Song inspired AiE oneshot.

>Waking up at 7:30, every morning can be pretty tiring.
>Even when in a place like Equestria.
>Where every other week, something is happening that could fuck with something else.
>Ehh, time to go get the paper.
>Opening the door without looking, you realise that you are falling.
>Fast.
"FUUUUUCK MY LIIIIIIIFE!"
>You scream.
>Looking up, you notice that your house was ontop of a pile of dirt spanni-
>Ow.
>OW.
>Looking at the ground you just landed on, you feel dirt hitting your stomach.
>Looking up again, you see what looks like a pan falling towards you.
"Why me-"
>You are cut off as the pan connects with your head.

*Somtime later*

>Opening your eyes, you see the ceiling of a hospital.
>Not the one in Ponyville, though.
"Where am I?"
>Not expecting a response, you hear, "You're in a hospital in the town Neighmouth."
>Looking to the mare, you think of that place.
>You've heard of the town once before.
"Why am I here? Shouldn't I be in the hospital back in Ponyville?"
>"There was a complication with the drugs, so you were moved here, because we had the only usable medication in Equestria." she answers.
"How long have I been here?"
>She answers, "According to the report, you've been here for about six months."
>Perfect.
[spoiler]"So thats what I spent six long months in Quincy for, six long months, doin' nothin' at all."[/spoiler]