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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
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4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Attack on Titan: | |
20 | -There's a line the dub changed or someone complains about the change | |
21 | -Someone posts spoilers (optional) | |
22 | -A side character you barely know dies | |
23 | -Sasha does something with food | |
24 | -Anyone acts like a psycho (two shots if it's Mikasa, Eren, or Annie) | |
25 | -A Titan looks/acts dumb | |
26 | -Eren bites his thumb | |
27 | -There's some faux-philosophical narration | |
28 | ||
29 | Dragonball Z Kai | |
30 | -Two shots for Kamehameha | |
31 | -You see a dragonball | |
32 | -Someone uses an energy blast attack | |
33 | -The animation suddenly becomes passable for a few seconds | |
34 | -Someone makes an Abridged reference | |
35 | -They're still on Namek | |
36 | -Yamcha is wrecked | |
37 | -A scouter is beeping | |
38 | -Roshi does something pervy. | |
39 | -Someone says "Dragon balls" | |
40 | -Vegeta acts like a whiny bitch. | |
41 | -Krillin gets owned (Physically or verbally). | |
42 | ||
43 | Naruto Shippuden | |
44 | -Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback | |
45 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
46 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
47 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
48 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
49 | -There's a flashback | |
50 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
51 | -Sharingan activates | |
52 | -A rasengan is used | |
53 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship | |
54 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used | |
55 | -A nature based jutsu is used | |
56 | -A hokage is shown or referenced | |
57 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain | |
58 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical | |
59 | ||
60 | One Piece | |
61 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
62 | -Luffy is a retard | |
63 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
64 | -Nami is greedy | |
65 | -Usopp lies | |
66 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
67 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
68 | -Robin is morbid | |
69 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
70 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
71 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
72 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
73 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
74 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
75 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
76 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
77 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
78 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
79 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
80 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
81 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
82 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
83 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
84 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
85 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
86 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
87 | ||
88 | Tengen Toppan Gurren Lagan | |
89 | -Gattai (combination) | |
90 | -Row row, fight the powah | |
91 | -Someone mentions Simon's drill piercing the heavens | |
92 | -Simon acts like a pussy | |
93 | -Someone mans up | |
94 | -There's a manly speech | |
95 | -QUALITY is in effect (EXCEPT episode 4) | |
96 | -TTGL waifu talk starts up | |
97 | -Down your drink when Kamina dies | |
98 | -Boobs are about to bust out of a bra | |
99 | -Drills are used as a euphemism for penises | |
100 | ||
101 | Inuyasha: Final Act | |
102 | -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children | |
103 | -Miroku molests someone with his hand | |
104 | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit | |
105 | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha | |
106 | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha | |
107 | -Sango talks about her little brother | |
108 | -Kaguya says she is the wind | |
109 | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English | |
110 | -Miasma fog appears | |
111 | -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation | |
112 | -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up | |
113 | -Shippou is useless | |
114 | -Poison Wasps | |
115 | -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang | |
116 | -"Sit boy!" | |
117 | ||
118 | Bleach | |
119 | -The show starts | |
120 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
121 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
122 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
123 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
124 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
125 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
126 | -Something cool actually happens | |
127 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
128 | -An ass pull occurs | |
129 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
130 | -Spells are useless | |
131 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
132 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
133 | -They reuse animation | |
134 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
135 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
136 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
137 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
138 | ||
139 | Deadman Wonderland | |
140 | -Yoh bitches about cast points | |
141 | -Shiro does something cute/badass | |
142 | -Someone gets beat down (two shots if it's Ganta, three if it's Yoh) | |
143 | -Ganta mans up | |
144 | -Makina actually does something plot relevant | |
145 | -There's a Red Man flashback | |
146 | -Guards act like bros | |
147 | -Drink whenever there's censorship of any kind. | |
148 | -BEEEEEP = don't stop drinking until beep ends. | |
149 | -The Lawyer shows how batshit crazy he is | |
150 | -SHINI SHINI | |
151 | ||
152 | Space Dandy | |
153 | -Someone is dandy | |
154 | -Sexy girls in underwear show up | |
155 | -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up | |
156 | -A new alien appears | |
157 | -Dandy hits on a girl | |
158 | -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour | |
159 | -The narrator speaks up | |
160 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall | |
161 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode) | |
162 | -Meow points out the obvious | |
163 | - | FMA: Brotherhood |
163 | + | |
164 | - | -Hughes is mentioned |
164 | + | |
165 | - | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene |
165 | + | |
166 | - | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body |
166 | + | |
167 | - | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" |
167 | + | |
168 | - | -Someone calls Ed short |
168 | + | |
169 | - | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back |
169 | + | |
170 | - | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. |
170 | + | |
171 | - | -Armstrong takes off his shirt |
171 | + | |
172 | - | -Von Hohenheim is depressed |
172 | + | |
173 | - | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. |
173 | + | |
174 | - | -King Bradly is being a badass |
174 | + | |
175 | ||
176 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
177 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
178 | -They drop a title | |
179 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
180 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
181 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
182 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
183 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
184 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
185 | -A philosophical discussion happens (two shots if Kuze is involved) | |
186 | -The Laughing Man logo appears. | |
187 | -Down your drink when the /ss/ episode happens | |
188 | ||
189 | - | Big O S2 |
189 | + | IGPX |
190 | - | -Roger calls Dorothy by her full name |
190 | + | -The cat talks |
191 | - | -Dorothy acts somewhat human |
191 | + | -French girl shows up |
192 | - | -Someone says Megadeus |
192 | + | -The animation gets more fluid |
193 | - | -The military shows up |
193 | + | -Takashi plays video games |
194 | - | -The military is useless |
194 | + | -River bitches about not being in the race |
195 | - | -Angel acts seductive |
195 | + | -Someone gets KO'd |
196 | - | -Memories are mentioned |
196 | + | -The blonde dude bitches |
197 | - | -There is an obvious Batman homage |
197 | + | -You recognize one of the background songs |
198 | - | -Norman curses |
198 | + | -MC can't complete that simple puzzle toy |
199 | - | -Empty the bottle when Schwarzwald makes his speech |
199 | + | |
200 | Samurai Jack | |
201 | -Jack yells AKUUUU | |
202 | -Jack gets naked | |
203 | -Aku laughs | |
204 | -Jack lets his hair down | |
205 | -Black blood or motor oil | |
206 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous |