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| 1 | >You are Anonymous. | |
| 2 | >Only human in Equestria…. blah blah same shit as always. | |
| 3 | >And we find you here, sitting on your couch in your cabin relaxing; honestly just being a lazy individual on one of your few days off. | |
| 4 | "This is the life." | |
| 5 | >But as with all things life hates you. | |
| 6 | >You were broken out of your thoughts by a loud knocking on your front door. | |
| 7 | “Anonymous isn’t here, if you’d leave your name and a brief message he’ll get back to you soon. Beeeeeeep!” | |
| 8 | >You bellowed the message hoping that whoever was at the front door got the drift. | |
| 9 | >The knocking only intensified after your brief quip. | |
| 10 | >Time to engage pissed off human mode. | |
| 11 | >If it's that faggot Thunderlane you'll flip shit, last time you found him trying to steal a pair of your boxers. | |
| 12 | >You can only tell a small pony so many times that you won't fuck him | |
| 13 | >Opening the door your actually surprised to find Celestia standing there | |
| 14 | >Leaning against the doorframe you try pull off the people's eyebrow as best as you can | |
| 15 | "Is there something I could do for you princess? I mean it's rare that I get such royal visitor's" | |
| 16 | >"Anon may I come in it's important we discuss this in private" | |
| 17 | >Stepping aside you invite her in | |
| 18 | >Settling in your modest living room cut right to the chase | |
| 19 | "So what's this all about" | |
| 20 | >"Nightmare Moon has returned" | |
| 21 | "Okay, and this involves me how" | |
| 22 | >"You're the reason she's back" | |
| 23 | "I'm not following" | |
| 24 | >"When you turned down my sisters advances she kind of lost it" | |
| 25 | "Well that's nice. It was good catching up, see yourself out and I look forward to your next visit and all that." | |
| 26 | >"Anon take this seriously! We're all in danger" | |
| 27 | "She is your problem, not mine. Do I have to remind you what happened when she 'courted' me" | |
| 28 | "By the way my therapist said I might get over my fear of jello soon in case you were wondering" | |
| 29 | >"If that's how you feel Anon, I can't compel you to seek refuge in Canterlot" | |
| 30 | >Damn straight, your a man. Aint no woman gonna tell you how to live | |
| 31 | "I have heard this stuff all before Celly, Twilight does it every week" | |
| 32 | "Oh no, some horrible ancient power is hell bent on destroying equestria" | |
| 33 | >You tried mimicking Twilight as best you could | |
| 34 | "It all works out in the end here. My actions have literally zero influence on the outcome of these things" | |
| 35 | >"I hope for your sake Anon that you are right" | |
| 36 | >Waving off her warning you made your way to your bedroom. | |
| 37 | "Have a good night sunbutt" | |
| 38 | >The next day | |
| 39 | >You woke up to some birds chirping outside | |
| 40 | >You always forget to put the mousetraps on the window sill | |
| 41 | >Getting up you began your usual morning routine | |
| 42 | >It's only when you stepped outside for the morning paper did you realize something was off | |
| 43 | >It was still dark | |
| 44 | >Checking your watch it said 8 in the morning | |
| 45 | >Looking around you noticed you weren't the only one confused by the lack of sunlight | |
| 46 | >Several ponies were walking around and talking amongst each other and pointing at the sky | |
| 47 | >Again not your problem | |
| 48 | >You were about to step back inside when the sky filled with storm clouds and lightning | |
| 49 | >"Anonymous the human show thy face and bow to your Queen of the night" | |
| 50 | >There slowly descending from the sky was a black mare with a blue swirling mane | |
| 51 | >She landed a few yards from your home | |
| 52 | "Yeah I would but I need to get ready for work so the answers no" | |
| 53 | >You walk back into your house and finish getting ready for the day | |
| 54 | >Damn ponies always starting shit | |
| 55 | >Going to your closet you fish out your emergency kit | |
| 56 | >Inside it were tools which didn't exist in this world, but saved your ass before | |
| 57 | >You had a feeling you'd need them again today | |
| 58 | >Making your way out of the house you passed moonhorse | |
| 59 | >Just remember Anon, don't pay them any attention and they'll just give up and move on to someone else | |
| 60 | >"Halt there peasant" | |
| 61 | >She just doesn't give up | |
| 62 | >Turning around you watched the mare stamp the ground with her hooves | |
| 63 | >It was adorable, she was throwing a little temper tantrum right here | |
| 64 | >You would stay and watch but work was what paid the bills | |
| 65 | >Just because the sun wasn't up didn't mean there weren't orders to fill. | |
| 66 | >A few minutes of walking and you were in front of the store | |
| 67 | >You started your own business shortly after getting to magic horseland | |
| 68 | >You weren't an inventor or genius but you did like to tinker with machines | |
| 69 | >So after you fixed a few contraptions around town you found the niche you could fill | |
| 70 | >Today's priority was to fix Octavias record player | |
| 71 | >The parts came in from canterlot before you closed yesterday | |
| 72 | >Making your way inside you changed the sign to 'Open' and went into the back to put your lunch in the fridge | |
| 73 | >Just as you closed the fridge door you heard the jingle of the bell on the front door | |
| 74 | >Stepping into the storefront you saw the black mare | |
| 75 | >Remember Anon, maybe she stopped being a bitch and actually has a job for you | |
| 76 | "Welcome, how can I help you Ma'am?" | |
| 77 | >Her head swiveled looking at the various knick knacks you had placed on the shelves | |
| 78 | >"Peasant, thou had ignored a decree by your new Queen. Now you will come with us or we shall use force if needed" | |
| 79 | >You sighed, and picked up the broom leaning against a wall | |
| 80 | "Nope, now you leave me no choice" | |
| 81 | "I have the right to refuse service to pony, griffin, or species I deem unruly" | |
| 82 | >With that you actually proceeded to shoo the dark pony from your store with the broom | |
| 83 | >She backed up either from fear or confusion, you didn't care by which | |
| 84 | >"What are you doing.. Stop that... fine fine I'm going" | |
| 85 | >With a final turn she left your store | |
| 86 | >Standing outside she glared at you pretty heavily. | |
| 87 | >She'll get over it, now back to work. | |
| 88 | >Working all day you got a lot done | |
| 89 | >Octavias record player would be ready as soon as the sealant dried | |
| 90 | >She was hesitant to leave it with you. | |
| 91 | >But you promised her that you could fix it . | |
| 92 | >Locking the door to your shop you cast a glance at the sky | |
| 93 | >Still dark, many ponies walked around . | |
| 94 | >You saw the dark mare peer into your shop several times each time disappearing the moment she noticed that you saw her | |
| 95 | >No time to think about the oddity, today was pizza day | |
| 96 | >Walking to the small pizza shop you pondered what toppings you should get | |
| 97 | >Coming up to the parlor the familiar sign that read "Dough Tosser's Famous Pies" came into view | |
| 98 | >The pony lived up to his name. | |
| 99 | >In all honesty you couldn't fathom how he managed to toss the pizza dough with hooves | |
| 100 | >Maybe some questions are better left unanswered | |
| 101 | >You placed your order with the mare at the counter | |
| 102 | >Two slices with red peppers, onions, olives and various other veggies | |
| 103 | >Sitting in an empty booth you closed your eyes and relaxed while waiting for your food | |
| 104 | >You were brought out of your little respite when the chatter in the place went dead quiet | |
| 105 | >Opening your eyes and following everyone's gaze you saw the mare who caused you some headache | |
| 106 | >Seeing you she made her way over and sat across from you | |
| 107 | "No please go ahead and sit" | |
| 108 | >Please let her pickup on your sarcasm | |
| 109 | >"I don't need your permission human" | |
| 110 | "So any particular reason you've been stalking me today?" | |
| 111 | >"I'd hardly call it stalking, if you had simply heeded my words earlier the present situation would make sense" | |
| 112 | >At this point a scared looking mare inched to your table and set your food down | |
| 113 | >The moon mares eyes were glued to your food | |
| 114 | >You were getting soft | |
| 115 | "Here" | |
| 116 | >Pushing over your second slice you picked up your own | |
| 117 | >She picked up the slice with her magic and took a hesitant bite | |
| 118 | >Her eyes lit up when she tasted the various flavors | |
| 119 | >You guessed she liked it since that slice disappeared quickly | |
| 120 | >Setting down your half finished slice you asked the question that was now on your mind | |
| 121 | "So now that were sitting here calmly, explain the situation to me" | |
| 122 | >"She told me to give you this" | |
| 123 | >She floated a letter over to you | |
| 124 | >The royal seal adorned the letter | |
| 125 | >Opening it up you read it line by line | |
| 126 | >"Anon this is a matter that only you can fix" | |
| 127 | >"We tried purging Nightmare Moon from my sister" | |
| 128 | >"The elements have been unable to revert her" | |
| 129 | >Oh you were going to get her for this | |
| 130 | >She wanted your help even when you told her this wasn't your problem | |
| 131 | >You'd play her game, but you were a free agent and your time was going to cost her some bits | |
| 132 | >Getting up and walking over to the cashier you paid for your food | |
| 133 | >Turning back to your new project | |
| 134 | "Well come on, time to go" | |
| 135 | >She sprang up | |
| 136 | >"It took your ape mind long enough to realize that you should heed your betters" | |
| 137 | >Oh you can't wait to send Celestia the bill for this one | |
| 138 | >The walk back to your cabin gave you some time to think | |
| 139 | >Celestia basically dumped her sister/Nightmare Moon on you | |
| 140 | >Since she thought it was your fault that she changed into the evil which was supposedly banished by the elements of harmony you were going help turn her back | |
| 141 | >Well that's fine maybe once Nightmare Moon realizes how boring and easy going you are she'll change back just to get away from you | |
| 142 | >And since she's going to be staying with you you'll just tack on the rent and food to the bill you're going to send her big sister. | |
| 143 | >Arriving at your home you opened the door for your new guest | |
| 144 | >"You surely jest" | |
| 145 | "What is it now?" | |
| 146 | >"Thou cannot suggest we stay in this hovel" | |
| 147 | "No problem, there's a hammock in the back" | |
| 148 | >You closed the door behind you. | |
| 149 | >No one ever said you had to be nice to her | |
| 150 | >Besides didn't she try to enslave the world. What made anyone think that you were qualified to deal with this. | |
| 151 | >The tell-tale sign of magic encircling the doorknob told you she reconsidered her choice | |
| 152 | >You watched her enter and sneer at the interior. | |
| 153 | "Well now that your here, your bed awaits." | |
| 154 | >Pointing at the couch you headed to the closet to get her a comforter and sheets | |
| 155 | >"We think not, for one of our stature only a bed will suffice" | |
| 156 | >Your deadpan look shut her up quickly | |
| 157 | >"We have rethought our previous statement, this will suffice" | |
| 158 | >Walking to your bedroom you closed your door | |
| 159 | >You fell asleep quickly | |
| 160 | >What time is it? | |
| 161 | >Peering at your clock it read 12:09 | |
| 162 | >Something was off. | |
| 163 | >Well for one thing you don't have feathers | |
| 164 | >But those are feathers draped along your chest | |
| 165 | >Turning your head you were met with Luna's face. | |
| 166 | >Her breathing calm and peaceful | |
| 167 | >Sleep overtook you again | |
| 168 | >But in the back of your head you knew something odd was happening in this magic filled world. | |
| 169 | "Ah.. ahhh.. Achoo" | |
| 170 | >Something was tickling your nose | |
| 171 | >Groggily you opened your eyes | |
| 172 | >Blue | |
| 173 | >Why blue? | |
| 174 | >Moving your hand up to your face it was met with a a weird substance | |
| 175 | >It almost felt like silk | |
| 176 | >What the hell is going on? | |
| 177 | >Too many questions first thing in the morning and not enough coffee. | |
| 178 | >Brushing the intruder off your face you noticed two things | |
| 179 | >One, you were not alone in your bed | |
| 180 | >Two, the uninvited guest decided to use you as a makeshift pillow | |
| 181 | >Looking to find the identity of the culprit it was pretty evident who the offender was | |
| 182 | >Her black coat and blue mane was a dead give away | |
| 183 | >Moving your hand you placed it on her shoulder and began trying to wake her | |
| 184 | "Wake up Nightmare" | |
| 185 | >"Your queen needs five more minutes" | |
| 186 | >You can't be serious | |
| 187 | >Some evil ruler of the night, bested by not being able to sleep in | |
| 188 | >Well you knew the necessary actions that had to be taken to wake someone like her up | |
| 189 | >Both your hands travel to her sides and began tickling her | |
| 190 | >Her sudden screams and laughter invaded your bedroom | |
| 191 | >She tried rolling away from, but forgot that you were Anon 9 time reigning tickle king | |
| 192 | >Rolling with her you continued your assault | |
| 193 | >At this rate your neighbors would start to wonder what was happening in your bedroom | |
| 194 | >At this point she was still trying to control her laughter as tears came down her face | |
| 195 | >Hmmm interesting so evil rulers can laugh and cry | |
| 196 | >Standing up you gave her a chance to catch her breath | |
| 197 | "Well now that you're up get ready for breakfast" | |
| 198 | >She gave you a look that was somewhere between I hate you and I will eat your entrails | |
| 199 | "Pout all you want but lazy ponies end up missing their breakfast" | |
| 200 | >As you walked to the kitchen a single thought ran through your head | |
| 201 | >It was going to be a good day | |
| 202 | You made yourself a cup of coffee and started to prepare breakfast, simple eggs and toast | |
| 203 | >When Nightmare decided to grace you with her presence she sat down at the table and lay her head down on top of it | |
| 204 | >”Your Queen does not appreciate being woken in such a barbaric manner” | |
| 205 | >Rolling your eyes at the half asleep alicorn you decided to play nice for now | |
| 206 | “Be glad I didn’t get the bucket of water” | |
| 207 | >”You wouldn’t dare” | |
| 208 | “The only reason I didn’t is because I don’t want my bed to smell like wet horse” | |
| 209 | >And there’s the glare | |
| 210 | >Anyway back to cooking | |
| 211 | >Placing the bread in the toaster you pushed the handle down | |
| 212 | >Check the eggs, coming along nicely | |
| 213 | >You turned to Nightmare | |
| 214 | “Do you want orange juice or coffee?” | |
| 215 | >”Orange juice” | |
| 216 | “Orange Juice what?” | |
| 217 | >Wow she might actually blow her top at this rate | |
| 218 | >”Please” | |
| 219 | “See that wasn’t so bad, next we’ll see if you know your table manners” | |
| 220 | >”If I ever return to power I will ensure you rot in a dungeon for the rest of eternity” | |
| 221 | “Ahhh promises, now eat” | |
| 222 | >You placed her plate on the table and took a seat across from her | |
| 223 | “After breakfast you should wash up, we have a long day ahead of us” | |
| 224 | >”And what pray tell do you expect us to do?” | |
| 225 | >Grinning like the asshole you are you braced for her reaction | |
| 226 | “Well since you’re going to be staying here were going to make sure you do your fair share” | |
| 227 | “So congratulations on becoming my new assistant at the store” | |
| 228 | >”Aaaaaaaaaahh It’s Nightmare Moon!!!” | |
| 229 | >Wait for it | |
| 230 | >”Baang!!” | |
| 231 | >There’s the door | |
| 232 | >After much whining and pouting by Nightmare you dragged her to the store | |
| 233 | >Well at least you were dispelling many Ponies preconceptions about her | |
| 234 | >How many evil villains have temper tantrums in the middle of town because they have to go to work | |
| 235 | >The downside however is she has a knack for scaring of customers | |
| 236 | >When you arrived at the store you had to think about what Nightmare could actually do | |
| 237 | >She probably could handle many repairs easily but definitely lacked the patience and soft touch | |
| 238 | >So you decided to put her at the front of the store | |
| 239 | >Sales and taking orders from customers | |
| 240 | >Probably the easiest thing to e done in here | |
| 241 | >So far she made three fillies cry and two grown stallions faint | |
| 242 | >Not bad for a first day | |
| 243 | >Walking to front it was time to re-evaluate what the problem was | |
| 244 | “So how are ya fairing Moonie?” | |
| 245 | >”These simpletons flee at our very site” | |
| 246 | “Hmmm” | |
| 247 | >Walking in front of her you surveyed what you had to work with | |
| 248 | “Alright I have an idea so work with me here” | |
| 249 | >Reaching over with both hands you gripped her helm | |
| 250 | >Delicately you raised it of her head | |
| 251 | >Not bad, she was really an attractive mare | |
| 252 | >Alright last step | |
| 253 | “Now this might be different but I want you to try smiling” | |
| 254 | >”We don’t smile” | |
| 255 | >Lifting your hand and wiggling the fingers your grin returned | |
| 256 | “Oh I think I can fix that” | |
| 257 | >A look of pure fear replaced her scowl, the next second she took off to the back of the store | |
| 258 | >Business was slow, no doubt due to your new involuntarily hired assistant | |
| 259 | >Some of the ponies still came in to pick up their repaired items | |
| 260 | >You could barely contain your laughter when you saw Nightmare force a smile | |
| 261 | >Man she was fighting it | |
| 262 | >The ponies that witnessed it had to be traumatized | |
| 263 | >You saw their knees buckle and some simply go as stiff as a board | |
| 264 | >But she was trying, and that was all you could ask for | |
| 265 | >Looking at the clock on the wall the hands showed it was noon | |
| 266 | >The outside was still covered by darkness | |
| 267 | >Twilight had come in earlier and explained that it was only the town that was covered in darkness | |
| 268 | >Something about Nightmare’s presence causing it in a contained area | |
| 269 | >Peaking your head through the doorframe to the front you spied Nightmare | |
| 270 | “Lock the front door, it’s time for some lunch” | |
| 271 | >”It’s about time” | |
| 272 | >You watched as she locked the door and flipped the sign | |
| 273 | >Grabbing the two lunch boxes you headed to the back door | |
| 274 | >”And where are we going?” | |
| 275 | “Right out here” | |
| 276 | >You pointed right outside | |
| 277 | >Holding the door open she passed by you with her head held high | |
| 278 | >Outside was a simple picnic table | |
| 279 | >Sitting down you unpacked both your lunches | |
| 280 | >As you both dug in you had to contain your smile | |
| 281 | >Anyone passing by would probably laugh at this absurd scene | |
| 282 | >A human and villain having a cheery lunch | |
| 283 | “Oh I was meaning to ask earlier, what would you like for dinner?” | |
| 284 | >”Pizza” | |
| 285 | “We just had it yesterday” | |
| 286 | >”Well it was quite enjoyable” | |
| 287 | “And if you keep eating you’ll get fat” | |
| 288 | >She looked down at her barrel | |
| 289 | >It didn’t matter what world you were in, girls always cared about their weight | |
| 290 | >”Very well, we shall reconsider our choice” | |
| 291 | >Yu watched as she remained deep in thought for the remainder of your lunch | |
| 292 | >As you both finished you packed up the remains and headed back inside | |
| 293 | >The rest of the day passed with little fanfare | |
| 294 | >As you both stood in front of the store and you locked the door you turned to her | |
| 295 | “So any decision on dinner” | |
| 296 | >”We desire something simple, but due to our lack of knowledge on modern cuisine it’s difficult to make a choice” | |
| 297 | >It was true. Luna only just recently reverted with elements help | |
| 298 | >Now Nightmare Moon who was trapped just as long was experiencing the world | |
| 299 | “I think I know something you might like” | |
| 300 | >Walking back home you both stayed quiet | |
| 301 | >It was uncomfortable | |
| 302 | >There was really nothing for you to say | |
| 303 | >She was stuck with you and you were stuck with her | |
| 304 | >That and you still didn’t understand the situation completely | |
| 305 | >Celestia said that the elements failed | |
| 306 | >And she was charging you with returning her sister to normal | |
| 307 | >A genius you were not but you were sure that Sunbutt was hiding something | |
| 308 | >The meal was a nice eggplant parmesan | |
| 309 | >Moonie dug in without even asking what it was | |
| 310 | >It brought a smile to your face | |
| 311 | >From what you knew Nightmare Moon was born from Luna’s depression | |
| 312 | >She was sad that ponies didn’t appreciate her nights | |
| 313 | >And when Nightmare Moon attempted to usurp control and create a permanent night she was jailed in the moon | |
| 314 | >Then no sooner as she escaped the elements banished her | |
| 315 | >She definitely didn’t get out much | |
| 316 | >All this was starting to give you a headache | |
| 317 | “So tomorrow the store’s only open for half the day so I can get some shopping done” | |
| 318 | >”Is that so” | |
| 319 | “Yup, want to come with?” | |
| 320 | >She looked surprised at that question | |
| 321 | >Then she smiled, not like the forced one’s from earlier | |
| 322 | >It was a genuine smile | |
| 323 | >”We would like that” | |
| 324 | >You prepared her sleeping area after dinner | |
| 325 | >This weekend you were going to clean out that spare bedroom | |
| 326 | “Sleep well nightmare” | |
| 327 | >”Good night Anonymous” | |
| 328 | >You opened your eyes and glanced at your clock | |
| 329 | >A little before midnight | |
| 330 | >You needed some water | |
| 331 | >Walking to the kitchen you checked on your guest | |
| 332 | >There laying on the couch was Princess Luna, not Nightmare Moon | |
| 333 | >Celestia was definitely not giving you the full story | |
| 334 | >But you were good at figuring things out | |
| 335 | >This was a horrible mistake | |
| 336 | >Why did you ever think bringing Nightmare shopping was a good idea | |
| 337 | >The day started in a normal fashion | |
| 338 | >Well as normal as having a former villain as roomie goes | |
| 339 | >Her initial protest of being your shop assistant had disappeared in day | |
| 340 | >And after closing the shop early you both headed to the market | |
| 341 | >Most ponies were apprehensive of your companion | |
| 342 | >But that wasn't what had you on edge | |
| 343 | ||
| 344 | An Hour ago | |
| 345 | >"Anon, there is a vile mare here asking to speak with thee" | |
| 346 | "Does she happen to have a name?" | |
| 347 | >You were finishing up a simple whack-a-diamond-dog game for Cheerilee | |
| 348 | >The kids in her class must have been vicious | |
| 349 | >Several of the wooden heads were completely gone | |
| 350 | >Some even looked like they were chewed off | |
| 351 | >"I am not here to bicker with you Nightmare Moon" | |
| 352 | >Well looks like the Princess of Friendship herself decided to grace you with her presence | |
| 353 | >You watched her enter the back of the shop | |
| 354 | "How have you been Twilight, I haven't seen you in a while" | |
| 355 | >"Dealing with random problems throughout equestria" | |
| 356 | >"And from the look of things you have your hoov... hands full as well" | |
| 357 | "It's not a big deal, but Celestia's going to get a pretty big bill when this is over" | |
| 358 | >Your comment earned you a deadpan stare | |
| 359 | "So I'm going to assume this isn't a social visit" | |
| 360 | >"No it's not, Princess Celestia informed me of the circumstances of your mission" | |
| 361 | "That's nice, maybe now you can tell me because she told me diddly" | |
| 362 | >"Not my place to do that, but I did bring you this" | |
| 363 | >Floating over to you was a bound scroll | |
| 364 | "Tell me this is step-by-step instruction for removing villain based pests" | |
| 365 | >Twilight grinned at you, you didn't like it. | |
| 366 | >She looked like a cat that played with the mouse before it ate it | |
| 367 | >"it will make sense when you read it" | |
| 368 | >With that Twilight left | |
| 369 | >Slowly you opened the scroll and read it's contents | |
| 370 | Back to the Present | |
| 371 | >You were going to get back at Twilight | |
| 372 | >It had taken you weeks to formulate a plastic substitute | |
| 373 | >A little longer and you would make lego's | |
| 374 | >Lego's which you would dump all over her castle floor at night | |
| 375 | >She would learn real pain | |
| 376 | ||
| 377 | >Nightmare and you stood in front of the store | |
| 378 | >You honestly dreaded this | |
| 379 | >Unfortunately for you this needed to be done | |
| 380 | >Walking into the store you approached the cream colored mare at the counter | |
| 381 | >"Welcome to Ponyville Pharmacy, how can I help you today?" | |
| 382 | "Uuuumm yeah, were going to need the things on this list" | |
| 383 | >Placing the scroll in front of the mare you felt your face grow hot | |
| 384 | >The mare unrolled the scroll and skimmed through its contents | |
| 385 | >Raising her eyes back to you with a questioning look you simply pointed at Nightmare behind you | |
| 386 | >"I'll be right back with your items" | |
| 387 | >She giggled as she trotted off | |
| 388 | >Never again | |
| 389 | >Not in this world or the last will you ever again buy feminine hygiene products | |
| 390 | >Wasn't this against the Geneva convention for guys or something | |
| 391 | >As soon as the mare returned with Nightmare's supplies you hurriedly paid and left store | |
| 392 | >"What was that all about?" | |
| 393 | >Still clutching the bag you didn't even look at Nightmare | |
| 394 | "There are things I don't want to ever remember, let's just add our visit to that store to the list" | |
| 395 | >"You're certainly blowing this out of proportion" | |
| 396 | "Well it's your stuff so next time you're getting it yourself" | |
| 397 | >You threw the bag to Nightmare and watched as she caught it in her magical grip | |
| 398 | >She opened the bag and took a glance at it's contents | |
| 399 | >Her reddened cheeks only solidified your previous statement | |
| 400 | >"Quite" | |
| 401 | >Well now that that's over time to go to the next stop | |
| 402 | >Veggies and Fruits | |
| 403 | >The outside market was the best place in town to get fresh veggies | |
| 404 | >Back on earth you really never ate healthily | |
| 405 | >That all changed here | |
| 406 | >Having learned to cook your own meals and lack of any transportation you slimmed down a bit | |
| 407 | >You weren't exactly six pack fit but you weren't fat either | |
| 408 | >Moving from stall to stall you purchased everything you'd need for the next week | |
| 409 | >Of course you doubled your usual quantities | |
| 410 | >The entire time Nightmare was peering over your shoulder watching your exchange with the various stall owners | |
| 411 | >Many of the ponies were frightened and tried to make themselves invisible as she looked on | |
| 412 | >Oh well you were here to get some green goodness | |
| 413 | >Lettuce, cucumbers, all the good stuff | |
| 414 | >Next fruits | |
| 415 | >The fruit stand was manned, wait would it be manned or ponied | |
| 416 | >Whatever, it was run by a older mare | |
| 417 | >She always had a soft spot for you | |
| 418 | >"Anon dearie, what can I get for you today?" | |
| 419 | "Some peaches and kiwi would be nice" | |
| 420 | >"Coming right up" | |
| 421 | >Your attention went straight to Nightmare as she walked up intrigued by the stand | |
| 422 | >Her magic gripped a banana and lifted it into the air as she closely inspected it | |
| 423 | >"Pray tell citizen what manner of fruit is this" | |
| 424 | >Has seriously never seen a banana? | |
| 425 | >"Oh honey that's a banana, have one on the house" | |
| 426 | "Here let me" | |
| 427 | >Reaching over you gripped the fruit and pulled it free of her magic | |
| 428 | >Peeling it halfway you held up it to her so she could grab it | |
| 429 | >She eyed the fruit suspiciously and sniffed it | |
| 430 | >Her tongue extended and she took long lick along the banana | |
| 431 | >Your jaw nearly hit the ground at what you were witnessing | |
| 432 | >Nightmare seemed to like the taste as she took the banana into her mouth and started to suck on it | |
| 433 | >Her lips pursed around the fruit as she closed her eyes | |
| 434 | >Looking around you watched the few stallions at the market being dragged off by their marefriends from this spectacle | |
| 435 | >A moan from Nightmare made you gulp nervously | |
| 436 | >Boy she really liked that banana. | |
| 437 | >After your embarrassing time at the market you returned home | |
| 438 | >Setting the groceries down you started sorting through the various bags | |
| 439 | >Nightmare continued watching you as you put everything away | |
| 440 | "You know this would be a lot faster if you helped" | |
| 441 | >"It looked like you had everything covered" | |
| 442 | >Her gaze never left you | |
| 443 | >It also felt off having her just watch you | |
| 444 | >She wasn't glaring or scowling at you | |
| 445 | >Her gaze was more calculating | |
| 446 | >You shivered, something was off with this mare. | |
| 447 | "So any preference for dinner?" | |
| 448 | >"How about some alfredo" | |
| 449 | "Good idea, go set the table then relax till it's done" | |
| 450 | >"I most certainly will not, someone of my stature" | |
| 451 | >You cut her off by holding your hand up | |
| 452 | "Set the table or no dessert" | |
| 453 | >"Fine" | |
| 454 | >You were starting to figure her out. | |
| 455 | >Deny her sweets and she'll do anything you want | |
| 456 | >You went back to cooking | |
| 457 | ||
| 458 | A little while later | |
| 459 | >You both sat at the dinner table enjoying the simple mushroom alfredo | |
| 460 | "So do you like it?" | |
| 461 | >"The taste is adequate" | |
| 462 | >Man this mare changed her moods more than wind vane changed directions | |
| 463 | >At one moment she could be shy and polite, then turn to cold and short | |
| 464 | >The rest of your dinner passed in silence | |
| 465 | >And after taking both your plates to the sink you went to the living room to relax on the couch | |
| 466 | >Nightmare followed and sat next you | |
| 467 | "You can go ahead and use the shower first if you want" | |
| 468 | >Way to break the silence anon | |
| 469 | >"I'll do just that" | |
| 470 | >And she's gone | |
| 471 | >Sitting there relaxing you replayed the events of the past few days | |
| 472 | >Going from living a simple quiet life to reforming a former villain and restoring the light to ponyville | |
| 473 | >A sudden bang and yelp coming from the bathroom brought you out of your thoughts | |
| 474 | >Running as fast as you could you arrived at the bathroom door | |
| 475 | >Turning the knob didn’t work, she must have locked the door from the inside | |
| 476 | >You rammed your shoulder into the door | |
| 477 | >Eventually breaking through the wooden barrier you stopped dead in your tracks | |
| 478 | >Laying wet and groaning in the tub was Nightmare | |
| 479 | >Her body glistening from the water still spraying down on her | |
| 480 | >Your eyes scanned down | |
| 481 | >Oh sweet jesus | |
| 482 | >Turning around you felt your face turn completely red | |
| 483 | “Are you okay Nightmare?” | |
| 484 | >Don’t turn around, don’t turn around | |
| 485 | >”Uhhgh I’m fine, my hooves slipped in this blasted tub” | |
| 486 | “Well that’s good, just let me know when you’re done” | |
| 487 | >You were going to need a nice cold shower after seeing her like that | |
| 488 | >After the little debacle with Nightmare everything calmed down | |
| 489 | >Your bathroom door would need replacing, but you’d tak that on to the ever growing bill you would send to Celestia | |
| 490 | >Going to the kitchen you still had some things to take care of before you turned in for the day | |
| 491 | >Grabbing the bread, cheese and other assortments you began making both yours and Nightmare’s lunches | |
| 492 | >Absentmindedly you were about to put a banana in her lunchbox when memories of the market flashed back into your mind | |
| 493 | >Putting the offending fruit back into the bowl you went with a regular apple for the moon horse | |
| 494 | >She should lay off the bananas for a while | |
| 495 | >Putting the final touches on you placed both of the lunches in the fridge | |
| 496 | >Now that that’s done you had one task left | |
| 497 | >The guest room | |
| 498 | “Nightmare can you come here for a minute” | |
| 499 | >”What is it human, I am quite busy” | |
| 500 | >Now you were curious | |
| 501 | >Stepping into the living room you saw the mare staring out through the window | |
| 502 | >Walking up beside her you looked at where her gaze fell | |
| 503 | >There was a couple on a stroll | |
| 504 | >The stallion and mare were walking slowly close to each other smiles on their faces | |
| 505 | “Busy spying on random ponies huh” | |
| 506 | >”I.. uh…they..” | |
| 507 | >At a loss for words her face went completely red | |
| 508 | >Alright enough embarrassing the poor mare time to get her bedroom ready | |
| 509 | “Anyway come help me clean out the guest bedroom” | |
| 510 | >”Are we having guests over” | |
| 511 | “Nope, it’s so you can have your own room. Unless you want to stay on the couch” | |
| 512 | >She walk right past you and headed towards the guest room | |
| 513 | >When you caught up with her she was already floating the rooms contents out with her magic | |
| 514 | >With Nightmares magic cleaning out the various boxes and abandoned projects went quickly | |
| 515 | >”Where should I place these?” | |
| 516 | “Set them by the kitchen counter and I’ll take them to shed later” | |
| 517 | >You got the extra set of sheets, pillows, and a blanket for her bedroom | |
| 518 | >Setting it on her bed you looked around | |
| 519 | “We should get something for this room, it looks pretty bare” | |
| 520 | >”We do not require trivial items or decorations” | |
| 521 | “It’s your room Nightmare, while you’re here let’s make it at least feel like home” | |
| 522 | >When you looked at her after surveying the emptiness you were a little surprised | |
| 523 | >Her eyes stared into your own | |
| 524 | >It’s like she was searching for something | |
| 525 | “Okay knock it off” | |
| 526 | >You never liked when girls did that | |
| 527 | >It’s like they could read your mind. | |
| 528 | >Looking at your watch it was getting late | |
| 529 | “Finish making your bed Moon, we have a normal day tomorrow” | |
| 530 | >”Very well” | |
| 531 | >As you walked out you smiled, she was something else | |
| 532 | “Goodnight Nightmare” | |
| 533 | >”Goodnight Anon” | |
| 534 | >You went to bed that night optimistic for the day to come | |
| 535 | >Opening your eyes you checked the clock on the bedside table | |
| 536 | >Barely past midnight | |
| 537 | >All this waking up in the middle of the night, you should probably go see a doctor | |
| 538 | >Getting up you headed to the kitchen for a glass of water | |
| 539 | >You stopped however next to Nightmare’s room | |
| 540 | >Through the door you heard a soft whimpering | |
| 541 | >Slowly and quietly you opened the door | |
| 542 | >”Please it’s so cold” | |
| 543 | >That’s not right it was a pretty normal temperature in your house | |
| 544 | >”I don’t want to be alone” | |
| 545 | >Ok that’s a bit different | |
| 546 | >Walking up to the bed, the fact that it was Luna laying there instead of Nightmare didn’t phase you any more | |
| 547 | >Kneeling next to her bed you brought you hand to her cheek | |
| 548 | “It’s okay you’re not alone” | |
| 549 | >You spoke as quietly as possible, with any luck she wouldn’t wake up, kick your ass, and call you a creeper | |
| 550 | >Luck was not on your side | |
| 551 | >Luna’ eyes snapped open | |
| 552 | >No sooner had they locked on to yours did you see the transformation | |
| 553 | >It was almost instantaneous | |
| 554 | >”Anon” | |
| 555 | “Ye..eah” | |
| 556 | >”Since I am a guest in your home, I’ll give you to the count of three before I disembowel you” | |
| 557 | “Noted” | |
| 558 | >Running to your room you locked the door. | |
| 559 | >Pushing the dresser against it you lay back in bed | |
| 560 | >So you saw it yourself. Nightmare and Luna were the same pony. And when Nightmare slept she changed back to Luna | |
| 561 | >You were going to write a letter to Celestia tomorrow | |
| 562 | ||
| 563 | >Your eyes were bloodshot | |
| 564 | >Staying up watching the door in fear of your life while clutching a pineapple as a weapon was not a way to get a good night’s rest. | |
| 565 | >Currently you sat in the kitchen clutching your coffee mug and taking short sips | |
| 566 | >This mare was going to be the death of you | |
| 567 | >At some points she was nice, heck you’d almost go as far as say cute | |
| 568 | >Then other times you were certain that you would wake up strapped to a board with her deciding whether to cut off one head or the other | |
| 569 | >Maybe you should see if they had bipolar meds here | |
| 570 | >She would be a poster child for | |
| 571 | >”Good morrow Anonymous, I trust you had a pleasant nights rest” | |
| 572 | “Yeah, swell” | |
| 573 | >No time to think about it now | |
| 574 | >You had a store to open in an hour and whether or not Moon wanted to murder you, you had orders to finish | |
| 575 | “We’ll be leaving soon, make sure you have don’t forget your lunch” | |
| 576 | >”Do you take me for a forgetful filly” | |
| 577 | “You don’t want me to answer that” | |
| 578 | >”And you don’t want me to show you the places I can put this with magic” | |
| 579 | >She held a familiar looking pineapple with her magic | |
| 580 | > et tu pineapple? | |
| 581 | ||
| 582 | Later that day | |
| 583 | >And there’s the last piece | |
| 584 | >You put a light coat of paint on the small birdhouse | |
| 585 | >Apparently Angel bunny, one of Fluttershy’s pets decided to commandeer the bird home as a war base | |
| 586 | >She promptly fainted upon seeing Nightmare manning the store front | |
| 587 | >Looking over to the couch you had in the back | |
| 588 | >Yup she still unconscious | |
| 589 | >”Will most ponies ever get over their fear of me?” | |
| 590 | >Eyeing Nightmare who stood in the doorframe you pondered her question | |
| 591 | “In time yes, but you can’t give up. You have a lot riding against you Nightmare, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it” | |
| 592 | “But if you are really willing to show them that you’re not the one to be feared then I’ll stay to the end” | |
| 593 | >Man that was cheesy, but it was true | |
| 594 | >Nightmare approached you | |
| 595 | >And gave you a chaste kiss on the cheek | |
| 596 | >”Thank you” | |
| 597 | >Smiling you went back to work and Nightmare returned to the front of the store | |
| 598 | >”Oh and Anon, if you tell anyone about what just happened..” | |
| 599 | “Got you loud and clear” | |
| 600 | ||
| 601 | >The bird home sat drying on the table after the new coat of paint you applied | |
| 602 | >Looking at the clip board you marked it off | |
| 603 | >What’s next on the list? | |
| 604 | >Rarity’s ponyquin, it was burned up pretty bad by Sweetie’s latest attempt at a Cutie Mark | |
| 605 | >Alright let’s see what we have to work with | |
| 606 | >Taking off the cover, the thing was in pretty bad shape | |
| 607 | >Most of the wood was charred, the wire bent. | |
| 608 | >Shouldn’t be too hard, sand the wood down and put a new coat of lacquer on it | |
| 609 | >Replace any wire you can’t bend back into shape | |
| 610 | >Grabbing the tools and materials you rolled a seat over and began your work | |
| 611 | >”Oh dear, where am I?” | |
| 612 | >Looks like Flutter has come to finally | |
| 613 | >Standing up you walked over to the shy mare | |
| 614 | “Go easy there Fluttershy you fainted earlier” | |
| 615 | >Kneeling by the couch you patted her head gently | |
| 616 | >”How long have I been sleeping, oh no my animals” | |
| 617 | >Always worried about your animals huh | |
| 618 | “Not long, but relax for a second. I’ll get you some water” | |
| 619 | >Grabbing a cup and the bottle of water you returned to the pegasi | |
| 620 | >Giving her the full cup she eagerly downed the cool water | |
| 621 | >”Thank you but I must return, my poor animals are probably worried sick” | |
| 622 | “Just take it easy and don’t rush too much” | |
| 623 | >Giggling she rose slowly into the air | |
| 624 | “And Fluttershy, you don’t have to worry about Nightmare.” | |
| 625 | >”But she’s scary” | |
| 626 | “She can be, but she really is trying to be a better pony” | |
| 627 | >”I’ll try” | |
| 628 | >With that Fluttershy gave you a quick hug and went out the back door | |
| 629 | >One pony at a time you’d show the town that Nightmare deserved a second chance | |
| 630 | >Growling behind you however indicated you were not alone | |
| 631 | >Turning around you saw Nightmares head looking at you from the doorway | |
| 632 | >”Do you always hug your customers Anonymous?” | |
| 633 | “Fluttershy’s a friend” | |
| 634 | >”Just a friend?” | |
| 635 | >You weren’t a smart man but it almost sounded like she was jealous. | |
| 636 | ||
| 637 | >Not bad for a day’s work. | |
| 638 | >The bird house was dried and ready for pickup | |
| 639 | >Rarity’s job however was going to take a bit longer | |
| 640 | >Some of the wood was burned too deeply. Trying to save the current stuff would probably be futile. | |
| 641 | >You had some extra lumber back at home, you’d just bring it with tomorrow | |
| 642 | “Nightmare go ahead and start closing up” | |
| 643 | >The shuffling and click of the lock told you she had the front covered. | |
| 644 | >Focusing on putting away all your tools you cleaned up your work space | |
| 645 | >”The front is secure” | |
| 646 | “Thanks Nighty” | |
| 647 | >”Nighty, the gall commoners have when addressing their superiors astounds me everyday” | |
| 648 | “Yeah, yeah, stick it in your poofy hair” | |
| 649 | >Walking out the back with your companion you locked the door | |
| 650 | “Head home, I’ll grab the food tonight” | |
| 651 | >She raised an inquisitive eye at your statement | |
| 652 | “Pizza, what toppings do you want?” | |
| 653 | >Nightmare’s entire demeanor changed upon the mention of the round delight | |
| 654 | >”Peppers and olives” | |
| 655 | “Okay, I’ll see you at home” | |
| 656 | ||
| 657 | >Walking home you held the box containing the large pie | |
| 658 | >The smell wafted out of the box and into the cool night air | |
| 659 | >Damn it smelt good | |
| 660 | >You bought a bottle of soda to go with | |
| 661 | >Come to think of it has Nightmare ever tried soda before? | |
| 662 | >Was soda around a thousand years ago? | |
| 663 | >This could be entertaining | |
| 664 | >Your house came into view as you walked through town | |
| 665 | >It’s only been a few days and she changed so much | |
| 666 | >Add that you sent the letter out to Celestia before picking up the pizza | |
| 667 | >Maybe this whole ordeal was actually going to end well | |
| 668 | >You got your hopes up | |
| 669 | ||
| 670 | >The moment you entered your house they got shattered in more pieces that spike’s pride | |
| 671 | >Nightmare was standing on your couch levitating the table lamp and several potted plants | |
| 672 | >Twilight was doing the same thing but using most of pots and pans from the kitchen | |
| 673 | “So did I miss anything important?” | |
| 674 | >”This heathen intruded and refused to leave” | |
| 675 | >”I told you I needed to speak with Anon, but you told me to go back to whorse island” | |
| 676 | “Twilight, please put all the stuff back. I promise I’ll come and see you tomorrow morning.” | |
| 677 | >”Please do, it’s important” | |
| 678 | >You saw Moon stick out her tongue at Twilight as she left through the door | |
| 679 | “As for you” | |
| 680 | >”I was merely protecting this abode from the intruder” | |
| 681 | “Put that stuff down, the pizza will get cold” | |
| 682 | >The smile Nightmare had was infectious | |
| 683 | >You couldn’t even stay mad at this mare | |
| 684 | ||
| 685 | HeliAnon !iCgcZlzXtY 08/21/15(Fri)20:29:04 No.24397697▶ | |
| 686 | >After a long day you lay in bed | |
| 687 | >All this craziness, at least nothing was broken. | |
| 688 | >Turning off the lights you close your eyes and drifted off into dreamland | |
| 689 | >The door to your bedroom opening caught your attention | |
| 690 | >In the moonlight you made out the shape of Nightmare approaching the bed | |
| 691 | >As she climbed into bed with you, you started coming to your senses | |
| 692 | “Nightmare what are you” | |
| 693 | >”Shhhh” | |
| 694 | >You felt her tongue take a teasing lick of your neck | |
| 695 | >She trailed soft kisses down, pushing the comforter off you | |
| 696 | >her lips nipping at your skin as she kept going down past you abdomen | |
| 697 | >Her hooves hooked your waistband and pulled down your boxers | |
| 698 | >You felt her breath on your member | |
| 699 | >”Such an odd shape” | |
| 700 | >Your breath caught as you felt her take a long lick from the base to the head | |
| 701 | >This felt amazing | |
| 702 | >Her tongue wrapped and coiled around you | |
| 703 | >It only took seconds and you were at full mast | |
| 704 | >A fact which was not lost | |
| 705 | >”Seems like someone’s enjoying themselves, so why don’t you repay the favor” | |
| 706 | >Nightmare repositioned herself so her plot was above your face | |
| 707 | >When she brought it down you were greeted by her marehood | |
| 708 | >Your arms gripped her flanks as you took a lick of her folds | |
| 709 | >Nightmare moaned and returned to trying to get your entire length down her throat | |
| 710 | >Lapping at her folds you were rewarded with her nectar | |
| 711 | >Her winking clit received the same treatment | |
| 712 | >Pinching it with your teeth elicited a particularly large moan and a torrent of juice | |
| 713 | ||
| 714 | >No sooner had that happened that Nightmares plot was replaced with her face | |
| 715 | >Her tongue in your mouth fought for dominance | |
| 716 | >”In me.. now” | |
| 717 | >Lining herself up she plunged down | |
| 718 | >So tight, good god she was tight | |
| 719 | >Like a vice made of velvet | |
| 720 | >Rocking her hips she continued her attack on your mouth | |
| 721 | >Her insides were like fire as she rode up and down on our shaft | |
| 722 | >Gripping her flanks you started to meet her half way | |
| 723 | >How long were you at it you don’t even know | |
| 724 | >Now Nightmare had her ass raised and you held on for dear life as you slammed your hips against her | |
| 725 | “Nightmare I’m so close” | |
| 726 | >”Do it inside me” | |
| 727 | “You sure” | |
| 728 | “Don’t you dare pull out” | |
| 729 | >It was all the confirmation you needed | |
| 730 | >You felt the familiar build up of pressure | |
| 731 | >With one final slam you exploded inside her | |
| 732 | >Rope after rope painted her insides | |
| 733 | >Nightmare must have been close as well, you felt her insides grip you as a her mare juice erupted from her entrance | |
| 734 | >Collapsing next to her you grabbed the mare and pulled her into an embrace | |
| 735 | “So what brought this on?” | |
| 736 | >You gave her a quick kiss on the lips | |
| 737 | >”It’s time to wake up” | |
| 738 | >You woke up in a cold sweat | |
| 739 | >Well this dream was different | |
| 740 | ||
| 741 | >Drinking your coffee you sat at the table | |
| 742 | >The dream was still fresh in your mind | |
| 743 | >”Good morrow, Anon look at the beautiful darkness of a new day” | |
| 744 | >Someone was in a good mood | |
| 745 | >Trotting over she sat in front of you with her own cup of joe | |
| 746 | >Giving you a smile she began taking slow sips from her mug | |
| 747 | >Your face grew red as images from the dream last night entered your mind | |
| 748 | “I have to go see Twilight this morning. I’ll see you at the store” | |
| 749 | >You almost ran out of the house | |
| 750 | >Surely that didn’t raise any suspicions whatsoever | |
| 751 | ||
| 752 | At the Crystal Castle Thingy | |
| 753 | >”He said he’d be here this morning” | |
| 754 | >”Calm down Twilight, if he said he’d be here he’ll be here” | |
| 755 | >The purple dragon tried reassuring the pacing alicorn | |
| 756 | >You walking through the front doors alleviated her worries | |
| 757 | “Morning Twilight” | |
| 758 | >”Good Morning Anon, follow me” | |
| 759 | >Twilight led you to the throne room, the place looked like a knights of the round table rejection room | |
| 760 | “So what’s so important that my pots and pans almost became deadly projectiles yesterday” | |
| 761 | >”Your letter to the Princess” | |
| 762 | “Oh she got it, did she say anything about the observations” | |
| 763 | >”She did, based on your observations whenever Nightmare Moon rests, Luna’s consciousness assumes control.” | |
| 764 | “Well that’s good, right? That means Luna is still in there along with Nightmare” | |
| 765 | >”Yes, it would make sense since it seems Luna has still been overseeing ponies dreams” | |
| 766 | “That’s good” | |
| 767 | >…. | |
| 768 | >Oh shit! | |
| 769 | “What do you mean overseeing dreams?” | |
| 770 | >”Well Luna watches over everypony’s dreams to ensure evil doesn’t corrupt them” | |
| 771 | >Fuck your life | |
| 772 | ||
| 773 | >You entered the store cautiously | |
| 774 | >If Nightmare was the other personality of Luna, and she saw what you dreamed about you were in some deep shit | |
| 775 | >Seeing Nighty standing by the front counter reading the paper didn’t put you at ease, something was wrong | |
| 776 | “Anything happen while I was gone?” | |
| 777 | >”Not really, a pony named Lyra dropped off a strange contraption but that’s about it” | |
| 778 | “Ok, thanks for opening the store again” | |
| 779 | >She waved her hoof dismissively. Something was definitely up, no snide remarks about how you should owe her | |
| 780 | >Watching her closely you made your way into the back | |
| 781 | >She was plotting something, and when you least suspect it she would strike | |
| 782 | >You were sure of it | |
| 783 | >Or you were extremely paranoid and this was going to lead to a nervous breakdown | |
| 784 | >Working through the morning you made some good progress on Rarity’s project. | |
| 785 | >You’d look at what crazy gizmo Lyra brought you this afternoon. | |
| 786 | “Nightmare, want to have lunch inside today. It is pretty hot outside” | |
| 787 | >”That would be adequate, I will grab the lunches” | |
| 788 | >Maybe you were just being overly paranoid, she was acting nice and even if it was a bit out of character for her she wouldn’t put on this much of an act | |
| 789 | >Or wait this long for revenge | |
| 790 | >Right? | |
| 791 | ||
| 792 | >Sitting at the work table you munched on the simple cheese sandwich | |
| 793 | “So the weekends coming up, want to go do something?” | |
| 794 | >”Such as?” | |
| 795 | “How about a picnic or swimming, you’ve been working hard so I think you need a break” | |
| 796 | >”We shall consider your offer” | |
| 797 | >So much for making idle banter | |
| 798 | >”If you are done with that I did have something for you to try” | |
| 799 | >Your spider senses are on fucking fire! | |
| 800 | “Oh, its fine you didn’t have to get me anything” | |
| 801 | >”Oh but we insist” | |
| 802 | >That evil smile, you gulped in fear | |
| 803 | >She knew | |
| 804 | >Moments later a small container was in front of you | |
| 805 | >Closing your eyes you waited for the inevitable death | |
| 806 | >”What are you doing, you know it’s rude to not accept a present from a Royal” | |
| 807 | “Uhh, th.. thank you” | |
| 808 | >You picked up the small container and opened it | |
| 809 | >Wait what is this stuff | |
| 810 | >No its.. jello | |
| 811 | >Memories flashed through your head | |
| 812 | >Luna in a leather outfit throwing you in vat of jello | |
| 813 | >Swinging a riding crop and telling you she’d lick you clean | |
| 814 | >Hello darkness my old friend | |
| 815 | ||
| 816 | >My back hurts, why does my back hurt? | |
| 817 | >Eyes open | |
| 818 | >Nope, go fuck yourself Anon, we’ve seen too much bullshit today | |
| 819 | >Even your body parts were rebelling against you | |
| 820 | >Sitting up you realized you were on the couch | |
| 821 | >And Nightmare was sitting next you skimming the newspaper | |
| 822 | >”Welcome back to the world of the living” | |
| 823 | “How long was I out?” | |
| 824 | >”An hour or so” | |
| 825 | “Listen Nightmare I” | |
| 826 | >She cut you off with a hoof | |
| 827 | >”Anon, I’m only going to say this once. And then since I am a merciful queen, shall forget this happened” | |
| 828 | >You nodded still silent | |
| 829 | >”If you ever have such inappropriate dreams about myself, I shall personally make you a eunuch” | |
| 830 | >Instinctively your hand covered your junk | |
| 831 | >”Do we have an accord” | |
| 832 | >You nodded | |
| 833 | >”Excellent, I shall reopen the store” | |
| 834 | >You’d probably need more therapy sessions when this was all over. | |
| 835 | ||
| 836 | >Sitting up in your bed you thought about the events of the day | |
| 837 | >Waking up from e very sexually charged dream | |
| 838 | >Learning that Nightmare’s and Luna’s minds were connected enough that they knew what the other witnessed | |
| 839 | >Being threatened with castration | |
| 840 | >Pretty exciting | |
| 841 | >And provided you didn’t diddle Nightmare in your dreams it would be business as usual tomorrow | |
| 842 | >Then this weekend you would take Nighty on a mini vacation | |
| 843 | >Closing your eyes you drifted off to the dream world | |
| 844 | ||
| 845 | >”Anon hurry up or you’ll be late” | |
| 846 | >Late? Late for what? | |
| 847 | >”Holy crap your suits all kinds of messed up” | |
| 848 | >Why am I in a suit? | |
| 849 | >What kind of mess am I in now? | |
| 850 | >Looking around several ponies were running around | |
| 851 | >Bouquets of flowers lined the walls | |
| 852 | >What was this, a church? | |
| 853 | >Anon get up there | |
| 854 | >Being pushed by a mob of ponies you were deposited at the altar | |
| 855 | >Wait a minute, I can’t be getting married | |
| 856 | >I don’t even have a girlfriend | |
| 857 | >The music of ‘Here comes the bride’ began playing | |
| 858 | >From the doors in the back a mare in a flowing white dress bagan walking towards the altar | |
| 859 | >Soon she was standing facing you | |
| 860 | >Nervously you lifted the veil | |
| 861 | “Nightmare?” | |
| 862 | ||
| 863 | >Waking up in a cold sweat must be the new hip thing to do cause you were doing it a lot now | |
| 864 | >Throwing the covers off you pondered the latest in a set of bizarre dreams | |
| 865 | “Nightmare’s going to probably kick me in the nuts for that one” | |
| 866 | ||
| 867 | Be Nightmare Moon | |
| 868 | >You saw the most recent dream Anon had this eve | |
| 869 | >A wedding with you as the bride | |
| 870 | >Cheeky human, to even think that you would consider him as mate | |
| 871 | >He wasn’t exactly bad looking, but he did grind your nerves more than even Celestia | |
| 872 | >Walking into the kitchen you saw the human looking worse for wear | |
| 873 | >His eyes bloodshot he nursed his usual mug | |
| 874 | >Pouring yourself a cup as well you floated the mug and placed it on the table | |
| 875 | “I had a very interesting dream last night” | |
| 876 | >You saw him stiffen at your statement | |
| 877 | “Would you like to hear about?” | |
| 878 | >”No I’m okay, I’m just going to go get ready for work” | |
| 879 | >You saw him stumble over his own feet trying to flee | |
| 880 | >Oh what fun you would have with him today | |
| 881 | ||
| 882 | >Honestly the dark toned mare was going to cause your sanity do disappear | |
| 883 | >The walk to the store that morning was awkward for you | |
| 884 | >Not being able to look her in the eyes was becoming an annoyance | |
| 885 | >If there was one thing you hated the most it was being scared of uncertainty | |
| 886 | >Casting a glance at Nightmare, you noticed she was trotting right next you | |
| 887 | >Sporting a serene smile she maintained pace with you | |
| 888 | “I’ve been meaning to ask Nightmare, do you maybe want a book or something when you’re working the front” | |
| 889 | >She quirked an eyebrow at your question | |
| 890 | >”I do not recall seeing any literature within your store” | |
| 891 | “Well I really don’t have any books there, but we could stop by the library” | |
| 892 | >Nightmare seemed to mull over your suggestion | |
| 893 | >”Some light reading would be welcome” | |
| 894 | >Looks like you and Nightmare were going to make a small detour before heading to work | |
| 895 | ||
| 896 | >You had to give it to Twilight she was taking this pretty well | |
| 897 | >”Anon, what made you think that bringing her here was a good idea?” | |
| 898 | >As well as could be hoped for anyway | |
| 899 | >”You are going to apologize to those guards” | |
| 900 | >Casting a glance towards the wall two guards, which were previously posted outside lay crumpled against a wall | |
| 901 | >Unsurprisingly when they saw Nightmare and yourself approaching the crystal castle they promptly stood ready to face her | |
| 902 | >It was almost brave if not for the fact that you could see the shaking in their pony legs | |
| 903 | >Then when they realized that their show of force wasn’t working they said goodbye to the world of the woken. | |
| 904 | >Naturally to spare them the joys of sleeping outside you picked up both the guards and carried them inside with you. | |
| 905 | >Nightmare scoffed as you both entered | |
| 906 | >”If my guards had ever shown such fear, they would be banished to the wastes” | |
| 907 | >But let’s get back to Purple butt being mad at you | |
| 908 | >Yup just look at that glare and scrunch | |
| 909 | “Not my fault this time, your guards just had a panic attack” | |
| 910 | >You gestured at the two guards, who now in their unconscious state snuggled against each other | |
| 911 | “All we came here for is some books, Nightmare said she’d enjoy some light reading while she works in my shop” | |
| 912 | >If there was a way to get anyone on Twilights good side, it was to show her they were fans of a good book | |
| 913 | >Speaking of which, where was your terrorizer? | |
| 914 | “Listen Twilight, I’m just going to help her grab a book or two and we’ll be out of your hair” | |
| 915 | >”Fine, but make sure she doesn’t damage them or you’ll be buying me the replacements” | |
| 916 | “Don’t worry so much, I’ll make sure she doesn’t eat them or use them as toilet paper” | |
| 917 | >Walking away from Twilight you started the search for the mare in question | |
| 918 | >A few minutes of searching yielded no results | |
| 919 | >Where was she, coming upon the next section you read the plaque | |
| 920 | “Equestrian History” | |
| 921 | >Stepping forward you resumed your search. | |
| 922 | >This time your efforts were rewarded | |
| 923 | >Nightmare was scanning the shelves filled full of books and scrolls | |
| 924 | “Find anything good?” | |
| 925 | >”History can’t ever be only classified as good” | |
| 926 | >You raised an eyebrow at that | |
| 927 | >”It is merely a record of past events, events as seen from the eyes of the victors” | |
| 928 | “I’ll just take that as a yes” | |
| 929 | >”Quite, now hold these” | |
| 930 | >When you left the library your arms were crammed full of books | |
| 931 | “You can’t seriously expect me to believe you’re going to read all these” | |
| 932 | >”Despite your misplaced doubt I happen to enjoy learning various subjects” | |
| 933 | >Rolling your eyes you adjusted the books yet again, some were close to falling | |
| 934 | “On the bright side you won’t be too bored up front” | |
| 935 | ||
| 936 | >Nightmare definitely had a grudge against you about the dreams you’ve been having | |
| 937 | >How did you come to this conclusion? | |
| 938 | >Simple really, firstly being made to carry all of her chosen reading material | |
| 939 | >And secondly because she told you | |
| 940 | >”These delusions you entertain that you would ever even grace the presence of our wedding makes me laugh” | |
| 941 | >It actually got annoying with how high and mighty she got with this | |
| 942 | >”And since we can’t simply fetch a new commoner due to our sister choice we shall simply have you do our bidding as a payment” | |
| 943 | >She was indebting you for your subconscious thoughts | |
| 944 | >You’d humor her for now, but if she got out of hand with this you still had your bag of goodies for dealing with problem equestrian villains | |
| 945 | >But you needed to get back to work | |
| 946 | ||
| 947 | >Using your trusty set of pliers you bent another strand of copper. | |
| 948 | >This ponyquin of Rarity’s turned out to be a bigger undertaking than you originally expected | |
| 949 | >Twisting the end to get rid of the sharp point you got your miniature torch | |
| 950 | >The little gadget was powered with magic, hot enough to melt most metals and only cost you three hours of being grilled by Twilight about the human world | |
| 951 | >Setting the pliers on your trustee bench you picked up the solid wooden block and a pattern gouge | |
| 952 | >Applying pressure you started shaping the block to form a head piece | |
| 953 | >”Anon, it’s almost lunch time, finish up what your working on” | |
| 954 | “Yes, mother” | |
| 955 | >Your quip resulted in something solid hitting you in the back of the head | |
| 956 | >One final firm passage with the gouge and you set your tool down | |
| 957 | >Blowing over the recent work you watched the wooden shaving fall | |
| 958 | >Placing the wooden piece down you stood up and dusted yourself off | |
| 959 | >You heard the click of the front door, and the noise of the sign being flipped from open to closed | |
| 960 | >Heading over to the fridge you grabbed both of the lunchboxes and headed outside | |
| 961 | >Walking over to the wooden table which was set behind your shop you set down the lunches | |
| 962 | >Leaning back you stretched your arms over your head | |
| 963 | >Hearing a pop you let out a satisfied grunt | |
| 964 | >The sky was still dark, but when you looked around it seemed as if it was starting to shrink over the town | |
| 965 | >Another question you’d have to bring up to the princess in your next letter | |
| 966 | >A few moments later you were joined by Nightmare at the table | |
| 967 | >The glow of her magic surrounded her lunchbox and floated it towards herself | |
| 968 | >No matter how many times you saw it magic in this place still amazed you | |
| 969 | >Ponies didn’t have arms, but unicorn had magic which worked just as well | |
| 970 | >Pegasi could use their wings and handle things provided they were not extremely heavy | |
| 971 | >Thinking about the earth pony race it seemed if they got a bum rap | |
| 972 | >Neither being able to fly or use magic, they had to do everything using their hooves and brains | |
| 973 | >Wait why’s Nightmare looking at you all funny | |
| 974 | >”Are you going to eat or just sit there with the idiotic expression on your face” | |
| 975 | >You must have been lost in thought for a bit | |
| 976 | >Opening your lunch you brought out the container with the rice and steamed veggies | |
| 977 | >Man this stuff was good | |
| 978 | >Simply seasoning with salt and pepper made this a simple but delicious meal | |
| 979 | >You and Nightmare ate in relative silence | |
| 980 | >Mind you it wasn’t a bad silence, it was actually quite welcome | |
| 981 | >It didn’t feel like you had to say anything, just simply enjoy the outdoors while eating lunch | |
| 982 | “So have you given any thought on where you want to go this weekend?” | |
| 983 | >Looking thoughtful, Nightmare floated another spoonful of rice to her mouth | |
| 984 | >”It has been ages since I last had an opportunity to swim freely” | |
| 985 | >So the lake it is | |
| 986 | “We’ll pack tomorrow, and leave the day after then” | |
| 987 | >A nod was all you received from Nightmare as she chewed her food | |
| 988 | >A few more minutes later you packed up the two lunchboxes and headed inside | |
| 989 | >Nightmare walked back to the front of the store as you stowed the boxes away and set yourself back to work | |
| 990 | >You thought about the mini vacation you were about to embark on you started to prepare a mental checklist | |
| 991 | >Blankets, towels, food, a tent, sleeping bags, and some lanterns. | |
| 992 | >Maybe you could get your hands on some fireworks to light off at night. | |
| 993 | >Most of the food you could make yourself, probably get the rest from sugarcube corner. | |
| 994 | >The plan started to form in your head as you worked | |
| 995 | >You always did pride yourself on your ability to multitask. | |
| 996 | ||
| 997 | >It had been maybe an hour since lunch when you heard the storefront door open | |
| 998 | >”Good afternoon welcome’s to the Repair Shop, hello Fluttershy I’ll tell Anon you’re here” | |
| 999 | >Wow she was even being more polite than ever before | |
| 1000 | >Soft hoof falls preceded Fluttershy’s entrance | |
| 1001 | >”Good afternoon Anon” | |
| 1002 | “Hello Flutters, I have the birdhouse all finished for you” | |
| 1003 | >”Oh thank you so much, the poor little bird family was worried sick about it for days now” | |
| 1004 | “Well you know I’m happy to help, just next time tell Angel that he’ll be helping rebuild it if he breaks it” | |
| 1005 | >”Oh Anon, you know he’s just young. He doesn’t understand how his actions affect others” | |
| 1006 | >That bunny knew too well, he caused more damage around Fluttershy’s place than Discord | |
| 1007 | >”Thank you again Anonymous” | |
| 1008 | >With that you helped Fluttershy pack the birdhouse into her saddlebag | |
| 1009 | >She waved goodbye as she left. | |
| 1010 | >”Have a nice day Miss Moon” | |
| 1011 | >”You as well Fluttershy” | |
| 1012 | >Well now this was just unimaginable, Nightmare was being polite to others | |
| 1013 | >Then again this was Fluttershy, you didn’t think there was a creature alive that didn’t warm up to the shy yellow mare | |
| 1014 | >She was just too adorable | |
| 1015 | ||
| 1016 | >Using the different files you continued to carve the wooden block | |
| 1017 | >Grabbing some sandpaper, you pressed it against the wood and moved it with the grain | |
| 1018 | >With a little more work you’d be ready to stain it | |
| 1019 | >Time however was not on your side, the clock on the wall read six. | |
| 1020 | >Ok, you were surprised Nightmare didn’t come bothering you about finishing for the day. | |
| 1021 | >Standing up you felt the strain in your neck. | |
| 1022 | >You were definitely at it for a while. | |
| 1023 | >Walking to the front you saw something surprising. | |
| 1024 | >Luna’s face was firmly planted in the book on the counter | |
| 1025 | >She must have fallen asleep while reading | |
| 1026 | >Walking over to her you placed a hand on her shoulder | |
| 1027 | >Gently shaking her awake you prepared yourself for her inevitable reaction | |
| 1028 | >”What the…. Huh?” | |
| 1029 | >Her head snapped to attention | |
| 1030 | >The almost immediate transformation from Luna to Nightmare occurred | |
| 1031 | “It’s time to go home Nightmare” | |
| 1032 | >Yawning with a hoof to her mouth she closed her book | |
| 1033 | >”What time is it?” | |
| 1034 | “Just past six, close up and we’ll head home” | |
| 1035 | “Okay” | |
| 1036 | >She must have been still half asleep | |
| 1037 | >It didn’t take long to put all your tools away and grab the lunchboxes | |
| 1038 | >With a still drowsy Nightmare you started your trip home | |
| 1039 | ||
| 1040 | >The cool air of the evening felt good against your skin | |
| 1041 | >Nightmare looked like she was ready to fall back asleep | |
| 1042 | >Trotting next to you, she kept bumping against you | |
| 1043 | >She would correct her track only to eventually end up bumping back into you due to her drowsiness | |
| 1044 | >After a minute she settled just walking while half leaning against you | |
| 1045 | >You’d bet everything you have that in her right state of mind she’d never allow herself to do something like this | |
| 1046 | >Several ponies who were also heading home for the day observed you | |
| 1047 | >The mares giggled and the stallions smiled knowingly | |
| 1048 | >If they only knew that this mare was more likely to beat your butt that act like this unless she wasn’t in her right mind | |
| 1049 | >Eventually you both made it home. | |
| 1050 | >You led Nightmare straight to bed and tucked the mare in | |
| 1051 | >You were feeling pretty tired yourself, but there were a few things left to do | |
| 1052 | >Heading to the kitchen you began prepping tomorrow’s lunch for the two of you | |
| 1053 | >Grabbing some pasta you decided to make some sautéed veggies with pasta. | |
| 1054 | >You enjoyed cooking, heck just working with your hands brought you a sense of pride | |
| 1055 | >In essence you were equestria’s only handyman, in both senses of the word. | |
| 1056 | >Putting the final touches on the two lunches you stowed the lunchboxes in the fridge | |
| 1057 | >Grabbing a bottle of water, you brought it to your lips. | |
| 1058 | >A quick swig and you capped the bottle. | |
| 1059 | >Time for a shower and then to bed. | |
| 1060 | >Grabbing a towel and some underwear you headed to the bathroom. | |
| 1061 | >Turning the shower on you adjusted the knobs to get that perfect mix | |
| 1062 | >Stepping in you let the water just wash off the day’s grime | |
| 1063 | >You had to be careful, if you stayed here for too long you’d end up falling asleep in the shower. | |
| 1064 | >Some shampoo and soap later you rinsed off and stepped out of the shower | |
| 1065 | >Wiping yourself down you put on your undies and headed to your bedroom | |
| 1066 | >You ended up just collapsing onto the bed. | |
| 1067 | >Laying your head on the pillow you relaxed | |
| 1068 | >Your thoughts turned to what dreams may come when you drifted off to dreamland | |
| 1069 | ||
| 1070 | >Standing on a hilltop surrounded by fields of green seemed strange to you at first | |
| 1071 | >Looking around it was green as far as the eye could see | |
| 1072 | >Sitting down in the grass you felt a cool breeze sweep against you | |
| 1073 | >This was peaceful | |
| 1074 | >It was a dream, it had to be. Slightly different from the ones you’ve been having but a dream nonetheless | |
| 1075 | >Something or someone was watching you. It didn’t take a psychic to figure it out, it was your mind after all | |
| 1076 | “I know someone’s there, why don’t you just come out” | |
| 1077 | >You waited for a response, but only received silence | |
| 1078 | >It didn’t bother you, if someone wanted to try harming you in this dream they had many opportunities to do it | |
| 1079 | >Casting a glance around you, your eyes stopped on a shadow floating behind you | |
| 1080 | >It didn’t have a solid form to it but judging by its general shape you knew who the intruder was | |
| 1081 | “How are you Luna?” | |
| 1082 | >No response, it didn’t move or make any acknowledgement that you were speaking to it | |
| 1083 | “I know you’re there Luna, and if I’m right Nightmare is there as well” | |
| 1084 | >Still nothing, she probably could only observe and not interact | |
| 1085 | “Well at least I won’t get any threats tomorrow from this dream huh” | |
| 1086 | >So is this what schizophrenics act like? Simply talking to themselves | |
| 1087 | >Leaning back until you were laying down you enjoyed this peaceful dreamscape | |
| 1088 | >Wondering what the day would bring you felt yourself jolt awake | |
| 1089 | ||
| 1090 | >Rubbing the sleep from your eyes you made your way to the bathroom | |
| 1091 | >Opening the door you were met with a still tired looking Nightmare | |
| 1092 | >With a toothbrush still in her mouth she turned to you | |
| 1093 | >”Morning Anon” | |
| 1094 | “Morning Nighty” | |
| 1095 | >She moved to the side, making space so you could brush your teeth as well | |
| 1096 | >You could almost laugh at this. | |
| 1097 | >Walking up to the sink you grabbed your toothbrush and spread some toothpaste on the bristles | |
| 1098 | >Side by side you and Nightmare brushed your teeth | |
| 1099 | >Gargling with some mouthwash you started out of the bathroom | |
| 1100 | >Looking over your shoulder you saw Nightmare applying some light makeup | |
| 1101 | ||
| 1102 | >Entering the kitchen you set the kettle and began making the nectar of the gods | |
| 1103 | >Taking out the two lunches you started getting everything together for the oncoming day | |
| 1104 | >The whistling of the kettle got you moving again prepping two mugs. You poured the water into the grounds and filtered the mixture into them. | |
| 1105 | >The remainder of the boiled water was used to make some oatmeal for breakfast. | |
| 1106 | >Placing the bowl of cooling oatmeal and mug of coffee at Nightmare’s spot you sat in your own. | |
| 1107 | “Nightmare, breakfast is ready” | |
| 1108 | >”Coming, just give me a second” | |
| 1109 | >No royal voice, or condescension. Who said miracles don’t happen | |
| 1110 | >Grabbing a spoon you dug in, tasting the oatmeal it was pretty bland | |
| 1111 | >Getting back up you headed to fridge. | |
| 1112 | >The oatmeal needed something, looking around the shelves and moving some contents aside you found a small container with blueberries | |
| 1113 | >That’ll do the trick | |
| 1114 | >Returning to your seat, you tipped the container and dumped some of the blue morsels into the oatmeal | |
| 1115 | >Stirring the contents of the bowl you brought a spoonful to your mouth | |
| 1116 | >Sweet and tangy, perfect if you do say so yourself | |
| 1117 | >The sound of hooves on the wooden floor alerted you to Nightmare’s presence | |
| 1118 | >She crossed the kitchen area and took a seat across from you and dug into her breakfast | |
| 1119 | >Gulping down the rest of your breakfast and coffee you picked up the plate and mug and headed to the sink | |
| 1120 | >You’d do the dishes tonight | |
| 1121 | “Are you excited about tomorrow?” | |
| 1122 | >”Hmmm I’ll make a judgment on the level of excitement once were actually there” | |
| 1123 | >Finishing her own breakfast you saw her plate and mug join yours in the sink | |
| 1124 | “Why don’t we get going” | |
| 1125 | ||
| 1126 | >Most of Ponyville was covered by the morning mist | |
| 1127 | >A few scattered ponies could be seen going to work | |
| 1128 | >On the horizon you could see the beginnings of Celestia’s sunrise | |
| 1129 | >Just like the past few days the patch of darkness which blocked the light of sun had grown smaller | |
| 1130 | >You had a feeling this was in some way tied the changes that were happening with the mare by your side | |
| 1131 | >Opening the door to your store you let Nightmare enter | |
| 1132 | >She walked to her usual spot and floated a book from the stack behind her to the counter | |
| 1133 | “So which one are you reading today?” | |
| 1134 | >With her magic she lifted the book again so you could see the title | |
| 1135 | >’Equestria through the years’ | |
| 1136 | “Well I won’t keep you from your quest for knowledge you highness” | |
| 1137 | >Walking to the back you saw the corners of her mouth turn up in a smile. | |
| 1138 | >Sitting yourself down on the stool you brought the wooden ponyquin head up to your eyes | |
| 1139 | >Looking it over you tried finding any obvious imperfections | |
| 1140 | >Nothing looked off, then again looks can be deceiving. | |
| 1141 | >Opening a drawer on your workbench you reached in to fish out a piece of high grit sandpaper | |
| 1142 | >Where the heck was it | |
| 1143 | >Biting your tongue your hand fumbled inside the drawer | |
| 1144 | >Dang, nothing. Did you already go through your whole supply? | |
| 1145 | >Sighing you got up. Looks like you’d be heading to Hay’s hardware before you got started | |
| 1146 | >When you reached the front you found Nightmare deeply engrossed in her book | |
| 1147 | “Nightmare, I have to grab some sandpaper from the hardware store. You’re in charge” | |
| 1148 | >She gave you a mock salute without even looking up | |
| 1149 | >Shaking your head you made your way outside | |
| 1150 | >This vacation would probably do her some good, she was likely loosing her mind if her actions during the last few days were any indication. | |
| 1151 | >Walking down the dirt path, you kicked random rocks that littered the walkway | |
| 1152 | >You should have checked if you were running low on anything else before leaving | |
| 1153 | >Oh well, you’d make a list when you got back. | |
| 1154 | >Seeing the sign of the hardware store you picked up your pace | |
| 1155 | >Good thing Hay always opened as early as you did | |
| 1156 | >Giving him a good morning wave as you entered you headed to the woodworking section | |
| 1157 | >Your eyes scanned the selection of various sheets of sandpaper | |
| 1158 | >Low grit, low grit, ahh there we go high grit. | |
| 1159 | >Grabbing two large sheets, you tucked them under your arm | |
| 1160 | >Taking a quick look you hoped something else would come to mind while you were here | |
| 1161 | >Come on brain, back me up here | |
| 1162 | >Not remembering anything you made your way to the cashier | |
| 1163 | >You and Hay had a lot in common, both enjoyed wood work and craft projects | |
| 1164 | >Hay rung you up and after dropping some bits on the counter you were on your way back | |
| 1165 | >Or would have been if not for someone yelling your name | |
| 1166 | >”Anon!!! I’ve been looking for you everywhere” | |
| 1167 | >A purple blur rushed into your view | |
| 1168 | “What’s wrong Twilight?” | |
| 1169 | >”Princess Celestia, she said she needs to speak with you right away” | |
| 1170 | “Okay, just let me lock up the store and tell..” | |
| 1171 | >”There’s no time, just hold still, I’ll teleport us to the castle” | |
| 1172 | “Twilight do..” | |
| 1173 | ||
| 1174 | “…n’t” | |
| 1175 | >Do you know the feeling when you are charged with static electricity? | |
| 1176 | >You can feel the hair on your arms stand on end | |
| 1177 | >That’s what it feels like to be teleported | |
| 1178 | >Well also you forgot to add the nausea, a large shock, and headache | |
| 1179 | >Leaning against the closest wall you tried to make the room stop spinning | |
| 1180 | “Twilight, remember when I told you don’t like being teleported?” | |
| 1181 | >”Oh yeah, but this is important” | |
| 1182 | “Last question, how good is your cleaning service?” | |
| 1183 | >”I’d have to say pretty good, why?” | |
| 1184 | >Bending over you emptied this morning’s breakfast right at the purple princess’ hooves | |
| 1185 | >She jumped back trying to avoid it | |
| 1186 | >She failed, hopefully this would help her remember for next time | |
| 1187 | >”This is so disgusting, let’s go to the other room” | |
| 1188 | >Righting yourself you used your sleeve to wipe your mouth | |
| 1189 | >Twilights face was starting to green slightly | |
| 1190 | >She was probably someone who puked if they were around someone who did as well | |
| 1191 | >Following the retreating mare you entered another room | |
| 1192 | “So I thought we were going to see the Princess?” | |
| 1193 | >”Indeed you were” | |
| 1194 | >Turning to the source of the voice you found Princess Celestia approaching you | |
| 1195 | >Her warm smile slightly settling your stomach | |
| 1196 | >Maybe it was one of her special talents | |
| 1197 | “So what’s so important I had to lose my breakfast” | |
| 1198 | >”I came here to thank you Anonymous” | |
| 1199 | >What? | |
| 1200 | “Anything specific or just a general thank you” | |
| 1201 | >You were confused by what this mare was on about | |
| 1202 | >”I honestly couldn’t believe you had succeeded, but rest assured your help will not go unrewarded” | |
| 1203 | >Stepping closer to her, you picked up one of her hooves and clasped it in your hands | |
| 1204 | “I can say this with all sincerity Princess” | |
| 1205 | >Your eyes locked with hers | |
| 1206 | “I have no idea what you’re talking about” | |
| 1207 | >It was Celestia’s turn to be confused | |
| 1208 | >”Luna, who else” | |
| 1209 | “I don’t follow, I mean yeah she’s there but her and Nightmare are improving slowly” | |
| 1210 | >Celestia looked to Twilight and back to you the confused expression evident on her face only grew | |
| 1211 | >”Anon, Luna appeared in her chambers maybe an hour ago” | |
| 1212 | “She did what now? You have to be mistaken Nightmare was in my store not even half an hour ago” | |
| 1213 | >Nightmare, oh no! | |
| 1214 | >Turning on your heel you ran from the room | |
| 1215 | >Most of the guards jumped out of the way when you came running through the hallways | |
| 1216 | >You had to get back to the shop | |
| 1217 | >If Luna had returned did that mean that Nightmare was gone? | |
| 1218 | ||
| 1219 | >Your lungs were on fire | |
| 1220 | >Figuratively not literally anyway | |
| 1221 | >Ponies watched you as you ran like a madman to your store | |
| 1222 | >Please be there | |
| 1223 | >Reaching the front door you jerked it open | |
| 1224 | >She was at the counter | |
| 1225 | >The book you saw her reading not too long ago lay open at her spot | |
| 1226 | >Maybe she’s in the back, running to your work space your eyes surveyed the room | |
| 1227 | >Empty save for the projects and your tools | |
| 1228 | >She was gone | |
| 1229 | >You don’t remember you actually felt this sad. | |
| 1230 | >Nightmare may have started as a result of Luna’s feeling, but she was a living being as well | |
| 1231 | >One with her own fears and dreams, did that not count for anything | |
| 1232 | >This wasn’t right, it wasn’t fair | |
| 1233 | >The toilet flushing caused you head to snap up | |
| 1234 | >When the door opened and Nightmare stepped out you couldn’t believe it | |
| 1235 | “You’re here” | |
| 1236 | >She looked confused at your statement | |
| 1237 | >”Yes, why wouldn’t I be?” | |
| 1238 | >She barely had a chance to finish her sentence before you had her in a hug | |
| 1239 | >”Anon what’re you doing?” | |
| 1240 | >You just held her in an embrace | |
| 1241 | >Her mane tickled your nose, but at this point you considered it the best feeling in the world | |
| 1242 | >”Did I miss something while you were out” | |
| 1243 | >Breaking the hug but still holding her at arm’s length you smiled at her | |
| 1244 | “I’ll explain on the way” | |
| 1245 | ||
| 1246 | >After locking up the shop, you and Nightmare headed to Twilights castle | |
| 1247 | “So from what Celestia told me, Luna appeared back in the castle not too long ago” | |
| 1248 | >”And due to your loyalty to me you came to ensure our safety” | |
| 1249 | >There’s the ego, she’d never let you live down the fact that you were worried about her | |
| 1250 | “I’ll admit I was worried” | |
| 1251 | >”Your fealty to us is noble, thus we shall forgive you for touching us without permission. This time” | |
| 1252 | >Lifting her head high you laughed. Relieved that your friend was safe | |
| 1253 | >As crazy as it sound to say she was your friend | |
| 1254 | >Arriving at Twilights castle the guards let you in | |
| 1255 | >And they didn’t even faint this time. You were so proud. | |
| 1256 | >Navigating your way through the halls some of the guards you rushed by gave you worried glances | |
| 1257 | >Probably due to your rapid departure earlier | |
| 1258 | >When you reached the doors of the room you burst out of earlier you took a deep breath | |
| 1259 | “You ready” | |
| 1260 | >”As ready as I’ll ever be” | |
| 1261 | >Opening the door you entered first, Twilight turned and you saw relief settle on her face | |
| 1262 | >”Anon, what was that all about?” | |
| 1263 | >The question died as Nightmare stepped into the room behind you | |
| 1264 | >”What.. how.. Princess how can she be here if Luna is back?” | |
| 1265 | >Celestia had a similarly shocked expression, but it just as quickly turned into one of happiness | |
| 1266 | >”It seems that Nightmare Moon has gained enough of her own will to become as real as any of us” | |
| 1267 | >Celestia walked around Nightmare examining her, raising a hoof she poked her flank | |
| 1268 | >”Stop that” | |
| 1269 | >With a giggle Celestia withdrew her hoof | |
| 1270 | >”My apologies sister, it is just intriguing but this whole set of events turned out better than I could have ever hoped” | |
| 1271 | >”Oh I’m sure, you probably hoped that I would get blasted apart again” | |
| 1272 | >”No such thing my worry for Luna’s safety was great, but believe me that I never meant you any harm” | |
| 1273 | >Nightmare must have been convinced with Celestia’s words because she didn’t press any further | |
| 1274 | >”So are you ready then sister?” | |
| 1275 | >”Ready? Ready for what?” | |
| 1276 | >”To come with me to Canterlot, you are my sister and as such a Princess of Equestria. So will you join in ruling this kingdom with myself and Luna” | |
| 1277 | >You smiled at this scene. Nightmare not only gained a freedom she had never known, but now she also had a family | |
| 1278 | >Twilight was tearing up at the scene, reaching into your pocket you gripped a tissue and handed it to her | |
| 1279 | >She mouthed a ‘thank you’ and resumed watching the touching scene | |
| 1280 | >Nightmare looked at you | |
| 1281 | >Searching her eyes you saw a lot of varying emotions | |
| 1282 | >Hope, fear, joy, sadness | |
| 1283 | >Placing a hand on her shoulder you gave her a reassuring grip | |
| 1284 | “Go meet your new family, and just don’t forget about us peasants here in Ponyville” | |
| 1285 | >The smile she gave you was something truly beautiful | |
| 1286 | >There was true happiness behind it | |
| 1287 | >You could have sworn you even saw some tears in her eyes | |
| 1288 | >”Then let us be off” | |
| 1289 | >A quick flash of light and they were gone | |
| 1290 | >You should be sad that she was gone, but to tell the truth you were happy for her | |
| 1291 | >She found a place in the world, a place with those that loved her | |
| 1292 | >”Thank you Anon, you did something truly amazing” | |
| 1293 | “I know, I’m pretty awesome huh?” | |
| 1294 | >”And as humble as Rainbow” | |
| 1295 | >You both chuckled | |
| 1296 | ||
| 1297 | >Waving goodbye to Twilight you starting your trek back to the store | |
| 1298 | >Boy it was going to be boring with Nightmare gone | |
| 1299 | >And you might have gotten a little spoiled with having someone minding the front while you worked in the back | |
| 1300 | >Opening the front door you looked to the pile of books Nightmare had began reading. | |
| 1301 | >Might as well get those returned since you weren’t going to read them | |
| 1302 | >Picking up the stack you headed into the back. | |
| 1303 | >Setting them on one of the benches you sat on a stool | |
| 1304 | >That’s when it hit you that your planned mini vacation with Nightmare was over before it had even a chance to begin. | |
| 1305 | >Guess it’s business as usual then. | |
| 1306 | >Pulling out a quill and roll of parchment you began writing your letter. | |
| 1307 | >You didn’t get anything done today | |
| 1308 | >Honestly your mind was elsewhere | |
| 1309 | >The events of the morning replaying in your mind | |
| 1310 | >During lunch you ate by yourself, Nightmares lunchbox sat untouched in the fridge a testament to the fact that she in reality was gone | |
| 1311 | >Jotting the final notes on the scroll you rolled it up | |
| 1312 | >Grabbing a red wax candle you made the seal on it | |
| 1313 | >A Large ‘A’ adorned the seal | |
| 1314 | >Might as well lock up early and stop by the post office to mail it | |
| 1315 | >Grabbing the two lunchboxes you shut off the lights | |
| 1316 | >Casting one last look over the shop you exited and locked the door | |
| 1317 | >It was still early, barely past three in the afternoon | |
| 1318 | >The sun was out, the remnants of the darkness that engulfed the town had disappeared shortly after Nightmare left | |
| 1319 | >A short walk later you were at the post office | |
| 1320 | >You probably could have gone and asked Spike to send it for you but this time you just wanted it done without any questions so you could head home | |
| 1321 | >After a few minutes of waiting patiently in line you walked up to the counter and set the scroll down | |
| 1322 | >”Who’s the recipient?” | |
| 1323 | “Princess Celestia” | |
| 1324 | >She looked at you as if you grew a second head | |
| 1325 | “Listen just send it, it’s not a joke” | |
| 1326 | >”Okay sir, that’ll be 3 bits, would you like delivery confirmation with it” | |
| 1327 | “No it’s fine” | |
| 1328 | >Fishing out the bits you set them on the counter and left | |
| 1329 | >Only thing left to do is to head home | |
| 1330 | >Your mind was blank throughout the walk | |
| 1331 | >Reaching your small home you opened the door. | |
| 1332 | >Looking around the place seemed more empty than usual. Setting the lunchboxes down you went to your bedroom and just dropped yourself on the bed | |
| 1333 | >Closing your eyes you let the stress of the day wash away and fell asleep | |
| 1334 | ||
| 1335 | In Canterlot | |
| 1336 | >Anonymous the Human | |
| 1337 | >He did more than you could have hoped for | |
| 1338 | >You only wished your sister returned to you | |
| 1339 | >You entrusted her to him | |
| 1340 | >Now you had Luna back and then something amazing happened | |
| 1341 | >Nightmare Moon, she was there as well | |
| 1342 | >The evil you sensed before radiating off of her, all gone | |
| 1343 | >You thanked whatever deity brought the human to your kingdom | |
| 1344 | >”Your Higness, there is a message for you from Anonymous the Human” | |
| 1345 | >One of the guards held a scroll in his wing | |
| 1346 | “Bring it to me please” | |
| 1347 | >Quickly coming over you griped the scroll with your magic and broke the seal | |
| 1348 | >Your eyes moved quickly through the text | |
| 1349 | >Disregard your previous words, Anon was an evil monster. | |
| 1350 | “Guard, go to the treasury and get me one of the clerks” | |
| 1351 | >”Yes your highness” | |
| 1352 | >You had to give him credit for being brave | |
| 1353 | >Not too many creatures would have the guts to send you a bill. |