The Dork Knight joined the chat The Dork Knight: wow just fucked rifht off The Dork Knight: ”we know the power of the earth men” The Dork Knight: alliens The Dork Knight: stupid and cunninf The Dork Knight: welp The Dork Knight: the transmitter cig- The Dork Knight: -girl walks in, they point guns, she fuckin throttles them The Dork Knight: oh bby The Dork Knight: GODZILLER ivel: also why it is always aliens The Dork Knight: because its a conspiracy The Dork Knight: it The Dork Knight: ghidorah The Dork Knight: and The Dork Knight: gigan i guess The Dork Knight: Guns The Dork Knight: z The Dork Knight: plz The Dork Knight: REVENGE OF KARATE GIRL The Dork Knight: oh. The Dork Knight: thats lame The Dork Knight: Oh i guess hedorah happened there The Dork Knight: or garbo The Dork Knight: conquering everything i guess The Dork Knight: ROACHES ivel: of course. The Dork Knight: possessed by roaches The Dork Knight: harpsis would die The Dork Knight: GUYGAB The Dork Knight: GUYGAN The Dork Knight: BUT WHY The Dork Knight: also I remember gigan i guess The Dork Knight: time for tokyo to die again The Dork Knight: the back is buzzsaw ivel: plot twist: this is all that manga that guy was drawing at the beginning The Dork Knight: wHy ivel: would you be surprised at this point? The Dork Knight: rip abandoned hoyses ivel: also obviously fake toy cars The Dork Knight: because im The Dork Knight: me ivel: effects were not good enough back then ivel: hi recycled footage The Dork Knight: muh hot wheels The Dork Knight: nearly died while making fun of this The Dork Knight: why... The Dork Knight https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ss69f5WyD6M The Dork Knight: ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU The Dork Knight: ITS GODZILLA The Dork Knight: WE MUST KILL GODZILLA wait i thought you were gonna mind control him The Dork Knight: gigan’s only good at tag teams pass it on The Dork Knight: donk The Dork Knight: ”stop slapping the keyboa- NONI MEAN THE SOUNDBOARD The Dork Knight: Angy are you gonna do something The Dork Knight: are you dead The Dork Knight: guess godzilla will avenge you now The Dork Knight: “They got away” “FOOL” The Dork Knight: wesurewouldabeenbbqd The Dork Knight: Angy continuew to do nothing The Dork Knight: ROCKS WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM The Dork Knight: WHY DO THEY THINK LASERS IS GONNA KILL ZILLA The Dork Knight: WHEN MASERS DIDNT The Dork Knight: UHM ivel: because they don't know The Dork Knight: the fools The Dork Knight: ”HOW DARE THEY SULLY MY VISAGE- OH SHIT” The Dork Knight: why are these lasers so effective The Dork Knight: cockroach lasers arent that special right The Dork Knight: Why is the buzzsaw in front The Dork Knight: i guess it makes more sense ivel: would you rather it be on the crotch? ivel: buzzsaw teabags? The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: i didnt need to imagine this The Dork Knight: also anky fuckin The Dork Knight: plz The Dork Knight: tower asplose The Dork Knight: rip roach The Dork Knight: they des The Dork Knight: so sad, siri play despacito The Dork Knight: LEAVE GODZILLA ALONE The Dork Knight: fuck this tower The Dork Knight: godzillasstrongagain ivel: "THIS IS WHAT I DO I SIT ON YOU" The Dork Knight: godzilla is being okay The Dork Knight: BUT AGIL IS DOING SHIR The Dork Knight: and gets fucked The Dork Knight: YOU TEABAG HIM WHEN HE’S DEAD NO WHEN HE LIVE The Dork Knight: but The Dork Knight: oh hey a lovers quarrel The Dork Knight: FLOP The Dork Knight: SUPLEX The Dork Knight: IVEL DONT PUT WHAT I SAID IN HERE ivel: "YOU GOTTA DO IT HARDER" The Dork Knight: ghidorah after planeswardens kick his ass ivel: only because you said not to The Dork Knight: he The Dork Knight: didnr even The Dork Knight: my gos ivel: they gotta live till the next movie The Dork Knight: roaches pl The Dork Knight: so The Dork Knight: what the fuck did i just watch The Dork Knight: megalon was hillarious and hedorah had The Dork Knight: "I CAN FLY USING LASER BEAMS" The Dork Knight: this movie was just pure "what" The Dork Knight: also it took the last 10 minutes for our protag kaiju to actually do anything cool The Dork Knight: everything else was "GHIDORAH AND GIGAN BRUTALLY SMACK DOWN THESE TWO" The Dork Knight: and "RRRRRROACHES" The Dork Knight: also i've gotten this one kaiju's name wrong like 5 thousand times and i never will The Dork Knight: poor guy had it even worse than baragon The Dork Knight: at least baragon got good hits in, this guy didn't even get a spectacular moment til the very end The Dork Knight: so like... even though i had fun and all The Dork Knight: it wasn't as much fun The Dork Knight: and only because ivel was here to make it more fun The Dork Knight: 2/10, karate girl made it worth watching as well as the suplex, but i'd rather watch that without context :V The Dork Knight: NEXT TIME The Dork Knight: Godzilla 1998. The Dork Knight: Supposedly infamous. The Dork Knight: God help us all. The Dork Knight: WAIT THE ENEMY KAIJU DIDN'T EVEN DIE SO The Dork Knight: NOPE, THATS A 1/10 FAM The Dork Knight: just watch a clip of godzilla suplexing ghidorah without context over and over
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