hell is forever

!!!!this is the italian translation. edit these timestamps with the translation from your own language
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i have a lot of things to say and we're running out of time

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and since I think you have not heard me

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here's a resume of what I have to say:

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there are too many sinners in hell, I know

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there is no restraint, it's impossible!

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but there's still hope, I will re-educate them!

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at my Hazbin Hotel

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excuse me, I'm gonna explain- so, the extermination!

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I know you have to kill us

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and i bet you hate coming down here

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but if you welcome us, it will no longer be like this!

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everything will change!

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there will be happiness- I've heard enough, even too much for me

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do you want to send them to heaven because...

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you sinners want to be happy forever?

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well I - but sweetheart their fate is sealed

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hell is forever wether you like it or not

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and the doors are closed so I'll punish them

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because everything is black and white, let's forget about this burden

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they will suffer and then I'll exterminate them

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ok but- c'mon baby, give up. Let's end this now

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should I forgive such creatures?

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who sinned is doomed and won't change - actually...

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nothing will ever redeem them! And

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I have to admit (I have to admit)

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I also think about myself

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I'm a pure, obedient angel

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but exterminating you is entertaining!

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nanana  check this solo baby

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*adam adaming noises*

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this is hell wether you like it nor not

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and the doors are closed so I'll punish them

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because everything is black and white, let's forget about this burden

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they will suffer and then I'll exterminate them

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fuck yeah! Hell will forever be trash /(shit)

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how do you not know? This won't change

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now that I have your attention, I will give you some information

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we want to anticipate

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the extermination of this infamous horde

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what? - a year is too much for me, so

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I give you 6 months and then I'll have fun with you all!

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wait, can you just...

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shit!

German (NOTE: I'm not a native speaker, just a nerd who likes translations! I used to live in Germany, long enough to where I understand what's being said and a few idioms, but there might be some idioms I'm missing because I didn't grow up there.)
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0:02:23-0:02:27 (**This bit's really rough, since she's going so fast and my reading comprehension is better than my listening comprehension, but I know I've got "I don't think you're really listening" right.)
I have a lot to say and not a lot of time and I don't think you were really listening before, so...

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Look, Hell is much too full; that's not good.

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This situation is taking its toll.

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Can sinners' souls can be rehabilitated

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At my Hazbin Hotel?

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No, wait, I'm going way too fast--first, the extermination!

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You fly here and destroy us once a year.

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That travel is tedious and annoying, clearly!

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Let us into Heaven and that trip's not there anymore!

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That obligation disappears!

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It'll be a devilishly good--

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Let me interrupt you, spare us costly time. (Oh, okay!)

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What you're suggesting, unfortunately, I have to decline.

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Just loosey-goosey let them march through Heaven's gates? (Well, yeah...)

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Sorry, sweetie, that's definitely not going to happen!

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'Cause Hell is forever and self-chosen to boot.

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Anyone who doesn't pull themselves together first is tortured forever!

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Because the rules are clear, you can save yourself the discussion.

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They'll roast in Hell until we kill them again! (Okay, but--)

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You can save yourself the trouble of kneeling before us, Babe.

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Did I hear you right: you think they don't deserve it?

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Your whining's only making it worse; save yourself that too. (Well, you can also--)

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, yeah!

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And besides, you know what? (You know what?)

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We're also about having fun.

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Next to all the godly development,

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Extermination is entertaining!

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And now an air guitar solo, fuck yeah!

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*air guitar noises*
(Shit!)

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Hell is forever, and self-chosen to boot.

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Anyone who doesn't pull themselves together first is tortured forever!
(Where'd you come from all of a sudden?)

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Because the rules are clear, you can save yourself the discussion.

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They'll roast in Hell until we kill them again!

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Fuck yeah! Hell is forever, and that means swallow whatever comes!

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And your uniquely stupid plan will just be bombed here!

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As long as we're still talking, I guess I should probably mention

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That we've decided

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Not to wait so long for the fun anymore! (What??)

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To slaughter you pussies is so wonderful!

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That's why we'll come back in only half a year!

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(Wait! Haven't you--Hey!)

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Shit!

added!
Italian
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I have a lot of things to say and we're running out of time

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and since I had the feeling you weren't carefully listening

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here's a summary:

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we're too many in hell, I know it

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there is no restraint, this is not possible!

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but there's still hope, I will re-educate them!

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at my Hazbin Hotel

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excuse me, I'm gonna explain- so, the extermination!

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I know you have to kill us

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and I bet you hate coming down here

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but if you welcome us, it will no longer be like this!

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everything will change!

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there will be happiness- I've heard enough, even too much for me

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do you want to send them to heaven because...

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you want sinners to be happy for eternity?

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well I - but sweetheart their fate won't change

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hell is forever whether you like it or not

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and the doors are closed so I'll punish them

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because everything is black and white, let's forget about it

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they'll live in agony and then I'll exterminate them

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ok but- c'mon baby, give up. Let's end this now

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should I forgive such creatures?

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who sinned is doomed and won't change - actually...

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nothing will ever redeem them! And

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I have to admit (I have to admit)

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I also think about myself

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I'm a pure and obedient angel

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but exterminating you is entertaining!

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nanananana check this solo baby!

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*Adam being Adam*

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this is hell whether you like it or not

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and the doors are closed so I'll punish them

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because everything is black and white, let's forget about it

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they'll live in agony and then I'll exterminate them

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fuck yeah! Hell will forever be shit

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how do you not know? This won't change

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now that I have your attention, I will give you some information

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we want to anticipate

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the extermination of this infamous horde

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what? - a year is way too much for me, so

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I give you 6 months and then I'll have fun with you all!

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wait, can you just...

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ugh, shit!
thanks, I will fix a few lines, though I do not really agree with some direct translations such as
"their fate won't change": it sounds unnatural in english
(sorry of late, I just found out about this)

Thai translation, I'm a native speaker but not good at English and might just doing "Direct-translation" to this ^^; also, I want to do the timestamp but all I can do is this...
** In my opinion, Thai’s sub is quite similar to the English lyric with just little bit of change  **

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Charlie : I have a lot of things to say and but we’re running out of time.

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Charlie : and I think you didn’t even listen to me, I’ll sum up..Ahem!

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Charlie : As we all know, Hell is out-limited of sinners.

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Charlie : At this time, this bad situation is too tension for both of us.

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Charlie : But If we rehab & cleanse all the sinner's souls.

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Charlie : at this Hazbin hotel.

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Charlie : Wait, I miss something. Right, the Extermination!

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Charlie : As We're known that you guys fly down here just to kill once a year.

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Charlie : And you must be annoying to keep showing your faces here.

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Charlie : But If They (the sinners) go to heaven, then you didn’t have to come (to hell).

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Charlie : You will finally be free from this duty.

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Charlie : And It will be a Happy day in Hell of…
(In Thai, Hell has even longer name “Hell of Eight Sins” and you can say that Charlie can’t even finish the Hell’s full name before got interrupted by Adam)

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Adam : I’m asking you to stop, its waste our time.

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Adam : you want those Sinners to climb up there?,

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Adam : Struggling climb the ladder up go to Heaven’s Gate? (Charlie : Well..)

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Adam : Sorry Sweetie, But no way cause they’re evil.

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Adam : Cause Hell is always forever, whatever you like it or not.

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Adam : Down in the coppery pan and suffered is how they cleanse their sin.
(In Thai, There is Idiom of if you do something bad, you will go to hell and Burnt alive and suffered in coppery pan)

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Adam : The rule is black and white, you should know it.

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Adam : Don’t you try to fight or you’ll regret it.

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Adam : Let them roasted and suffered until we kill them again (Charlie : Ok, but…)

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Adam : Chill out, babe and listen to me, they’re wasting their life.

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Adam : Or do you imply that death isn’t what they deserved?

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Adam : Are they winner or the sinner, it’s easy to say. (Charlie : but if you could….)

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Adam : It’s eye for an eye and also Tooth for the Tooth and..

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Adam : When we finish this mission (finish this mission),

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Adam : There is a funny question.

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Adam : Is this thing troublesome for us, the being with good heart?

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Adam : (The answer is) this extermination is the delightful entertainment.

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*Adam’s  ( Air guitar solo) noise*

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Adam : Guitar solo fuck yeah!

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*Air guitar solo noise continue* (Charlie : Ugh…(annoyed by Adam’s noise) )

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Adam : Cause Hell is always forever, whatever you like it or not.

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Adam : Down in the coppery pan and suffered is how they cleanse their sin. (Charlie : Where do you people came from? )

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Adam : The rule is black and white, you should know it.

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Adam : Don’t you try to fight or you’ll regret it.

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Adam : Let them roasted and suffered until we kill them again.

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Adam : Hell is fucking forever and it’s too fucking ugly and disgusting.

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Adam : Stop being stupid and stubborn, we will tell you that “it’s no fucking way”

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Adam : If you still keep annoying and begging us, This is what we can say ,

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Adam : we need to rush decision of the extermination and make it even faster. (Charlie : what? )

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Adam : We don’t want to wait for the whole year, We’re so itching to slaughter these annoying pests.

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Adam : It’s just 7 days passed? Well, let’s meet again in 6 months!

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Charlie : Um..Can you…..Ugh!...Damn it!

Hope this helps ^w^

hiii, sorryyy, the timestamps do not match the standard code and are ususable :( I'll try to see if I can edit them but if you want you can copy and paste the original timestamps i uploaded and add your translation, it takes less time to fix them like this
ahh sorry! ; w ;  I can't find the timestamps post so I just make it myself. (by looking at your video) can I ask where is the timestamp post so that I could fix this? really sorry for the trouble ; w ;
It's my first time on the website so maybe I don't do it well but it's the French translation
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We are too many in hell, it's right

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The situation get worse, we're going straight into the wall

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Should be rehabilitated some impure souls!

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The Hazbin Hotel can do it!

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I'm going a bit fast, well the extermination!

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You're coming to massacre us once year,

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and for you this journer is very tiring!

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If instead we brought our habitants up

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that will be very great!

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What a great day in hell.

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You better shut up, sweetheart you go around in circles

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If what you're offering is redemption

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Rise to heaven, a more beautiful life, what do you believe?

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Sorry doll but you'll go home quickly

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hell is eternal my dear and that won't change

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They could have earned their wings

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they didn't make the right choice

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they shouldn't do anything stupid, we won't compromise

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That they die forever, until we'll come to kill them

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You have to relax baby and make an effort

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Do you really think they don't deserve the death?

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I don't care about all those failures, all those damned souls

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Nice try, but they're staying down there

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There is more important

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We need to have a good time

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and for us divine superior beings

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extermination is a fucking snack

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nanana this guitard's solo bastard!

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hell is eternal my dear and that won't change

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They could have earned their wings

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they didn't make the right choice

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they will suffer and then I'll exterminate them

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they shouldn't do anything stupid, we won't compromise

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That they die forever, until we'll come to kill them

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This fucking hell is eternal and they will go to shit

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Stop tiring yourself my dear we have already win

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and since I have your attention

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I think you have to make up your mind

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We took a great decision

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advance the next extermination

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We can't wait to annihilate these rats

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It's barely been a week and we'll be back in six months!

Salut ! Si tu me permets, l'anglais est ma langue maternelle et j'ai quelques petits trucs à ajouter alors que la traduction soit plus naturelle :)

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There's too many of us hell, that's for sure [on dit pas "on est X" on dit toujorus "il y a X de nous)

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The situation is getting worse, we're running into the ground [on dit la terre en place du mur mais c'est le même sens]

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This should rehabilitate some impure souls!

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You come to massacre us once a year


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They're dead forever, until we come to kill them


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What's more important

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Is that we have a good time


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extermination is the fucking bomb [j'ai aucune idée ce qu'Adam dit là, mais ça veut dire en anglais quelque chose de trop cool]

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nanana fucking guitar solo! [seulement des personnes peuvent être batard]


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They're dead forever, until we come to kill them

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This fucking hell is eternal and I don't give a shit about them [on n'a pas une très bonne traduction hors de ça]

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Stop tiring yourself my dear we have already won


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We made a great decision
European Spanish/Castillian
(Not sure if I had to censor any hard words, so here is the full uncensored version of the lyrics. Let me know if it helps!)
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I have a thousand things to say, and so little time

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And something tells me you haven't been listening

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So... Ahem...

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I know the population has grown quite a lot

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You can't control it, it's a big problem

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Rehabilitating sinners is a solution!

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I'll do it in my hotel!

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Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. Right, the extermination

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Once a year you come to kill us

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It must be a pain in the ass to get down here

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If they went to Heaven, goodbye to coming

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You won't have to do it anymore!

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Here you'll find happiness - Stop right now, please, no need to keep going

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If you're proposing us to let them arise

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To Saint Peter's gate in order to get into Heaven

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But, ah - Don't bother, their fate won't change

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Hell is forever, dear, it is what it is

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They chose their paths and now they're gonna pay

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'Cause the rules are pretty clear, they can't do anything about it

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They'll lose in Hell until they die once again

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Okay, but I - Try to calm yourself, you shall not keep going

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Have I heard you say that they don't deserve to die?

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Winners, sinners, their final draws close - Let’s see, actually, if you look closely

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Eye for eye, they'll pay, yeah!

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And the fun... (fun)

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That's another topic...

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'Cause here it's normal to enjoy this

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Extermination is entertainment!

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Cha, na, na, na, na, take this fucking solo!

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*Fucking solo noises*

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This is eternal, dear, it is what it is

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They chose their paths and now they're gonna pay

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'Cause the rules are pretty clear, they can't do anything about it

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They'll burn in Hell until they die once again

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Fucking eternal Hell, here they'll have a very bad time

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Don't come here with bullcrap, you ain't gonna achieve it

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Now that you're here with me, listen closely to what I tell you

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Not so long we have decided

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To bring forward the next extermination

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What? - A whole year, can't wait any longer!

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Only six more months and then, we'll come to massacre!

English
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Okay. I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time

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and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes.

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I know Hell's population is out of control.

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It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll.

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If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls

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at my Hazbin Hotel!

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Wait — I'm getting ahead of myself! Right, extermination!

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I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year.

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And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here.

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If they join you in heaven, that trip disappears!

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You can wave that chore farewell!

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It'll be a happy day in-

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It'll be a happy day in-
- Let me stop you right there,

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save us all precious time.
(- Okay.)

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If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder,

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oh, they'd rather cross the pearly gates?
(- Well, uh...)

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Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fates!

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'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not!

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Had their chance to behave better, now they'll boil in a pot!

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'Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it!

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They're burning for their lives until we kill them again!

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Just try to chillax, babe. You're wasting your breath.

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Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!

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Are they winners? Are they sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry.

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Are they winners? Are they sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry.
(- Well, actually, if you take at look-)

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Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And

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when all's said and done,
(Said and done)

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there's the question of fun.

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And for those of us with divine ordainment,

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extermination is ENTERTAINMENT!

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*Guitar mimicking* Guitar solo, f*ck yeah!

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*More mimicking*
(- Uuugh.)

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Hell is forever, whether you like it or not!

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Had their chance to behave better, now they'll boil in a pot!

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Had their chance to behave better, now they'll boil in a pot!
(- Where did all of you people come from?!)

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'Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it!

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They're burning for their lives until we kill them again!

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F*cking Hell is forever, and it's meant to suck a lot!

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So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot!

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Long as I got your attention, I guess I should probably mention
(- Grr...!)

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Long as I got your attention, I guess I should probably mention

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that we've made the determination...

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to move up the next extermination!

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to move up the next extermination!
- What?!

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Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts!

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I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in SIX MONTHS!

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Um, wait, didn't you-

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Ugh, SH*T!

Re-uploading the Candian French lyrics because I had some mistakes/wanted to make the translations better so here we go (I included both the French and the English because I'm a perfectionist haha)

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Hell's population is out of control

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We don't have enough space, and it's really not funny

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If these crazies want to sign up, each in turn

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At my Hazbin Hotel

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Wait, I'm rushing-yes! Extermination!

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I know that you come down just to kill once a year

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It must be such a damn drag to travel so far

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If they come up to Heaven, that chore goes away!

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You'll have nothing more to do!

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It'll be a happy day in Hell-

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I'm stopping you right now to save our previous time

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If what you're suggesting is that they all come up to Heaven

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-And that we let them pass through the pearly gates
-In fact...

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Sorry dear. They can't defy their destiny

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'Cause Hell is forever whether you like it or not

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They chose to be rebels and they’re paying for it

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The rules are classed as black or white, there aren't any exceptions

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They'll burn for life until we thanklessly kill them

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-Okay, but-
-Try to relax baby, you'll run out of breath

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You heard it implied that they don't deserve to die?

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Can they win if they're sinners? It's predetermined

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Justice always punishes the childish, yeah

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And you can't forget (forget)

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That there's the pleasure of playing

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And for those of us of divine denomination

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Extermination is fun!

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Nanana guitar solo fuck yeah!

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Hell is forever whether you like it or not

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They chose to be rebels and they’re paying for it

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The rules are classed as black or white, there aren't any exceptions

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They'll burn for life until we thanklessly kill them

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'Cause if Hell is forever, it's there to hurt

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So forget your little prayers and your sour morals

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Since I have your attention let me quickly answer the question

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We've made the decision

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To move up the next extermination

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-What?
-Can't wait a year to slit those chained-up throats

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I know it's only been a week, but we'll see each other again in six months!

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Wait, Adam, can you-

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Oh, shit!