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| 1 | <suppa> omg | |
| 2 | <suppa> so i had a messed up dream | |
| 3 | <Joeytje50> about bot vandles? | |
| 4 | <suppa> lol no | |
| 5 | <Joeytje50> >_< | |
| 6 | <suppa> so, me and an irl friend were in paris | |
| 7 | <suppa> and we were in a metro station | |
| 8 | <suppa> and then all of a sudden, we see this bussing company's service | |
| 9 | <suppa> they have cars and busses that can take you from point A to point B | |
| 10 | <suppa> and then I get a cutscene | |
| 11 | <Joeytje50> lol | |
| 12 | <suppa> idfk why I have cutscenes in my dreams | |
| 13 | <Joeytje50> XD | |
| 14 | <suppa> it's like a flashback from a month ago | |
| 15 | <suppa> from people who went on this | |
| 16 | <suppa> for some reason, the bus tickets were more expensive than the individual car tickets | |
| 17 | <suppa> so they wanted that | |
| 18 | <suppa> but they were going through this dangerous part of the country | |
| 19 | <suppa> so the management recommended that they don't go in a car | |
| 20 | <suppa> because it's less protected | |
| 21 | <suppa> but they refused | |
| 22 | <suppa> so they went in the car | |
| 23 | <suppa> about half-way there | |
| 24 | <suppa> they were attacked | |
| 25 | <suppa> by blood-thirsty, albino monkeys | |
| 26 | <suppa> they were pretty small things | |
| 27 | <Joeytje50> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaath | |
| 28 | <suppa> but they were really powerful | |
| 29 | <suppa> it destroyed the outside shell of the car | |
| 30 | <suppa> and killed 3/4 people, including the driver | |
| 31 | <suppa> but it left one chick cuz she was pregnant | |
| 32 | <suppa> (!??!?!?!) | |
| 33 | <Joeytje50> rofl | |
| 34 | <suppa> so then | |
| 35 | <suppa> this chick gets out her phone | |
| 36 | <suppa> and calls Haloolah123 (????????????????????????????????) | |
| 37 | <Joeytje50> ROOOOOOOOOOOFFFLLL | |
| 38 | <suppa> who drives over and picks her up and takes her to the other side | |
| 39 | <Joeytje50> what did halo look like in your dream? | |
| 40 | <suppa> uh, about my height, light hair | |
| 41 | <suppa> skinny | |
| 42 | <suppa> lol | |
| 43 | <Joeytje50> lol | |
| 44 | <suppa> and then it fast forwards to me walking through the very end of this shady region | |
| 45 | <suppa> and there's this man in denial | |
| 46 | <suppa> who doesn't believe in the existence of these monkeys, which are called cyclopes for some reason | |
| 47 | <suppa> even though they had 2 eyes | |
| 48 | <suppa> but anyway, he keeps yelling | |
| 49 | <suppa> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CYCLOPS | |
| 50 | <Joeytje50> >_< | |
| 51 | <suppa> but here, the trees are also out to get you | |
| 52 | <suppa> and one of the trees lunges a branch at him | |
| 53 | <suppa> and grabs him around the neck | |
| 54 | <suppa> and he's stuck there | |
| 55 | <suppa> and then he sees the monkeys in the tree above him | |
| 56 | <suppa> and he's like "oh shit" | |
| 57 | <suppa> and the dream ends |
