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- **************************************Title: Solving Economic Bubbles Through BJ***************************
- Story:
- Story is about a female Senior Financial Analyst working for Moody's credit rating company having a "serious talk" with the Chairman of this big financial institution (Bank of America) about its alarming practice of lending bad loans to junk companies and securitizing these bad loans as "collateralized loan obligations", pooling them together then selling them to global pool of investors creating a new bubble which is worse than the sub-prime mortgage crisis of 2008.
- The CEO finally realized he has a BIG problem, but it isn't what the female financial analyst is expecting.
- **********************************************Beginning Of The Script***************************************
- Sound of a door being locked, two chairs being moved can be heard by the listeners.
- Woman: Hi, this is [insert any lovely name here] and I am working as a Senior Financial Analyst for Moody's. First of all, I am very sorry to have this emergency private meeting with you, at this late hour, but since the situation requires urgent action, I have come here to your institution to explain a very important condition concerning your bank's practice about loan lending and insurances to big corporate entities that are, unfortunately, have bad credit rating.
- Woman: Since you are the acting chairman of one of the largest banking and financial institutions in this country, I am pretty hopeful you will be more than willing to listen to what I am about to say next.
- Woman: After the 2008 economic collapse, Moody's has been eyeing on most lending firms and large financial institutions across the globe to prevent another BIG bubble burst in the economy. Unfortunately, the Feds are keeping interest rate of government treasury bills to an absurdly low level forcing the global pool of money investors to put their cash with investments that will yield higher return but with a relatively higher risk. Recently, we have noticed a sudden bubble in high-yield debts like collateralized loan obligations. After tracing the lender, I'm very confident the source of this anomaly is coming from your bank.
- Woman: Further assessment suggests, your bank in the past few months has exponentially increased its cash by selling debt obligations to these investors with very high interest rates because you are starting to lend loans from companies that have bad credit rating. (pause) JUNK to be exact. History will suggests this is a perfect recipe for another economic collapse, think about the sub-prime mortgage crisis, but even worse.
- Woman: I would like to continue this discussion to you but first let me ask are you even aware of these things that I am saying to you? Hello, you look a bit uncomfortable there.
- Woman: Oh so you have a "big problem" ? Well, I am happy to hear that you are finally be able to grasp what I am trying to say in such a few words.
- Woman: Mmm, yeah? You have a big problem. You don't have to keep on repeating that over and over again.
- Woman: What's the matter with you, It's obvious you have a big problem with your company why do you keep on…. (she pauses)… repeating those… (realizing it's a different "big" problem) words to me.
- Woman: Oh, I didn't realized that I am wearing a sleeveless turtleneck and a silk mini-skirt on my way here in your office. I also realized just now that the full front of my smooth legs are showing on this side of the table. I can understand why you are having a BIG problem right down there.
- Woman: I tell you what, since this situation is very urgent and I am required to return to my boss tomorrow to report a good outcome of this private meeting. How about I'll fix that big problem of yours and you fix mine by acknowledging you will cooperate with whatever our company request to your bank. How's that sound?
- Woman: Yeah, that's perfect. It's amazing what a man will do when his other head has a problem. Well here, let me fix that for you.
- Woman: (foreplay begins) I'll start by kissing you (wet french kisses can be heard) and taking off that tie.
- Woman: Oh, it looks like there's no need for any foreplay anymore because you are, for the lack of a better word, fucking rock hard already.
- Woman: Here, let me go down on you and unzip that swollen member of yours. (Listeners can hear a belt being removed from the pants)
- Woman: Wow, I didn't know bankers have a large asset too down their pants. It's better than what I am hoping for.
- (* sucking sounds begins *)
- Woman: (While sucking, the woman begins to ask a series of questions to the banker) So, do you always... get excited like this... whenever a woman talks to you about the economy?
- Woman: Yeah? So do you now understand that economic bubbles need to be fixed before they pop?
- Woman: Woah, speaking of the devil, it appears that question is turning you on even more my horny banker. I can see that pre-cum forming a bubble already. Do you want me to lick it and suck on its juice?
- (* more intense sucking sounds *)
- Woman: At this rate, I am pretty sure your problem will be fixed in any minute now.
- Woman: Do you want to come in my mouth?
- Woman: Yeah? I want you to put it all in. Ejaculate all that lovely juices from your length down to my throat. It's the only way you can solve this problem that you have.
- Woman: Come on you can do it.
- (* gulping sounds can be heard by the listener *)
- Woman: Oh my god, you came too much. My mouth barely contained all that semen out from your penis.
- Woman: So did that feel good?… Did I solve that problem?
- Woman: Yes? (she sounds delighted) Do you promise that your company will become a good boy from now on?
- Woman: Wonderful.. (another kiss can be heard by the listeners). I'll just need to change my dress as your thick cum managed to dripped in my mouth all the way to my breast. You must have really liked the way how I sucked you.
- (This ends the audio).
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