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| 1 | Q. Strimmer, do you know Japanese/Chinese? | |
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| 3 | - | A. No cause I'm blind and can't read |
| 3 | + | A. No cause I'm blind and can't read. I look with my ears and mouth |
| 4 | ||
| 5 | Q. Strimmer why you ignore me, NOTICE ME SENPAI? | |
| 6 | ||
| 7 | A. BANNED, ALL OF YOU ARE BANNED so stop Darkacing me. Thank you | |
| 8 | ||
| 9 | Q. What game is this? | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | A. Super Smash Mario Sunshine Bro's 64 | |
| 12 | ||
| 13 | Q. What is KH2FM? | |
| 14 | ||
| 15 | A. It's a combination of Star Wars and Marvel only released in China | |
| 16 | ||
| 17 | Q. What are the changes in 2FM? | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | A. It's in another language I can't see | |
| 20 | ||
| 21 | Q. Strimmer do you know there's an english patch? | |
| 22 | ||
| 23 | A. I actually can read these hieroglyphics | |
| 24 | ||
| 25 | Q. Why are you running a kid game? Run something real like SM64 or Cock of Doodoo | |
| 26 | ||
| 27 | A. I FUCKING LOVE RUGRATS | |
| 28 | ||
| 29 | Q. DO YOU FIGHT TERRA AND SEPHIROTH? | |
| 30 | ||
| 31 | A. Yus, we also fight Lightning and Little Mac too | |
| 32 | ||
| 33 | Q. Who is Terra? | |
| 34 | ||
| 35 | A. Some bitch | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | Q. DID YOU KNOW....? | |
| 38 | ||
| 39 | A. Yus cause Goggle.com | |
| 40 | ||
| 41 | Q. When is Finny Fun %? | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | A. When I learn to look with my nose and sing with my ears. And actually get my vision back | |
| 44 | ||
| 45 | Q. Do you get Ultima? | |
| 46 | ||
| 47 | A. No we get spell binder and sweet memories. Also get blast zone 3 | |
| 48 | ||
| 49 | Q. What's the best keyblade? | |
| 50 | ||
| 51 | A. Hidden Dragon or Genji Shield | |
| 52 | ||
| 53 | Q. Strimmer, how are you surviving with one hp? | |
| 54 | ||
| 55 | A. Cause http://www.dampe.org/jesus/ is preventing me from leaving the world(go to that link) | |
| 56 | ||
| 57 | Q. Strimmer y isn't my question on da faq? its important isnt it? | |
| 58 | ||
| 59 | A. Idk who you are, but stop calling my house or I will fucking Exodia, Spirit Bomb and Spirit Gun your ass off the face of the fucking planet you Fat Fuck | |
| 60 | ||
| 61 | Q. Why are you calling Pence a fat fuck? That's messed up man | |
| 62 | ||
| 63 | A. Cause he's a fat fucking lard and takes up too much space so Roxas can't walk past. Along with his friends Douchebag and Omelette. Also that crack head fuck Vivi. | |
| 64 | ||
| 65 | Q. What does Marluxia whisper to Sora? | |
| 66 | ||
| 67 | A. I like boys and Goffy | |
| 68 | ||
| 69 | Q. Why aren't Donald and Goofy in the fight? | |
| 70 | ||
| 71 | A. Who the fuck are Donald and Goofy. I only know Dolan and Goffy | |
| 72 | ||
| 73 | Q. Okay so why aren't they in the fight? | |
| 74 | ||
| 75 | A. Ask Albert | |
| 76 | ||
| 77 | Q. What's an Albert? | |
| 78 | ||
| 79 | A. I will end you | |
| 80 | ||
| 81 | Q. STRIMMER RESET? | |
| 82 | ||
| 83 | A. Nah, I'm going to keep going just to piss you off :) | |
| 84 | ||
| 85 | Q. Why you hate BBS? | |
| 86 | ||
| 87 | A. Just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L86T6o8lZc | |
| 88 | ||
| 89 | Q. What do you think about Kh3? | |
| 90 | ||
| 91 | A. No such thing. It's a myth, a tall tale | |
| 92 | ||
| 93 | Q. Strimmer, are you and BB brothers? | |
| 94 | ||
| 95 | A. Why yus, we actually live in the same house. He's in the other room | |
| 96 | ||
| 97 | Q. Why do you die at Luxord everytime? | |
| 98 | ||
| 99 | A. Who's Luxord? | |
| 100 | ||
| 101 | Q. Strimmer do you know the rules? | |
| 102 | ||
| 103 | A. Do you know, STFU? Cause I apparently don't know the rules gosh | |
| 104 | ||
| 105 | Q. What is Critical Mode? | |
| 106 | ||
| 107 | A. Wtf are you talking about | |
| 108 | ||
| 109 | Q. Why do you do this strat? | |
| 110 | ||
| 111 | A. Cause I'm a filthy casual | |
| 112 | ||
| 113 | Q. Do you think Frozen will be in Kh3? | |
| 114 | ||
| 115 | A. Stfu about Kh3. It's not real | |
| 116 | ||
| 117 | Q. How do you stay level 1? | |
| 118 | ||
| 119 | A. I asked Miyamoto personally to give me a modded version of w.e. game this is | |
| 120 | ||
| 121 | Q. What's your favorite KH game? | |
| 122 | ||
| 123 | A. BlazGears of Call of Halo Marvel vs Tekken XIIIIVIIVII | |
| 124 | ||
| 125 | Q. I answered the question first on my screen so why didn't I win? | |
| 126 | ||
| 127 | A. Okay so this is how it works, little gremlins behind your screen process the information then sends it to the twitch staff in the Milky Way. So now once that happens, then Amazon get's it. Then it goes back to the hamsters that run the internet and the twitch staff then receives it to their servers, then Xalbert gets the answer to whoever got their answer to Xalbert first and... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS SHIT | |
| 128 | ||
| 129 | Q. What is DM? | |
| 130 | ||
| 131 | A. Dude Memes | |
| 132 | ||
| 133 | Q. What is AS? | |
| 134 | ||
| 135 | A. Apple Sauce | |
| 136 | ||
| 137 | Q. What is PB? | |
| 138 | ||
| 139 | A. Look at the screen | |
| 140 | ||
| 141 | Q. What does it PB mean I mean? | |
| 142 | ||
| 143 | A. Google Jif or Skippy | |
| 144 | ||
| 145 | Q. What is WR? | |
| 146 | ||
| 147 | A. Idk why are you asking me the strimmer | |
| 148 | ||
| 149 | Q. What does RTA mean? | |
| 150 | ||
| 151 | A. FUCKING GOOGLE YO | |
| 152 | ||
| 153 | Q. How do you meme text? | |
| 154 | ||
| 155 | A.ＩＤＫ ＷＴＦ ＹＯＵ'ＲＥ ＴＡＬＫＩＮＧ ＡＢＯＵＴ | |
| 156 | ||
| 157 | Q. Why are you so good? | |
| 158 | ||
| 159 | A. I'm actually just a pair of robot hands | |
| 160 | ||
| 161 | Q. So are you the real *insert name here*? | |
| 162 | ||
| 163 | A. Get off the interwebs |
