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- <suppa> omg
- <suppa> so i had a messed up dream
- <Joeytje50> about bot vandles?
- <suppa> lol no
- <Joeytje50> >_<
- <suppa> so, me and an irl friend were in paris
- <suppa> and we were in a metro station
- <suppa> and then all of a sudden, we see this bussing company's service
- <suppa> they have cars and busses that can take you from point A to point B
- <suppa> and then I get a cutscene
- <Joeytje50> lol
- <suppa> idfk why I have cutscenes in my dreams
- <Joeytje50> XD
- <suppa> it's like a flashback from a month ago
- <suppa> from people who went on this
- <suppa> for some reason, the bus tickets were more expensive than the individual car tickets
- <suppa> so they wanted that
- <suppa> but they were going through this dangerous part of the country
- <suppa> so the management recommended that they don't go in a car
- <suppa> because it's less protected
- <suppa> but they refused
- <suppa> so they went in the car
- <suppa> about half-way there
- <suppa> they were attacked
- <suppa> by blood-thirsty, albino monkeys
- <suppa> they were pretty small things
- <Joeytje50> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaath
- <suppa> but they were really powerful
- <suppa> it destroyed the outside shell of the car
- <suppa> and killed 3/4 people, including the driver
- <suppa> but it left one chick cuz she was pregnant
- <suppa> (!??!?!?!)
- <Joeytje50> rofl
- <suppa> so then
- <suppa> this chick gets out her phone
- <suppa> and calls Haloolah123 (????????????????????????????????)
- <Joeytje50> ROOOOOOOOOOOFFFLLL
- <suppa> who drives over and picks her up and takes her to the other side
- <Joeytje50> what did halo look like in your dream?
- <suppa> uh, about my height, light hair
- <suppa> skinny
- <suppa> lol
- <Joeytje50> lol
- <suppa> and then it fast forwards to me walking through the very end of this shady region
- <suppa> and there's this man in denial
- <suppa> who doesn't believe in the existence of these monkeys, which are called cyclopes for some reason
- <suppa> even though they had 2 eyes
- <suppa> but anyway, he keeps yelling
- <suppa> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CYCLOPS
- <Joeytje50> >_<
- <suppa> but here, the trees are also out to get you
- <suppa> and one of the trees lunges a branch at him
- <suppa> and grabs him around the neck
- <suppa> and he's stuck there
- <suppa> and then he sees the monkeys in the tree above him
- <suppa> and he's like "oh shit"
- <suppa> and the dream ends
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