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Album: Britney: I've always been kinda indifferent to Britney as a performer. In my limited experience, she rarely elevates a song, but she also rarely actively breaks a song too, so the pieces around her are way more important to her scores. In this case, the results were a very mixed bag

I'm A Slave 4 U: 8 The "baby dont you wanna dance up on me" part is ace and Neptunes production is working overtime

Overprotected: 8 A classic big teenybopper pop song, though it doesn't distance itself at all from stuff like it

Lonely: 4 Kinda ugly sounding

I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman: 7 Just a solid coming of age ballad

Boys: 8

Anticipating: 10 Hello, what's this pure joy

I Love Rock 'N' Roll: 1 Pretend I just reused Smuckles' comment on the original in indieheads' Guitar Hero rate but likewise in a way that also made it a million times worse

Cinderella: 9

Let Me Be: 6

Bombastic Love: 3 Big Max Martin pop isn't supposed to bore me

That's Where You Take Me: 8 Clicked once I hit the chorus

When I Found You: 5

I Run Away: 5 Wish the rest of the song went as hard as the bridge and that voice effect near the end

What It's Like To Be Me: 7

Before the Goodbye: 7

Album: Stripped: Knew the least about her going in; some of it surprised me, some of it didn't.

Stripped Intro: 6

Can't Hold Us Down (feat. Lil' Kim): 7

Walk Away: 8

Fighter: 11 Glad I'm older and wiser enough now to fully recognize how hard this goes, an all-time jock rock classic

Infatuation: 9 Stage musical ass song

Loving Me 4 Me: 7

Impossible: 5

Underappreciated: 7

Beautiful: 7 Dozens of adult contemporary pop acts are still chasing this sound

Make Over: 8 Now I can die knowing what it would've sounded like if Christina Aguilera headed a 90s alt rock group

Cruz: 2 Snoreworthy inspirational rock, what a limp guitar

Soar: 8 Same vein as the previous song but I like the melody a lot more and the instrumentals & vocals just sound stronger

Get Mine, Get Yours: 8

Dirrty (feat. Redman): 10 There's an endless batch of rap guest verses in pop songs where there's no care to make the two sides fit. This is the exact opposite, what a perfect pairing

Stripped Pt. 2: 5

The Voice Within: 7

I'm OK: 9 Crazy, didn't expect a track like this from her

Keep On Singin' My Song: 6 Shoulda had more pan flutes or whatever that was

Album: Justified: Overall less of a roller coaster than the other two songs, but a lot more "this could've been trimmed 1-2 minutes and earned 1-2 more points for it"

Señorita: 7 Corny as all hell, but notching some serious nostalgia points

Like I Love You (feat. Clipse): 10 THEY GOT CLIPSE IN THIS ALBUM!? (Upon further reflection, them guesting on a Neptunes track actually makes 100% sense)

(Oh No) What You Got: 7 We're really running through some of the big producers of the era in this rate

Take It From Here: 3 Sometimes finishing early is to your benefit

Cry Me A River: 9 There are some wild sounds on here

Rock Your Body: 10 Insanely catchy

Nothin' Else: 8 Justin Timberlake confirms the existence of green-skinned extraterrestrial life, more at 11

Last Night: 6 Taking way too long trying to determine if there's a Do The Hustle interpolation, I gotta move on in this rate

Still On My Brain: 7

(And She Said) Take Me Now (feat. Janet Jackson): 6

Right For Me (feat. Bubba Sparxxx): 8 [takes a long drag of a cigarette] Bubba Sparxxx... now that's a name I've not heard in years

Let's Take A Ride: 6

Never Again: 6

BONUS TRACKS

Britney Spears - Boys (The Co-Ed Remix) [Feat. Pharrell Williams]: 6

Britney Spears - She'll Never Be Me: 7

Beyoncé, Britney Spears & P!nk - We Will Rock You: 4

Christina Aguilera - That's What Love Can Do: 6

Christina Aguilera - I Will Be: 7

Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, P!nk - Lady Marmalade: 10

Justin Timberlake - I'm Lovin' It: 3 If this wins somebody investigate the Hamburglar for rate fraud

Nelly - Work It (feat. Justin Timberlake): 7

The Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love? (Feat. Justin Timberlake): 9

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