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Album: Natural Brown Prom Queen: Wow the instrumentals on every song sounds wonderful, she's so creative, an album jampacked of gorgeous tunes

Home Maker: 11 Had this as my second favorite song of last year, and yeah, still deserves such a lofty position. So perfectly paced and built. The drum roll during "baby I'm the baddest" is one of the most dope musical moments of last year, the transition into the bridge kills every time I hear it, her voice straining not to run out of breath in the first verse, just that whole interlude... just a fantastic song, what else can I say

NBPQ (Topless): 10 So many different parts and all of them slam

Ciara: 8 I hope the rate graph matches the Ciara sales gif

Selfish Soul: 10 Finally a song for those of us who shy away from all difficulties at all times

Loyal (EDD): 10 Ugh those horns into the gorgeous synths I am ascending (literally, I'm scoring this song while my flight is taking off)

OMG BRITT: 7 If there are any Britts willing to doxx themselves speak up now, this is your chance for rate infamy

ChevyS10: 9 The way the vocals

Copycat (Broken Notions): 9 What if relaxing river ambient music six hour Youtube videos went hard as hell

FLUE: 9 Me getting a vaccine every fall

TDLY (Homegrown Land): 8 They threw it back to this in the old country

Freakalizer: 9 Bimbofication machine but for turning ppl into absolute freaks

Homesick (Gorgeous & Arrogant): 7 So incredibly smooth, this song is so big for those dudes who can only spring for Little Caesars

Milk Me: 9 This title/song combo is like meeting someone incredibly beautiful but you're first introduced to them because they hit you with their car

Yellow Brick Road: 7

#513: 7 Save me a bowl of Skyline

Album: AMERICAN GURL: Enjoy if not outright love almost every song on this project, sticky, bouncy melodies piled on top of each other and super duper consistent in the best way. Definitely worthy of my AOTY last year

AMERICAN GURL: 10 Never been prouder of my country than when I'm repped by MY American Gurl

DEATH FANTASY: 8 You've got guest ah's from Miguel, lighten up

DISTRACTIONS III (SPOILED ROTTEN): 10 Love the weird attempt at a snooty laugh

NO APOLOGY!: 10 Dear lord it's the absolute smasha, runs straight through me like a freight train and I'm the one who says sorry

BLOODY FUTURE: 10 She went straight into the vision of the 90s from the people in the 80s and brought back the most steady bop

CHOICE COWBOY: 10 That really fast moving dancing cat emote but it's wearing a cowboy hat

ATTENTION POLITICIAN: 10 Playing this for the fatcats up in Washington

NEW TRICKS (ART, AESTHETICS, AND MONEY): 9 Absolute power moves to have Vince Staples & Miguel on your album solely for backing vocals

TV BABY V.2 (LATCH KEY MARCH): 5 The one "eh that was okay" song of the batch

ON THE OUTSIDE (JUSTIN'S SONG): 10 In space everybody can hear you scream this chorus

SUPER KO LOVE: 9 Sorry gang, she just doesn't miss

INTELLIGENT DESIGN: 10 Checkmate, atheists

GOOD MONEY?: 10 She's got her rockin boots on

NOT YOUR ACCESSORY: 9

STAR POWER (LA NIGHTMARES): 8 Tally another for the songs about California list

INCREDIBLE WORLD: 9 Wolfmother ass pop song

Album: Nymph: Super lush sound, probably a hell of a night time album, might improve even more if I hear it again under better circumstances

Woe: 8 This song is such a trip I'm just staring up at the light from my bed and i stg it's moving across the ceiling

Come For Me: 10 Swimming for hours in the deep sea type beat

Shlut: 6 This song title is an umlaut away from being sold in an Ikea

Little Bit: 8 Short and sweet and excellent use of the elongated hoe

Firefly: 8 Very good, idk feels like a Eurodance song for a more intimate setting

Coochie (a bedtime story): 8 Whenever coochie calls me I end up needing to send it $1000 in gift cards

Heaven (feat. Tinashe): 6 Sounds nice but expected better out of this teamup

Nike: 7

Poison: 10 Worried by the intro, but holy moly this beat is nasty, straight gritted my teeth when it kicked in

Honey: 7

Missin u: 5 Music for chasing your man down a dark hallway

Wildfire: 8 Always a sucker for unleashing the strings at a good time

Crush (feat. Erika de Casier): 10 Now this is a teamup that hit its mark, beautiful track

Playboy / Positions: 9 Oh dear lord

Cleo: 10 Oh there's a chance we have another loosie victory on our hands. Got that general house music sound and does an incredible job at it

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