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>You are Anonymous.
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>Only human in Equestria…. blah blah same shit as always.
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>And we find you here, sitting on your couch in your cabin relaxing; honestly just being a lazy individual on one of your few days off.
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"This is the life."
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>But as with all things life hates you.
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>You were broken out of your thoughts by a loud knocking on your front door.
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“Anonymous isn’t here, if you’d leave your name and a brief message he’ll get back to you soon. Beeeeeeep!”
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>You bellowed the message hoping that whoever was at the front door got the drift.
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>The knocking only intensified after your brief quip.
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>Time to engage pissed off human mode.
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>If it's that faggot Thunderlane you'll flip shit, last time you found him trying to steal a pair of your boxers.
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>You can only tell a small pony so many times that you won't fuck him
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>Opening the door your actually surprised to find Celestia standing there 
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>Leaning against the doorframe you try pull off the people's eyebrow as best as you can
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"Is there something I could do for you princess? I mean it's rare that I get such royal visitor's"
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>"Anon may I come in it's important we discuss this in private"
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>Stepping aside you invite her in
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>Settling in your modest living room cut right to the chase
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"So what's this all about"
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>"Nightmare Moon has returned"
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"Okay, and this involves me how"
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>"You're the reason she's back"
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"I'm not following"
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>"When you turned down my sisters advances she kind of lost it"
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"Well that's nice. It was good catching up, see yourself out and I look forward to your next visit and all that."
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>"Anon take this seriously! We're all in danger"
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"She is your problem, not mine. Do I have to remind you what happened when she 'courted' me"
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"By the way my therapist said I might get over my fear of jello soon in case you were wondering"
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>"If that's how you feel Anon, I can't compel you to seek refuge in Canterlot"
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>Damn straight, your a man. Aint no woman gonna tell you how to live
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"I have heard this stuff all before Celly, Twilight does it every week"
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"Oh no, some horrible ancient power is hell bent on destroying equestria"
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>You tried mimicking Twilight as best you could
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"It all works out in the end here. My actions have literally zero influence on the outcome of these things"
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>"I hope for your sake Anon that you are right"
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>Waving off her warning you made your way to your bedroom.
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"Have a good night sunbutt"
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>The next day
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>You woke up to some birds chirping outside
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>You always forget to put the mousetraps on the window sill 
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>Getting up you began your usual morning routine
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>It's only when you stepped outside for the morning paper did you realize something was off
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>It was still dark
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>Checking your watch it said 8 in the morning
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>Looking around you noticed you weren't the only one confused by the lack of sunlight
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>Several ponies were walking around and talking amongst each other and pointing at the sky
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>Again not your problem
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>You were about to step back inside when the sky filled with storm clouds and lightning
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>"Anonymous the human show thy face and bow to your Queen of the night"
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>There slowly descending from the sky was a black mare with a blue swirling mane
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>She landed a few yards from your home
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"Yeah I would but I need to get ready for work so the answers no"
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>You walk back into your house and finish getting ready for the day
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>Damn ponies always starting shit
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>Going to your closet you fish out your emergency kit
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>Inside it were tools which didn't exist in this world, but saved your ass before
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>You had a feeling you'd need them again today
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>Making your way out of the house you passed moonhorse
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>Just remember Anon, don't pay them any attention and they'll just give up and move on to someone else
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>"Halt there peasant"
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>She just doesn't give up
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>Turning around you watched the mare stamp the ground with her hooves
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>It was adorable, she was throwing a little temper tantrum right here
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>You would stay and watch but work was what paid the bills
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>Just because the sun wasn't up didn't mean there weren't orders to fill.
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>A few minutes of walking and you were in front of the store
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>You started your own business shortly after getting to magic horseland
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>You weren't an inventor or genius but you did like to tinker with machines
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>So after you fixed a few contraptions around town you found the niche you could fill
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>Today's priority was to fix Octavias record player
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>The parts came in from canterlot before you closed yesterday
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>Making your way inside you changed the sign to 'Open' and went into the back to put your lunch in the fridge
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>Just as you closed the fridge door you heard the jingle of the bell on the front door
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>Stepping into the storefront you saw the black mare
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>Remember Anon, maybe she stopped being a bitch and actually has a job for you
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"Welcome, how can I help you Ma'am?"
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>Her head swiveled looking at the various knick knacks you had placed on the shelves
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>"Peasant, thou had ignored a decree by your new Queen. Now you will come with us or we shall use force if needed"
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>You sighed, and picked up the broom leaning against a wall
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"Nope, now you leave me no choice"
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"I have the right to refuse service to pony, griffin, or species I deem unruly"
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>With that you actually proceeded to shoo the dark pony from your store with the broom
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>She backed up either from fear or confusion, you didn't care by which
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>"What are you doing.. Stop that... fine fine I'm going"
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>With a final turn she left your store
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>Standing outside she glared at you pretty heavily.
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>She'll get over it, now back to work.
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>Working all day you got a lot done
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>Octavias record player would be ready as soon as the sealant dried
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>She was hesitant to leave it with you.
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>But you promised her that you could fix it .
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>Locking the door to your shop you cast a glance at the sky
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>Still dark, many ponies walked around .
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>You saw the dark mare peer into your shop several times each time disappearing the moment she noticed that you saw her
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>No time to think about the oddity, today was pizza day
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>Walking to the small pizza shop you pondered what toppings you should get
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>Coming up to the parlor the familiar sign that read "Dough Tosser's Famous Pies" came into view
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>The pony lived up to his name.
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>In all honesty you couldn't fathom how he managed to toss the pizza dough with hooves
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>Maybe some questions are better left unanswered
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>You placed your order with the mare at the counter
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>Two slices with red peppers, onions, olives and various other veggies
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>Sitting in an empty booth you closed your eyes and relaxed while waiting for your food
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>You were brought out of your little respite when the chatter in the place went dead quiet
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>Opening your eyes and following everyone's gaze you saw the mare who caused you some headache
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>Seeing you she made her way over and sat across from you
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"No please go ahead and sit"
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>Please let her pickup on your sarcasm
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>"I don't need your permission human"
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"So any particular reason you've been stalking me today?"
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>"I'd hardly call it stalking, if you had simply heeded my words earlier the present situation would make sense"
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>At this point a scared looking mare inched to your table and set your food down
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>The moon mares eyes were glued to your food
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>You were getting soft
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"Here"
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>Pushing over your second slice you picked up your own
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>She picked up the slice with her magic and took a hesitant bite
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>Her eyes lit up when she tasted the various flavors
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>You guessed she liked it since that slice disappeared quickly
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>Setting down your half finished slice you asked the question that was now on your mind
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"So now that were sitting here calmly, explain the situation to me"
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>"She told me to give you this"
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>She floated a letter over to you
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>The royal seal adorned the letter
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>Opening it up you read it line by line
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>"Anon this is a matter that only you can fix"
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>"We tried purging Nightmare Moon from my sister"
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>"The elements have been unable to revert her"
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>Oh you were going to get her for this
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>She wanted your help even when you told her this wasn't your problem
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>You'd play her game, but you were a free agent and your time was going to cost her some bits
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>Getting up and walking over to the cashier you paid for your food
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>Turning back to your new project
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"Well come on, time to go"
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>She sprang up
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>"It took your ape mind long enough to realize that you should heed your betters"
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>Oh you can't wait to send Celestia the bill for this one
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>The walk back to your cabin gave you some time to think
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>Celestia basically dumped her sister/Nightmare Moon on you
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>Since she thought it was your fault that she changed into the evil which was supposedly banished by the elements of harmony you were going help turn her back
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>Well that's fine maybe once Nightmare Moon realizes how boring and easy going you are she'll change back just to get away from you
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>And since she's going to be staying with you you'll just tack on the rent and food to the bill you're going to send her big sister.
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>Arriving at your home you opened the door for your new guest
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>"You surely jest"
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"What is it now?"
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>"Thou cannot suggest we stay in this hovel"
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"No problem, there's a hammock in the back"
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>You closed the door behind you.
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>No one ever said you had to be nice to her
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>Besides didn't she try to enslave the world. What made anyone think that you were qualified to deal with this.
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>The tell-tale sign of magic encircling the doorknob told you she reconsidered her choice
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>You watched her enter and sneer at the interior.
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"Well now that your here, your bed awaits."
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>Pointing at the couch you headed to the closet to get her a comforter and sheets
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>"We think not, for one of our stature only a bed will suffice"
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>Your deadpan look shut her up quickly
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>"We have rethought our previous statement, this will suffice"
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>Walking to your bedroom you closed your door
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>You fell asleep quickly
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>What time is it?
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>Peering at your clock it read 12:09 
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>Something was off.
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>Well for one thing you don't have feathers
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>But those are feathers draped along your chest
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>Turning your head you were met with Luna's face.
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>Her breathing calm and peaceful
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>Sleep overtook you again
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>But in the back of your head you knew something odd was happening in this magic filled world.
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"Ah.. ahhh.. Achoo"
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>Something was tickling your nose
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>Groggily you opened your eyes
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>Blue
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>Why blue?
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>Moving your hand up to your face it was met with a a weird substance
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>It almost felt like silk
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>What the hell is going on?
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>Too many questions first thing in the morning and not enough coffee.
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>Brushing the intruder off your face you noticed two things
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>One, you were not alone in your bed
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>Two, the uninvited guest decided to use you as a makeshift pillow
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>Looking to find the identity of the culprit it was pretty evident who the offender was
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>Her black coat and blue mane was a dead give away
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>Moving your hand you placed it on her shoulder and began trying to wake her
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"Wake up Nightmare"
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>"Your queen needs five more minutes"
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>You can't be serious
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>Some evil ruler of the night, bested by not being able to sleep in
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>Well you knew the necessary actions that had to be taken to wake someone like her up
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>Both your hands travel to her sides and began tickling her
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>Her sudden screams and laughter invaded your bedroom
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>She tried rolling away from, but forgot that you were Anon 9 time reigning tickle king
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>Rolling with her you continued your assault 
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>At this rate your neighbors would start to wonder what was happening in your bedroom
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>At this point she was still trying to control her laughter as tears came down her face
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>Hmmm interesting so evil rulers can laugh and cry
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>Standing up you gave her a chance to catch her breath
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"Well now that you're up get ready for breakfast"
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>She gave you a look that was somewhere between I hate you and I will eat your entrails
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"Pout all you want but lazy ponies end up missing their breakfast"
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>As you walked to the kitchen a single thought ran through your head
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>It was going to be a good day
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You made yourself a cup of coffee and started to prepare breakfast, simple eggs and toast
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>When Nightmare decided to grace you with her presence she sat down at the table and lay her head down on top of it
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>”Your Queen does not appreciate being woken in such a barbaric manner”
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>Rolling your eyes at the half asleep alicorn you decided to play nice for now
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“Be glad I didn’t get the bucket of water”
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>”You wouldn’t dare”
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“The only reason I didn’t is because I don’t want my bed to smell like wet horse”
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>And there’s the glare 
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>Anyway back to cooking
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>Placing the bread in the toaster you pushed the handle down
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>Check the eggs, coming along nicely
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>You turned to Nightmare
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“Do you want orange juice or coffee?”
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>”Orange juice”
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“Orange Juice what?”
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>Wow she might actually blow her top at this rate
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>”Please”
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“See that wasn’t so bad, next we’ll see if you know your table manners”
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>”If I ever return to power I will ensure you rot in a dungeon for the rest of eternity”
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“Ahhh promises, now eat”
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>You placed her plate on the table and took a seat across from her
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“After breakfast you should wash up, we have a long day ahead of us”
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>”And what pray tell do you expect us to do?”
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>Grinning like the asshole you are you braced for her reaction
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“Well since you’re going to be staying here were going to make sure you do your fair share”
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“So congratulations on becoming my new assistant at the store”
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>”Aaaaaaaaaahh It’s Nightmare Moon!!!”
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>Wait for it
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>”Baang!!”
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>There’s the door
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>After much whining and pouting by Nightmare you dragged her to the store
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>Well at least you were dispelling many Ponies preconceptions about her
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>How many evil villains have temper tantrums in the middle of town because they have to go to work
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>The downside however is she has a knack for scaring of customers
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>When you arrived at the store you had to think about what Nightmare could actually do
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>She probably could handle many repairs easily but definitely lacked the patience and soft touch
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>So you decided to put her at the front of the store
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>Sales and taking orders from customers
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>Probably the easiest thing to e done in here
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>So far she made three fillies cry and two grown stallions faint
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>Not bad for a first day
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>Walking to front it was time to re-evaluate what the problem was
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“So how are ya fairing Moonie?”
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>”These simpletons flee at our very site”
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“Hmmm”
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>Walking in front of her you surveyed what you had to work with
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“Alright I have an idea so work with me here”
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>Reaching over with both hands you gripped her helm
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>Delicately you raised it of her head
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>Not bad, she was really an attractive mare
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>Alright last step
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“Now this might be different but I want you to try smiling”
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>”We don’t smile”
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>Lifting your hand and wiggling the fingers your grin returned 
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“Oh I think I can fix that”
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>A look of pure fear replaced her scowl, the next second she took off to the back of the store
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>Business was slow, no doubt due to your new involuntarily hired assistant
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>Some of the ponies still came in to pick up their repaired items
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>You could barely contain your laughter when you saw Nightmare force a smile
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>Man she was fighting it
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>The ponies that witnessed it had to be traumatized
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>You saw their knees buckle and some simply go as stiff as a board
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>But she was trying, and that was all you could ask for
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>Looking at the clock on the wall the hands showed it was noon
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>The outside was still covered by darkness
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>Twilight had come in earlier and explained that it was only the town that was covered in darkness
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>Something about Nightmare’s presence causing it in a contained area
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>Peaking your head through the doorframe to the front you spied Nightmare
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“Lock the front door, it’s time for some lunch”
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>”It’s about time”
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>You watched as she locked the door and flipped the sign
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>Grabbing the two lunch boxes you headed to the back door
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>”And where are we going?”
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“Right out here”
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>You pointed right outside
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>Holding the door open she passed by you with her head held high
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>Outside was a simple picnic table
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>Sitting down you unpacked both your lunches
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>As you both dug in you had to contain your smile
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>Anyone passing by would probably laugh at this absurd scene
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>A human and villain having a cheery lunch
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“Oh I was meaning to ask earlier, what would you like for dinner?”
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>”Pizza”
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“We just had it yesterday”
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>”Well it was quite enjoyable”
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“And if you keep eating you’ll get fat”
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>She looked down at her barrel
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>It didn’t matter what world you were in, girls always cared about their weight
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>”Very well, we shall reconsider our choice”
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>Yu watched as she remained deep in thought for the remainder of your lunch
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>As you both finished you packed up the remains and headed back inside
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>The rest of the day passed with little fanfare
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>As you both stood in front of the store and you locked the door you turned to her
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“So any decision on dinner”
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>”We desire something simple, but due to our lack of knowledge on modern cuisine it’s difficult to make a choice”
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>It was true. Luna only just recently reverted with elements help
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>Now Nightmare Moon who was trapped just as long was experiencing the world 
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“I think I know something you might like”
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>Walking back home you both stayed quiet
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>It was uncomfortable
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>There was really nothing for you to say
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>She was stuck with you and you were stuck with her
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>That and you still didn’t understand the situation completely
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>Celestia said that the elements failed
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>And she was charging you with returning her sister to normal
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>A genius you were not but you were sure that Sunbutt was hiding something
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>The meal was a nice eggplant parmesan 
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>Moonie dug in without even asking what it was
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>It brought a smile to your face
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>From what you knew Nightmare Moon was born from Luna’s depression
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>She was sad that ponies didn’t appreciate her nights
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>And when Nightmare Moon attempted to usurp control and create a permanent night she was jailed in the moon
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>Then no sooner as she escaped the elements banished her
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>She definitely didn’t get out much
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>All this was starting to give you a headache
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“So tomorrow the store’s only open for half the day so I can get some shopping done”
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>”Is that so”
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“Yup, want to come with?”
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>She looked surprised at that question
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>Then she smiled, not like the forced one’s from earlier
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>It was a genuine smile
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>”We would like that”
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>You prepared her sleeping area after dinner
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>This weekend you were going to clean out that spare bedroom
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“Sleep well nightmare”
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>”Good night Anonymous”
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>You opened your eyes and glanced at your clock
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>A little before midnight
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>You needed some water
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>Walking to the kitchen you checked on your guest
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>There laying on the couch was Princess Luna, not Nightmare Moon
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>Celestia was definitely not giving you the full story
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>But you were good at figuring things out
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>This was a horrible mistake
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>Why did you ever think bringing Nightmare shopping was a good idea
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>The day started in a normal fashion
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>Well as normal as having a former villain as roomie goes
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>Her initial protest of being your shop assistant had disappeared in day
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>And after closing the shop early you both headed to the market
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>Most ponies were apprehensive of your companion
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>But that wasn't what had you on edge
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An Hour ago
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>"Anon, there is a vile mare here asking to speak with thee"
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"Does she happen to have a name?"
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>You were finishing up a simple whack-a-diamond-dog game for Cheerilee
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>The kids in her class must have been vicious
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>Several of the wooden heads were completely gone
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>Some even looked like they were chewed off
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>"I am not here to bicker with you Nightmare Moon"
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>Well looks like the Princess of Friendship herself decided to grace you with her presence
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>You watched her enter the back of the shop
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"How have you been Twilight, I haven't seen you in a while"
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>"Dealing with random problems throughout equestria"
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>"And from the look of things you have your hoov... hands full as well"
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"It's not a big deal, but Celestia's going to get a pretty big bill when this is over"
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>Your comment earned you a deadpan stare
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"So I'm going to assume this isn't a social visit"
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>"No it's not, Princess Celestia informed me of the circumstances of your mission"
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"That's nice, maybe now you can tell me because she told me diddly"
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>"Not my place to do that, but I did bring you this"
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>Floating over to you was a bound scroll
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"Tell me this is step-by-step instruction for removing villain based pests"
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>Twilight grinned at you, you didn't like it.
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>She looked like a cat that played with the mouse before it ate it
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>"it will make sense when you read it"
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>With that Twilight left
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>Slowly you opened the scroll and read it's contents
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Back to the Present
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>You were going to get back at Twilight
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>It had taken you weeks to formulate a plastic substitute
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>A little longer and you would make lego's
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>Lego's which you would dump all over her castle floor at night
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>She would learn real pain
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>Nightmare and you stood in front of the store
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>You honestly dreaded this 
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>Unfortunately for you this needed to be done
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>Walking into the store you approached the cream colored mare at the counter
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>"Welcome to Ponyville Pharmacy, how can I help you today?"
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"Uuuumm yeah, were going to need the things on this list"
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>Placing the scroll in front of the mare you felt your face grow hot
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>The mare unrolled the scroll and skimmed through its contents
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>Raising her eyes back to you with a questioning look you simply pointed at Nightmare behind you
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>"I'll be right back with your items"
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>She giggled as she trotted off
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>Never again
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>Not in this world or the last will you ever again buy feminine hygiene products
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>Wasn't this against the Geneva convention for guys or something
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>As soon as the mare returned with Nightmare's supplies you hurriedly paid and left store
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>"What was that all about?"
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>Still clutching the bag you didn't even look at Nightmare
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"There are things I don't want to ever remember, let's just add our visit to that store to the list"
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>"You're certainly blowing this out of proportion"
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"Well it's your stuff so next time you're getting it yourself"
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>You threw the bag to Nightmare and watched as she caught it in her magical grip
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>She opened the bag and took a glance at it's contents
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>Her reddened cheeks only solidified your previous statement
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>"Quite"
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>Well now that that's over time to go to the next stop
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>Veggies and Fruits
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>The outside market was the best place in town to get fresh veggies
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>Back on earth you really never ate healthily
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>That all changed here
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>Having learned to cook your own meals and lack of any transportation you slimmed down a bit
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>You weren't exactly six pack fit but you weren't fat either
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>Moving from stall to stall you purchased everything you'd need for the next week
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>Of course you doubled your usual quantities
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>The entire time Nightmare was peering over your shoulder watching your exchange with the various stall owners
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>Many of the ponies were frightened and tried to make themselves invisible as she looked on
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>Oh well you were here to get some green goodness
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>Lettuce, cucumbers, all the good stuff
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>Next fruits
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>The fruit stand was manned, wait would it be manned or ponied
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>Whatever, it was run by a older mare
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>She always had a soft spot for you
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>"Anon dearie, what can I get for you today?"
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"Some peaches and kiwi would be nice"
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>"Coming right up"
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>Your attention went straight to Nightmare as she walked up intrigued by the stand
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>Her magic gripped a banana and lifted it into the air as she closely inspected it
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>"Pray tell citizen what manner of fruit is this"
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>Has seriously never seen a banana?
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>"Oh honey that's a banana, have one on the house"
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"Here let me"
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>Reaching over you gripped the fruit and pulled it free of her magic
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>Peeling it halfway you held up it to her so she could grab it
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>She eyed the fruit suspiciously and sniffed it
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>Her tongue extended and she took long lick along the banana
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>Your jaw nearly hit the ground at what you were witnessing
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>Nightmare seemed to like the taste as she took the banana into her mouth and started to suck on it
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>Her lips pursed around the fruit as she closed her eyes
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>Looking around you watched the few stallions at the market being dragged off by their marefriends from this spectacle
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>A moan from Nightmare made you gulp nervously
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>Boy she really liked that banana.
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>After your embarrassing time at the market you returned home
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>Setting the groceries down you started sorting through the various bags
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>Nightmare continued watching you as you put everything away
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"You know this would be a lot faster if you helped"
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>"It looked like you had everything covered"
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>Her gaze never left you
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>It also felt off having her just watch you
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>She wasn't glaring or scowling at you
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>Her gaze was more calculating
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>You shivered, something was off with this mare.
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"So any preference for dinner?"
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>"How about some alfredo"
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"Good idea, go set the table then relax till it's done"
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>"I most certainly will not, someone of my stature"
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>You cut her off by holding your hand up
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"Set the table or no dessert"
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>"Fine"
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>You were starting to figure her out.
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>Deny her sweets and she'll do anything you want
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>You went back to cooking
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A little while later
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>You both sat at the dinner table enjoying the simple mushroom alfredo
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"So do you like it?"
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>"The taste is adequate"
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>Man this mare changed her moods more than wind vane changed directions
463
>At one moment she could be shy and polite, then turn to cold and short
464
>The rest of your dinner passed in silence
465
>And after taking both your plates to the sink you went to the living room to relax on the couch
466
>Nightmare followed and sat next you
467
"You can go ahead and use the shower first if you want"
468
>Way to break the silence anon
469
>"I'll do just that"
470
>And she's gone
471
>Sitting there relaxing you replayed the events of the past few days
472
>Going from living a simple quiet life to reforming a former villain and restoring the light to ponyville
473
>A sudden bang and yelp coming from the bathroom brought you out of your thoughts
474
>Running as fast as you could you arrived at the bathroom door
475
>Turning the knob didn’t work, she must have locked the door from the inside
476
>You rammed your shoulder into the door
477
>Eventually breaking through the wooden barrier you stopped dead in your tracks
478
>Laying wet and groaning in the tub was Nightmare
479
>Her body glistening from the water still spraying down on her
480
>Your eyes scanned down 
481
>Oh sweet jesus
482
>Turning around you felt your face turn completely red
483
“Are you okay Nightmare?”
484
>Don’t turn around, don’t turn around
485
>”Uhhgh I’m fine, my hooves slipped in this blasted tub”
486
“Well that’s good, just let me know when you’re done”
487
>You were going to need a nice cold shower after seeing her like that
488
>After the little debacle with Nightmare everything calmed down
489
>Your bathroom door would need replacing, but you’d tak that on to the ever growing bill you would send to Celestia
490
>Going to the kitchen you still had some things to take care of before you turned in for the day
491
>Grabbing the bread, cheese and other assortments you began making both yours and Nightmare’s lunches
492
>Absentmindedly you were about to put a banana in her lunchbox when memories of the market flashed back into your mind
493
>Putting the offending fruit back into the bowl you went with a regular apple for the moon horse
494
>She should lay off the bananas for a while
495
>Putting the final touches on you placed both of the lunches in the fridge
496
>Now that that’s done you had one task left
497
>The guest room
498
“Nightmare can you come here for a minute”
499
>”What is it human, I am quite busy”
500
>Now you were curious
501
>Stepping into the living room you saw the mare staring out through the window
502
>Walking up beside her you looked at where her gaze fell
503
>There was a couple on a stroll 
504
>The stallion and mare were walking slowly close to each other smiles on their faces
505
“Busy spying on random ponies huh”
506
>”I.. uh…they..”
507
>At a loss for words her face went completely red
508
>Alright enough embarrassing the poor mare time to get her bedroom ready
509
“Anyway come help me clean out the guest bedroom”
510
>”Are we having guests over”
511
“Nope, it’s so you can have your own room. Unless you want to stay on the couch”
512
>She walk right past you and headed towards the guest room
513
>When you caught up with her she was already floating the rooms contents out with her magic
514
>With Nightmares magic cleaning out the various boxes and abandoned projects went quickly
515
>”Where should I place these?”
516
“Set them by the kitchen counter and I’ll take them to shed later”
517
>You got the extra set of sheets, pillows, and a blanket for her bedroom
518
>Setting it on her bed you looked around
519
“We should get something for this room, it looks pretty bare”
520
>”We do not require trivial items or decorations”
521
“It’s your room Nightmare, while you’re here let’s make it at least feel like home”
522
>When you looked at her after surveying the emptiness you were a little surprised
523
>Her eyes stared into your own
524
>It’s like she was searching for something 
525
“Okay knock it off”
526
>You never liked when girls did that
527
>It’s like they could read your mind.
528
>Looking at your watch it was getting late
529
“Finish making your bed Moon, we have a normal day tomorrow”
530
>”Very well”
531
>As you walked out you smiled, she was something else
532
“Goodnight Nightmare”
533
>”Goodnight Anon”
534
>You went to bed that night optimistic for the day to come
535
>Opening your eyes you checked the clock on the bedside table
536
>Barely past midnight
537
>All this waking up in the middle of the night, you should probably go see a doctor
538
>Getting up you headed to the kitchen for a glass of water
539
>You stopped however next to Nightmare’s room
540
>Through the door you heard a soft whimpering
541
>Slowly and quietly you opened the door
542
>”Please it’s so cold”
543
>That’s not right it was a pretty normal temperature in your house
544
>”I don’t want to be alone”
545
>Ok that’s a bit different
546
>Walking up to the bed, the fact that it was Luna laying there instead of Nightmare didn’t phase you any more
547
>Kneeling next to her bed you brought you hand to her cheek
548
“It’s okay you’re not alone”
549
>You spoke as quietly as possible, with any luck she wouldn’t wake up, kick your ass, and call you a creeper
550
>Luck was not on your side
551
>Luna’ eyes snapped open
552
>No sooner had they locked on to yours did you see the transformation
553
>It was almost instantaneous
554
>”Anon”
555
“Ye..eah”
556
>”Since I am a guest in your home, I’ll give you to the count of three before I disembowel you”
557
“Noted”
558
>Running to your room you locked the door.
559
>Pushing the dresser against it you lay back in bed
560
>So you saw it yourself. Nightmare and Luna were the same pony. And when Nightmare slept she changed back to Luna
561
>You were going to write a letter to Celestia tomorrow
562
563
>Your eyes were bloodshot
564
>Staying up watching the door in fear of your life while clutching a pineapple as a weapon was not a way to get a good night’s rest.
565
>Currently you sat in the kitchen clutching your coffee mug and taking short sips
566
>This mare was going to be the death of you
567
>At some points she was nice, heck you’d almost go as far as say cute
568
>Then other times you were certain that you would wake up strapped to a board with her deciding whether to cut off one head or the other
569
>Maybe you should see if they had bipolar meds here
570
>She would be a poster child for
571
>”Good morrow Anonymous, I trust you had a pleasant nights rest”
572
“Yeah, swell”
573
>No time to think about it now
574
>You had a store to open in an hour and whether or not Moon wanted to murder you, you had orders to finish
575
“We’ll be leaving soon, make sure you have don’t forget your lunch”
576
>”Do you take me for a forgetful filly”
577
“You don’t want me to answer that”
578
>”And you don’t want me to show you the places I can put this with magic”
579
>She held a familiar looking pineapple with her magic
580
> et tu pineapple?
581
582
Later that day
583
>And there’s the last piece
584
>You put a light coat of paint on the small birdhouse
585
>Apparently Angel bunny, one of Fluttershy’s pets decided to commandeer the bird home as a war base
586
>She promptly fainted upon seeing Nightmare manning the store front
587
>Looking over to the couch you had in the back
588
>Yup she still unconscious
589
>”Will most ponies ever get over their fear of me?”
590
>Eyeing Nightmare who stood in the doorframe you pondered her question
591
“In time yes, but you can’t give up. You have a lot riding against you Nightmare, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it”
592
“But if you are really willing to show them that you’re not the one to be feared then I’ll stay to the end”
593
>Man that was cheesy, but it was true
594
>Nightmare approached you
595
>And gave you a chaste kiss on the cheek
596
>”Thank you”
597
>Smiling you went back to work and Nightmare returned to the front of the store
598
>”Oh and Anon, if you tell anyone about what just happened..”
599
“Got you loud and clear”
600
601
>The bird home sat drying on the table after the new coat of paint you applied
602
>Looking at the clip board you marked it off
603
>What’s next on the list?
604
>Rarity’s ponyquin, it was burned up pretty bad by Sweetie’s latest attempt at a Cutie Mark
605
>Alright let’s see what we have to work with
606
>Taking off the cover, the thing was in pretty bad shape
607
>Most of the wood was charred, the wire bent.
608
>Shouldn’t be too hard, sand the wood down and put a new coat of lacquer on it
609
>Replace any wire you can’t bend back into shape
610
>Grabbing the tools and materials you rolled a seat over and began your work
611
>”Oh dear, where am I?”
612
>Looks like Flutter has come to finally
613
>Standing up you walked over to the shy mare
614
“Go easy there Fluttershy you fainted earlier”
615
>Kneeling by the couch you patted her head gently
616
>”How long have I been sleeping, oh no my animals”
617
>Always worried about your animals huh
618
“Not long, but relax for a second. I’ll get you some water”
619
>Grabbing a cup and the bottle of water you returned to the pegasi
620
>Giving her the full cup she eagerly downed the cool water
621
>”Thank you but I must return, my poor animals are probably worried sick”
622
“Just take it easy and don’t rush too much”
623
>Giggling she rose slowly into the air
624
“And Fluttershy, you don’t have to worry about Nightmare.”
625
>”But she’s scary”
626
“She can be, but she really is trying to be a better pony”
627
>”I’ll try”
628
>With that Fluttershy gave you a quick hug and went out the back door
629
>One pony at a time you’d show the town that Nightmare deserved a second chance
630
>Growling behind you however indicated you were not alone
631
>Turning around you saw Nightmares head looking at you from the doorway
632
>”Do you always hug your customers Anonymous?”
633
“Fluttershy’s a friend”
634
>”Just a friend?”
635
>You weren’t a smart man but it almost sounded like she was jealous.
636
637
>Not bad for a day’s work.
638
>The bird house was dried and ready for pickup
639
>Rarity’s job however was going to take a bit longer
640
>Some of the wood was burned too deeply. Trying to save the current stuff would probably be futile.
641
>You had some extra lumber back at home, you’d just bring it with tomorrow
642
“Nightmare go ahead and start closing up”
643
>The shuffling and click of the lock told you she had the front covered.
644
>Focusing on putting away all your tools you cleaned up your work space
645
>”The front is secure”
646
“Thanks Nighty”
647
>”Nighty, the gall commoners have when addressing their superiors astounds me everyday”
648
“Yeah, yeah, stick it in your poofy hair”
649
>Walking out the back with your companion you locked the door
650
“Head home, I’ll grab the food tonight”
651
>She raised an inquisitive eye at your statement
652
“Pizza, what toppings do you want?”
653
>Nightmare’s entire demeanor changed upon the mention of the round delight
654
>”Peppers and olives”
655
“Okay, I’ll see you at home”
656
657
>Walking home you held the box containing the large pie
658
>The smell wafted out of the box and into the cool night air
659
>Damn it smelt good
660
>You bought a bottle of soda to go with
661
>Come to think of it has Nightmare ever tried soda before?
662
>Was soda around a thousand years ago?
663
>This could be entertaining
664
>Your house came into view as you walked through town
665
>It’s only been a few days and she changed so much
666
>Add that you sent the letter out to Celestia before picking up the pizza
667
>Maybe this whole ordeal was actually going to end well
668
>You got your hopes up
669
670
>The moment you entered your house they got shattered in more pieces that spike’s pride
671
>Nightmare was standing on your couch levitating the table lamp and several potted plants
672
>Twilight was doing the same thing but using most of pots and pans from the kitchen
673
“So did I miss anything important?”
674
>”This heathen intruded and refused to leave”
675
>”I told you I needed to speak with Anon, but you told me to go back to whorse island”
676
“Twilight, please put all the stuff back. I promise I’ll come and see you tomorrow morning.”
677
>”Please do, it’s important”
678
>You saw Moon stick out her tongue at Twilight as she left through the door
679
“As for you”
680
>”I was merely protecting this abode from the intruder”
681
“Put that stuff down, the pizza will get cold”
682
>The smile Nightmare had was infectious
683
>You couldn’t even stay mad at this mare
684
685
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686
>After a long day you lay in bed
687
>All this craziness, at least nothing was broken.
688
>Turning off the lights you close your eyes and drifted off into dreamland
689
>The door to your bedroom opening caught your attention
690
>In the moonlight you made out the shape of Nightmare approaching the bed
691
>As she climbed into bed with you, you started coming to your senses
692
“Nightmare what are you”
693
>”Shhhh”
694
>You felt her tongue take a teasing lick of your neck
695
>She trailed soft kisses down, pushing the comforter off you
696
>her lips nipping at your skin as she kept going down past you abdomen
697
>Her hooves hooked your waistband and pulled down your boxers
698
>You felt her breath on your member
699
>”Such an odd shape”
700
>Your breath caught as you felt her take a long lick from the base to the head
701
>This felt amazing
702
>Her tongue wrapped and coiled around you 
703
>It only took seconds and you were at full mast
704
>A fact which was not lost
705
>”Seems like someone’s enjoying themselves, so why don’t you repay the favor”
706
>Nightmare repositioned herself so her plot was above your face
707
>When she brought it down you were greeted by her marehood
708
>Your arms gripped her flanks as you took a lick of her folds
709
>Nightmare moaned and returned to trying to get your entire length down her throat
710
>Lapping at her folds you were rewarded with her nectar
711
>Her winking clit received the same treatment
712
>Pinching it with your teeth elicited a particularly large moan and a torrent of juice
713
714
>No sooner had that happened that Nightmares plot was replaced with her face
715
>Her tongue in your mouth fought for dominance
716
>”In me.. now”
717
>Lining herself up she plunged down
718
>So tight, good god she was tight
719
>Like a vice made of velvet
720
>Rocking her hips she continued her attack on your mouth
721
>Her insides were like fire as she rode up and down on our shaft
722
>Gripping her flanks you started to meet her half way 
723
>How long were you at it you don’t even know
724
>Now Nightmare had her ass raised and you held on for dear life as you slammed your hips against her
725
“Nightmare I’m so close”
726
>”Do it inside me”
727
“You sure”
728
“Don’t you dare pull out”
729
>It was all the confirmation you needed
730
>You felt the familiar build up of pressure
731
>With one final slam you exploded inside her
732
>Rope after rope painted her insides
733
>Nightmare must have been close as well, you felt her insides grip you as a her mare juice erupted from her entrance
734
>Collapsing next to her you grabbed the mare and pulled her into an embrace
735
“So what brought this on?”
736
>You gave her a quick kiss on the lips
737
>”It’s time to wake up”
738
>You woke up in a cold sweat
739
>Well this dream was different
740
741
>Drinking your coffee you sat at the table
742
>The dream was still fresh in your mind
743
>”Good morrow, Anon look at the beautiful darkness of a new day”
744
>Someone was in a good mood
745
>Trotting over she sat in front of you with her own cup of joe
746
>Giving you a smile she began taking slow sips from her mug
747
>Your face grew red as images from the dream last night entered your mind
748
“I have to go see Twilight this morning. I’ll see you at the store”
749
>You almost ran out of the house 
750
>Surely that didn’t raise any suspicions whatsoever 
751
752
At the Crystal Castle Thingy
753
>”He said he’d be here this morning”
754
>”Calm down Twilight, if he said he’d be here he’ll be here”
755
>The purple dragon tried reassuring the pacing alicorn
756
>You walking through the front doors alleviated her worries
757
“Morning Twilight”
758
>”Good Morning Anon, follow me”
759
>Twilight led you to the throne room, the place looked like a knights of the round table rejection room
760
“So what’s so important that my pots and pans almost became deadly projectiles yesterday”
761
>”Your letter to the Princess”
762
“Oh she got it, did she say anything about the observations”
763
>”She did, based on your observations whenever Nightmare Moon rests, Luna’s consciousness assumes control.”
764
“Well that’s good, right? That means Luna is still in there along with Nightmare”
765
>”Yes, it would make sense since it seems Luna has still been overseeing ponies dreams”
766
“That’s good”
767
>….
768
>Oh shit!
769
“What do you mean overseeing dreams?”
770
>”Well Luna watches over everypony’s dreams to ensure evil doesn’t corrupt them”
771
>Fuck your life
772
773
>You entered the store cautiously
774
>If Nightmare was the other personality of Luna, and she saw what you dreamed about you were in some deep shit
775
>Seeing Nighty standing by the front counter reading the paper didn’t put you at ease, something was wrong
776
“Anything happen while I was gone?”
777
>”Not really, a pony named Lyra dropped off a strange contraption but that’s about it”
778
“Ok, thanks for opening the store again”
779
>She waved her hoof dismissively. Something was definitely up, no snide remarks about how you should owe her
780
>Watching her closely you made your way into the back
781
>She was plotting something, and when you least suspect it she would strike
782
>You were sure of it
783
>Or you were extremely paranoid and this was going to lead to a nervous breakdown
784
>Working through the morning you made some good progress on Rarity’s project.
785
>You’d look at what crazy gizmo Lyra brought you this afternoon.
786
“Nightmare, want to have lunch inside today. It is pretty hot outside”
787
>”That would be adequate, I will grab the lunches”
788
>Maybe you were just being overly paranoid, she was acting nice and even if it was a bit out of character for her she wouldn’t put on this much of an act
789
>Or wait this long for revenge
790
>Right?
791
792
>Sitting at the work table you munched on the simple cheese sandwich
793
“So the weekends coming up, want to go do something?”
794
>”Such as?”
795
“How about a picnic or swimming, you’ve been working hard so I think you need a break”
796
>”We shall consider your offer”
797
>So much for making idle banter
798
>”If you are done with that I did have something for you to try”
799
>Your spider senses are on fucking fire!
800
“Oh, its fine you didn’t have to get me anything”
801
>”Oh but we insist”
802
>That evil smile, you gulped in fear
803
>She knew
804
>Moments later a small container was in front of you
805
>Closing your eyes you waited for the inevitable death
806
>”What are you doing, you know it’s rude to not accept a present from a Royal”
807
“Uhh, th.. thank you”
808
>You picked up the small container and opened it
809
>Wait what is this stuff
810
>No its.. jello
811
>Memories flashed through your head
812
>Luna in a leather outfit throwing you in vat of jello
813
>Swinging a riding crop and telling you she’d lick you clean
814
>Hello darkness my old friend
815
816
>My back hurts, why does my back hurt?
817
>Eyes open
818
>Nope, go fuck yourself Anon, we’ve seen too much bullshit today
819
>Even your body parts were rebelling against you
820
>Sitting up you realized you were on the couch
821
>And Nightmare was sitting next you skimming the newspaper
822
>”Welcome back to the world of the living”
823
“How long was I out?”
824
>”An hour or so”
825
“Listen Nightmare I”
826
>She cut you off with a hoof
827
>”Anon, I’m only going to say this once. And then since I am a merciful queen, shall forget this happened”
828
>You nodded still silent
829
>”If you ever have such inappropriate dreams about myself, I shall personally make you a eunuch”
830
>Instinctively your hand covered your junk
831
>”Do we have an accord”
832
>You nodded
833
>”Excellent, I shall reopen the store”
834
>You’d probably need more therapy sessions when this was all over.
835
836
>Sitting up in your bed you thought about the events of the day
837
>Waking up from e very sexually charged dream
838
>Learning that Nightmare’s and Luna’s minds were connected enough that they knew what the other witnessed
839
>Being threatened with castration
840
>Pretty exciting
841
>And provided you didn’t diddle Nightmare in your dreams it would be business as usual tomorrow
842
>Then this weekend you would take Nighty on a mini vacation
843
>Closing your eyes you drifted off to the dream world
844
845
>”Anon hurry up or you’ll be late”
846
>Late? Late for what?
847
>”Holy crap your suits all kinds of messed up”
848
>Why am I in a suit?
849
>What kind of mess am I in now?
850
>Looking around several ponies were running around
851
>Bouquets of flowers lined the walls
852
>What was this, a church?
853
>Anon get up there
854
>Being pushed by a mob of ponies you were deposited at the altar
855
>Wait a minute, I can’t be getting married
856
>I don’t even have a girlfriend
857
>The music of ‘Here comes the bride’ began playing
858
>From the doors in the back a mare in a flowing white dress bagan walking towards the altar
859
>Soon she was standing facing you
860
>Nervously you lifted the veil
861
“Nightmare?”
862
863
>Waking up in a cold sweat must be the new hip thing to do cause you were doing it a lot now
864
>Throwing the covers off you pondered the latest in a set of bizarre dreams
865
“Nightmare’s going to probably kick me in the nuts for that one”
866
867
Be Nightmare Moon
868
>You saw the most recent dream Anon had this eve
869
>A wedding with you as the bride
870
>Cheeky human, to even think that you would consider him as mate
871
>He wasn’t exactly bad looking, but he did grind your nerves more than even Celestia
872
>Walking into the kitchen you saw the human looking worse for wear
873
>His eyes bloodshot he nursed his usual mug
874
>Pouring yourself a cup as well you floated the mug and placed it on the table
875
“I had a very interesting dream last night”
876
>You saw him stiffen at your statement
877
“Would you like to hear about?”
878
>”No I’m okay, I’m just going to go get ready for work”
879
>You saw him stumble over his own feet trying to flee
880
>Oh what fun you would have with him today
881
882
>Honestly the dark toned mare was going to cause your sanity do disappear
883
>The walk to the store that morning was awkward for you
884
>Not being able to look her in the eyes was becoming an annoyance
885
>If there was one thing you hated the most it was being scared of uncertainty
886
>Casting a glance at Nightmare, you noticed she was trotting right next you 
887
>Sporting a serene smile she maintained pace with you
888
“I’ve been meaning to ask Nightmare, do you maybe want a book or something when you’re working the front”
889
>She quirked an eyebrow at your question
890
>”I do not recall seeing any literature within your store”
891
“Well I really don’t have any books there, but we could stop by the library”
892
>Nightmare seemed to mull over your suggestion
893
>”Some light reading would be welcome”
894
>Looks like you and Nightmare were going to make a small detour before heading to work
895
896
>You had to give it to Twilight she was taking this pretty well
897
>”Anon, what made you think that bringing her here was a good idea?”
898
>As well as could be hoped for anyway
899
>”You are going to apologize to those guards”
900
>Casting a glance towards the wall two guards, which were previously posted outside lay crumpled against a wall
901
>Unsurprisingly when they saw Nightmare and yourself approaching the crystal castle they promptly stood ready to face her
902
>It was almost brave if not for the fact that you could see the shaking in their pony legs
903
>Then when they realized that their show of force wasn’t working they said goodbye to the world of the woken.
904
>Naturally to spare them the joys of sleeping outside you picked up both the guards and carried them inside with you.
905
>Nightmare scoffed as you both entered
906
>”If my guards had ever shown such fear, they would be banished to the wastes”
907
>But let’s get back to Purple butt being mad at you
908
>Yup just look at that glare and scrunch
909
“Not my fault this time, your guards just had a panic attack”
910
>You gestured at the two guards, who now in their unconscious state snuggled against each other
911
“All we came here for is some books, Nightmare said she’d enjoy some light reading while she works in my shop”
912
>If there was a way to get anyone on Twilights good side, it was to show her they were fans of a good book
913
>Speaking of which, where was your terrorizer?
914
“Listen Twilight, I’m just going to help her grab a book or two and we’ll be out of your hair”
915
>”Fine, but make sure she doesn’t damage them or you’ll be buying me the replacements”
916
“Don’t worry so much, I’ll make sure she doesn’t eat them or use them as toilet paper”
917
>Walking away from Twilight you started the search for the mare in question
918
>A few minutes of searching yielded no results
919
>Where was she, coming upon the next section you read the plaque
920
“Equestrian History”
921
>Stepping forward you resumed your search.
922
>This time your efforts were rewarded
923
>Nightmare was scanning the shelves filled full of books and scrolls
924
“Find anything good?”
925
>”History can’t ever be only classified as good”
926
>You raised an eyebrow at that
927
>”It is merely a record of past events, events as seen from the eyes of the victors”
928
“I’ll just take that as a yes”
929
>”Quite, now hold these”
930
>When you left the library your arms were crammed full of books
931
“You can’t seriously expect me to believe you’re going to read all these”
932
>”Despite your misplaced doubt I happen to enjoy learning various subjects”
933
>Rolling your eyes you adjusted the books yet again, some were close to falling
934
“On the bright side you won’t be too bored up front”
935
936
>Nightmare definitely had a grudge against you about the dreams you’ve been having
937
>How did you come to this conclusion?
938
>Simple really, firstly being made to carry all of her chosen reading material
939
>And secondly because she told you
940
>”These delusions you entertain that you would ever even grace the presence of our wedding makes me laugh”
941
>It actually got annoying with how high and mighty she got with this
942
>”And since we can’t simply fetch a new commoner due to our sister choice we shall simply have you do our bidding as a payment”
943
>She was indebting you for your subconscious thoughts
944
>You’d humor her for now, but if she got out of hand with this you still had your bag of goodies for dealing with problem equestrian villains
945
>But you needed to get back to work
946
947
>Using your trusty set of pliers you bent another strand of copper.
948
>This ponyquin of Rarity’s turned out to be a bigger undertaking than you originally expected
949
>Twisting the end to get rid of the sharp point you got your miniature torch
950
>The little gadget was powered with magic, hot enough to melt most metals and only cost you three hours of being grilled by Twilight about the human world
951
>Setting the pliers on your trustee bench you picked up the solid wooden block and a pattern gouge
952
>Applying pressure you started shaping the block to form a head piece
953
>”Anon, it’s almost lunch time, finish up what your working on”
954
“Yes, mother”
955
>Your quip resulted in something solid hitting you in the back of the head
956
>One final firm passage with the gouge and you set your tool down
957
>Blowing over the recent work you watched the wooden shaving fall
958
>Placing the wooden piece down you stood up and dusted yourself off
959
>You heard the click of the front door, and the noise of the sign being flipped from open to closed
960
>Heading over to the fridge you grabbed both of the lunchboxes and headed outside
961
>Walking over to the wooden table which was set behind your shop you set down the lunches
962
>Leaning back you stretched your arms over your head
963
>Hearing a pop you let out a satisfied grunt
964
>The sky was still dark, but when you looked around it seemed as if it was starting to shrink over the town
965
>Another question you’d have to bring up to the princess in your next letter
966
>A few moments later you were joined by Nightmare at the table
967
>The glow of her magic surrounded her lunchbox and floated it towards herself
968
>No matter how many times you saw it magic in this place still amazed you
969
>Ponies didn’t have arms, but unicorn had magic which worked just as well
970
>Pegasi could use their wings and handle things provided they were not extremely heavy
971
>Thinking about the earth pony race it seemed if they got a bum rap
972
>Neither being able to fly or use magic, they had to do everything using their hooves and brains
973
>Wait why’s Nightmare looking at you all funny
974
>”Are you going to eat or just sit there with the idiotic expression on your face”
975
>You must have been lost in thought for a bit
976
>Opening your lunch you brought out the container with the rice and steamed veggies
977
>Man this stuff was good
978
>Simply seasoning with salt and pepper made this a simple but delicious meal
979
>You and Nightmare ate in relative silence
980
>Mind you it wasn’t a bad silence, it was actually quite welcome
981
>It didn’t feel like you had to say anything, just simply enjoy the outdoors while eating lunch
982
“So have you given any thought on where you want to go this weekend?”
983
>Looking thoughtful, Nightmare floated another spoonful of rice to her mouth
984
>”It has been ages since I last had an opportunity to swim freely”
985
>So the lake it is
986
“We’ll pack tomorrow, and leave the day after then”
987
>A nod was all you received from Nightmare as she chewed her food
988
>A few more minutes later you packed up the two lunchboxes and headed inside
989
>Nightmare walked back to the front of the store as you stowed the boxes away and set yourself back to work
990
>You thought about the mini vacation you were about to embark on you started to prepare a mental checklist
991
>Blankets, towels, food, a tent, sleeping bags, and some lanterns.
992
>Maybe you could get your hands on some fireworks to light off at night.
993
>Most of the food you could make yourself, probably get the rest from sugarcube corner.
994
>The plan started to form in your head as you worked
995
>You always did pride yourself on your ability to multitask.
996
997
>It had been maybe an hour since lunch when you heard the storefront door open
998
>”Good afternoon welcome’s to the Repair Shop, hello Fluttershy I’ll tell Anon you’re here”
999
>Wow she was even being more polite than ever before
1000
>Soft hoof falls preceded Fluttershy’s entrance
1001
>”Good afternoon Anon”
1002
“Hello Flutters, I have the birdhouse all finished for you”
1003
>”Oh thank you so much, the poor little bird family was worried sick about it for days now”
1004
“Well you know I’m happy to help, just next time tell Angel that he’ll be helping rebuild it if he breaks it”
1005
>”Oh Anon, you know he’s just young. He doesn’t understand how his actions affect others”
1006
>That bunny knew too well, he caused more damage around Fluttershy’s place than Discord
1007
>”Thank you again Anonymous”
1008
>With that you helped Fluttershy pack the birdhouse into her saddlebag
1009
>She waved goodbye as she left.
1010
>”Have a nice day Miss Moon”
1011
>”You as well Fluttershy”
1012
>Well now this was just unimaginable, Nightmare was being polite to others
1013
>Then again this was Fluttershy, you didn’t think there was a creature alive that didn’t warm up to the shy yellow mare
1014
>She was just too adorable
1015
1016
>Using the different files you continued to carve the wooden block
1017
>Grabbing some sandpaper, you pressed it against the wood and moved it with the grain
1018
>With a little more work you’d be ready to stain it
1019
>Time however was not on your side, the clock on the wall read six.
1020
>Ok, you were surprised Nightmare didn’t come bothering you about finishing for the day.
1021
>Standing up you felt the strain in your neck.
1022
>You were definitely at it for a while.
1023
>Walking to the front you saw something surprising.
1024
>Luna’s face was firmly planted in the book on the counter
1025
>She must have fallen asleep while reading
1026
>Walking over to her you placed a hand on her shoulder
1027
>Gently shaking her awake you prepared yourself for her inevitable reaction
1028
>”What the…. Huh?”
1029
>Her head snapped to attention
1030
>The almost immediate transformation from Luna to Nightmare occurred
1031
“It’s time to go home Nightmare”
1032
>Yawning with a hoof to her mouth she closed her book
1033
>”What time is it?”
1034
“Just past six, close up and we’ll head home”
1035
“Okay”
1036
>She must have been still half asleep
1037
>It didn’t take long to put all your tools away and grab the lunchboxes
1038
>With a still drowsy Nightmare you started your trip home
1039
1040
>The cool air of the evening felt good against your skin
1041
>Nightmare looked like she was ready to fall back asleep
1042
>Trotting next to you, she kept bumping against you
1043
>She would correct her track only to eventually end up bumping back into you due to her drowsiness
1044
>After a minute she settled just walking while half leaning against you
1045
>You’d bet everything you have that in her right state of mind she’d never allow herself to do something like this
1046
>Several ponies who were also heading home for the day observed you 
1047
>The mares giggled and the stallions smiled knowingly
1048
>If they only knew that this mare was more likely to beat your butt that act like this unless she wasn’t in her right mind
1049
>Eventually you both made it home.
1050
>You led Nightmare straight to bed and tucked the mare in
1051
>You were feeling pretty tired yourself, but there were a few things left to do
1052
>Heading to the kitchen you began prepping tomorrow’s lunch for the two of you
1053
>Grabbing some pasta you decided to make some sautéed veggies with pasta.
1054
>You enjoyed cooking, heck just working with your hands brought you a sense of pride
1055
>In essence you were equestria’s only handyman, in both senses of the word.
1056
>Putting the final touches on the two lunches you stowed the lunchboxes in the fridge
1057
>Grabbing a bottle of water, you brought it to your lips.
1058
>A quick swig and you capped the bottle.
1059
>Time for a shower and then to bed. 
1060
>Grabbing a towel and some underwear you headed to the bathroom.
1061
>Turning the shower on you adjusted the knobs to get that perfect mix
1062
>Stepping in you let the water just wash off the day’s grime
1063
>You had to be careful, if you stayed here for too long you’d end up falling asleep in the shower.
1064
>Some shampoo and soap later you rinsed off and stepped out of the shower
1065
>Wiping yourself down you put on your undies and headed to your bedroom
1066
>You ended up just collapsing onto the bed.
1067
>Laying your head on the pillow you relaxed
1068
>Your thoughts turned to what dreams may come when you drifted off to dreamland
1069
1070
>Standing on a hilltop surrounded by fields of green seemed strange to you at first
1071
>Looking around it was green as far as the eye could see
1072
>Sitting down in the grass you felt a cool breeze sweep against you
1073
>This was peaceful
1074
>It was a dream, it had to be. Slightly different from the ones you’ve been having but a dream nonetheless
1075
>Something or someone was watching you. It didn’t take a psychic to figure it out, it was your mind after all
1076
“I know someone’s there, why don’t you just come out”
1077
>You waited for a response, but only received silence
1078
>It didn’t bother you, if someone wanted to try harming you in this dream they had many opportunities to do it
1079
>Casting a glance around you, your eyes stopped on a shadow floating behind you
1080
>It didn’t have a solid form to it but judging by its general shape you knew who the intruder was
1081
“How are you Luna?”
1082
>No response, it didn’t move or make any acknowledgement that you were speaking to it
1083
“I know you’re there Luna, and if I’m right Nightmare is there as well”
1084
>Still nothing, she probably could only observe and not interact
1085
“Well at least I won’t get any threats tomorrow from this dream huh”
1086
>So is this what schizophrenics act like? Simply talking to themselves
1087
>Leaning back until you were laying down you enjoyed this peaceful dreamscape
1088
>Wondering what the day would bring you felt yourself jolt awake
1089
1090
>Rubbing the sleep from your eyes you made your way to the bathroom
1091
>Opening the door you were met with a still tired looking Nightmare
1092
>With a toothbrush still in her mouth she turned to you
1093
>”Morning Anon”
1094
“Morning Nighty”
1095
>She moved to the side, making space so you could brush your teeth as well
1096
>You could almost laugh at this.
1097
>Walking up to the sink you grabbed your toothbrush and spread some toothpaste on the bristles
1098
>Side by side you and Nightmare brushed your teeth
1099
>Gargling with some mouthwash you started out of the bathroom
1100
>Looking over your shoulder you saw Nightmare applying some light makeup
1101
1102
>Entering the kitchen you set the kettle and began making the nectar of the gods
1103
>Taking out the two lunches you started getting everything together for the oncoming day
1104
>The whistling of the kettle got you moving again prepping two mugs. You poured the water into the grounds and filtered the mixture into them.
1105
>The remainder of the boiled water was used to make some oatmeal for breakfast.
1106
>Placing the bowl of cooling oatmeal and mug of coffee at Nightmare’s spot you sat in your own.
1107
“Nightmare, breakfast is ready”
1108
>”Coming, just give me a second”
1109
>No royal voice, or condescension. Who said miracles don’t happen
1110
>Grabbing a spoon you dug in, tasting the oatmeal it was pretty bland
1111
>Getting back up you headed to fridge.
1112
>The oatmeal needed something, looking around the shelves and moving some contents aside you found a small container with blueberries
1113
>That’ll do the trick
1114
>Returning to your seat, you tipped the container and dumped some of the blue morsels into the oatmeal
1115
>Stirring the contents of the bowl you brought a spoonful to your mouth
1116
>Sweet and tangy, perfect if you do say so yourself
1117
>The sound of hooves on the wooden floor alerted you to Nightmare’s presence
1118
>She crossed the kitchen area and took a seat across from you and dug into her breakfast
1119
>Gulping down the rest of your breakfast and coffee you picked up the plate and mug and headed to the sink
1120
>You’d do the dishes tonight
1121
“Are you excited about tomorrow?”
1122
>”Hmmm I’ll make a judgment on the level of excitement once were actually there”
1123
>Finishing her own breakfast you saw her plate and mug join yours in the sink
1124
“Why don’t we get going”
1125
1126
>Most of Ponyville was covered by the morning mist
1127
>A few scattered ponies could be seen going to work 
1128
>On the horizon you could see the beginnings of Celestia’s sunrise
1129
>Just like the past few days the patch of darkness which blocked the light of sun had grown smaller
1130
>You had a feeling this was in some way tied the changes that were happening with the mare by your side
1131
>Opening the door to your store you let Nightmare enter
1132
>She walked to her usual spot and floated a book from the stack behind her to the counter
1133
“So which one are you reading today?”
1134
>With her magic she lifted the book again so you could see the title
1135
>’Equestria through the years’
1136
“Well I won’t keep you from your quest for knowledge you highness”
1137
>Walking to the back you saw the corners of her mouth turn up in a smile.
1138
>Sitting yourself down on the stool you brought the wooden ponyquin head up to your eyes
1139
>Looking it over you tried finding any obvious imperfections
1140
>Nothing looked off, then again looks can be deceiving.
1141
>Opening a drawer on your workbench you reached in to fish out a piece of high grit sandpaper
1142
>Where the heck was it
1143
>Biting your tongue your hand fumbled inside the drawer
1144
>Dang, nothing. Did you already go through your whole supply?
1145
>Sighing you got up. Looks like you’d be heading to Hay’s hardware before you got started
1146
>When you reached the front you found Nightmare deeply engrossed in her book
1147
“Nightmare, I have to grab some sandpaper from the hardware store. You’re in charge”
1148
>She gave you a mock salute without even looking up
1149
>Shaking your head you made your way outside
1150
>This vacation would probably do her some good, she was likely loosing her mind if her actions during the last few days were any indication.
1151
>Walking down the dirt path, you kicked random rocks that littered the walkway
1152
>You should have checked if you were running low on anything else before leaving
1153
>Oh well, you’d make a list when you got back.
1154
>Seeing the sign of the hardware store you picked up your pace
1155
>Good thing Hay always opened as early as you did
1156
>Giving him a good morning wave as you entered you headed to the woodworking section
1157
>Your eyes scanned the selection of various sheets of sandpaper
1158
>Low grit, low grit, ahh there we go high grit.
1159
>Grabbing two large sheets, you tucked them under your arm
1160
>Taking a quick look you hoped something else would come to mind while you were here
1161
>Come on brain, back me up here
1162
>Not remembering anything you made your way to the cashier
1163
>You and Hay had a lot in common, both enjoyed wood work and craft projects
1164
>Hay rung you up and after dropping some bits on the counter you were on your way back
1165
>Or would have been if not for someone yelling your name
1166
>”Anon!!! I’ve been looking for you everywhere”
1167
>A purple blur rushed into your view
1168
“What’s wrong Twilight?”
1169
>”Princess Celestia, she said she needs to speak with you right away”
1170
“Okay, just let me lock up the store and tell..”
1171
>”There’s no time, just hold still, I’ll teleport us to the castle”
1172
“Twilight do..”
1173
1174
“…n’t”
1175
>Do you know the feeling when you are charged with static electricity?
1176
>You can feel the hair on your arms stand on end
1177
>That’s what it feels like to be teleported
1178
>Well also you forgot to add the nausea, a large shock, and headache
1179
>Leaning against the closest wall you tried to make the room stop spinning
1180
“Twilight, remember when I told you don’t like being teleported?”
1181
>”Oh yeah, but this is important”
1182
“Last question, how good is your cleaning service?”
1183
>”I’d have to say pretty good, why?”
1184
>Bending over you emptied this morning’s breakfast right at the purple princess’ hooves
1185
>She jumped back trying to avoid it
1186
>She failed, hopefully this would help her remember for next time
1187
>”This is so disgusting, let’s go to the other room”
1188
>Righting yourself you used your sleeve to wipe your mouth
1189
>Twilights face was starting to green slightly
1190
>She was probably someone who puked if they were around someone who did as well
1191
>Following the retreating mare you entered another room
1192
“So I thought we were going to see the Princess?”
1193
>”Indeed you were”
1194
>Turning to the source of the voice you found Princess Celestia approaching you
1195
>Her warm smile slightly settling your stomach
1196
>Maybe it was one of her special talents
1197
“So what’s so important I had to lose my breakfast”
1198
>”I came here to thank you Anonymous”
1199
>What?
1200
“Anything specific or just a general thank you”
1201
>You were confused by what this mare was on about
1202
>”I honestly couldn’t believe you had succeeded, but rest assured your help will not go unrewarded”
1203
>Stepping closer to her, you picked up one of her hooves and clasped it in your hands
1204
“I can say this with all sincerity Princess”
1205
>Your eyes locked with hers
1206
“I have no idea what you’re talking about”
1207
>It was Celestia’s turn to be confused
1208
>”Luna, who else”
1209
“I don’t follow, I mean yeah she’s there but her and Nightmare are improving slowly”
1210
>Celestia looked to Twilight and back to you the confused expression evident on her face only grew
1211
>”Anon, Luna appeared in her chambers maybe an hour ago”
1212
“She did what now? You have to be mistaken Nightmare was in my store not even half an hour ago”
1213
>Nightmare, oh no!
1214
>Turning on your heel you ran from the room
1215
>Most of the guards jumped out of the way when you came running through the hallways
1216
>You had to get back to the shop
1217
>If Luna had returned did that mean that Nightmare was gone?
1218
1219
>Your lungs were on fire
1220
>Figuratively not literally anyway
1221
>Ponies watched you as you ran like a madman to your store
1222
>Please be there
1223
>Reaching the front door you jerked it open
1224
>She was at the counter
1225
>The book you saw her reading not too long ago lay open at her spot
1226
>Maybe she’s in the back, running to your work space your eyes surveyed the room
1227
>Empty save for the projects and your tools
1228
>She was gone
1229
>You don’t remember you actually felt this sad.
1230
>Nightmare may have started as a result of Luna’s feeling, but she was a living being as well
1231
>One with her own fears and dreams, did that not count for anything
1232
>This wasn’t right, it wasn’t fair
1233
>The toilet flushing caused you head to snap up
1234
>When the door opened and Nightmare stepped out you couldn’t believe it
1235
“You’re here”
1236
>She looked confused at your statement
1237
>”Yes, why wouldn’t I be?”
1238
>She barely had a chance to finish her sentence before you had her in a hug
1239
>”Anon what’re you doing?”
1240
>You just held her in an embrace
1241
>Her mane tickled your nose, but at this point you considered it the best feeling in the world
1242
>”Did I miss something while you were out”
1243
>Breaking the hug but still holding her at arm’s length you smiled at her
1244
“I’ll explain on the way”
1245
1246
>After locking up the shop, you and Nightmare headed to Twilights castle
1247
“So from what Celestia told me, Luna appeared back in the castle not too long ago”
1248
>”And due to your loyalty to me you came to ensure our safety”
1249
>There’s the ego, she’d never let you live down the fact that you were worried about her
1250
“I’ll admit I was worried”
1251
>”Your fealty to us is noble, thus we shall forgive you for touching us without permission. This time”
1252
>Lifting her head high you laughed. Relieved that your friend was safe
1253
>As crazy as it sound to say she was your friend
1254
>Arriving at Twilights castle the guards let you in
1255
>And they didn’t even faint this time. You were so proud.
1256
>Navigating your way through the halls some of the guards you rushed by gave you worried glances
1257
>Probably due to your rapid departure earlier
1258
>When you reached the doors of the room you burst out of earlier you took a deep breath
1259
“You ready”
1260
>”As ready as I’ll ever be”
1261
>Opening the door you entered first, Twilight turned and you saw relief settle on her face
1262
>”Anon, what was that all about?”
1263
>The question died as Nightmare stepped into the room behind you
1264
>”What.. how.. Princess how can she be here if Luna is back?”
1265
>Celestia had a similarly shocked expression, but it just as quickly turned into one of happiness
1266
>”It seems that Nightmare Moon has gained enough of her own will to become as real as any of us”
1267
>Celestia walked around Nightmare examining her, raising a hoof she poked her flank
1268
>”Stop that”
1269
>With a giggle Celestia withdrew her hoof
1270
>”My apologies sister, it is just intriguing but this whole set of events turned out better than I could have ever hoped”
1271
>”Oh I’m sure, you probably hoped that I would get blasted apart again”
1272
>”No such thing my worry for Luna’s safety was great, but believe me that I never meant you any harm”
1273
>Nightmare must have been convinced with Celestia’s words because she didn’t press any further
1274
>”So are you ready then sister?”
1275
>”Ready? Ready for what?”
1276
>”To come with me to Canterlot, you are my sister and as such a Princess of Equestria. So will you join in ruling this kingdom with myself and Luna”
1277
>You smiled at this scene. Nightmare not only gained a freedom she had never known, but now she also had a family
1278
>Twilight was tearing up at the scene, reaching into your pocket you gripped a tissue and handed it to her
1279
>She mouthed a ‘thank you’ and resumed watching the touching scene
1280
>Nightmare looked at you
1281
>Searching her eyes you saw a lot of varying emotions
1282
>Hope, fear, joy, sadness
1283
>Placing a hand on her shoulder you gave her a reassuring grip
1284
“Go meet your new family, and just don’t forget about us peasants here in Ponyville”
1285
>The smile she gave you was something truly beautiful
1286
>There was true happiness behind it
1287
>You could have sworn you even saw some tears in her eyes
1288
>”Then let us be off”
1289
>A quick flash of light and they were gone
1290
>You should be sad that she was gone, but to tell the truth you were happy for her
1291
>She found a place in the world, a place with those that loved her
1292
>”Thank you Anon, you did something truly amazing”
1293
“I know, I’m pretty awesome huh?”
1294
>”And as humble as Rainbow”
1295
>You both chuckled
1296
1297
>Waving goodbye to Twilight you starting your trek back to the store
1298
>Boy it was going to be boring with Nightmare gone
1299
>And you might have gotten a little spoiled with having someone minding the front while you worked in the back 
1300
>Opening the front door you looked to the pile of books Nightmare had began reading.
1301
>Might as well get those returned since you weren’t going to read them
1302
>Picking up the stack you headed into the back.
1303
>Setting them on one of the benches you sat on a stool
1304
>That’s when it hit you that your planned mini vacation with Nightmare was over before it had even a chance to begin.
1305
>Guess it’s business as usual then.
1306
>Pulling out a quill and roll of parchment you began writing your letter.
1307
>You didn’t get anything done today
1308
>Honestly your mind was elsewhere
1309
>The events of the morning replaying in your mind
1310
>During lunch you ate by yourself, Nightmares lunchbox sat untouched in the fridge a testament to the fact that she in reality was gone
1311
>Jotting the final notes on the scroll you rolled it up
1312
>Grabbing a red wax candle you made the seal on it
1313
>A Large ‘A’ adorned the seal
1314
>Might as well lock up early and stop by the post office to mail it
1315
>Grabbing the two lunchboxes you shut off the lights
1316
>Casting one last look over the shop you exited and locked the door
1317
>It was still early, barely past three in the afternoon
1318
>The sun was out, the remnants of the darkness that engulfed the town had disappeared shortly after Nightmare left
1319
>A short walk later you were at the post office
1320
>You probably could have gone and asked Spike to send it for you but this time you just wanted it done without any questions so you could head home
1321
>After a few minutes of waiting patiently in line you walked up to the counter and set the scroll down
1322
>”Who’s the recipient?”
1323
“Princess Celestia”
1324
>She looked at you as if you grew a second head
1325
“Listen just send it, it’s not a joke”
1326
>”Okay sir, that’ll be 3 bits, would you like delivery confirmation with it”
1327
“No it’s fine”
1328
>Fishing out the bits you set them on the counter and left
1329
>Only thing left to do is to head home
1330
>Your mind was blank throughout the walk
1331
>Reaching your small home you opened the door.
1332
>Looking around the place seemed more empty than usual. Setting the lunchboxes down you went to your bedroom and just dropped yourself on the bed
1333
>Closing your eyes you let the stress of the day wash away and fell asleep
1334
1335
In Canterlot
1336
>Anonymous the Human
1337
>He did more than you could have hoped for
1338
>You only wished your sister returned to you
1339
>You entrusted her to him
1340
>Now you had Luna back and then something amazing happened
1341
>Nightmare Moon, she was there as well
1342
>The evil you sensed before radiating off of her, all gone
1343
>You thanked whatever deity brought the human to your kingdom
1344
>”Your Higness, there is a message for you from Anonymous the Human”
1345
>One of the guards held a scroll in his wing
1346
“Bring it to me please”
1347
>Quickly coming over you griped the scroll with your magic and broke the seal
1348
>Your eyes moved quickly through the text
1349
>Disregard your previous words, Anon was an evil monster.
1350
“Guard, go to the treasury and get me one of the clerks”
1351
>”Yes your highness”
1352
>You had to give him credit for being brave
1353
>Not too many creatures would have the guts to send you a bill.