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  1. <suppa> omg
  2. <suppa> so i had a messed up dream
  3. <Joeytje50> about bot vandles?
  4. <suppa> lol no
  5. <Joeytje50> >_<
  6. <suppa> so, me and an irl friend were in paris
  7. <suppa> and we were in a metro station
  8. <suppa> and then all of a sudden, we see this bussing company's service
  9. <suppa> they have cars and busses that can take you from point A to point B
  10. <suppa> and then I get a cutscene
  11. <Joeytje50> lol
  12. <suppa> idfk why I have cutscenes in my dreams
  13. <Joeytje50> XD
  14. <suppa> it's like a flashback from a month ago
  15. <suppa> from people who went on this
  16. <suppa> for some reason, the bus tickets were more expensive than the individual car tickets
  17. <suppa> so they wanted that
  18. <suppa> but they were going through this dangerous part of the country
  19. <suppa> so the management recommended that they don't go in a car
  20. <suppa> because it's less protected
  21. <suppa> but they refused
  22. <suppa> so they went in the car
  23. <suppa> about half-way there
  24. <suppa> they were attacked
  25. <suppa> by blood-thirsty, albino monkeys
  26. <suppa> they were pretty small things
  27. <Joeytje50> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaath
  28. <suppa> but they were really powerful
  29. <suppa> it destroyed the outside shell of the car
  30. <suppa> and killed 3/4 people, including the driver
  31. <suppa> but it left one chick cuz she was pregnant
  32. <suppa> (!??!?!?!)
  33. <Joeytje50> rofl
  34. <suppa> so then
  35. <suppa> this chick gets out her phone
  36. <suppa> and calls Haloolah123 (????????????????????????????????)
  37. <Joeytje50> ROOOOOOOOOOOFFFLLL
  38. <suppa> who drives over and picks her up and takes her to the other side
  39. <Joeytje50> what did halo look like in your dream?
  40. <suppa> uh, about my height, light hair
  41. <suppa> skinny
  42. <suppa> lol
  43. <Joeytje50> lol
  44. <suppa> and then it fast forwards to me walking through the very end of this shady region
  45. <suppa> and there's this man in denial
  46. <suppa> who doesn't believe in the existence of these monkeys, which are called cyclopes for some reason
  47. <suppa> even though they had 2 eyes
  48. <suppa> but anyway, he keeps yelling
  49. <suppa> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CYCLOPS
  50. <Joeytje50> >_<
  51. <suppa> but here, the trees are also out to get you
  52. <suppa> and one of the trees lunges a branch at him
  53. <suppa> and grabs him around the neck
  54. <suppa> and he's stuck there
  55. <suppa> and then he sees the monkeys in the tree above him
  56. <suppa> and he's like "oh shit"
  57. <suppa> and the dream ends
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